/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2631

>DAILY GROWTH OF IC CASES IN GERMANY

reworked model and a cautious prognosis:

>determined average growth of german cases post measures

>determined average factor of change of daily growth from South Korean data

>applied to german data

>RESULT:
72703 cases on 1.04.
93353 cases on 20.04.

>determined average time from onset of symptoms to admittance to IC

>determined average IC stay

>applied to german IC case numbers that were reported on 25.03.

>RESULT:

8017 to 15034 IC patients on 01.04.
42183 to 83365 IC patients on 20.04.

>DISCLAIMER:

>dependent on comparability of factor of change of daily growth from South Korea and Germany

>2 inaccurate variables

>generally inaccurate

Accuracy decreases gradually with every daily step in the calculation, due to stacked inaccuracies.

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When does the restaurant re-open?

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POST YFW YOU’RE GETTING FUCKED BY CORONACHAN

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Someone post the corona-chan gif with the tits itts important.

,000

WHAT THE FUGGGGGGGGG

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this one is prime edit material

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no

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>1930s
Millions of gas masks effortlessly produced
>2020s
Can't mass produce basic paper masks

Fuck chinks and fuck kikes

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Is South Korea stagnating in cases?

I did a quick sketch to see how she ranks

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Playing hard to get, eh?

haha you look like a girl

How many millions of burger does Trump kill before the Secret Service/Agencies whack him? Serious question.

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Could someone bake the next thread, idk if ill be able to.
Please?

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shitty bait kys

#1

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Can I get today's news please if any...

>HURR GUYS ITALY IS AT THE PEAK ITS DONE NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU NOTHING BURGER FAGS

NOTHING BURGER FAGS BTFO

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Are you hungry Sir?

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How prep'd are you guys? 1 month? 3 months? 6 months? A year? 3 years? End of the fucking world?

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nice

Dont give (you)s to this tranny

Where is Argentina why is he slacking ?

I want my heart and lungs to be conquered, ain't gonna give them up like a slut.

Jan. 22 – No. Not at all. And we have it totally under control.

Jan. 24 – It will all work out well.

Jan 30 – We have it very well under control. We have very little problem in this country at the moment – five. And those people are all recuperating successfully.

Feb 10 – Looks like by April, you know, in theory, when it gets a little warmer, it miraculously goes away.

Feb 19 – I think the numbers are getting progressively better as we go.

Feb. 20 – …within a couple of days, is going to be down to close to zero.

Feb 22 – We have it very much under control in this country.

Feb 25 – …the Democrats are politicizing the coronavirus… They tried the impeachment hoax … and this is their new hoax. (to Sean Hannity)

Feb 26 – We’re going down, not up.

Feb 27 – It’s going to disappear. One day like a miracle – it will disappear.

Feb 29 – Everything is really under control. (The vaccine will be available) “very rapidly.”

Mar 2 – It’s very mild.

Mar 4 – “…we’re talking about very small numbers in the United States.”

Mar 6 – (visiting the CDC) I like this stuff. I really get it. People are surprised I understand it. Every one of these doctors said, ‘How do you know so much about this?’ Maybe I have a natural ability.’ Maybe I should have done that instead of running for president. Maybe.

Mar 6: (same availability) Anybody who wants a test can get a test. That’s the bottom line.

Mar 7: I’m not concerned at all. No, we’ve done a great job with it.

Mar 9: There seems to be a Leftist trope that the Covid19 is a “hoax.” You do a disservice by spreading fake information.

Mar 10 – It will go away. Just stay calm. It will go away.

Mar 16 – (asked to rate his own performance) I’d rate it a ten.

Mar 16: I don't take responsibility at all.

Mar 17 – “I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.”

Mar 21: You don’t have empty shelves. A lot of things have happened that are very good.

Mar 26 -- The mortality rate... in my opinion, it’s way way down

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Also check 'em.

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ANOTHER VICTIMS WIHTOUT ANY PROBLEM/DISEASE

>Patrick Lihau, 44, is one of the first victims of the Covid-19 in Seine-et-Marne. He was engaged in his work as a psychiatric nurse and in his role as president of the club of viet vo dao of Gretz-Tournan DR

What happened last Wednesday?

