/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2633

cuz noone will get elected if a bunch of people die waiting in a hospital line
idk, but tell me about it

Draw fag delivery COOM edition

imgur.com/a/4cHgzBh

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>not using vitamin D
youtube.com/watch?v=W5yVGmfivAk

What's your excuse, retards?

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SOON WE CAN CONSOOM AGAIN

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Choose 3 celebs to die

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archive.is/UhikO

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>Numbers starting to drop below Italy
We might actually make it, London's fucked but that's a good thing.

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fifteen hundred dead mutts in the truck
fifteen hundred dead mutts in the freezer
[musical notes]

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(you), (you), and (you)

WHEN DO WE GET THE TRUMPBUX??

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Funny way to spell viral bronchopneumonia.

Unteralterbach. The original site got taken down some years ago but I think you can still find the game on the net somewhere.

Welp the news about irreversible lung and heart damage in survivors are making it into the msm
All this time I deeply down hoped it was Yas Forums schizo fake news

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>more deaths today than 9/11
Fuck

I WANNA CUM
I WANNA CUM
I WANNA CUM
GOONA COOOM
AH
AH
AH
AAAAAAAAARMPIT
AH
THONG
AH
KORONACHAN
AAAAAAAAAH
FUCK *LICKS ARMPIT AND SLURPS* FUG AHHHHHHHHHHH INFECT ME FUG IMMMA CUM, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH COOF, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA CUMMIIN AND COOOFIN AT THE SAME TIME, FUCK MY DICK HARDER AND MY LUNGS MORE....CORONACHAN IM CUMMING INSIDE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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roll

can you niggers stop shilling this fucking flu of a nothingburger? this shilt will be over in 2 weeks.

I was really hoping the happening would be something tangible, like war not the fucking flu

Why netherlands still have a 99% death rate of closed cases? What the fuck is going on

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>Cats might be carriers of the virus
China is going to genocide cats

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youtu.be/Duvk6fCNBAQ

Hospital footage. Not sure exactly where filmed, but clearly somewhere in US.

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how many dead burgers can fit inside one of these bad boys?

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good lord

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pele
neymar
maradona

roll

Never. Congress allots money, and Congress wrote the policy. You're congress approved neetbux will be in your hands as soon as May.

done

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People crying about muh rights because Rhode Island police are stopping cars with New York license plates and sending them back, and fining/imprisoning them for repeated attempts to enter the state.
Fuck those people. Your rights end when it can potentially affect someone else's health.

PROTECT CANADA, BUILD A WALL
Illegal immigrants coming into Canada from the USA are 4x the number going the opposite direction.
This will only get worse as the US collapses upon itself.
We need to build a wall. And we need it now.

>just 2 more weeks bro
How the tables have turned

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I have a cat

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At 1 million.

Our numbers jumped a lot today, +2,885 Cases and +181 deaths, that graph is no longer accurate.

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That fucker became rich with all those donations

F

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never enough, sadly
they are quite fat you see

GRANT ME POWER

>Pooja

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You seem really fun!

#
Basically:
- The virus is natural, not man-made
- Virus strains from Hong Kong and France have a higher affinity for binding to the human ACE2 receptor when compared to the Wuhan Virus
- The virus is evolving to be more infectious
- Still not clear if the origin is bat or pangolin. Both may be involved.

t. Biologist

Roll

Roll

Song that describes what's happening, Mustaine knew it all.

youtube.com/watch?v=LMWeSuogImc

"The quiet war has begun with silent weapons
And the new slavery is to keep
The people poor and stupid
.....
How can there be any logic in biological war?
We all know this is wrong
But the New World Orders beating down the door"

roll?

They only test corpses so death rate is well, 100%

Friday night threads are a fucking mess. Just zoomers and degenerate retards.

Miriam Leitão
Benedita da Silva
Lula

Lol, I was telling my dumbass gf that black people can get it, she didnt listen...

Each truck can hold one (1) dead american

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I hope you treat your cat well, for your sake

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about 4-5ish

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yo is LA under lockdown?

i have 4 wtf

I want to lick her armpits.
What makes armpits such a sexy, erogenous zone?

Have there been any pangolin themed Corona-chans?

Balance of yesterday!

Yesterday, in Europe, there were 34.534 new confirmed corona infections.
Pushing the total to 282.550 confirmed corona infections in Europe.

Two weeks ago, on the 13th of March, we had a total of 38.335 confirmed corona infections across all of Europe.
>We had 38.335 in total
Yesterday, we had 34.534 confirmed new infections in only one day.

