PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - OH FUCK EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Hannity 3/26/20
youtu.be/A6Jd-e1vUoA
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/26/20
c-span.org/video/?470715-1/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470715-101/ (pt2)
youtu.be/3BfdG7C0lDs
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
youtu.be/rnrjo0Sxat4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/26/20
youtu.be/D4Q6FHv-gHk
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/26/20
youtu.be/DLC_KMXPeqI
>WHTradeDir Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 3/26/20
youtu.be/0kdrvwFdjhA
>NECDir Kudlow on EWTN 3/26/20
youtu.be/1fsVXQnIpTM
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FoxNews 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145059172001
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/26/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144900259001/
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on Tucker 3/26/20
youtu.be/yj1yAQKjoWk
>NIAIDDir Fauci Corona-chan Q&A w/Stephen Curry 3/26/20
youtu.be/iuX826AGXWU
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on HowieCarrLive 3/26/20
youtu.be/nqHGtxO5BXE?t=8000
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144897832001
>Lara Trump/Trump2020PressSec McEnany @Women for Trump Rally 3/26/20
youtu.be/-xobAQv14Uo
>RNCChair McDaniel on Spicer&Co 3/26/20
youtu.be/m3kI7pFMmA4
>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
youtu.be/WjCAoPYefQ4

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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Other urls found in this thread:

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243637430483390470
finance.yahoo.com/news/feds-cure-risks-being-worse-110052807.html
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-03-27/federal-reserve-s-financial-cure-risks-being-worse-than-disease?srnd=opinion
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/files/monetary20200323b1.pdf
federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/cpff.htm
home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/international/exchange-stabilization-fund
youtube.com/watch?v=z_3dh7s1d5w
theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/03/20/fauci-love-letters-to-hillary-clinton-surfaces/
livenewsnow.com/american/cnn-news-usa.html
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

MAGA

MAGA

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ART ACEVEDO AND ED GONZALEZ ARE 2 FOREIGNER SPIC TERRORIST PIGS RELEASING CRIMINALS TO TERRORIZE THE COMMUNITY. LITERALLY TERRORISTS COLLUDING WITH THE ADL TO HARASS WHITES WHILE THE FBI COLLUDES WITH CHICOMS.

enjoy those trumpbux, i printed them myself

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Where can I watch joe make a fool of himself? Livestream needed.

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Bitch fight on Fox

LISTEN FAT

Why is she a meme now?

so true

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CUTIEPIE EDITION

THEY WANT TO DISARM YOU WHILE RELEASING LITERAL CRIMINALS FOR MURDER RAPE AND ASSAULT. ED GONZALEZ AND ART ACEVEDO ARE FOREIGNER TERRORISTS

MAGA
FUCK GIBS
FUCK CHYNA
GET BACK TO WORK

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Consider that employment for self support is necessary for those who don't possess wealth and men who do not possess the will to support themselves are not men.

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MAGA

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you heard the president. get to work

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JUST GOT MY TRUMPBUX!
you mirin'?

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missed it

Yes.

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I literally got warned in ptg an hour ago for transcribing and posting the encrypted text in this gif.

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243637430483390470

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Is the rumor true that Pence is a Witcher?

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Guys I’m torn, should I watch Tucc Tiem or Biden’s Bizzaro World?

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Based gettoworkpilled user

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You done fucked up OP! Shoulda been the "Don't Be a Cutiepie" Edition.

Media in Feb 2018: "What did you mean by calm before the storm?"
Trump: "Lol, you'll find out"

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Just another ugly Lib getting curbstomped by a hot Team Trump blonde bimbo- you didn't miss much.

IDK about ventilators, but we can most definitely shit post our autistic asses off.

I can make one from a penis pump if that helps.

just watched that.
love how he makes a point of giving everyone a pen.....and no dems there.

trump is based and qt3.14 pilled.

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I like is,
approved

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It's my Trumbux, and I want it now!

