PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LMAO EDITION /ptg/

NO SLEEP TIL 100K

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You are all Putin puppets.

>99909 active cases
>wow we're gonna get to 100k currently active tonight too, that's a little faster than i was expecting
it's all accelerating, my dude

based, those faggots weren't going to pay their rent anyways

>Reminder to the shills
he's talking about you, OP

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Says the guy with Soros' hand firmly gripping what the HRT has left of his prostate.

Italy

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imagine signing a multi-year contract that you aren't even a month solvent for.

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> evicting a nurse
> not giving her free rent in exchange for h*nd h*lding
user, are the landlords all gay or something?

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What do you see in this photo?

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she hasn't been wrong yet, bros!

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I'm starting to think the Democrats strategy with Biden is to have a candidate that is so pathetic and frail that when Trump crushes him in the debates Americans will feel sorry for him and vote for him out of pitty.

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Coof.

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lol

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BREAKING NEWS TED CRUZ HAS HAD A RELAPSE OF CORONAVIRUS AND HAD BEEN RUSHED TO THE E.R.

Wtf, Cuomo?

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>every time

He looks like he's deteriorating in real time, holy fucking god.

100k what?

Oh fug he just got his one month clean pin too

Must suck to have an aging population depend on socialized healthcare.

Her early videos are pretty good.

you were supposed to be jacking off and building that dick muscle to fuck croma right in the pussy

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or so he says

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>when you think he can't get more based

the tests are false positives

That's what happens when half your underclass emigrates instead of having babies locally.

I already have all the movies I like saved.. Go ahead and start the sequence.

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Got tired of flexing on poors with my Tarantula money.

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>he doesnt have a superior bedroom/gym

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Jan. 22 – No. Not at all. And we have it totally under control.

Jan. 24 – It will all work out well.

Jan 30 – We have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at the moment – five. And those people are all recuperating successfully.

Feb 10 – Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.

Feb 19 – I think the numbers are getting progressively better as we go.

Feb. 20 – …within a couple of days, is going to be down to close to zero.

Feb 22 – We have it very much under control in this country.

Feb 25 – …the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus… They tried the impeachment hoax … and this is their new hoax.

Feb 26 – We’re going down, not up.

Feb 27 – It’s going to disappear. One day like a miracle – it will disappear.

Feb 29 – Everything is really under control. (The vaccine will be available) “very rapidly.”

Mar 2 – It’s very mild.

Mar 4 – “…we’re talking about very small numbers in the United States.”

Mar 6 – I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised I understand it. Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.’ Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president. Maybe.

Mar 6: Anybody who wants a test can get a test. That’s the bottom line.

Mar 7: I’m not concerned at all. No, we’ve done a great job with it.

Mar 10 – It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.

Mar 16 – (asked to rate his own performance) I’d rate it a ten.

Mar 16: I don't take responsibility at all.

Mar 17 – “I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.”

Mar 21: You don’t have empty shelves. A lot of things have happened that are very good.

Mar 26 -- The mortality rate... in my opinion, it’s way way down

Mar 31 -- The measures we're taking aren't doing enough and I think it won't be as bad as H1N1.

Isn't that game exclusively for autistic gay children?

Since the one guy fucked yo I’m asking again what do you see in this photo?

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Meet your new FED chairmen /PTG/ Donald Trump
finance.yahoo.com/news/feds-cure-risks-being-worse-110052347.html
>In other words, the federal government is nationalizing large swaths of the financial markets. The Fed is providing the money to do it. BlackRock will be doing the trades
>This scheme essentially merges the Fed and Treasury into one organization. So, meet your new Fed chairman, Donald J. Trump.
>In effect, the Fed is giving the Treasury access to its printing press. This means that, in the extreme, the administration would be free to use its control, not the Fed’s control, of these SPVs to instruct the Fed to print more money so it could buy securities and hand out loans in an effort to ramp financial markets higher going into the election. Why stop there? Should Trump win re-election, he could try to use these SPVs to get those 10,000 Dow Jones points he feels the Fed has denied everyone.

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I sure hope you're drinking enough water, /ptg/.

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Cases of Chinese Sniffles, presume is what he is talking about. We're like 900 short of that I think.

Please this is an emergency I've not worked out in like a couple of weeks how am I gonna MAGA like this

The flesh is weak after all this bating time

WHERES THE CARDIO

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Coof.

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>emigrates instead of having babies locally.
They won't have babies overseas, either. I've been trying to wife one absolutely stunning tradItalian (who is even more racist and redpilled than I) in order to make white babies, but she only cares about her career now.

Hide your Republicans, hide your GOPe, AND HIDE your independents because Coronavirus is coming.

just do pushups and situps bro

Go seek help schizo poster before you kill your own mom!

mass white suicide of 20-24 year olds due to fentanyl abuse?

