/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2634

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>594344 infected
>27251 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>South Korea reports 146 new COVID-19 cases, total at 9,478. Death toll rises to 144

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BREAKING
EVERYONE IN LA GOT A TEXT SAYING BEACHES AND HIKING TRAILS ARE CLOSED

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This is my cat

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head of all intensive care in the netherlands has confirmed that 80% of corona patients on the icu are overweight.

Note overweight, not obese neccessary.

Alright Yas Forums
1. What kind of death toll do you expect?
2. Will we get to live out Mad Max after this is all over?
3. Will you forgive China if they erase our debt and Xi tells Trump he loves him as more than a friend.
4. What kind of changes will be made to take away even more of our freedoms?

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Even if we managed to control this, 10 years from now we're gonna go down this path again.

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youtu.be/z_3dh7s1d5w

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Daily reminder that the lockdown in Italy is not working.

>what if a pandemic that kills 1-2% of global population and the biggest economic bubble burst ever happen at the same time

no coronachan, please

>597,579 infected
>27,370 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!!!!
You guys might be right about this faggot little virus

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Cats are carrier

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He's angry at everyone, you Slavic mutt.
Hitler was right, you bastards needed to be euthanized.

>cases exploding
>mass amounts of old people

how fucked are we brahs....

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That's like barely 200 people.
Get back to me once it's canadian-team-lost-the-stanley-cup levels of rioting.

google.com/amp/s/www.espreso.rs/amp/532977/zbog-korone-imaju-savet-i-za-narkomane-ne-delite-pribor-video

Here is the junky tutorial that the american user asked for in the previous thread

No this time china will be forced to stop eating wildlife

The entire world hates them now

only in cvg am i going back and forth between intense anxiety and outright laughter from the shitposting

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You are already dead user

>NC GOVERNOR ISSUES STAY AT HOME ORDER FOR ENTIRE STATE
NC GOVERNOR ISSUES STAY AT HOME ORDER FOR ENTIRE STATE
>NC GOVERNOR ISSUES STAY AT HOME ORDER FOR ENTIRE STATE
NC GOVERNOR ISSUES STAY AT HOME ORDER FOR ENTIRE STATE
files.nc.gov/governor/documents/files/EO121-Stay-at-Home-Order-3.pdf

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nice catterinoo

I AINT DONE WITH YOU YET

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>mfw all my friends i will probably never see again
>mfw /cvg/ are my now my only friends

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>Hitler was right, you bastards needed to be euthanized.
t.

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Anyone have more hospital videos from the US?

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Quarantine movies? Any good new sci-fi out?

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uhh why are you burger anons not freaking out? you literally passed all the countries in 2 days literally hundreds had died today.

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I CANT HOLD ALL THESE HAPPENINGS

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Also

Average Yearly Influenza Deaths: 290,000-650,000
Coronavirus Deaths so far: 27,000

>inb4 "exponential growth bro, you'll see. just 2 more months"

Viral outbreaks don't grow exponentially indefinitely. There are interest groups that are committed to having this panic last as long as possible not unlike global warming alarmism.

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>1.5% death rate
>almost every infected detected
>most cases still unresolved
>optimal hospital care
>young average age of infected

Cute cat bro

jebote jel ovo slavica djukic dejanovic?

So basically life now is stay home until you get coronachan and die? Is that basically the gist of it?

Phone recordings are not allowed. It's rare you have to dig for them

Cringy doomer, relax.

>millions at the very least
>not as aggressive as mad max, but something softer and more friendly at least where I am (maybe like Katrina)
>lmao no
>implying (((government))) will still exist

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Dear god I want to fuck her.

I quite enjoyed The Crazies from 2010

On the upside, you will still have more people than New York once the virus is over.

better safe than sorry

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youtube.com/watch?v=zRbW_ZQwUgI

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Quiet Earth
Threads

This is nothing. the power will go out next, then the internet

AMERICA #1

MANIFEST DESTINY

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So is /cvg/ keeping you... dare I say it. On life support?

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Any news about a cure yet?

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It's alright, if that happens it'll just mean we'll get to live through a worldwide revolution that'll instill either fascist dictatorships or communist hellholes everywhere.

More like Uganda

717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.

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All the kots are cute. That's the law of nature.

Cute, my old cat was a nigger. I miss her. This is one of the kittens I got a few months ago.