SOURCE FOR "TRUMP IS NATIONALIZING THE FED"
Opinion piece making claim:
finance.yahoo.com/news/feds-cure-risks-being-worse-110052807.html
Original (paywalled) source:
bloomberg.com/opinion/articles/2020-03-27/federal-reserve-s-financial-cure-risks-being-worse-than-disease?srnd=opinion
Fed program links:
federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/files/monetary20200323b1.pdf
federalreserve.gov/monetarypolicy/cpff.htm
Treasury program:
home.treasury.gov/policy-issues/international/exchange-stabilization-fund

This isn't the stimulus bill, this is other executive action. It's all real, and it all checks out. MAGA!

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accurate.

damn
you can buy a shit ton of toilet paper with that much money

What does it mean?

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Toss a coin to your Pencer, sweet valley of plenty....ohhhhoohhh

Trump said I get 800k because I'm a straight white male

one month ago i was a posting
>what is trump doing against corona chan?
you only posted:
> kys fag, whites are immune

the liberal cunt was 7 ft tall jessica tarlov. truly an insufferable cunt.

>oh hilldawg was just trying to have some fun on twitter

imagine volunteering to flak catch for that sick bitch.

Lmao based and useless

The jews will pay.

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>Trump says the virus is a hoax
>Trump says the country doesn't need more ventilators
>Trump is now begging private companies to make more ventilators since they don't have any

Why does Yas Forums support someone so incompetent in a time of crisis?

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Means I will get a fat check and I am going to splurge on stupid shit.

I

WAS

PROMISED

MILLIONS!!!

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>SOURCE FOR "TRUMP IS NATIONALIZING THE FED"
I want to believe he is really doing it

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Thats what I was asking when the janbot warned me for "posting gibberish".

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Hell is empty and all the devils are here.

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THE FBI COUPS THE COUNTRY DIVIDES ALL WHITE NATIONS FROM RUSSIA. FORCES CHINA AND RUSSIA TO TEAM UP AGAINST AMERICA. ALL WHITES DIE IN WW3 WHILE FBI COLLUDES WITH CHINA.

That screencap is from the Yahoo/Bloomberg piece I linked.

I have a whole box full of these puppies I salvaged from broken PSUs!
I knew my salvaging skills would save lives one day.

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THIS KID IS A GAMER
HE'S A BALLER
HE'S A PLAYMAKER
AND A SHOT CALLER

>In case you didn't know

Don't you even 4D, bro?

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this little fucker needs to be relieved of his duties.

and the fucking brown shoes jfc.

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just read the pastebin

You take that back.

Mike Pence is a fucking Saint, and Donald Trump is a Saint compared to you.

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We have 38 million cases and 22,000 deaths just this year in the US from common flu if that makes you feel any better.

For some reason, the flu didnt get a national shutdown and 6 trillion more in debt despite beating Kung Flu by 20,000 deaths.

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>DailyFail
Oof

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>reading the pastebin/op
No.

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>a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
U U
U U

Got to love how scornful Trumpers are of voices of common sense.

>Jessica is almost my height.
Kek. She looked like a legit womanlet during that convo but maybe she can redeem herself if she's ever posed in a nice set of heels.

>this little fucker needs to be relieved of his duties.
did he fuck Trump again today?

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MAGAtrumplings like myself understand that the nature of the matter is improbable as described in the media you are representing. If the nature of the physics were as in the game where the points are in equilibrium in several aspects or alternate physicalities entirely then the momentum point's surface is irrelevant so A. If the nature of the thing was as it could possibly be in reality then the movement of the point would likely alter the force of the cross from point x to y but not as described in B.

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>kys fag, whites are immune
That is still my postion.

