> CORONAVIRUS: ACCELERATING
> U.S. MARTIAL LAW: DECLARED
FUCK LADS I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO BE A HAPPENINGFAG ANYMORE AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !!!!!!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKING FUCK IS GOING ON?!!??!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!
WE'RE ON A SHIP OF FUCKING FOOLS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
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Doesn't sound like Marshall law but I'm still shaking.
ok
APRIL BRINGS THE WAR
ANGLO VS RUSKIES
TIME TO FUCKING GOOOOO
A fake news pandemic happens every election year.
Say what you will of the effecacy of the virus itself, but it is clear that the fear of the disease, earned or unearned, has been forged into a political, psychological weapon, another tool for population control. The people are uneasy, and growing more desparate by the day. The word "pandemic" comes from "pan" meaning "all" and Deimos, the divine personifacation of terror, twin brother of Phobos, both sons of Ares, the Olympian god of war. The bloody god. The red god. The Red Horseman, who is said to embody civil war specifically. The flag of the Peoples' Republic of China is a set of stars on a field of red. The color of global communist revolution is red. Trump has called up a million Reserve troops, and for what? To ration out toilet paper and hand sanitizer?
>U.S. MARTIAL LAW: DECLARED
seriously, what is the point in making shit up? When 3 seconds of googling proves you wrong
Memetic disease is still disease.
The point of making shit up is to panic the reader who is not thinking clearly enough to do that three seconds of googling.
If you’re scared then enlist. You’ll get a gun, access to military equipment and intelligence. I’d rather be wearing the boot than getting stomped by it. If it goes sideways then go rogue and swoop us up in your tank.
please answer my dumbass question:
if i wear 2 surgical masks at the same time will i be more or less protected? or doesn't matter?
>fake virus threat made by Jews
yep China sold you kikes out... expect to be hanged for Treason
or do it yourself
A million won't be enough.
>Marshal Law
we're safe boys
I feel justified in killing all tyrants and traitors.
>PANIC THREADS ARE BEST THREADS
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Please spare me if you find me in the apocalypse frens
Nah Trump taking over the Reserve, its a underground war against the deep state... The Finally battle!
CHECKED
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All this shit just to avoid the *possibility* that hospitals will not have enough beds/ventilators?
yeah, i think a nationwide forced quarantine is pretty much guaranteed at this point. the US is going to be exploding in numbers by late April.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>>..Declaring a National Emergency...
That isn't martial law dumbass
not a possibility, a certainty. exponential growth is inevitable at this point and there's nothing to stop it. the % people needing ICU care isn't going down.
>FUCK LADS I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT TO BE A HAPPENINGFAG ANYMORE
LMAO!
Just trust Jesus man, this shall be over soon.
Checked oh no oh gosh golly
It’s a waste of masks like wearing two condoms and thinking you’re safer
I am going to make sure I shoot every single dumbass I see unironically wearing a 4 of Clubs in their stupid fucking heads.
Maybe ask someone who works in a hospital what they wear around a patient with a deadly infectious disease. Hint its a bit more than 2 surgical masks.
Why the 6 of diamonds though?
well yeah but i don't have enough money to buy enough of the n95 and similar ones. i'd have to use it everyday.
that's what i thought too but i was wondering because there'd be double the filter... could maybe make a difference
It's a LARP. Everyone knows you have a patch.
We need to find out how many frens are in each other’s area
It's not martial law because technically the state governments are calling the shots the alphabet boys and military are just (((helping)))
Not all of us
I shoot every single dumbass I see unironically wearing a 4 of Clubs in their stupid fucking heads
So as long as they're not wearing one in their head they'll be ok, right?
>gook flu ends the economy
>shit closes down
>military ready to kill the masses full on jin-roh style
is it time? do i get to the play song now?
So we're bizposting now? Sweet
Why would China shut down their entire economy to hype the US election?
What if it's in my asshole?
Idk let's go ask those millions of people protesting in the streets right before all this broke out......oh wait anymore seen any of em lately? No? Hmmm that's odd
>Leveling off
>Screenshot_2020-03-12
ROFL. Nothing burger faggots denying the reality of the situation enjoy getting blown out.
Because they can recover easily.
Also, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alex Jones must be like
Ok I don't get it, what's the deal with the 6 of diamonds?
Why would China take a massive economy hit and jeopardize their entire manufacturing sector (their entire economy) just to deal with some punks in Hong Kong with such heavy handed draconian measures that would prove them right? And also hype the US election?
They haven't recovered. They are sending their prisoners to the factories to die.
>Italy shut down Lombardy as part of a conspiracy to bring down Trump
>Japan is in the conspiracy too, postponing the Olympics
just screaming
retards, it's to support the engineer's construction projects.
FUCK THE JANNIES ARE MAKING THEIR ROUNDS AAAAAHH
Yes that is convincing, wonder where he stashed his crayon afterwards?
>MUH FAKE NEWS
You're actually going to play that card now?
You underestimate Chang's lack of foresight
This is just like every election year when crematoriums overflow and the whole world goes on lockdown and the US calls the reserve coasties to active duty.
Please god STOP THE WINNING!!!!
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i'm not fighting
COPE faggot
>the whole world goes on lockdown
A few idiot governors believe everything they read on facebook, so yes, this is just like every election year.
Eh, fuck it...
Fake news is fake, journalists need the money and attention. Why wouldn't stir up a panic? Panic pays.
Panic pays because pharmaceutical companies pay to plant stories.
You have no idea how fake the news really is, especially if you're employed in its creation.
Kek
Italy also had a massive tuberculosis outbreak (6.5 infected per every 100,000 people) that they just completely stopped updating and reporting on in 2018, sooo they just cured all that or what?
>worldwide pandemic
>fake news because it's the US election this year !
Sure, buddy
QRD me on Marshmallow law.
Take your Seroquel, user, everything'll be alright.