/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2630

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artistfag here
give me ideas for corona chan pic

So if it's spread through droplets, why wouldn't it be able to spread through the water supply?

Lads I need help
How can we handle this madman

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requestingg one of those maps that show growth across the world and/or usa states over thhe past monthss

one that will work on cellphone.
i can never find them when i search for themm

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Before this gets lost in the flood of shitposts, I just want to say that I love you all.

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Any newsworthy headlines today

pff, can't even beat France

I'm addicted to watching big number go up.

this pandemic feels like cookie clicker

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your point?

Who /comfy/ here?

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guys, I think it's peaking!

if youre gonna gear up get a better respirator wtf

Congratulations corona-chan for surpassing Tuberculosis! We gotta update the graph

Have her give birth to two versions

This but with Ebolachan

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Archivist user back again.
P1G1 you know the drill by now.
Ask if you want something specific, and I'll provide the old mega link upon request.
hivemind lmao

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The chemicals in the water that make you gay also kill viruses

>She's sitting right on top of Israel
BASED

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That's not an answer

We love you Corona-chan!

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>diarrhoeal diseases

>The internet, electric power, SHUT IT DOWN

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i used to respect sweden, i guess they are just a slightly better version of brasil now.

what versions

we have to kill him

we won't have estimates for a long while

An artist hanging himself in his flat due to not being able to pay his bills.

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requesting drawfags do Corona-chan like picrelated

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i love this pic
i want to starte at her ass all day long

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Any chance this is a nothing burger or sid that ship sail ?

Alright guys, how high do you realistically expect the death toll to go?
Is there any chance we could live out Mad Max when this is over?
Who will be the first celebrity or high ranking politician to get killed to death by the corona virus?

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IM PEAKING
IM GONNA
COOF

Surprise me.

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Florida is still pretending nothing is wrong. Everything is open in Broward. Business as usual.

Meanwhile we're adding 700+ cases a day and testing takes 4-5 days, so with exponential growth Florida's tested positives are probably around 5k

Meaning total cases is probably something like 50k.

Florida is so fucked, and not closing for spring break will fuck the rest of the country

Lost everything. at home just days away from official neet status. ill be in cvg until the end

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Reminder that we are ruled out by saturn worshipping pedos and their reign is over

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Weee big line go up

>what versions
L and S.

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looks like a muppet

volume too high

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Let coorona-chan take them all out.

Gotta admit I didn't bother reading this site, but
>3,500 family ashes urns in one day
photos.caixin.com/2020-03-26/101534542.html

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One of my favorites

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Has it passed tuberculosis yet

'corona' fuck this keyboard

I don't know about you guys, but this is more orange to me

youtube.com/watch?v=DyS71mGy76s

Look at all these fucking mutts lol

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AMERICA NUMBER ONE
USA USA USA

oh shit welcome back german archivistbro.

DAKIMAKURA IMAGE!!!
PLEASE!!!!
I NEED ONE SO BADLY!!!

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>Who will be the first celebrity or high ranking politician to get killed to death by the corona virus?
all of them, hopefully

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yep. Bong bro needs to update the graph

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Reminder that Corona-chan is canonically Chinese and has black hair.

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Almost.

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>UPDATE ON GERMANY 27.03.

>5828 NEW INFECTIONS:
>49039 TOTAL INFECTIONS +13,49%
>61 NEW DEATHS:
>323 TOTAL DEATHS
last update: 27.03. 23:00 GMT
source: Berliner Morgenpost

>FATALITIES:
>probable average mortality: 2,66%
>average age of fatalities ~80
>youngest fatality:
Berlin, man, 42, no more info
>detailed report on first 160 fatalities:
pastebin.com/WVD5iu1E

>RKI:
+5780 = 42288 cases
+55 = 253 dead
updated: 27.03. 0:00 GMT+1
>daily situation report
rki.de/DE/Content/InfAZ/N/Neuartiges_Coronavirus/Situationsberichte/Gesamt.html
>dashboard
experience.arcgis.com/experience/478220a4c454480e823b17327b2bf1d4

>27.03.
Federal government wants to increase testing capacity from 60000 to 200000 tests per day.
Niedersachsen: Closed schools until summer if needed.
Germany to treat 127 IC patients from Italy and France.
Refugees demand security measures and housing in holiday homes, hotels and pensions.
Würzburg: Retirement home with 11 dead, doesn't get evacuated.
Bundeswehr: Up to 15000 soldiers mobilized to help during crisis in various roles.
Study of 100000 to determine antibodies in german population.
Drastic lack of protective supplies in nursing homes.
Mercedes Benz to produce parts for medical machinery.
30161 volunteers want to aid farmers during harvest.
Hessen: 10 infected in nursing home.

>BELGIUM: CAT TESTED POSITIVE, 2 POSITIVE DOGS IN HONGKONG DIDN'T SHOW SYMPTOMS

Tirol: 400 visitors could participate in class action lawsuit against authorities, closing of ski resort postponed due to commercial interests.

