WE HAVE TO WAIT 3 WEEKS FOR TRUMPBUX?

THE BEST PART IS THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE FILED A TAX RETURN. NEETS AND ILLEGALS GET NOTHING!!!!!

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well then he sucks at life, why hasn't he been trying for the last 3 years? since trump came into office i went from 26k/year to 45k/year.

How can I pay a week of groceries with $1200?

exactly, if you need this money, you shouldn't get it because youll just blow it on bullshit.

i agree. the fed, politicians and corporations need to be bailed out. fuck the taxpayer.

it's sad that poor people have to die. i was poor once, my wife and i stood in line at the homeless shelter just to have dinner. luckily i took what ever job i could. i went from minimum wage to a living wage. god bless usa for allowing me to do this.

You niggers are just going to buy vape juice and Jordan's

i agree. politicians, celebrities and ceo's spend their money on proper things. like buying children to fuck, amirite.

you had the best economy of all time and didn't even try. why should we feel sorry for you?

The thing that confuses me is that supposedly they’ll use your 2019 tax return but they are also allowing those to be filed late this year. Sooo what happens if you do file but late, are they giving out late trump bux?

We will all be dead by then.

Serious question here: is it wise to keep my life savings in a savings account at a credit union? Probably not, right? I have enough money to isolate for a full year without income if I wanted to, but if they obstruct me from accessing my own money for whatever reason, which they have the power to do, in theory,, I'm as out of luck as some dude with no money at all. Advise me, Yas Forums.

germany had the best economy

which tax online jew lets me file so i dont have to use the postage jew

They'll use your 2018 form.

>t. nigger upset that other people are getting gibs

use the 2018 return, or you get it after you file your return, it is an advance on your tax credit.

turbotax

Is it a check or direct deposit? 3 weeks is a joke!

How much is the return for a single making under 75k a year?

IRS technology is too obsolete to distribute anything that quickly to every single person. You’ll be lucky if you get it in 2 months, at the earliest

Donald Trump should be forever remembered as the biggest thief in US history.

H&R block

>Sent in 3 weeks
>+ Mail times

you are objectively wrong, jew. You can't hide behind that flag.

I filed a 2018 return for $0 income. Nice try, wagie.

>TFW in college and not sure if the last time I worked was in the time window

Fuck, it was either 2017 or 2018. What can I do to check? Would they still have me on file at my old job?

shit, those niggards want me to update my browser but i dont want to, oh well worth it
DD if you have it

Fuck these slow useless retarded faggots. Wats the best credit card to get if I'm 4k in debt already?

That is pretty fucking fast for like 250 million people.

the markets will resume crashing next week because the 2trillion bailout is just the tip of the iceberg. all industries are near bankrupt.
We need to end the lockdown NOW and face the virus with our immune systems.

Just file at one of these links. The sites are a bit tricky -- but you'll be fine. The trick is getting you to pay for it. Don't pay anything. Just use one that's free (they're all free).

apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/
>apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/
apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/
>apps.irs.gov/app/freeFile/

The only acceptable way is being a NEET, cashing your SSI checks and withdrawing the money immediately then storing the cash in a safe at home where you have a security system in place, a dog, and firearms to protect it. Anything else is letting the kikes have your money.

If you haven't filed yet, they'll use your 2018 return.

This entirely fucks me, specifically, because I made $73k in 2018, just under $100k in 2019, and I've already filed my taxes for 2019. Instead of a $1200 check I'm going to get like $40. If I'd have been a lazy ass and not done my taxes yet, I'd get that $1200.

>Go work for the useless system you NEET
Says the clown

they wont let me put in 0$ electronically id have to make something up

Within 3 weeks. Stfu

As opposed to the richest having money and wasting it on making bioweapons/bringing the Jewish end times?

Not gonna lie... Im gonna spend mine on a nice reef fish tank with some of them little nemo dudes.

What about direct deposit?

Can you actually do this? In a bit of a pickle and family needs the money, I'm not sure if I worked then or in 2017 and don't wanna be fucked if it was 2017.

You should have volunteered for the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation Vaccine ®, it would have allowed the government the ability to instantly transfer your Trumpbux directly to your account with no waiting period!

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Enjoy getting your not-a-check.

Direct deposit if you set up your tax returns through direct deposit. Theblast stimulus took months. You should have cash put back for shit like this

Not true. Everyone with a valid ssn gets it. No need to file. Illegals still won't get it because no ssn.

Sent on Easter Day?

>paying taxes
How bout no

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Shut the fuck up faggot

Nigga, they’re literally not enforcing evictions in most states.
It’s squatters rights until this shit blows over.
The only way you’ll be homeless is if you were already homeless.

What if my DD has changed since my 2018 taxes and I owe money on my 2019?

Well considering the average American lives check to check, and we’ve been out of work for about a week now, and will be until April 30th(in my state at least)

$1200 won’t even pay rent let alone any other bills, this is literally the end my niggers prepare for mass looting and riots

$1200.

Above $75k it decreases by $5 for every $100 in income. At $99k and above you get $0

I used FreeTaxUSA and I was able to put $0 for my income made last year and the IRS accepted it

So wait, really, I have to know, can I file a report on nothing? I can't fucking risk it.

youtube.com/watch?v=IzWsLaolyLw
[bazingaaaa]

Paying rent is a bad move since evictions and mortgages are suspended.

