PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - TUCK KNOWS WHAT'S UP EDITION /ptg/

now listen here, Ding Dong Chang-a-Dang
back in my days we called it the Shanghai Shivers

>watching Joe instead of Tucc
Newcoomers, please leave

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That guy did more for society than the coomers and doomers have.

hello brothers where do I get my gibs

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>anthony coomello

Was unit 731 justified???

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>giving dementia joe (you)s
ishiggiditydiggity

BOOMER SEX-TRAFFICKER

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The poor won't get tested if it isn't

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the patrician's choice is to ignore all of it desu

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I got a job she can do
muh dick

*coof coof*

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>this Tucc segment is a brrrrrrrrr meme segment
kek

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Who? Even qtards disavow this retardation.

Because they genuinely believe that they are the center of the universe and everything should just flow to them like water running downhill.

He's the opposition front runner, and I want to see is CNN touches #Tara.

Joe has said “number one” as if he’s making a list without finishing the list two or three times now.

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Joe gang all day every day

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sounds pretty based to me. Getting rid of criminal scum, while helping Trump to MAGA. What an hero.

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>Mick wants your AR
>ends up getting shit canned months later
Hibernians btfo. Tonight's a night for Americans

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>Chinken Pox is an impeachment scam
>Dems insisted on a committee to investigate Trump's response to One Flu over the Cuckoo's Nest Soup
I mean she's not wrong

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this

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE WERE PRESIDENT.

SHE WOULD HAVE READ THE INTEL REPORTS AND HEEDED THE WARNINGS IN JANUARY INSTEAD OF BEHAVING LIKE KIM JUNG UN.

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE WERE PRESIDENT.

SHE WOULD HAVE READ THE INTEL REPORTS AND HEEDED THE WARNINGS IN JANUARY INSTEAD OF BEHAVING LIKE KIM JUNG UN.

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE WERE PRESIDENT.

SHE WOULD HAVE READ THE INTEL REPORTS AND HEEDED THE WARNINGS IN JANUARY INSTEAD OF BEHAVING LIKE KIM JUNG UN.

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE WERE PRESIDENT.

SHE WOULD HAVE READ THE INTEL REPORTS AND HEEDED THE WARNINGS IN JANUARY INSTEAD OF BEHAVING LIKE KIM JUNG UN.

NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF SHE WERE PRESIDENT.

SHE WOULD HAVE READ THE INTEL REPORTS AND HEEDED THE WARNINGS IN JANUARY INSTEAD OF BEHAVING LIKE KIM JUNG UN.

Awoo!

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>implying killing a mob boss is a bad thing
fucking kikes. anti-vigilante laws were a mistake

so?
why not make every disease have free testing? slippery slope!

>O'Callaghan Van Dang
Cheap Irish knock off version of Jean Claude Van Damme

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THANKS DONALD

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IT'S JUST A SMOKERS COUGH GUYS STOP WORRYING

Beauty.

Ugly.

checked. he's a little bow tie wearing national review soi boi. who's using the trump train to carry his previously liberal minded career further along.

watch who he becomes again when trump is gone from DC.

When damn, China is gonna end up profiting for this shit because they manufacture the bulk of our n95 masks.

Cough Count: 1

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>Hotline Miami IRL

I think Trump might actually go down as the greatest president in history.

DONALD DRUMPF STATUS: NOT DISAVOWED

>ywn live in a papist free America
It just hurts real bad

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That girl has to have white blood, she's cute and thin, something pure niggers are not ! I'd hit it !

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If who was?

"but she won the popular vote!!!"

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Umm, guys, I accidentally coofed on the thread

ELMHURST QUEENS IS GROUND ZERO IN AMERICA

LOOK AT THE DEMOGRAPHICS OF ELMHURST

>Dr. Colleen Smith, an emergency care physician at the hospital, described the area where the COVID-19 patients are being treated as "a parking lot of stretchers." As one emergency care physician told ABC News plainly, "this is ground zero." The city health department sent out a release on Tuesday, calling the 545-bed hospital in Elmhurst "the center of this crisis."

abc7news.com/inside-the-coronavirus-ground-zero-elmhurst-hospital-in-nyc/6051706/

>Elmhurst's rapidly growing Chinatown (艾浒 唐人街)[22] is the second largest in Queens, the other Chinatown being located in Flushing.

>There are also many other Southeast Asian businesses and shops in the area, including Malaysian Chinese, Singaporean Chinese, Indonesian, Thai, and Vietnamese. Hong Kong Supermarket and New York Supermarket serve as the largest Chinese supermarkets selling different food varieties to the Elmhurst Chinatown.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elmhurst,_Queens#Chinese_enclave

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>MR. JOE, HOW SHOULD I DIE WITH MY KIDS?

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You into stoicism, don't you?

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STOP BEING A CUTIE PIE, /ptg/

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>JEUww ID

Why is Joe interested in ventilators? Has he got someone in mind who may require the use of one?