The countries that most contributed to yesterday's grand total were:

>Spain, 8.271
Germany, 6.615
>Italy, 6.153

France, 3.922
>United Kingdom, 2.129
Belgium, 1.289
>The Netherlands, 1.019

Switzerland, 856
>Austria, 838
Portugal, 549
>Czech Republic, 428
Denmark, 304
>Sweden, 296
Ireland, 255
>Russia, 182
Poland, 170
>Greece, 149
Estonia, 134
>Romania, 123
Luxembourg, 120

>Finland, 88
Serbia, 81
>Iceland, 65
Ukraine, 43
>Croatia, 39
Lithuania, 35
>Hungary, 35
Slovenia, 34

>Bosnia, 17
Montenegro, 15
>Georgia, 2

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>lack of yotsuba coronachan pics

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>just noticed that my city has suspended the (((plastic bag ban))) and (((paper bag fee)))
based corona BTOFing the climate changers

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Lol now you people care about borders

Rollipolli

plastic bags used to cost us 10 cents a bag, now they're free

>mom wont stop leaving the house
>refuses to tell us where shes going
SHES GOING TO KILL MY ENTIRE FAMILY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaa

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Anything can be erogenous because humans are peak degeneracy

you may as well just read "behold a pale horse" at this point.

That's my cat. And my countertop. And I'm white. Are you me? I've never been so freaked out in my life.

The UK has banned medical malpractice lawsuits

You're giving that lazy orange fuck too much credit. He was asked if he was for giving americans money and he said yes, but it wasn't even his idea.

Micheal jackson
Paul walker
Amy winehouse

We /bigleagues/ now

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the virus is not natural. it has an identical envelope protein to its parent ZS sample.
everything else you said is fine.

take her keys.

AND MY POTS WTF WHO ARE YOU ARE YOU ME WTF IS GOING ON.

Just bolsonaro's fine with me

Go coof somewhere else.

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chad mom

You'll be FINE, Just train it to bring you back Rabbits like I did with my two gals...Check their livers(the rabbits,) For Tuleremia, then, if it's all good... Sufferin' Succotash and Fricasse!!

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built for bwc

I just might, this mentally ill bitch is testing my limits

Jesus at that point why even bother going to the hospital
You'll just get exposed to more of the virus as everyone coughs around you

Pooja? Really?

bros pls

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27 get

Rolling and fuck China.

I just summarized what the article said.
It's not my opinion.

roll

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Rollo the Viking

I'm watching you.

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hairy, smelly, sweaty, have glands, at branch of limb and torso. they're basically vaginas without holes.

>cuck + collect
what was meant by this

>virus is natural
nope, biologists are truly fucking retards
t. microbiology major

What did I miss?

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Please sound cool

source?

I miss burgers

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what in the FUCK are you even talking about you crazy american

youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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Azuma knew it all along

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Absolutely don't go into hospital unless you need a respirator and it's realistic for you to get one
Viral load is a deciding factor

Uma delicia

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Anyone have a screenshot or link to Bill saying Flu kills more or whatever? I need it for chart reasons

>12 University of Illinois Hospital Nurses Test Positive for Coronavirus

Bongs head chief got rona'd

my bad bro

not much, it's still fucking over.

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I love it, user.

This cat is my only friend right now. I will not have her taken away just because of the fucking flu

Clearly a dropout. Where do you infer its manmade?

It's apparently the Jamaica Hospital in Queens NY, hence the amount of blacks there.

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>Dat hentai pussy
Still hot nonetheless. Saved--

I just want a wall to prevent you Americans from entering the country, especially since the burger-in-chief wants you all to go back to work where you'll all obviously get contaminated

If it gets to the point I need a ventilator I rather they just give me a bag of opiates and I will suicide at home.
No way am I going to let them sedate me and hook me up to that machine and maybe I wake up and maybe I die.
Fuck that I rather go out on my own terms

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I believe i had it in middle of feb.
Worst flue-like shit ever, with middle pneumonia.
Tired just after waking up. Feeling like lungs doesn't have any capacity. Worst coughing in my life, with occasion blood coughing. This shit was like 3 weeks long. And it all started with acute serous otitis.
Have any one of you heard anything about ear symptoms yet?

Let see it.

We need a follow up.

With
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On her face, imo. Good job, Inshalla.

Great job, user!

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off to get dicked

sauce fag

What about ameribros?

They are number 1 now and what about NYC?
is it already world war 3?

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She's probably just cheating on your dad.
Or since she won't stop, the other alternative is that she has a drug addiction. No joke.

road injuries are prob way below covid now since no one is driving

I predict 10 million infected and 150k dead before we're done with Covid-19.

It's over.

I would rather let them take over the world than kill them!!
We need to upbring the cats to hominids and be the next world supreme species as the Ayyy's had make with us!

Rollan for 24

youtube.com/watch?v=xU-5_Rgq6Vo

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i for one accept our new overlord, coronachan

thanks user, didn't know I needed to listen to this again.

Rollan for Axewizard

let's see

In your State on Brazil, right?

717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.
>717 CASES CONFIRMED IN MEXICO. 132 NEW CASES IN THE LAST 24H. 4 NEW DEATHS.

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nobody is recovering here, cases from a month ago are still showing symptoms

>hairy

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Roll for 20 or 39. Either one means the Reckoning begins.