/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2632

>Dead: 27,231
lol, still only 27,382.
How many days has it been stuck at 27,591? Four days? Five days?

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Sorry I do not listen to singles

good job corona-chan!

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Boobs and pussy

Newfag.

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You are not gary, but it will have to do

600,000 WHEN?

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You're not Gary...

TY for baking.

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How long has argie been gone? Is he infected already, if so he should post pics of fucking corona chan.

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Who would be the next contender?

next few hours

Yes. Borys Johnson is infected

How do they do it?

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>140 deaths were recorded since the last thread was made.
Fucking hell this is it.

OUR GIRL IS ALMOST AT 600K

go away.
we dont want you here

>594344 infected
>27251 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>India still exists
Total nothingburger.
Wake me up when there will be billion deaths in India.

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NOW

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Fuck off your not gary

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Big leagues now

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FUCK JOURNALISTS

I LOVE YOU CORONA CHAN

(why do I have to solve 6 to 7 captchas to post? wtf)

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I have been here long enough to recognize a forced meme and how people react to being called out for it.

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Free money niggas.... Free fuckin cash money.

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He doesn't know.

Thread theme.
youtube.com/watch?v=__VQX2Xn7tI

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we love you discount gary

superior chinese genes.

Yes, it was reported earlier that Boris Johnson has indeed tested positive for Covid-19

This virus will be the great Equalizer, shitholes and first worlds will all become equal and Chyna will rule over us all

It's time to kickass and buy dip. And I'm all outta dip.

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Write 3 celebs you want corona to cull

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THE NUMBERS JUST DON'T ADD UP: Nearly 500,000 Went to Hospital in 2018-19 Flu Season But Today There Are Not Enough Hospital Beds for Coronavirus Patients?

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youtube.com/watch?v=6gTIhNSn3Tg
youtube.com/watch?v=6gTIhNSn3Tg
youtube.com/watch?v=6gTIhNSn3Tg
CHINA LIED CONFIRMED

HOW MANY ACTUALLY DIED
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON

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Reminder that it's LITERALLY NOTHING

>only infected 0.00002% of population
>most people have cases so mild that they don't even need medical care
>only killing people with pre-existing health problems or old people

Anybody worried about this shit is a moron. You're more likely to die of the regular flu but you don't see governments shutting down society to stop influenza.

>cooming requires zinc
so does cooming help corona-chan infect people?

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Poorfag.

>USA going full NWO with this shit

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Half of me wants to go back to work, the other half of me wants the world to collapse and burn. How's your quarantine going?

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Diarrhoeal diseases is next, and they're not that far off

Fuck yes. The most based virus strikes agein

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SHE’S A WRECKING MACHINE!

neat

Respirators

>Diarrhoeal Diseases
More people shit themselves to death every day than this "happening."

*additional

i bet some nothingburgertard will still post this copypasta even when there are 100k confirmed deaths.....

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>Nearly 500,000 Went to Hospital in 2018-19 Flu Season

across 10 months spread across all regions

nothingburgerfags have 3 brain cells at maximum

The flu doesn't spread like wild fire, you can leave patients near non infected. This spreads so fucking fast and crazy There is no hope without a gas mask.

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WE ARE UNDER ATTACK REPORT THE SPAMMERS

HOLY SHIT

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CHILL THE FUCK OUT CORONA CHAN

Can you faggots please stay the fuck at home for like a week or two? thanks.

Congressman tests positive

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>200 countries and territories infected
so all countries are infected now?

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Ngl lads this self-isolation thing does have it's upsides. I've finally started writing that Xcom fanfic script I've been procrastinating away for a while now.

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>Poorfag.
Perdón princesa.

HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD

Where is this graph from?

Does anyone have the green & gold “Good Things about Corona” 2 column meme?

Redpill me on ADE pls

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she is just a cute little girl that wants love a shame so few appreciate her
I love you Corona-chan, do your best, and never give up on life

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Kino

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>You're more likely to die of the regular flu but you don't see governments shutting down society to stop influenza.
Have you ever wondered WHY world governments are shutting everything down, user?

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You realise people are still also getting regular flu, right?

Just a matter of time, politicans and celebs are the ones most likely to catch it an gain attention after

So at the current rate of progression, COVID will be the #1 cause of death in ~3 weeks?

>yeah lets just put them in normal rooms along all those normal patients that are already fucked up
Gg luigi

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Too hot to chill

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Bernie will not see the elections

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youtu.be/7NJVCtYacAs
JIM
STREAMING
SOON

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i bet you are a jew

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why hasn't this spam fag been banned?