>Fox lost an anchor
>/ptg/ gained another "covid19 is a hoax" poster
circle of life I suppose

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These “people” keep asking what he WILL do, and all Biden is saying Is what trump “should have” done.

>okay doc

TBF I believe his lead has fallen to 3% - 4%

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>implying she hasn't been one of the posters here already

how can you even make such a claim?

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she's a qt 3.14, and 100% correct. They even tried to sneak (((Congressional oversight))) into the relief bill. And they've been trying to frame "withholding aid" narrative, while sitting on supplies. Just like the San Juan mayor bitch.

And this is only his first term. Let that sink in.

OANN should poach her

>tfw have to wait 3 weeks for Trumpbux

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Ya, she also said Trump should grab all the "assault weapons" after the fla school shooting. That was it for me ! She's damn sexy though !

Because since the start of his presidency he has not read intel reports and every other human on earth would have.

Please you rock, don't feel bad Trish, we love you!

Of course it's the chinks here.
>there are fags with yellow fever who will tell that thing is attractive

Jan. 22 – No. Not at all. And we have it totally under control.

Jan. 24 – It will all work out well.

Jan 30 – We have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at the moment – five. And those people are all recuperating successfully.

Feb 10 – Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.

Feb 19 – I think the numbers are getting progressively better as we go.

Feb. 20 – …within a couple of days, is going to be down to close to zero.

Feb 22 – We have it very much under control in this country.

Feb 25 – …the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus… They tried the impeachment hoax … and this is their new hoax.

Feb 26 – We’re going down, not up.

Feb 27 – It’s going to disappear. One day like a miracle – it will disappear.

Feb 29 – Everything is really under control. (The vaccine will be available) “very rapidly.”

Mar 2 – It’s very mild.

Mar 4 – “…we’re talking about very small numbers in the United States.”

Mar 6 – I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised I understand it. Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.’ Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president. Maybe.

Mar 6: Anybody who wants a test can get a test. That’s the bottom line.

Mar 7: I’m not concerned at all. No, we’ve done a great job with it.

Mar 10 – It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.

Mar 16 – (asked to rate his own performance) I’d rate it a ten.

Mar 16: I don't take responsibility at all.

Mar 17 – “I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.”

Mar 21: You don’t have empty shelves. A lot of things have happened that are very good.

Mar 26 -- The mortality rate... in my opinion, it’s way way down

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several thousand people in new york

i saw a libtard today say it would be 2-3 months. where do these nitwits get this stuff?

CORN POP IS POPPIN' IT LEFT AND RIGHT

TWO

MOAR

WEEKS

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looks like happy gilmore

Paul Ryan pushed her out

He already promised the moon during the last debate. There's nothing left.

>tried to
It's in the final bill user

>"I recognize that jew"

So, making "Joedog" memes now ?

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not the subpoena part

I can’t fucking find it, so obviously Democrats voted no. What was the vote on the House bill today? Who all voted no?

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WHERE ARE THE DEAD BODIES YOU PROMISED TWO WEEKS AGO

ARE THEY HIDING IN THE PASTEBIN

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>he has three beautiful young girls
>one is in kindergarten

This guy is sick

why did you leave out the travel ban, you rotten toothed faggot.

When did Queen BE go MAGA?

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>$2.2T
What do you need $3T for? We've already printed the $4.8T. This $6.2T stimulus bill will be signed soon. But you know, $8T may not be enough.

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Brainwashed trump scum NEED to die. Seeing their own freakishly retarded leader's words only makes them support him more. They need to be killed to save others.

TOP KEK he is rambling

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It's JoeDawg

Because poor people are dumb and cant take time off and will spread it to less undesirable folks.
Its a form protection for the wealthy.

Surprisingly, no. It was only Republicans who virtue signaled and voted no.

clerk.house.gov/evs/2020/roll102.xml

So, let's say I've filed my taxes. Do I have to sign up for anything or will I just be getting trumpbux in the mail in a few weeks?

This

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money printer go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRR hahaha

Not a problem, fren, we safe here !

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Once Mika starts getting on air to Trump, maybe

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Oh no I have to hear AOC's voice again

we gonna git thru this we gonna git thru this we goona git true dis aarrrgggghhhhh

vice president biden, thank you.

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AOC plant confirmed

btw, coronavirus passed 2 deaths a minute today, for all the naysayers

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They still forced a 5 man committee to waste more money and time and considering how senate intel fucked Trump over on muh russia it's not a good thing to leave Mitch in charge of assigning loyalists to jobs

>clerk.house.gov/evs/2020/roll102.xml
What cucks.

>Daily Fail
Why'd you stop spamming links, mate?

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Stop posting this Jewess

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It was a voice vote so individual votes weren’t recorded. That said, on C-Span I didn’t hear any voice say no. So it was unanimous.

>Van Dang-O'Callaghan

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you're right.
We should have voted for
>her

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i think they're going on your previous years tax filing. at any rate, yes, if you paid taxes in 2018, you'll get the money in a few weeks.

if you usually file online, you're supposed to get it faster.