When is Biden on CNN?

>(who is even more racist and redpilled than I) >but she only cares about her career now.
Then she's not more redpilled than you. She's just LARPing to keep you interested.

Yes.

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just run around the house bro

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you missed it, it was hours ago and lasted like 5 m

Hitler wasn't even that based.

I live in the second most Italian county, by ancestry of the adult population, and there is an echo book occurring among white women right now

all accurate

Yesterday.

burpees

No not even close

yeah, Didn't care for it either. But Trump showed the same type of behavior by supporting a guy for open boarders and amnesty in Alabama over Jeff Sessions. I will never support any of Trump's kids in politics b/c of how shitty he's been in this regard.

Did your legs stop working? Even the most stringent stay at home orders allow going outside for cardio.

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Damn did he fuck up

Cardio is for losing weight

The Democrats strategy was "anybody but Bernie"

I see Mormons, user.

TRUMP YES

>papists
God is punishing the wicked, and correcting the mistake of letting the irish and wop niggers in

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Wait, you don't have a big enough property to run around and a personal Gym. What are you gay?

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The treadmill is the modern man's form of cardio, other things are just barbarian, frankly.

And for running fast

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Feels good being too smart to only rent out to dentists who dont have to deal with this shit instead of potential virus carriers
nurses can pay renbts 2bh

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>running =/= running

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He was never based

What is funny about this, you gay kikes?

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kek it's literally only targeting cities and the more degenerate the more it spreads
i know it's because of lifestyle and inhabitants conducive to catching a foreign disease and spreading it, but i'm gonna ignore that and say it's vengeance from God
CAN YOU FEEL IT
YOUR BODY DEVOURING YOUR MUSCLES
GONNA BECOME A TWINK AT THIS RATE BOI

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Not just that but you’re closing in.

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>Gretchen "Half" Whitmer
BTFO

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Stop listening to my house you pesky fed!!! :) You're using official government property to troll someone on your own team while on duty!!!

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It's partly my fault. She moved to America thinking that she'd be nearby. Like most Europeans, American geography utterly eluded her: she had no clue that the PhD program she joined was on the opposite side of the country from me.

Cardio is for cardiovascular health.

Eating less is for losing weight.

It's oddly relaxing at first to run around in little pocket reality where you can (moreso in the new one) mold the place to your will, but eventually the daily play turns to every few days, then once a week, then just holidays, because it always starts feeling less like a game and more like a 2nd.... job...
brb buying the new AC.

Imagine being this much of a homobuttpenis. Just find a mountain and hike it with a pack on. There's your cardio and social distancing.

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there is literally nothing wrong with being a twink

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Hurry up and invade already plez

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I am watching you jews.

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>Like most Europeans, American geography utterly eluded her: she had no clue that the PhD program she joined was on the opposite side of the country from me.
Do they not have Google Maps in Europe? How does this keep happening?

Is that a wrestling ring / bed?
Tfw no tomboy gf to roughhouse with

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I have a single 35lbs dumbell at home you can do a lot, if its too easy just add more reps. Then Find a bar to do pull ups.

>doing such a great job for them
You could do more though Mr Trump, please send nuclear help

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We passed it.

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You don't have to hold the mic button so much.

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pls bee nice

It feels too retarded to run around small spaces, the treadmill is the most based way

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE

That's so inefficient and old school, we have the technology for you to run in place.

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>What is funny about this
>Daily Beast
Everything

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If you’re at a healthy weight and have an 8% - 10% body fat cardio is not necessary. It actually will burn away at muscle. Learned this the hard way

I see that the Mormons have much healthier demographics than the denizens of Pittsburg, who will be going from a 4:1 or 3:1 ratio of white:black to about 1:1 in the future.

More than fair, I need to go pick up some stuff I'm just pretty mobile sometimes.

even new jersey isn't so inept

NEWFUCKINJERSEY

He s got the Chinese bat aids

Get some kettle bells.

is that supposed to be one? he's kinda pudgy
while you thought you could avoid covid infection, a new kind of infection had already taken root

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They just don't care. They believe that America is an island with one city, New York, and everything else on the island is within a day's roadtrip from New York. They fly to New York and want to make a day trip to the Grand Canyon or Disneyworld.

>other things are just barbarian,
swimming is the superior form of exercise desu

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Do you have that whole series?

*cough*

>is that supposed to be one?
no, i just wanted an excuse to post him again

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It’s urbanization combined with social conservatism you retard. Some cities are doing ok even given the circumstances.

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That explains why Nintendo only released Celebi officially in NYC and then wondered why everyone gamesharked their pokeymans.

What a sexy chad MAGAunit of a man

I wonder what stores are open

DENIED

You're under arrest

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twitter.com/michale_price/status/1241939725121921025?s=19

Yeah I agree I was just kidding about being inside. I run around the outside of the house.

