/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2629

1st good press conference from Trump
he's actually trying to own it

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Censored Corona-chan lewds are blasphemy.

watch True Detective

No one is buying his ventilator bullshit.

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Thanks yo

600k imminent
1 million by March 30

Come on surpass TB you can do it corona-chan

Thread theme

youtu.be/XVekJTmtwqM

The car's on fire and there's no driver at the wheel
And the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides
And a dark wind blows
The government is corrupt
And we're on so many drugs
With the radio on and the curtains drawn
We're trapped in the belly of this horrible machine
And the machine is bleeding to death
The sun has fallen down
And the billboards are all leering
And the flags are all dead at the top of their poles
It went like this:
The buildings tumbled in on themselves
Mothers clutching babies picked through the rubble
And pulled out their hair
The skyline was beautiful on fire
All twisted metal stretching upwards
Everything washed in a thin orange haze
I said: "kiss me, you're beautiful -
These are truly the last days"
You grabbed my hand and we fell into it
Like a daydream or a fever
We woke up one morning and fell a little further down -
For sure it's the valley of death
I open up my wallet
And it's full of blood

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Oh nice finally

>tfw pretending in front of friends and family that corona is bad and I hope it will go away

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This but Trump

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Realistically, do you expect the death to reach into the millions?

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It may not be official, but god damn you just made my day user!!!

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DONT BE A CUTIE PIE

Stat chads, we going kleptokurtic?

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w-where's argiebro?

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nigga haha why do you need ventillators just literally breathe nigga haha

>pic
And yet you didn't.
Love Ebola-chan, but she just couldn't get the job done.

Nice

wew thought the cycle was about to be broken

lol fag flag

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So it's actually nothing?

Does anyone have the gif of the charts that compare the daily corona-chan death toll to other diseases like HIV, tuberculosis etc?

FUCK CHINA

DEATH TO ISREAL!

GOD PURGE THIS DEGENERATE WORLD!

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kek these reporters are grilling the orange man.

DEAD

>No one is buying his bullshit.
You realize, leaf, that bullshitting is all he's been doing for the past 5 years?

bless you, this was the only reason i've been here

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does trump ever stop sucking his own dick?

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Friendly reminder to stay safe and read the bible (preferably orthodox)

Don't be a cutie pie

Finally.
Thanks fren.

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ANYONE WANNA BAKE THE NEXT ONE?
>ANYONE WANNA BAKE THE NEXT ONE?
ANYONE WANNA BAKE THE NEXT ONE?
>ANYONE WANNA BAKE THE NEXT ONE?

It's done and dusted, /ourgirl/ smashed it today.

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What did God Emperor said in his stream? Did he roast more journalist while not giving a shit about this faggy flu?

NICE

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>don't be a qtpie

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They say that reading the play beyond the first act will drive any man insane.

Why is the coronavirus so anti-semitic?

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b-but what about HERD?

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Over 500 members of the NYPD have tested positive for coronavirus
twitter.com/DailyMail

patrician

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kill em all

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Was just thinking of how infrequently I stand within 6 feet of anyone else unless I am in a confined space.

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>Italy and Spain have surpassed China as worst hit countries in the world
>not a Chinese bio weapon

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Nothing to see there. People still have beds.

resting after his latest 3 days of sleepless meth binge

DON'T BE PEWDIEPIE

it's the same bible dude

RIP Argie bro

Bless you, Hans, you're a treasure.

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Nice

You /cvg/ coomers better start coomin more to strengthen her with meme magic

The pope just unlocked ancient rituals to weaken her

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7k to 600k!

If he ever did, no one would pay attention anymore.

So how fucked are you guys after doing fuck all for weeks?

union jack coat one needs buck teeth the it will be authentically british

>— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —

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100,000 Americans infected, 1,500 dead.

WASH YOUR FUCKING HANDS!

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Reminder

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Based retard nothinburger. God, I love this asshat.