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I got a news update from Fox News saying their own poll has Sleepy Joe destroying 45 this November. Is that true? Should we be worried?

lmfao hell yeah

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You understood what I meant, fren !

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another day where I wake up and the world hasn't been destroyed by coronavirus...

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>not being a joepedo
Do you even sniff children?

gotta post sources for claims

>Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

You idiots really think this is a hoax, huh? Just you wait. In two weeks we will see death like NEVER BEFORE. By mid April the American death count will be in the tens of millions. Screenshot this.

check the stats kouhai
>worldometers.info/coronavirus/#countries
count it up: 2880 deaths in a day is 2 deaths a minute

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is that tom cruise?

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based AF

Where?

TRUMP

BUX

Can we get his likeness printed on the checks too?

Hahahaha. It's literally the "I want my Obama money" meme except for rednecks and incels instead of nogs.

He'll die soon, no way this tard avoids CC.
Or he gets whacked when the count hits the millions.

worldwide

>there is a county named Middlesex
>discovermiddlesex.com

Do americans really do this?

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nice.

If AOC had a brain, she should've argued that we should take the foreign aid we usually send to countries be instead used for the illegals.

ohio health official ITT right fucking now

poach her eggs you mean? because she's still fertile?

So what?

just think if corona had a 50% death rate for NYC
Tucc thinks it would be awful.
But I think it would be heaven.

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Trump landslide pretty much a lock

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I don't sniff anything, that's Joe

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at least we're not all speaking German... haha... ha...

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>tens of millions of filthy unclean cityfags, niggers, and spics
Don't get my hopes up like that, user.

Ok user, I know you meant mid-May and that you also meant million not tens of millions. Even then, I will lol when I post this.

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still skeptical, too many variables

Is this real?

one small difference: the white people getting the money have worked for it. the niggers got it for nothing. as usual.

It's named after a place in England. There's a Middlesex County in Massachusetts as well.

>liberals getting personalized Trump checks
BASED & RENT FREE

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>ID: EVA

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>My face on the one dollar bill.

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i hope your mom gets raped by niggers and her brains blown out

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>corona-chan will never kill all the boomers and ever millenial avocado toast eating fag
>won't finish off the jews
Chink products always fall apart before they do the job

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TRUMP BUX

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Try defending those quotes user posted of your Dear Leader.

LANDLORDS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>Joe doesn't understand the questions are prerecorded

>REEEEE DON'T MAKE ME PAY RENT I'M AN OUT OF WORK HOMOSEXUAL FROM NEW YORK

Is it just fantasy?

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>mr vice president, what would you do for faggots like me that cannot pay their rent

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twitter.com/rebeccaballhaus/status/1243690535728152581?s=20

It’s real

He will receive over 500 electoral votes in November

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>the unwashed masses even draw themselves as soulless puppets

It's from old English placenames- Essex and Wessex, for example.

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Sodom and Gomorrah were so wicked God had to step in and destroy them
he seems to vary his methods each time, but plague is a fitting end for that rat-infested sewer of a city

try sticking a shotgun in your mouth and pulling the trigger.

>Worked on broadway

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Can we print new faces while we're at it?

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kek

Will they be mailed or direct deposit?
I want to frame mine if I get physical

You asked the same question last thread about van dang- o callahan ya gypsy bot

>Palestinian bedtime stories are real
yikes!

You can't defend it. You want to ignore it because you can't defend it. You are just a brainwashed supporter that has no thought or reason. The only thing that people can do to stop you is use violence.

LOOK PEOPLE HERES THE DEAL

HAND TO MOUTH

You have until July this year to file a 2019 tax return, which does qualify you for trumpbux.
Here's the best summary for how trumpbux works that I know of.
crsreports.congress.gov/product/pdf/IN/IN11282
My only question is do trumpbux qualify by household or individual filer?

Dude I hope everyone in NYC dies, sorry Trump Jr.

nope

FRANCE IS NO LONGER FRANCE!!!

Yikes! Cringe! Kike on a stick!

>joe, please, we own 2 bars and 2 spas. please help us

>no problem

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i would gladly kill you and your family.

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kek.
>twitter.com/Mimirocah1/status/1243367795271720961

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>Joe please send us your energy
>uhhhhhhhhhhhh

>all this coofing
he's a goner

He's banging some divorced spic/mick, that death is earned

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> Tucker never asks Owen Benjamin for advice

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I feel so bad for these people.

Wait, no I don’t. Fuck them.

lol. How sad.

Based

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Wait, I'm retarded. First fucking line says to individuals.

Neat.

lactating latina juggs

Trips of truth.
Be careful what you meme, bois

I think the only 2 natural sources for the actual plague is that region in China (where the Black Death originated from) and the American Southwest. California is more likely to suffer biblical plague than NYC.

Is Joe's dementia contagious?

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checked. kek is real. may it be so.

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>horn go under hat

but they give horchata not milk.

>soiboi
>weird shitskin wife he imported from god knows where
>autistic chimera baby with an apparent IQ of 40 pleading for biden to end his misery