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>That screencap is from the Yahoo/Bloomberg piece I linked.
Thanks
I saw that cap a few threads back

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When will trump start purging the Jews from the government and media

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We are ready Mr President

This is Ridiculous. Biden thinks trump should leave the talking up to the “experts and scientists” but he thinks people should listen to him stumble through basic concepts for an hour? What the actual fuck!? And where do they get off calling it a “presidential town hall” when Biden is the president of literally nothing?

Tuck time is almost here.

>voices of common sense
>Fauci

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nothing particular today, he just continues being the little dirty rat that he is. he needs to fuck off.

MAGA & remember that your life came with responsibilities.

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It's what inspired me to dig through and put the sources together. It's too good not to have proof.

antifa is telling its infected members to blow up balloons in order to construct cheap bio bombs... they plan on popping these at the next trump rally...

it's over...

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Someone post a CNN link

we ride this with Biden

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General Jackson
Vibrant diversity

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she's routinely on the couch panel in the mornings on Fox, wearing heels and looking like a freak.

What are the long term effects?

>Jessica Tarlov

She has to wear those librarian glasses in order for me to fuck her

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AWOO

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>antifa is telling its infected members to blow up balloons in order to construct cheap bio bombs... they plan on popping these at the next trump rally...
That's literally terrorism now. So much for "muh peaceful Antifa."

The medium term effects are the American people's elected leadership having control over our currency for the first time since 1912. We'll see what Trump does with it in the long term, but I'm hopeful.

>It's what inspired me to dig through and put the sources together.
You're doing the Lord's work
you will be rewarded with a big tiddie goth GF soon

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ok, what's our beef with Fauci?

kek is this real?

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Can anyone that speaks austism translate this for me?

>need someone to dominate and tame the commie amazons
Say no more senpai.

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he praised that corrupt WHO nigger and loves hildawg

i've considered banging her, but she would have to promise not to utter a word. the vocal fry 12 year old girl sound is hideous.

It's not autism, it's lolbergism

>the liberal cunt was 7 ft tall jessica tarlov. truly an insufferable cunt.
I hate her voice...and her mouth

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How's the stimulus bill, did they take the Senate version or did the House try to tack a bunch of junk onto it?

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I will be keeping an eye on it. Very hopeful. but am prepared to be disappoint

kek

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Awoo

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They're officially a terrorist organization and should be hunted down and killed. From the foot soldiers to the billionaires funding them.

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The only problem I have with getting rid of the fed, gold standard etc, is that for it to work, all nations need to do it. Otherwise the USA is a sitting duck that can be victim to other nations economy manipulations.

Global Economic war just got hotter. Trump wants us to emerge #1 after all this mess is settled.

>The medium term effects are the American people's elected leadership having control over our currency for the first time since 1912.

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in response to pic, I think it's dependent on the object, not the portal
therefore A is correct as the box itself was not quickly moving

B, a NPC would say A

Kys fag, Whites are still immune

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Senate version. Dems got jack shit. The only changes were things Trump wanted like buyback protections and loan transparency.

>CNN - Democratic New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo slammed President Donald Trump for his call to distribute federal ventilators the state had in storage as the two leaders' war of words over the coronavirus pandemic escalates.

>Cuomo argued that the ventilators were stored in preparation for when New York hospitals exceed their capacity as the state has become the epicenter of the American coronavirus outbreak. Cuomo told CNN on Friday that Trump's assessment of the situation "incorrect and grossly uninformed."

>"Of course we didn't -- that's the whole point," Cuomo said. "The hospitals don't need them yet. The hospitals aren't at their apex. The hospitals have enough ventilators today, but their numbers are going up."

>Cuomo added that his office was planning for a peak in cases "in about 21 days -- that's when we need the 30,000 ventilators, not today."

This is so fucking stupid.

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his little email he sent to hillary a while back praising her for starters. fuck him and his bullshit objectivity routine.

A new virus has emerged in China.

youtube.com/watch?v=z_3dh7s1d5w

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I don’t think biden is competent enough to shave his own balls without cuts

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Who's Baldy?