France: IC capacity reached in Paris region.
Austria: Massive implementation of antibody tests in the future.
USA: Doctors fear severe lung damage after recovery.

source: Welt, Zeit, ntv, others

other info:
pastebin.com/u/krautism2020

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I'm not an artist though.

Can I have two coronas-chans dancing with a map at the background?

hundreds of millions from virus alone, billions in th aftermath
>who
the bong queen

>DAILY GROWTH OF IC CASES IN GERMANY

reworked model and a cautious prognosis:

>determined average growth of german cases post measures

>determined average factor of change of daily growth from South Korean data

>applied to german data

>RESULT:
72703 cases on 1.04.
93353 cases on 20.04.

>determined average time from onset of symptoms to admittance to IC

>determined average IC stay

>applied to german IC case numbers that were reported on 25.03.

>RESULT:

8017 to 15034 IC patients on 01.04.
42183 to 83365 IC patients on 20.04.

>DISCLAIMER:

>dependent on comparability of factor of change of daily growth from South Korea and Germany

>2 inaccurate variables

>generally inaccurate

Accuracy decreases gradually with every daily step in the calculation, due to stacked inaccuracies.

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so be it

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>to get killed to death
take a second and think about how retarded that statement is.

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Looking up with admiration at Spanish Flu. Plus, optional, the towering bulk of Black Plague.

Oops, wrong one.

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Checked

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corona chan numba one

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Where are the victims?

>youtube.com/watch?v=kamZlRikarU

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I love it tbqh let it spread

yes

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This one?

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CHECKED

FRESHLY PREPARE WHOLESOME MEALS

I think it did mate. Look at the OP daily deaths

EAT FROM THE TREE OF LIFE

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Friends, Mutts, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Fauci, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Fauci. The noble Trump
Hath told you Fauci was cautious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Fauci answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Trump and the rest–
For Trump is an intelligent man;
So are they all, all intelligent men–
Come I to speak in Fauci’s funeral.
He was my advisor, smart and just to me:
But Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligent man.
He hath brought many masks home to NewYork
Whose PPE did the general hospitals fill:
Did this in Fauci seem cautious?
When that the poor have coughed, Fauci hath preped:
Caution should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligen man.
You all did see that on the Livestream
I thrice presented him a hazmat gown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this caution?
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And, sure, he is an intelligent man.
I speak not to disprove what Trump spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did listen to him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to follow him?
O judgment! thou art fled to wallstreet beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My mask is in the coffin there with Fauci,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

vocaroo.com/hXjlkC2MNrB

someone do a better recording pls

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Is someone taking screenshots of the American cope around this board? I need it for the future

Why is cremation necessary?

yeah! But one of them has a black hair.

Not so much, they are young and healthy

Leaves will fap to this.

I made a doodle

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Post that in kraut/pol/ as well, so more people see it-

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Earth chan holding the corona chan joker card, I have seen other df attempts but they didnt capture the vibe quite right

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VIDEO FROM MICHIGAN ER NURSE
instagram.com/tv/B-GX-D1DKJ_/
VIDEO FROM MICHIGAN ER NURSE
instagram.com/tv/B-GX-D1DKJ_/

out of ventilators, fentanyl, pain relievers, gowns, masks, running low on gloves.
its over, 2 million people about to die in USA.
do not go to the hospital!

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>all of that prime coronaposting

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>flu pandemic event
There's an event for that?

Demon Lord (Lady) Corona-sama

>Is there any chance we could live out Mad Max when this is over?
This depends on your area but it is more than likely some cities or areas will have their mad max episodes but a pure mad max? High chance for some countries but overall chance, probably below 25% for now.

BurgerBros, what are we doing?

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We're at 351 deaths by now.
zeit.de/wissen/gesundheit/2020-03/coronavirus-deutschland-infektionen-faelle-verbreitung-epidemie-karte

got this one just today

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This man is a connoiseur and I agree with his message.

Ah this one then.
L & S joining the powers of sisterly love.
would watch that anime desu

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I second this

>memeflag shill
the video is Eerie as fuck,
alot of this shit is in media decades before, e.g. 9/11.

Hey

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In Ordnung, Bernd.

Nice, another artist.

I generally wait for finalised figures, but here you go

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It takes a certain temperature to denature the viral particles for them to no longer be capable of harming humans, yknow? Dead bodies are a vector for disease.

I didn't realized I got trips.

>future

Post pic of coronachan with most daily deaths

this but corona

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How can mirrors be real?

THE CAT PARASITE IS THE KEY

THE CAT PARASITE IS HOW NCOV ENDS UP IN THE BRAIN

THE CAT PARASITE ENSURES COVID AFFLICTION IS LETHAL

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Hot doodle

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Well, they have our colors, user.