You stop being fat that’s how.
Jesus Christ, I’m married with kids and spend maybe 500-600 a month on groceries.

That brings me so much joy knowing my boss will be getting zero back.

>ftw getting paid 4 weeks next month
I love my essential job now

>Your Adjusted Gross Income is $69,000 or less, AND your age is between 17 and 51, OR
>You are eligible for the Earned Income Tax Credit, OR
how the fuck do i know if im eligible?
where the fuck do i read about this shit other than some fucking gossip image board what the fuck
ive made $0 since before 2018
i dont collect any benefits at all
im not declared "dependent"

Got a source on this?

Yes

>It takes a month to get your one time payment of $1200, but Shlomo bank and financial gets his $1trillion instantly injected when big line drops

Holy fuck based Trump!

I wonder how this works if you owe child support? I really hope they don't just take my check and send it to my ex wife. God I'm getting tired of that shit.

The $1200 is supposed to be a stimulus, not to pay bills, debts, or be hoarded as savings. That's why they were proposing a digital dollar that would expire if you don't spend it.

>tfw been unemployed since Christmas 2019 and never made enough to have to file taxes ever, but no longer a dependent
What do I do guys? How do I file taxes?

See If you lost your job, let your landlord know and don’t pay shit.
Simple as that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA what kind of loser has 0 income?

I havent filed taxes in 10 years so I guess I wont get it. Enjoy your commiebux niggers.

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My dad lives off his military pension. He doesn’t file taxes. Will he still be eligible?

guaranteed it gets delayed even longer than that. it took about 2.5-4 months for people to get the Bush/Obama stimulus money after the bill passed and they claimed it would be 2-3 weeks then also

Comfy

if you are in college and your parents claim you, you are a dependent and don't get a payment

bing.com/search?q=file taxes free&PC=U316&FORM=CHROMN

It's super easy

Most of the people predisposed to rioting and looting don't work, anyways, so this is nothing new.

>Can you actually do this?
You can only claim $0 income if you made $0 income. But, yes, just because you didnt make income doesnt mean you cant file taxes.

it is categorically inaccurate.

if you have no income, yes.

Do I get trumpbux even if I'm a weirdo?

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thank you

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you have to be a fucking nigger

> In a bit of a pickle and family needs the money, I'm not sure if I worked then or in 2017 and don't wanna be fucked if it was 2017.
are you a dependent? seems like maybe you are if you claim family but don't fucking work unless you're a dead beat father. either way dependents don't qualify

This is myth.
Adults who are claimed as dependent still get a check.

>3 weeks from today
>April 17th
>17
Umm... Guys?

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thanks british petro

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I'm claimed as a dependent and haven't worked in 15 years. Can I file for $0 and get my TrumpBux?? If that won't work, anyone got any other ideas or loopholes??? I could really use that money

hahahahahahaha. enjoy no money. keep telling yourself you'll get some. go ask your parents to share theirs. dependents do not get $1200

Nice quads, checked, and correct, niggers are still getting gibs, so no chimpout will happen.

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lmao thank fuck im a developer lol
i get to keep my jerb

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>Everyone with a valid ssn gets it. No need to file.
this is 100% false, to get a payment you must have filed 2018 or 2019 taxes. Or if you didn't file taxes you must have received either a SSA 1099 or RRB 1099 for 2019 otherwise you get no payment retard

I took about half of my savings out and locked it up at home just in case banks decide to freeze accounts. Which probably won’t happen anyway. And if it did, that means shit has really hit the fan

Do you keep a garden?

(((investing)))

nigga, learn to day trade

>checks come 3 weeks from today
>checks come april 17th
>17th letter of the alphabet = Q
wake up everyone

you cannot electronically file a zero income return it has to be mailed. so either you did not file a zero return or you are a retard

You can’t be claimed as a dependent unless you’re under 26 or disabled you dumb nigger.

Regardless even if you were an adult being claimed as dependent, you’d still get Trumpbucks.
The dependents stuff is literally just about children.

Isn't it just a shitty tax rebate anyway?

To receive a check, you can't be claimed as a dependent on somebody else's return or even be eligible to be claimed as a dependent. If you have an outstanding tax obligation to the IRS, you'll receive no payment. The stimulus amount will be credited to your debt. You won't get a rebate if you are a nonresident alien.

yeah and as soon as that ends you'll owe every cent you would have owed for every month that has gone by retard. and evictions are only suspended in a few states along with foreclosures. mortgages are not suspended fucking mongoloid

Is the "only by mail" thing true?

You need $25k to day trade.

>You can’t be claimed as a dependent unless you’re under 26

you can be claimed as a dependent at any age as long as you make less than $2400 and live with a blood relative

You can't be evicted and when the courts open back up your landlord will have to take a number with the other thousands of landlords at your courthouse trying to get evictions. You could probably squat for years before the sheriff tosses you out. Save up in the meantime

and where do they send the check? they don't have my address

MFW college kids get no money because their parents claim them as dependents

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I heard 4 months if they don’t have your direct deposit info

back child support is one of the only things that would result in them taking your check and not sending it to you, read the bill and stop being a dead beat

he will have to file

no they don't read the fucking bill moron

whatever address you used last to file your taxes.

a dependent relative is not the same thing as a regular dependent for tax purposes but in this instance doesn't matter as the bill expressively states that no dependents are eligible for payment