We know.

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i can do the masks.

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>ywn convince her to get some injections to turn those into DSLs.
Why even live?

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kek her voice is fucking enraging. imagine listening to that day in and day out

>ok, what's our beef with Fauci?
he is constantly back stabbing Trump
the other day on the podium with Trump he got asked a question and said he really didn't do politics
Then after Trump left, Fauci went back to the podium and said the WHO was fucking great and the leader was even better

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>beef with Fauci?
he's been all over the place with his comments since Jan. and his picture is filed under Deep State.

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Lol nice back track. Unless he royally fucks up they wont ever need that many - and even if they do, he had a chance to prepare and didn’t - he should own up to that before whining

Awoo always, always awoo

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theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/03/20/fauci-love-letters-to-hillary-clinton-surfaces/

It's time.

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XU PDA DKQOA is a simple caesar cipher. Shift it four letters down. I imagine the rest are the same.

should i send trump my old scythe kaze juni?

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livenewsnow.com/american/cnn-news-usa.html

BIDEN RALLY

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I dont trust any NYers who haven’t burned their bridges to the DNC

>theconservativetreehouse.com/2020/03/20/fauci-love-letters-to-hillary-clinton-surfaces/

>PLEASE TELL THE SECRETARY I LOVE HER MORE THAN EVER

lmao at this fucking rat.

So....
What does this mean? Lmao

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How's Justin Trudeau's wife doing

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What are you talking about? Cuomo was preparing and building up supplies. He's done an amazing job so far but this is a serious problem.

This is already sad. Should I just watch Tucker?

>kek is this real?
yeah...Trump had tweeted out something about calm before the storm
Media went batshit crazy...Trump laughed at them
And no shit, in October 2017 Q predicted the Federal Reserve would fall

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TWO MORE WEEKS WAS TWO MONTHS AGO

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hopefully dead

Oh get over yourself. He was laughing WITHTrump calling State Dept "Deep State" as a joke and Trump acknowledges they have different views.

Show some goddam backbone and stop being a sycophant. Theres a difference between being an ally and a fanboy looking for cool-points online.

she was BLACKED. how do you think she's doing.

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>me on the right

>passed
>XU PDA DKQOA
by the house

>next stop
>WKHSUHVLGHQWVGHVN
the President's desk

It's a really bad video effect, lame.

Mufuckin wall money lmao.

Tucker is awful

>i-i-i promise we'll need them someday. dat why im not using my own supply right now

LOL FUCK THE DAGO WOP ASSHOLE

Can we stop fighting about ventilators on tv?
Fuck off

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Yas Forums makes the ventilator for jews only.

>What does this mean?
probably that trump has good lawyers.

10/7/17 prediction the FED was going down

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Unironically, how's that dude doing? Pretty sure he's old as fuck.

>”I’ve been calling the senators in several states”

Does he think anyone wants to talk to him?

>We need more ventilators RIGHT NOW
>We never got any, there is no stockpile, that's a lie
>Well okay we got them
>We're stockpiling them in case, we don't actually need them yet

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keep snorting wood glue sparky.

>Does he think anyone wants to talk to him?
Democrats who are angling for jobs in his cabinet if he wins, yeah.

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Jesus Christ.

>those plasma spiders on the perimeter
thanks for the flashbacks

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whats the cough count up to?

They try to fuck him over but end up giving him more power. Isn't ironic dontcha think?

Unfortunately the NPCs won't see or care about this shit. It's quite sad.

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Biden his holding his ground good

Did congress just give Trump 2 trillion dollars to fuck around with? We're going to be building solid gold walls alongside every single border after this crisis is over.

Don't let them distract you from the catgirls Elon.

I'd like everybody to know that I was the very first one on the "fuck Fauci" train. I'm still upset we didn't start referring to the lockdowns as the Fauci Lockdowns (or alternately, the Fauci Protocols)