Friends, Mutts, countrymen, lend me your ears;
I come to bury Fauci, not to praise him.
The evil that men do lives after them;
The good is oft interred with their bones;
So let it be with Fauci. The noble Trump
Hath told you Fauci was cautious:
If it were so, it was a grievous fault,
And grievously hath Fauci answer’d it.
Here, under leave of Trump and the rest–
For Trump is an intelligent man;
So are they all, all intelligent men–
Come I to speak in Fauci’s funeral.
He was my advisor, smart and just to me:
But Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligent man.
He hath brought many masks home to NewYork
Whose PPE did the general hospitals fill:
Did this in Fauci seem cautious?
When that the poor have coughed, Fauci hath preped:
Caution should be made of sterner stuff:
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And Trump is an intelligen man.
You all did see that on the Livestream
I thrice presented him a hazmat gown,
Which he did thrice refuse: was this caution?
Yet Trump says he was cautious;
And, sure, he is an intelligent man.
I speak not to disprove what Trump spoke,
But here I am to speak what I do know.
You all did listen to him once, not without cause:
What cause withholds you then, to follow him?
O judgment! thou art fled to wallstreet beasts,
And men have lost their reason. Bear with me;
My mask is in the coffin there with Fauci,
And I must pause till it come back to me.

I'm still coofing but not as much. At first it was loud dry coofs which caused chest pain and my throat was all fucked up with swelled lymph nodes. Light fever around 37-37.8, red eyes. Left eye even had some shit oozing out of it. Also weakness, was sweating a lot. During the day it wasn't so bad but at night I was coofing my brains out with fever up tp 38 and the throat pain was killing me.

Damn, you guys are decked out. The animal clinics in my country can't hold a candle to yours.

>over 3k dead in one day
B R U H
R
U
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it was originally written in serbian, but the latins corrupted it in their translations
god is a serb and he will protect us

probably asleep. I wish he would wake up, i cant update these numbers accurately

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DONALD TRUMP PUSHED INTO A CORNER BY REPORTERS RIGHT NOW AHAHAHA

trump actually has become a much better leader since this thing started

Because she is Yas Forums's wrath made manifest. Watch her kill exactly 6mln people at the end just for the lolz

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What is your source?

Hey Russians.
In case P*tin and his clique get Corona'd and social order breaks.
Remember the ideal we need to strive towards.
Remember what (((they))) took away from us.

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But needs updating already...

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When will this faggot Billy Mitchell finally see the light, I pray we see a twitter meltdown when he gets the virus that will cleanse the Earth.

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>nothing to see there
>overloaded hospitals full of niggers, without proper medical equipment

Wheres that from. Is it in the states

What are the odds Texas will become the next epicenter? No one is taking this shit seriously here.

Reminder that I am baking the next thread

Thanks Hans, and enjoy your warning

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Of those 203 positive coronavirus cases in Rhode Island, 75 are healthcare workers

Why haven't we seen videos of people throwing up blood and dying on the floors of hospitals in Europe & the US like we did in china and can someone post some vids pls? My mom doesn't believe me.

So how long until you guys overtake Italy in number of dead and become Corona World Champions?

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Nice job user.

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haha, tiddies

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that sounds very possible, indeed

The great hohole migration

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Anyone else feeling like this is all happening too fast?

Can I get a quick rundown of what's happened over the past week? All I know is that Boris Johnson has it. And I haven't had the time to listen to Trump's conferences in full length, either.

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If it works...

My God, this dude, he's amazing.

I went full mask-off a week ago and not getting any weird responses but I'm not a beta fag and get away with saying whatever I want usually

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Xaxa

you think that's a lot?
get ready for 20k a day soon

I just went to clean my guns only to find we're over 3100 dead daily what the FUCK

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GOD SAVE OUR GRACIOUS QUEEN

LONG LIVE OUR NOBEL QUEEN

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

SEND HER VICTORIOUS

HAPPY AND GLORIOUS

LONG TO REIGN OVER US

GOD SAVE THE -COOF-

He went to make a chimarrão.
He'll be back soon.

No, next drawing is 1 million

Too bad.
Thanks for the vid.

>chloroquine

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based digits of CHAOS, chimpouts incoming

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ahahahahahah

Ahahahahahah

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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where are they going?

it's against the law to record for one thing, a video was just posted of a nyc hospital though

Gentleman and a scholar.

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Will Papa Vlad send you to a gulag if you get tested for Corona?

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> wallstreet journal all fake news
is this true burgers? or is orange man fake?

It was an estimate. Our estimate of coronavirus will be even bigger

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Spoiler: the guy drawing them is the cultist and he is making them to harvest meme magic/coom energy for his rituals

big if true

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Someone needs to tell him he is comparing estimates to actual confirmed kills.

filename

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Topkek Corona-Chan is /our/ virus

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Dude, I just realized 2030 is like 10 years away.