>"It was very brutal. After his night's work, Patrick came home early in the morning. I was not working that day. I looked after our daughters. After his rest, he found it difficult to get up. He felt tired, breathless. In the evening, it had a temperature of 40 ° C, so he stayed in bed."

So were you thinking of coronavirus?

>"Patrick was afraid of it so he asked me as a precaution to go to sleep with our daughters. I got up four times in the night, his condition was not improving. At around 6:15 a.m., he asked me to take him to the emergency room, and then he collapsed. At the time, I thought he was having a heart attack. I called the emergency services, who arrived very quickly. While waiting for them, I tried to apply the resuscitation gestures that I knew. They tried everything to save him but it was too late. I saw him go" ...

leparisien.fr/seine-et-marne-77/coronavirus-en-seine-et-marne-meme-le-plus-costaud-des-guerriers-peut-etre-terrasse-par-ce-fleau-24-03-2020-8287086.php

RIP PATRICK

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deaths are underreported

confirmed deaths are always far lower than estimated deaths (those 500k from the flu? estimates)

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?
americans are so dumb go away nigger

One of America’s most lucrative exports is blood. If we can slow the outbreak enough, we have the infrastructure to draw and process enough convalescent plasma from survivors in California and New York to save the rest of the nation.

damn that's good kek

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He needs to sleep every few days, Im just baking to give him some rest.

amazing Kagura edit

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He busts his arse you dumb mutt. People don't do shit for you. Man i hope america burns.

Can I talk to your chef, Mr. Bill Mitchell?

Spooks dont give a shit about dead burgers
They care about the same things the orange man does

post-corona business idea: break into the jewish marital aid industry by releasing an all-new product tailor made for this sector: the dreido.

kek
Give it around ~ 2 weeks

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HALT! show me file number!

>OVER 3K DEATHS A DAY LADS
OVER 3K DEATHS A DAY LADS
>OVER 3K DEATHS A DAY LADS
OVER 3K DEATHS A DAY LADS

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Goddammit, nigger... source?

It's been 2 weeks already. Got any bat soup?

WHERE IS OUR AMERICAN MADE VENTILATORS, DONALD????

'It will go away. It will disappear.'
This is the most moronic statement ever made by a leader in history. I'm including some fucking pygmy guy I've never heard of.

Fuck you Corona Chan

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>HURR GUYS ITALY IS AT THE PEAK ITS DONE NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU NOTHING BURGER FAGS

NOTHING BURGER FAGS BTFO.

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based
all the European, Asian and American countries should make an alliance to nuke the shit out of Beijing

>How prep'd are you guys? 1 month? 3 months? 6 months? A year? 3 years? End of the fucking world?

Couple weeks , doing the rest of my prepping this weekend, what's good to get to add to my stash?

when the west was an industrial manufacturing powerhouse

now we are a kiked service sector cucks reliant on cheap chink dogshit

this one too, need more rori rona

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nearly a 100k new cases in under 48 hours as well

Not yet Sir, Not yet.

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>5 AM
>cases are already at almost 600k
Good morning Corona-chan!
I love you Corona-chan!

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Posting some random c-chans now.

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man it really seems like this is going to be no big deal for Canada we have it under control. Other timbits disappointed?

why even prepare anymore, if you dont have a bunker with years worth of food and water you are fucked

Wew u mad boy

>Mr. Bill Mitchell
I'm asking the maitre Sir.

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>I push against the cough
FUCKING KEK

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PLEASE POST '1581638764766'

POST THE TIT EXPANSION GIF ALREADY YOU FUCKS

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Sure, you have to show me your face when you’re getting fucked by coronachan

>CoronaChan is playing with the big boys now
Our little Nosferatu grew so fast, feel like she was an epidemic just yesterday.

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Una cerveza fria por favor.

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Sorry, Adolf, I'm late, but I found it.

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gay

>le mad may may
dont be upset because you're a fat fuck

Forgot pic.

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Is south Korea containing the virus better than the rest of the world or am I expecting to see an increase in their deaths soon?

>L and S
something like this?

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Chilled Coro-nah for you, Sir.

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She was only 105 cases at the start of the month

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US nationalistic industrial renaissance when?

eurobeat intensifies

Stop bragging about having a competent epidemic response while all the other countries have thousands dead and dozens of thousands infected. Dick.

nhentai.net/g/66725/

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worst korea proves that even a feminist democracy can do ok as long as it is an ethnostate