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>Viral outbreaks don't grow exponentially indefinitely.
Well yes there is a hard limit at 100% infected. Depending on the model and how it spreads that limit might be less but regardless SHITS FUCKED YO

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But I'm actually white, whiter than you Slavic ass.

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Brutal.

That's a nice kitty.
Here's mine, I unfortunately had to put him to sleep yesterday, today I dug out a grave for him in my garden, I might plant some flowers for him. May he rest in peace.

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Zoomers will take over the Florida economy

Martial Law when?

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Mislim da nije, ali lici

Are you old or immunocompromised? Chances are you aren't at much risk if you aren't either.

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Not enough, spic. Go outside and enrich Mexico.

Just walk it off, bro

It feels like they are throwing everything at the wall to see what it sticks

>implying government will fall because of millions dead boomers
Nice cope.

martian law*

Mislim da nije, Slavica je gospođa, ova mi deluje ko poluciganka.

You guys are about to get absolutely ass blasted. I’m kinda wondering how the bleeding hearts will deal with the people at the border crying.

>31% of americans are obese
lol too bad but you murrians only have a survival rate of around 70%, if even.

I unironically took the Russia user's advice about alcoholic inhalation for lung swelling and feel better now, fever spiked then broke, pain lessened although it might be due to the booze high
Didn't inhale it like a bong just boiled som water with rum

>Biden accused of rape today
>ILL SAVE YOU FROM CORONA-CHAN

kek

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-scotland-52071173/go-home-now-or-get-the-jail
>Infected scottard wandering the streets and somehow thinks that coppers wont tell him to fuck off back home

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Wait, Queen Elizabeth got the wu-tang flu?

Stfu mutt

Viruses dont have cures. You either prevent infection/spread like with vaccinations/PrEP or manage symptoms and suck it up until its over.
And no, the vaccine is months away, then limited by production capacity.
This will be a long ride

My kitty says hi.

Nice Cisco Switch. A fellow networking bro?

>Average Yearly Influenza Deaths: 290,000-650,000

1. Those are estimates not confirmed deaths. You cannot compare confirmed deaths to estimates.

2. 650,000/365 = 1780. Influenza peaks at mid 2000s/day in their worse seasons. Coronavirus is killing over 3,000/day and it's spreading everywhere regardless of climate, because as a novel virus no one's immune.

Africa is worse but nobody says shit about them

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>What did you say?

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lel

He looks just like mine, is he friendly?

If there is, its still experimental. Even if all the proposed treatments over the past few weeks do work it's going to take a while to see if they can on a massive scale.

Charles does

This attempt to joke was cringe. You are a shame to our country. I will be lynched for it.

>2. Will we get to live out Mad Max after this is all over?
no, but probably Escape from New York

Because it's killed .0005% of the population

woops

COMFYS REPORT

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Seen this vid?
youtube.com/watch?v=J6VEYzwSdZU

Interest groups have no control over it lol. There's a million people who are loving this shit. Short sellers, supermarkets, health care providers, pharmacies. Da fuck you talking about interest groups like they're shadowy NPCs?

Number 11(XI) Has lost the mandate of HEAVEN...
Revolution in 3...2...1...

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>Citing REPORTED death stats as the actual death toll
The majority of deaths aren't even being reported, because hospitals the world over are being flooded with so many people who CLEARLY have the virus, they don't bother testing them and treat them as if they have it. After they die, they can't mark them as a coronavirus death because "technically they never tested positive." Trusting the infection and death numbers is an absolute brainlet move once you realize these are dependent on the availability and expediency of testing kits. This is worse than the numbers imply.

Never. It can't be effectively enforced to contain a pandemic of apocalyptic scale like this. The virus may not be that deadly, but it has proven
impossible to contain with any strategy. Despite what the schizos think getting half your army cripplingly sick just trying to do this is suicidal
for the government. Be their intentions good or bad.

>He bought the bounce Grichka
>Dump it

lol

*laughs in Prince William*

They ALL got it, because the baby juice from Wuhan Adrenochrome labs was contaminated with Corona Chan.

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But I laughed myself so that was worthwhile.