SOMEONE UPDATE THIS SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Pence looks fucking dead

Hero

Back to ukraina from Poland.

Trump waited until Forf already started making ventilatora ro give the order. What a weak, do-nothing president. Y'all are pathetic orange cock riders. Destroying your chances of ever getting laid by publicity siding with this retard. Good job. Trumo had proved that even the mentally handicapped can be the president, how progressive

is he going to be the next mike inel?

>harvesting coom energy

Pretty gay ngl

to bad it's not killing enough faggots.
soon though it will spread like wildfire thru your immunocompromised monsters

FUCK KIKES
FUCK CHINKS
FUCK NIGGERS
And most importantly, fuck jannies!

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Exponential growth, do you speak it?

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8159589/Jewish-leaders-urge-community-preserve-life-amid-coronavirus.html

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8161851/The-prisoner-Downing-St-Boris-Johnson-marooned-shop-writes-RICHARD-KAY.html

that posture lmao

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What a time to be alive!

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God speed leaf

all i know for sure is that when it comes to the markets, bobo's already won. anything else is fake news pump waiting for the dump

At last you've arrived
At my darkest hour

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they weren't with (((them)))?

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Hard to say. Infection data sucks.

>vastly different testing and counting methodology across countries
>several countries clearly underreporting, e.g. for political reasons
>different testing policies and availability, e.g. early US data is useless for that reason

You can somewhat migrate that by using data of deaths as a proxy for infections, but with that you have the disadvantage of small sample sizes.

The only country where you can somewhat tell so far is Italy, and the curve seems to be get close to flattening (R0 slowing down since a week / 7 days after quarantine and lockdown, seems to flatten somewhat at 1.09 to 1.1).

Don't worry, our queen Corona is safe

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No idea, I'm trying to stay away from people and not coof when going outside but I'm a NEET so I don't go outside very often in the first place.

At least this faggot got it
nypost.com/2020/03/25/influencer-reportedly-hospitalized-with-coronavirus-after-licking-toilet/

A biological weapon in the form of a virus escaped the Wuhan military virus facility in China.

After a lengthy period of some cases and deaths for weeks, it's globally been jumping up by 100k cases every 2 days or less...
Shit is finally kicking off outside Italy and Madrid, buckle up fren.
The time to do anything was months ago.

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Not to sound like a conspiracy theorist, but wouldn't it be really funny if this was all somehow planned? It really does amaze me how all of a sudden, coincidentally right before the next election, Trump is getting his shit together and being a competent leader of sorts. Not the best but the bar isn't exactly high. Watch how many people are going to vote for him solely because of the $1200 gibs - which, don't forget, will go mostly to the poor and uneducated.

archive.is/x6JW3

If someone wants to change something, here are the single frames.
mega.nz/#F!c5cXxY5B!qeUTkWjVGLbVTuX2zBq-Aw

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Holy fuck, this has to be fake

I FUCKING HOPE SO. Imagine Salty Ice Cream tier 5-10 mins vids of that Corona getting slammed and pumped to the brim!

Jaimaica Queens Hospital NYC

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>seen this before
trump actually hitler confirmed

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>FRANCE HAS SURPASSED IRAN IN NUMBER OF CASES
FRANCE HAS SURPASSED IRAN IN NUMBER OF CASES

You heard it here first.

It may be a nothingburger but it was worth it for Corona-chan

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Weird, usually they use evey excuse to run away from Ukraine.

I've been channeling it straight to him

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>archive.is/x6JW3
from influencer to influenza

Get back to work burgers your 15 days of /nospread/ is OVER. Its time to join the /herd/ and start mass producing ventilators for europe since orange man said you wont need them, but we do!

Sauce on the webm, was it some retarded e-celeb twitchfag?

Is it bad that the numbers don't concern me anymore? It's like I'm desensitized

Who? P*tin and his cronies? Indeed they are.
You've misunderstood my post I think.

That is a giant redflag of either shit ton more of infected or sub human style of working conditions for the healthcare workers. Italy has like 5% of infected being healthcare workers having almost 30% of cases being healtcare workers is fucking bananas.

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>get ready for 20k a day soon
This feels so surreal. When will there be 100k fatalities a day? Or dare I say 1000k?

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This is deserving of praise.
you're a legend user.