The original graph was from a website called informationisbeautiful. They were trying to downplay the whole shit and using stupidly fake numbers so me and a burger were updating it with actual figures from worldometers. If you check their website now they've removed the chart completely
informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/
web.archive.org/web/20200324174551/https://informationisbeautiful.net/visualizations/covid-19-coronavirus-infographic-datapack/

fixin to get real militant for the snitches. call the cops bitch idgaf gonna see me in full kevlar machine guns and bazookas

An ADE capable virus uses your own antibodies to attack you. It would mean that not only is immunity impossible, but reinfection would be a death sentence. SARS was an ADE capable virus. It's the reason a vaccine was never developed.

I know Jim posts here. Where are you you faggot?

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>Cats might be carriers of the virus
>implying I'd hurt my cat to save people

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The world is coming to an end, isn't it?

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That sounds like it would make it difficult to breathe

>implying there will be any more elections

lel

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250581968
Case in point

The world is going to be a different place at least once it's over at least. Many businesses are going to go bust

>trump nationalizing the banks

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Just noticed the archive for Trump's tweet in the OP was broken. Found/fixed it here: archive.is/x5Vd4

Look at this burger.

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When does the nightmare end?

look closer

it helps coronachan infect (you).

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>Quarantine day 10

The kingdom of man is over

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Decimation

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Trump is absolutely nailed on to get this and die. Three weeks maximum - screencap this.
Will save a lot of lifes

Kevin Hart is overrated. He looks different since his accident.

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That is not what that says. All that is happening is that the Fed is unable to legally able to do some things so they are going to pass the money to the Treasury who is going to use a third party to purchase assets.

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woah woah woah, based? wtf is trump finally killing the kiked fed?

What nightmare? Everyday I wake up and the number goes up and I get a bigger erection from the new corona chans! The more we coom to her the bigger she becomes.

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>corona-chan will never smother you between her thighs

I'm so proud of Corona Chan, watched her from her first baby steps.

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WHERE IS MY ROMANIAN VACCINE ????????

Things were getting better and nothingburgerfags looked like they had won...... then they got worse, turned round quickly the last 2 days

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This dude is crying over the end of Steven Universe lmao
twitter.com/thethirdbill/status/1243689312069259264

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Link for the full article? Looks interesting

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JIM WEATHER MAN STREAM IN 7 MINUTES!!!

>niggas are suddenly all communists because daddy drumf is the one giving the gibs
gringe as fuck bros

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It feels like it. An abrupt, violent reintroduction of natural selection in society. It'll destroy the world made for the lowest common denominator with extreme prejudice.

oh nvm, of course the miga chink loving cuck wouldnt do anything based

Built for CDC

JIM STREAM BOIS
youtube.com/watch?v=7NJVCtYacAs

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Threadly reminder that *people* are still donating cash to E-whores or E-celebs, even more now than ever, since they want their *messages* to the *community* to be heard/read by said streamer.

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Just poking it to see what happens right now

Billie Eilish
Charli XCX
Ron Perlman

>I am the FED

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Brazil is tied with turkey

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Inflamatory response that turns on goo mode... your organs literally melt away as you slowly drown in your own juices.

Chuck Norris
Boogie
John Green

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get in the fucking gulag

Finally.

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Seth Green
Seth MacFarlane
Seth Rogan

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youtu.be/BeD-JoruBZE

>2 men in México (28) and (42) died of Coronavirus with no other previous condition but obesity.

So the other user said It's a good thing my government shut everything down? I don't care desu I'ma a boomer I lived through Milosevic this is nothing.

Good. Now its time to start a new one comparing it to suicide, heart disease, cancer, diabetes, murders etc.

I'm ready for this faggot little virus

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>no other previous condition but

dude you still dont get it ?

they will take that many out of your cold death hand after corona hits you

Charles
Charles
Charles

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Tones and I fat woman

is this true?

That'll be next, first I want to update this gif to be more consistent and show the change daily

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Nice CP, dude.

552 NYPD test positive
37 detroit cops including police chief test positive
massachusetts health commissioner tests positive

Ellen Degenerate
Bill Nye
Nigger science man

I WON’T FORGET WHAT YOU SAID!
Fucking GF ex is suing for custody and he’s most likely sick. Locked down all month. Clowns need to die!
Fuck you Gary, xoxoxo

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someone hasn't into R/K selection theory
rats are pretty low on the food chain, they sure as hell haven't gone extinct for it

>+17k cases in the US today

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