Fuck meant for

very nice

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checked

Going back to work SOON!

WE WUZ VIRAL

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>mutt getting worried
how's that herd working for you

Oh, child.

nothing burger shills btfo

Yeh, current daily kill count is at 3180, Corona chan smashing TB out of the park.

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Yes, I noticed delay in reporting, but to keep data consistent, I have to continuously use the same source. Thanks for the note anyway.

Cool

How many deaths per day will be the peak, do you think?

Undead Ebola-Chan :D

coronachan massaging the head of a frog

Virus can keep living for some time after you die. Unironically we need Nazi cremation tech

Thanks Bill!

>We're at 351 deaths by now.
I remember krauts bragging NO GERMAN DEATHS, good 'ol times

Nothingburgerfags absolutely blown the fuck out.

Thank you.

makes sense

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we got too cocky happening-bros
everything is planned
nothing is coincidence
this is only the beginning

this will be your life very soon
youtu.be/l1jdnVtJI2c

>the tim foil nutters were right
youtu.be/mg83tjw8hwE

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>ishtar
patrician. Stay safe, tuga

But spiders aren't bugs

mostly ignoring the impending pandemonium and getting infected, freely

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Does anybody have the link to the 2010 scientific article where they did a gain-of-function experiment by including HIV genome into a Coronavirus in China?

Can't find the link anymore.

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Kek nice fuck cats and those that own them

Getting fresh air I hope.

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What the hell was this guy on?

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A dick pls

you didnt tape the glove/suit, using useless mask, why? dont even bother at this point xd

Yas Forums is probably a hivemind by now.

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What the fuck is this shit?

This with Coronachan

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Any notable news happen today ?

Now to smash the big league hitters, heart disease, cancer, road deaths etc. Go Corona Chan, go go go!!

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I've told you fags weeks ago that people take time to die and that we'll catch up soon.
Unlike Spain, Italy and other countries, we tested people within days of them getting infected, which is why we detected at least 50% of actual infected.

Our girl has reached the Virtual Youtubers now

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Currently at +3,180, another 35 minutes to get some more kills in..

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>60,000 new cases in one day
>Growth is now closest represented by O(infinity), since it is a STRAIGHT UP AND DOWN LINE (NO LONGER SIMPLE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH)
>17% death rate (NEARLY 1 IN 5 ARE DYING)

Reminder
If 1 in 5 people die, and the global population is 8 billion...

2 BILLION PEOPLE WILL DIE.

how the FUCK ARD PEOPLE STILL SAYING NOTHING BURGER?

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I remember posting smug all about how it wasn't on our soil and didn't count, and it really did not count.

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F

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Just a tripple flu, bro.
Not even 4 flu.

You're back! How is it going

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On suicide watch as well

Checked and it’s only 4:30 PM in California

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>HURR GUYS ITALY IS AT THE PEAK ITS DONE NOW
HAHAHAHAHAHA GET FUCKED YOU NOTHING BURGER FAGS

NOTHING BURGER FAGS BTFO

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Fear

>between 30 and 50% of the global human population is infected
LOL

Boris johnson gets a visit from coronachan while on the telephone with orange man

Wan wan!

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Reminder we're still the best even if it's Switzerland

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An NPR article interviewed a Doctor in Wuhan tested negative but retested tested positive said China is not counting people tested positive for Kung-Flu with no symptoms

Ah, I see you mention the famous german diesel engines that doesn't pollute

I'd rather coom than consoom

Pretty good, how about you ?

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We leptokurtic now

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futa Corona fuking hard and raw the economy

I don't.
I remember faggots posting "those germans are lying" over and over and people explaining that ICUs simply hadn't hit capacity yet, but that was disregarded every time.

If this isn't a juicy triple stacked somethingburger with extra cheese, I'm going to feel very silly.

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Hehehehe, I remember that cope too

Awesome idea

Why? To point out Italia is close to its peak and will get better probably soon.

Happened in 2016 when pgate broke

seconding this

Slow news day I guess..

things are just getting more crazy by the minute

checked

>I don't.
You're new here, Franz.

what did meds do to deserve this

Sure it didn't just feel like that because this is the first time we hear from someone wasn't alive during the moon landing?

Also, *cough*

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Letting Florida be a silent epicenter spreading Corona-chan all across the US.

For all the talk of "opening back up," a huge chunk of the US never shut down. Peaking in mid April is a best case scenario at this point.

ah yeh, didn't the first Kraut die of Corona in Egypt and all the nothing burger krauts were like oh no no no no that doesn't count? yeh, fun times.

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Who ever made that was trying to hard B+ for effort

>Alright guys, how high do you realistically expect the death toll to go?
Just around 1M
>Is there any chance we could live out Mad Max when this is over?
No.
>Who will be the first celebrity or high ranking politician to get killed to death by the corona virus?
UK PM already has it.

kek is here, corona chan have my energy

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