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>mega.nz/#F!c5cXxY5B!qeUTkWjVGLbVTuX2zBq-Aw
Thank you,
your dear friend, shadman

yup, we got the gold boys!

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ruined by the retarded effects

they probably think they are immune, fucking dipshits

kek

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Just a reminder

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werent the common man more or less slaves during the tsars

Baghdad Bob was truly the best timeline in GW1.

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BREAKING: Trump Says That Due to the Democratic Governors of Washington (3,369 Coronavirus Cases) and Michigan (3,657 Cases)—the Latter of Whom He Calls "the Woman in Michigan"—Not Being "Appreciative" Enough of Him, He Has Told the Coronavirus Task Force Head "Not to Call Them"

based

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nice

Corona built for nigger cock, indeed indeed

they are pushing this a little too hard kek

>Resident at Jewish Senior Living Center in Connecticut tests positive

This did not age well

All too easy LMFAO

Yeah I seen that one. Didnt know it was NYC, thought maybe Detroit. Thanks.

Why is there so much east orthodox shilling on Yas Forums? Do people really like the Book of Tobit or whatever? If there’s anything resembling an ‘original’ New Testament portion of the bible, it was written in Hebrew and then translated to Greek.

Also, read the Quran instead. Far less corrupted.

Not enough to kicking out the shah and supporting the mullah takeover.

A pole explained it in some early thread. They have some problems with jobs and visas in Poland now and kraina might lose borders any day.

the tsar dynasty, not putin

STOP SHILLING THIS FUCKING FLU!!!!! NOTHING WILL FUCKING HAPPEN!!!!!!!!

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he is a twitch streamer, not an eceleb, just a homeless vagrant that hitchhikes everywhere

>tmz
god i hope they get purged

White House press briefing doesn't even mention number of infected and number of deaths

Only speaks about the great, bigly number of tests, and the spectacular, brilliant number of supplies. Not to forget the phenomenal Apple app.

Didn't swine flu report some 100 - 150 deaths in the first three months of it spreading in the US? Not 1500?

What kind of idiot do you have to be take two widely divergent data points and compare them with literally 0 fucking context

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Before they abolished the serfdom, yeah, kinda.
Late Russian Empire was USA tier free.

soon she'll be playing in the big boy league

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Does this affect niggers more? Cuz I'm my area only niggers have died and they said the outbreak is in the black part of the city.

Leafies gonna queefie

checked. A burger bro usually takes over nighttime till 5-6am EST.

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They are too large to give a shit now. In January I got excited for every single infection. Now it's just those 100k milestones

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>hey bojo, was your test positive?
>are you gonna need a ventilator?

Thank you boris, very cool!

haha tiddies go brrrr

Just think of them as points now. Cheer on Corona so that she gets a high score.

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FOR THE HERD!

Which of you have got it?

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‘

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>Florida positives now at 700+ new cases a day
>the tests take 4-5 days to process
>Florida likely has almost 5,000 positive cases by now and that's with some counties having a whopping 5-10 tests total tests, meaning that number is a fraction of the real number

Conservative estimate, 35k-40k are infected right now in Florida. But it's ok bro keep everything open dog grooming is an essential service

The King in Yellow is Hastur

I'm thinking about starting to prep next weekend. What do you guys think I should buy?

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that's offensive
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for orcs

>We've seen this before
109 times, actually.

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I DONT WANT TO SUFFOCATE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Can any spreadsheet fag apply the exponential function to show the curve for the next 2 months?

I fucking hate ant colonies.

Oy vey, Moishe...it’s annuda Shoah!

>prepping
>next weekend

user...

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>Bill Mitchell dropped dead at home from the virus? Send out the 13th body double.

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It's way too late to prep kek.

Not suffocate. Rather drown

>Diarrhoeal diseases

China, is there something you would like to tell the group?

news.yahoo.com/stacks-urns-wuhan-prompt-questions-050605463.html

f

A small riot happened in China.
USA finally hitting that sweet conveyor belt rise on the exponential Log Flume ride.

I'm glad my buddy up in NYC got fired from his shit retail job back in early February. To think this is only the beginning too.

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You mean number of tests

Alright she got her #1 spot, can we stop the happening now?

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Hopefully not masks

A bus ticket to my dick

AAAAAAAAAAAAAACHOO

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youtu.be/EvgmyziTvsY
Do I need to update this ^ when it hits 1mil?

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Hol up, Bowser is really the mayor of Washington DC?