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CHINA STRONK

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God fuck landlords And fuck boomers Jesus christ

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> Jackson
I see a bunch of people about to retire, and a massive hole where the young workers who will end up supporting them need to be.

Oh, then I guess you'll buy your own fucking place then?

I am so tired of hearing people bitching and moaning about landlords
This is getting out of hand

Why do young faggots drink so much that they get poisoning? I never do that. It's just one more point of evidence whey they shouldn't vote.

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anyone get a hold of the text of the email?

Landlords destroying people's lives, what's new?

Bro like eat the landlords BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAP

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don't worry, when they get evicted for failing to pay, they won't have internet service anymore
they can't even mobilepost thanks to hiromoot's anti-mobile rangeblocks, praise him

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Let’s not get ahead of ourselves here...

Trump said 'lol we will consult Congress as needed' to every House 'win' they got.
You aren't keeping up.

>they can't even mobilepost thanks to hiromoot's anti-mobile rangeblocks, praise him
Thank fucking christ, they're not all banned but they should be and any more rangebans are a blessing.

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Oh, MAGA
Reminder, none of the media talks about this. Whyd nancy wait so long holding the impeachment papers?

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This but unironically. Every white man should own land.

Think about all then stupid adults you know. Those people were kids once.

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Maybe landlords should arrive to be more likeable? Must be a lot of really shitty ones floating around.

Those age groups over 35 are 9 years not 4

While Coronavirus panics millions over the death of a few thousand, Jay Inslee, governor of Washington, has, in between ordering progressively more authoritarian measures to inflict misery, managed to ban single-use plastic bags (and mandating an 8¢ charge for paper bags) and mandate sex education for kindergarteners.
nbcrightnow.com/news/gov-inslee-signs-bill-banning-stores-from-using-single-use/article_5e6618a4-6f23-11ea-a29b-03c60c062bc8.html
king5.com/article/news/politics/sexual-education-washington-public-schools/281-abfdc1c0-b6e3-4774-b3f8-7c6ba9f08e6c

He has been in Congress since 2012, he could have brought up at any point before then the federal reserve being a problem and steps to fix it

And only land owning white men should be allowed a vote.

T. Seething jew

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>hurr durr brr

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It hasn't even been that long either shit is going to be stupid at the end of two weeks from now ...I image a real life version of idiocracy

If you don't like them then don't rent from them
Nobody forced you to sign the lease
Do you people think that when you buy a house you can just not pay your mortgage?

There are shitty landlords but without them where would you live before buying a house?

1984

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Nobody in CA cares

no one cares nigger lover

For fuck's sake, stop carrying your cell phone with you everywhere you go. You knew long ago that it was tracking your movements.

Based california bro

>Now, this is a story all about how,
>My life got flip-turned upside down,
>And I'd like to take a minute just wait and see,
>I'll tell you how I became a host on M-S-N-B-C

>In Fort Worth Florida born and raised,
>In the congress is where I spent most of my days,
>Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’, all cool, and all hittin’ on interns fresh from law school,
>When a cute little aide who was up to no good,
>Started making trouble in my neighborhood,
>We got in one little fight and the aide got scared, and said:
>“I’m gonna tell your wife that we’re having an affair”

>I begged and pleaded with her, day after day,
>But she said that she’d black-mail me any-way,
>She dialed my wife, but before she could ring it,
>I grabbed a nearby bust, and said “I might as well swing it!”

>Fresh corpse — yo, this is bad
>I’ve gotta find a way to explain this fast!
>Is this what an unforeseen heart attack looks like?
>Hmm, that might be alright!
>Her parents were all mad, but before they came near,
>She was burned to ash and my record was clear,
>“If anything,” I told them, “her condition was rare,”
>Then NBC asked if I could join them on air,

>I signed onto a show for three hours a day,
>And I yelled to my party, “yo homes smell ya later!”
>I looked at my kingdom I was finally there,
>At six every day, Morning Joe’s on the air

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>Joe posting before 300
This is an executable offense

Osananajimi ni Najimitai its finished and you can read it already

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absolutely disgusting

You guys do know Trump is done, right?

i wonder if anyone believes a threat like that that's very nearly unenforceable. does anyone seriously believe the city of LA has that data easily available for that purpose?

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>Woodrow Wilson started this by sneaking into congress on Christmas night to sign and make it into law without any actual congressional approval putting us down the path to eventual ruin
>Trump just puts out in the open that he basically just ends it, takes over and combines two insinuations into one under his own banner to nationalize it
Absolutely based

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Since March 16th every single poll has shown a positive approval rating of his handling of the crisis.

Gas the kikes. Race war now.

>orange man is finally stopped from getting the nuclear codes

We Tulsipedes now?

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