Fair warning, Burgers

This doesn't need to turn into a Mexican Standoff. Everyone calm down.
>"We have expressed to the United States that it would be a mistake to position troops near the Canadian border, and we certainly hope that they’re not going to go through with that," said Trudeau.
>data released from U.S. Customs and Border Protection showed 963 people were apprehended while crossing illegally from Canada to the United States in 2018.
>Meanwhile, Canada faces a much higher rate of irregular border crossings from the United States. According to the Immigration and Refugee Board of Canada, from February to December 2017, Canada received 18,059 refugee claims from irregular border crossers. In 2018, that number rose to 20,603.

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Americans seem to forget how Canadian Chad's wrecked their army and burned down their white House

HAHAHAHAHA

Leaf, what are you guys gonna do? Throw some horses a bugles at us??

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Well what a shame we're in the common era eh, you limey cunt. Fallout Timeline is NOW. Canada Annex happening. If it means Canada isn't being eternally cucked into the dirt by our own people I would rather we all face the day of the Rake.

What do you care what we do on our side of the border?
More importantly, what makes you think you get a say in it?
Canada wasn't a country until 1984, and you still have a royal governor.

Fighting canada is a waste of time. We should be turtling.

Haha, what the fuck are you gonna do about, leaf?

Oh no what are you gonna do? Throw snowballs and syrup at tanks?

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DAY OF THE RAKE

You're wrong. We need to escalate. No one would miss Canada. You're fucking country only exists due to being close to the US as it is.

Your country is a fucking joke.

Finally liberating our colonial brother Canada eh?
Welcome Canadians to the United States
It’s been a long time coming, you should have become states earlier

Canada was like one of the last western nations to impose any sort of stopgap measures from foreigners. In essence get fuckd.

America would kill any nation pm this fucking planet, not onlu are our people armed better than your military, our military is ours, after israels will of course. Take this AS A WARNING world,The united states of America will fucking kill you, as a concerned peon citizen, DO NOT TEST US.

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if you bothered to read the short article you would realize that Americans defect to Canada on a hugely disproportionate scale compared to Canadians sneaking over to America. Why would that be?

regular canucks would be welcoming us with open arms after we promise to ban all chinese real estate investment in all of canada

After so long without happenings, everything is happening at once. Day of the rake when? No. Day of the rake the day after tomorrow.

Land and oil

And Mahmud here seems to forget that we burned Toronto to the ground and absolutely btfo of his host country's military at the battle of New Orleans.

Can you feel it? Day of the rake approaches.

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Trips of truth

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Leaf is scared

Niggers wanting gibs... you can have them, Leafs.

>Canada wasn't a country until 1984
Americans are stupid.

>Why would that be?
Americans like socialism I guess.

a lot of Canada is barren wasteland and the oil in Canada is extremely difficult to extract and refine (certainly compared to Texas oil fields)

3 sides to the pyramid of truth

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Canada is in the top five of world gun owners.

When you fuck with Canada you fuck with China. Get ready for the storm, maggot. Your time has passed and you are getting weaker every day.

Syrup and timber

I had no intentions on invading Canada. But now that you have threatened us, I hope you all die.
Fuck you Canadian faggots

Canadians are leftist faggots. The USA should never want Canada nor the "people" that live there.
The USA annexing Canada would be just as dumb as the USA annexing Mexico. Just more leftist welfare scum to suck this country dry.

What's he gonna do? Suck all the troops cocks? His threat should be met with missile strikes

Enjoy the influx of democratic voters.
I left that country for a fucking reason, send more left wing people to Canada.

Thanks dad

American burgers are so high off their own shit that they probably fail to realize Canada has much more leverage over the U.S than vice versa

>burned Toronto to the ground and absolutely btfo of his host country's military at the battle of New Orleans.
Fuckin imagine we fucking care lol.

Billion dollar industry there.

What are you going to do? Suck my dick until I'm satisfied?

>Canadians are leftist faggots.
Not really, but whatever you probably have more left wingers per capita than us.

>it’s to keep the pedos in kek

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>t. Another drunken brainlet leaf who unfortunately thinks his nation's military is anything more then a cucked plaything for their 128D British lizard overlords.

Utterly common.

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Very gay.

And just what in the fuck do you think you can do about it?

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>Fair warning
Chang, we’d crush you just with rednecks. Using real troops isn’t even needed.

based Drumpf
i for one welcome our new US border guards

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Faggot leafs, try and stop us.

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Who fucking cares... put em there. The border is closed anyway. There are already a shitload of armed government personnel managing the border. The more people keeping an eye on things the merrier.

The Asians will vote for Yang/UBI and we can fuck the trad Asian waifus
Sounds like a win to me

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The retards who burnt down DC went on to get buttfucked at Baltimore and invented manifest destiny. That’s how bad the brits lost

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Trudeau is just worried that they'll be coming for him since he allowed coronavirus carriers to enter North America with impunity. Trudeau is complicit, and he must be brought to justice.

What I want to know is why? It's not like any of us are going to flee to corona land to the south lmao.

that was bongs you artard
>Canadian Confederation was the process by which the British colonies of the Province of Canada, Nova Scotia, and New Brunswick were united into one federation, Canada, on July 1, 1867

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It's a shame that more of my countrymen don't realize this.

The biggest problem is the ranches letting vet meds get smuggled across. It's a crazy world.

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lebensraum

the virus came from a canadian lab. there were posts talking about this virus on Yas Forums many months ago. they were canadian

A pyramid has at least four sides...

What will Trudeau do, hit us with his purse?

This post is illegal in your country and I am reporting it to the proper authorities.

The vast majority of problems happen at the Indian reserves that span both countries.. but nobody even wants to even touch that one.

This is the current year, you MUST PAY REPARATIONS FOR THIS NOW!!!

>Americans believing we will not be supplied by Russia and China.

Sorry Americans. We are going to have to crush you and we aren't going to stop at the Mexican border either. Your planes are going to fall from the sky like broken birds, your last moments of life will be the sweet sweet taste of maple syrup while we slit your throats and say "Sorry".

Stupid fucking leafs had to be dragged, kicking and screaming to close their borders.

Blame Canada. Unironically. They exhibit an extreme of the mentality that is wrecking the western world.

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Non -linear mental gymnastics to make an irrelevant point.
Sad.

A Mexican Standoff is when two parties have guns pointed at each other seeing who flinches first.

A Canadian Standoff is where one party draws a gun and the other runs away, thus winning.

So if you burgerfats invade and annex the country, can you please give us jobs and/or gibs Mili training? The government doesn't want pure white straight men who hate the like to have any work, and doesn't give a shit if we fuck off and die.

But we'll gladly help you return the favour to 'em.

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who gives a fuck

BASED

don't even tell me about illegal tobacco and smuggled tax free booze from wagon burners on the native reserves that straddle the US/CAN border. These fucking prairie niggers register their TAX FREE new cars in NY state and then live and work in Canada and avoid any and all taxation.

Soon?

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Canada isnt a real country. Culturally and economically they are the US. Militarily they are informally a US protectorate. Politically, they follow US political trends. Its an accident of history that they are not formally in the United States of America. The fact that they are allowed to around and larp as an independent country is honestly really offensive.

Two scenarios for the 21st century:
1. US asserts the natural order of things and bring Canada under American imperium. It goes pretty seamlessly given aforementioned interdependencies

2. Ottawa throws a fit because the ruling class of Canada doesn't want to give up its unearned, undeserved status. So they go crying to China and reorient to CCP economic and military policy in exchange for protection from US. All of China gets bought by chinks. Canada becomes proxy for US-China conflict. North America gets ruined

Which way leaf man?