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It is, actually. People who are immuno-compromised, read AIDS, will be much more at risk. But, it's all about trannies right now anyway.

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Drown in your own blood perhaps?

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Testosterone

No, the ride never ends

Reminder that Corona-chan has black hair.

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Just got in what I miss today?

Бaзиpaнo

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Trump says nothing new.

They want to manage the panic and convince people its a nothingburger so everyone goes back to work.
The only happening was
My pillow CEO has retooled his pillow factory to make masks.
Current production 10k a day. Increasing to 50k a day
Once this is over everyone is going to buy a My pillow and he will become the Comfy Baron

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It's slowing down in Italy right?

god

The MSM benefits financially by bringing in higher viewer numbers, which they then 'sell' to their advertisers as an audience. It's true that the MSM can't just say absolutely anything, and for the most part they're reporting on what other people say and not making the claims for themselves, but that's part of the issue - the MSM maintains this facade of being 'generally objective', but they absolutely have a reason to SELECT WHAT THEY FOCUS ON to keep viewer numbers high - and one of the most tried and true methods of getting viewer numbers high is to 'report' on things that generate fear and\or moral outrage. This isn't some conspiracy theory. Many reporters and people who've worked in the MSM will openly admit this.

Now the virus is possibly THE best generator of fear you could hope to get. Something that's unseen and microscopic, something that's easily transmittable geographically. Something that even science really struggles to understand, yet alone your average viewer. There are the growing rates of infection - MSM covers these constantly, "let's check in on the latest covid19 numbers", without giving real CONTEXT - that these numbers can only be established through expanded testing, that the perceived need for testing comes from public demand (including potentially public hear\hysteria), that if this is a new virus then it could be expected to spread in that manner anyway, etc. With the death numbers, the MSM tends to ignore the context of deaths rates by other diseases or threats to life that aren't as interesting - heart attacks, car accidents, slipping in the shower - all major causes of death but not very interesting. The MSM responds to growing public fear, and produces content that stokes that fear, it's a cycle of fear-mongering that only really ends once the MSM has something new to focus on, or the people get bored. Remember Iran and WW3?

At least we left the EU before all this shit started

WHY IS HER ASS SO BIG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM

I know how you feel bro. I have to act like I'm concerned and hope this is over soon but internally I'm hoping that we accelerate to the worst case scenario.

with that barrel length is that a pistol under your gun laws?

That'a girl!
NUMBAH ONE

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iTs jUsT tHe fLu bRo

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>Floridafag
>parents ~60s
>grandma 80s
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=DQY32VGnRK4

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> China is locked down again
> NYC hospitals are filling up. People are standing in long waiting lines to get in.
> Japan is starting to see an increase due to testing and them no longer hiding info now that the olympics are off.
> US infected topped all other countries
> Truck drivers are afraid to drive into NYC
> Spain is overrun with virus
> China still has no signs of getting back to business
> More spotty evidence of re-infection from people who have recovered.
> They are now being more truthful about people of all ages being impacted by virus
> Trump did 180 on shutting things down and wants to reopen everything at or after Easter as he believes economy is most important
> Israel BTFO

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no i like blond/ brown better

>and kraina might lose borders any day
You mean lose control of the border?

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Just getting warmed up.

XI JINPING
SON OF A BITCH
CHINA VIRUS

I wanna see here pussy explode with squirt when it starts getting higher.

Post the pic of tranny Luigis cooking plastic bags

Here ya go germanon

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If only, it hasn't stopped since she was born

we need more than 3 billion though

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>That image

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>912 dead

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shit, at this rate she's going to beat all of them combined

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They're all fleeing through the stargate

Fuck

Let them all die, just let it all burn.

she's chinese. that is canon.

Not long. New Orleans has got this for us. Who Dat!

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She's in it now, she relegated TB to the second division today. /ourgirl/ needs to get to about 27,000 deaths a day to beat heart disease and be the numba 1 killer in the world. At current doubling rates of about 5 days, we can expect that to happen in oh about 2 weeks or so, at current rates.

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Excuse me, Isengard dwellers are not Orcs, but Uruk Hais. As opposed to their cousins from Moria, the Black Uruks. Educate yourself.

ALso I think it's Corona because my mom started showing symptoms exactly 2 weeks after me even though we were in close contact all this time.

thx
based eventhou you are an aussie
not bad

kek, well you know that failed state...