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CURRENT DEATH RATES:

Italy 45.48%
Spain 35.45%
China 4.21%
Iran 17.60%
France 25.93%
USA 40.17%
UK 84.90%
Netherlands 99.45%
Germany 5.01%
Belgium 25.20%
Switzerland 13.12%
S. Korea 2.98%
Sweden 86.78%
Turkey 68.66%
Brazil 93.88%
Indonesia 65.41%
Portugal 63.87%
Austria 20.49%
Canada 13.45%
Philippines 63.53%
Denmark 98.11%
Japan 11.64%
Ecuador 93.18%
Iraq 24.69%
Egypt 20.55%
Greece 35.00%
Malaysia 9.12%
Romania 18.44%
Algeria 47.27%
Morocco 67.65%
Ireland 81.48%
San Marino 84.00%
India 21.51%
Dominican Republic 86.96%
Norway 73.08%
Poland 69.57%
Luxembourg 27.27%
Panama 87.50%
Australia 7.10%
Argentina 15.29%
Israel 13.19%
Pakistan 32.35%
Peru 40.74%
Diamond Princess 1.65%
Hungary 22.73%
Czechia 45.00%
Slovenia 47.37%
Burkina Faso 42.86%
Mexico 66.67%
Serbia 16.00%
Lebanon 22.86%
Albania 20.51%
Finland 41.18%
Tunisia 77.78%
Colombia 37.50%
Chile 10.42%
Thailand 4.90%
Lithuania 83.33%
Ukraine 50.00%
Cyprus 25.00%
Bangladesh 31.25%
Russia 8.16%
Hong Kong 3.48%

Obviously. We can never forgive Churchill and Roosevelt for not continuing east after the Rhine.

who here /zero deaths/

So did US officially confirm reinfection with the drop in recovered?

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yes. until it "blows over" and they start vaxxing and chipping us. then we go innawoods

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UwU

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How?
wHat?

how did you calculate that?

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shut up vodka blyat

Nah. NP swabs are only 65-70% sensitive. People are testing negative despite still being positive, and retesting positive later.

I'm so sorry about your cat. Mine is the only friend I have during quarantine.

Whyyyy

State officials Friday announced 1,982 new confirmed cases of the coronavirus and 27 new known deaths in New Jersey, boosting the statewide total to at least 8,825 known cases — including 108 deaths

You are a very smart boy!
He divided deaths by deaths plus recovered.

>milder
It's airborne AIDS

Crikey mate, do they really not have any schools in Straya?

I know we have our differences but I honestly wish you burgers to get out of this one without too much damage. Stay strong.

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>brown hair, brown eyes.

glowfag

Well I'm just thinking we'll all be sick pretty soon, all the talk has centered around containing and delaying it, no implications of stopping it without something as vicious as martial law so that people stop fucking moving around till the sick stop being contagious at least. I know it's a big move, but something tells me we'd save more money and time shooting boomers and thugs that think they're special.

But I have battle pictures, what can you answer to this huh? HUH?

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lol I will die a virgin

because we're a bit retarded at times. a ridiculous amount of Americans think this is just the flu

Ya chingaron mis weyes

I want to believe that but good never prevails in the real world and also
NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.

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Nothing about cures yet, but promising news is that certain blood plasma infusions can help some people fight off the infection. Along with a drug: favipiravir.

theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/18/japanese-flu-drug-clearly-effective-in-treating-coronavirus-says-china

time.com/5809955/blood-plasma-coronavirus/

hey network bro. it's an old 2950.

51 Italian doctors who tested positive for coronavirus have died - Italian Association of Doctors

Milder than SARS is like saying being kicked hard in the shin hurts less than being kicked hard in the balls. The only reason SARS didn't become a pandemic was because people died too fast.

And go look up MERS. That shit never left Saudi Arabia, but if it did we'd all be dead.

Diarrhea and other digestive symptoms are the main complaint in nearly half of coronavirus patients, Chinese researchers report.

This suggests that patients with digestive symptoms sought care later because they didn't yet suspect they had COVID-19 due to a lack of respiratory symptoms, such as cough or shortness of breath, the researchers explained.

Patients with digestive symptoms had a variety of problems, including loss of appetite (nearly 84%), diarrhea (29%)

Patients without digestive symptoms were more likely to be cured and discharged than those with digestive symptoms (60% versus 34%), according to the study published March 18 in the American Journal of Gastroenterology.
VERY IMPORTANT

No one talks of the shits when talking about the wuflu, so if you got the shits, assume you have it. My dad was admitted yesterday, had the shits for 2 days then called the ambulance (before the difficulty to breath appeared), he's in the ICU and i'm waiting for the doctors phone call for a situation report.

IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
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IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
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webmd.com/lung/news/20200319/about-half-of-covid-cases-show-digestive-signs

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Oh fugg I remember the early /cvg/ threads when this was just starting and we were under 1000 infected. Spooky shit frens

Same to you

I miss those type of macros, far more interesting than current year twitter ones.

>Checking
Those RABBITS in the background...

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>Netherlands 99.45%
Mother nature taking revenge for cucking the sea

she's a girl and yes very friendly.

Sorry, what's the difference?

>NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
are you fucking retarded or something?

Not so fast Bog! I'm in charge here the bounce is already in.

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I hope, burgers will understand that they shouldn't rule themselves nether be ruled by jews. Burgers must become colony of UK again.
This crisis has shown it clear.

JUST THE FLU BRO

Yeah, so its important to stock up on some gatorade or something with electrolytes. Snake Juice is a good source of electrolytes.

desantis is a useless sack of shit that is doing absolutely nothing, so on the bright side you won't have to worry about carpetbaggers from up north driving up rent and land values in a year

>die a virgin
this can't be possible in colombia

dumb mutt

dr. Francis Boyle had a good episode about this I suggest we all check into what he has to say.
I believe that this virus was genetically engineered in the lab and the social engineering that's coming out of this is getting out of hand. They drop a bomb and get 2.2 trillion in cash back. Just fish.
Mass Media Hysteria with a pay check on the wa

Dutch and Portugese people are so abhorrent, Japan closed its borders for 200 years after meeting them.

but they are taking every precaution to cover up. how are they still getting it?

I don't like his way to calculate the death rate :[
>Denmark 98.11%
it seems to be not very acutrate
stop the euthanization of people over 80 in Alsace and give my Alsace back >:[

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I had the shits earlier this month but it was probably norovirus. Nothing else developed since then

Soo... this will be happening in every city in 2 months basically?

How likely is it we're going back to work in april, Americans?

I know trump said it but can he go back on what he said? Only seems to be getting worse, not much, but that's with all of us in quarantine

dr. sinatra sells some good stuff i've been taking it for a couple years

Abhorrent in what way? we are a nice people

I'm pretty sure if 90% of world population died, and you were still alive, you would still post that

Considering England was pretty much a proto-america with its universalism and liberalism this wouldn't change much.

Not a chance in hell, Trump doesn't know shit

Ya went and fucked it up Winnie.

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Running out of masks and gowns, being overworked leading to mistakes, having to reuse equipment, etc. Don't forget it's aerosolised so the air is literally filled with viruses

same

Wtf user I'm from a LA I saw normies post it hut I didnt get anything

No, wagie, your job won't do itself. Go back to workplace, mr. Shekelberg is waiting.

based cat

No chance, unless he really is that thickheaded.

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MANDATE OF HEAVEN

anyone here survived this thing? i'm pretty sure I had it last month

It's accurate as far as reported and diagnosed cases, which in some countries where they're acting like nothing's wrong, may or may not be wildly fucking inaccurate as a measure of the rest of the country.

This will need to last for months. His retarded April shit is just to manage panic. No one’s taking it seriously enough yet, but once Easter rolls around and some grandmas and grandpas won’t be showing up it’ll be easier to extend the lockdowns.

How old is your dad?

>How likely is it we're going back to work in april, Americans?
0%, no fucking way people go back. He goes back on a lot of shit, I expect him to go back after he see's how bad NYC will continue to get, and we'll see how bad cali, illinois, and louisiana gets.
Hopefully we got the gates route and go on a 6-10wk nationwide shutdown.

>Muh Infections / Deaths
Deaths / (Deaths + Cured) is a much more accurate representation of reality, and shows a much higher death percentage. Additionally, the current 2% figure is mostly calculated in places whose hospitals are not completely overrun. When the medical system breaks down, that 2% figure is going much higher.

nytimes.com/2020/03/18/health/coronavirus-young-people.html
>New C.D.C. data shows that nearly 40 percent of patients sick enough to be hospitalized were age 20 to 54.
Young people mostly survive, but many of them require hospitalization in order to survive. When they don't get their oxygen and mechanical assistance, we'll see many more young casualties.

>Muh CCP Numbers
There every reason to believe that Corona has killed far more people than the official numbers let on because China is full of shit, however, just looking at the official numbers, we can already see how quickly Corona is becoming exponential. On March 7, only 100 people were killed in a single day. As of March 27, over 3100 people were killed in a single day.

>Viral outbreaks don't grow exponentially indefinitely
No shit. No virus does. It doesn't change the fact that it is an exponential threat that will leave the flu in the dust.

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It is, that's what makes it very scary.

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>more participants in the favipiravir group were younger and leaner and had the treatment sooner after the onset of symptoms. On the other hand, fewer participants in this group had fever, for instance.

>This small study provides some potentially exciting results, but the lack of randomization, the differences in severity of the disease, the differences in age of the two groups, and the lack of blinding of outcomes to the researchers all cast doubt on the findings.

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/anti-flu-drug-effective-in-treating-covid-19#Factors-that-cast-doubt-on-the-findings

lots of pharma companies trying to shill their drugs without conclusive proofs

I think I have the coronavirus, anons.
>some coughing and a few sneezes
>odd feelings in my chest and gut
>almost a sore throat feeling
>generally feeling like shit
>lethargic
>headache
>one diarrhea dump earlier today
This was my sputum two days ago. You can see that it's dark. Almost reddish or brown.
This is scary. This feels unlike any other bug I've ever had. Something is off. This is not a cold or a flu or even a normal respiratory infection. It almost feels psychoactive somehow. Somewhere between a brain fog and anxious, palpitating mania.
Posting from Vermont. Can confirm two others exposed if I have it.

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I got it.

>every single flu or pneumonia is COVID-19
You shouldn't read Yas Forums so much.

nice

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Even if he doesn't, that's still what he said. Isn't he in charge?
I mean, I do want to work. But the situation is ever changing and we still get over a week to go. I think more like 2 weeks isn't it?

Africa gets a free pass because no one considers them humans.

59

Niggerman is doing well.

Oh nice, I have two 3550’s laying around somewhere that I played with during my undergrad. Any fun home networking while quarantined?

Economy can't sustain a 2 months shutdown of this scale, we are already indebted to hell and back. Recent fed stock exchange bailouts didn't help. We will open by easter and just take the millions of losses because what else can you do. And it's not just the US, some European countries also want to remove restrictions in April.

call 911 if it gets worse and get your ass on a ventilator

If some kind of treatment that works wonders comes out by now and then, I imagine that some areas of the US can open back up (for work)but with precautions in place so shit doesn't hit the fan again. Maybe. We need to consider that we're putting a strain on medical personnel.

Its mostly population dense areas that need to be focused on, and the places that do open up need to have a bolstered medical team in case things do flare up again.

I like DRUUUMMPFFF and all, but I think he's clearly in over his head with this whole thing.

Well Yas Forums, i am a medical laboratory technician working on a small laboratory in town. I am willing to go into the fire and work in the soon to be opened hosptial, which will be specialized for Corona-chan cases. If i get some juicy info I will deliver it.

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>certain blood plasma infusions
it's blood plasma from recovered patients. so plasma with antibodies. dutch hospitals are requesting plasma donations from the recovered.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2763983

You know what, the board members had a discussion, and we're gonna have to revoke your white card. Try the Hasidic outfit on 5th & Bradbury, at least you already have the beard. Good luck and fuck off.

In the midst of a pandemic yes you have to assume that any symptom is the wu flu

Extremely Kino.

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Condolences user, Losing a true friend & Family member is always hard. He's in fields chasing perpetual birds, snakes, rabbits and chipmunks now. The water is ALWAYS FRESH, And the DISH IS ALWAYS FULL, user..

Pretty much. We’re overdue anyways. I expect a full WW3 against China when this is all said and done. If Xi’s inevitable replacement is more fundamentalist after everyone abandons trade with China, I expect them to make the first strike.

Throat feels dry. Feels like adrenaline is pumping. Probably about to seek medical attention immediately.

I don't know, ask the Japanese. I guess it was all that farting and cheese eating.

Because the people who will die are older-than-boomers in nursing homes and nigger hoodrats who have no impulse control and won't stay inside

queers

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>odd feelings in my chest and gut
>Something is off
Had the same thing yesterday and it's now developed into fairly persistent chest pain

Thanks Colgatebro, you're probably the same guy who linked it to me last thread.

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