/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2628

► Detected: 591,086 (+59,221) ► Died: 26,977 (+2,904)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 200 countries and territories infected —
— 46% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
Trump: "START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!!"
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Riots and chaos, police fight each other in China
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17 year old athlete in the US dies from COVID
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UK's prime minister infected with coronavirus
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17 year old in the US dies after being denied treatment
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>RESEARCH
Rapidly mutating
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Virus spreads through pipes
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Bodies must be cremated
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17 year old dies from infection, no previous conditions
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Virus travels 4.5 meters, stays in air 30 minutes
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>REMINDER
China factories waste electricity to fake productivity
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21 million fewer cellphone users in China
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China treating patients with "traditional Chinese medicine"
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Infected in Sudan only discovered post-mortem
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China admits local officials were hiding new numbers
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
21:27: 72 new cases in the United Arab Emirates.
18:40: 3,809 new cases and 299 new deaths in France.
18:02: 1,949 new cases and 27 new deaths in New Jersey, United States.
17:05: 5,959 new cases and 919 new deaths in Italy.
15:30: 5,658 new cases and 50 new deaths in New York state, United States.
13:00: 1,172 new cases and 112 new deaths in the Netherlands.
13:00: 1,049 new cases and 69 new deaths in Belgium.

>MORE
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dailynk.com/english/sources-almost-200-soldiers-have-died-covid-19/
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NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY STOCK MARKET CRASHERINOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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600K soon... what the heck

Murica

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based and bobopilled

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OH NO GUYS!!! THE CRYPTO MARKET!!!
IT'S CRAASSHHIIIIIINNNNGGGG!!!!
OOOHHHHH NNOOOOOOOO
oh
wait

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If doubles, India is spared

GENERAL MOTORS!!!!!!!! Make some fucking ventilators NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

post your thread chill theme
youtube.com/watch?v=2Wud6inCZgQ

That youtube video froze like an hour ago

PRAISE CORONA-CHAN

Just the beginning.

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>Died: 26,977
>#2628

>ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
>ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
>ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
>ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
>ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD
ONE NEW THREAD = 10 MORE DEAD

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
THIS WHAT YOU GET FOR EATING DOGS CATS AND BATS
FUCK CHINKS.

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I'm following this since the beginning of February
I wished coronachan to grow
I hoped for economic impact

BUT THIS IS TOO MUCH ITS DESTROYING EVERYTHING
WE HAD OUR HAPPENING NOW
I WANT IT NORMAL AGAIN

IM SITTING IN MY ROOM ALL DAY DOING NOTHING BUT READING NEWS WTF I WANT A GF

CANCEL THE HAPPENING PLEASE
CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL CANCEL

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>MUH STONKS
Fucking hell you'd think this dumb motherfucker would offer at least some condolences to the 1.5k americans that have died

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Why yes i wanna fuck a Mexican feminist epidemiologist, how could you tell?

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>expecting any empathy from a mega jew

CoronaChan archivist here.
I think I've finished collecting today's new stuff, but feel free to send me anything you think is new.
If you want something post one and I'll get you one.
let me know what it is you want or leave it open ended.
I have a tremendous amount of images so i'm sure to have something that you'll like.

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It looks like a zombie apocalypse. I wonder if Murrica or Brazil will fall into riots first.

stream
>stream
stream

youtube.com/watch?v=ESRi5j8PceY

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OH NOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT THE HECKIN
STOCK MARKETERINOS!!!

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>brother coming home from Dublin tommrow
>probably has the virus
Special cunt I hate him so much. He just went just to see his feminist girlfriend.

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Have you considered: e-pussy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA NEW YORK IS GETTING QUARANTINED

Meanwhile...

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WHITE BLOOD CELLS EVERYWHERE ARE BEING BAMBOOZLED

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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>I cant leave my state anymore

O-okay what about easter

>chink aids is raging across north korea
>chink aids is raging across north korea
>chink aids is raging across north korea

>chink aids is raging across north korea >chink aids is raging across north korea >chink aids is raging across north korea >chink aids is raging across north korea

>chink aids is raging across north korea
>chink aids is raging across north korea

hundreds of NK soldiers dead

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>46% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10

WE

ARE

FUCKED

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I still remember thread #1000, when there were more threads than deaths... good times, good times.

Exponential curves level off don't they? Isn't that what happens?

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can you niggers stop shilling this fucking flu? its just a big nothingburger, nothing will happen

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

NICE BAILOUT TRUMPTARDS

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Wtf is usa doing. do they want more corona, because thats how you get more corona.

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>I was only 80 years old
>I loved the CCP so much, I had all the red books and foxcoins
>I pray to Xi every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
>"It's just the flu" I say; "Trust the government"
>A foreigner hears me and calls me a shill
>I know he was just jeaslous of my loyalty to the CCP
>I call him a 鬼佬
>He says "mama mia" and coughs
>I'm dying now and my lungs hurt
>I lay in bed and the roof is leaking
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's Xi
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "Back to work Zhang"
>He grabs me with his powerful hazmat goons and puts me onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I turn my machines off
>He takes off my mask
>It hurts so much but I do it for the party
>I can feel my lungs tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against the cough
>I want to please Xi
>He grabs a mighty bat as he fills my bowl with soup
>The 鬼佬 walks in
>Xi looks him straight in the eyes and says "Italy apologize"
>Xi leaves through the makeshift hospital gate
>It's just the flu.Trust the government.

nydailynews.com/coronavirus/ny-coronavirus-italian-doctor-gloves-dies-20200320-uyv7gdlxp5fehiyuqkim77qymm-story.html

Anyone have the Boris webm?

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sauce

sorry lad

watch out for the virus-laden gaseous plumes.

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Hahahaha you glorious fuckers memed the Hot Toddy into killing 300 Iranians! Iranians BTFO by fucking up whiskey and honey

archive.is/vUzXR

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When?

They've given up

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holy shit thats fucking scary living beside murica

Search sigmoid curve

>We dont need the ventilors Sean, we are fine.
>I am federalizing GM to produce ventilators, they need to go fast!!!
Why does he do this?

Spamming these generals won't change the fact, Coronavirus is a nothing burger hoax

You don't understand the Stonks must be protected and be taken care off regardless of how many goyim die. Now go back to work and die for wall street.

You posted this yesterday, nobody cares.

to the aussie in the last thread complaining about lack of masks

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Corona-chan's virus-laden gaseous plumes >w

They actually cancelled the airline bailouts today lmao

Guys my lung capacity feels lower than usual.
Am I fucked?

lmao

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 100,972 (1,557) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,285 (4,940) Germany 50,871 (342) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,657 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,633 (53) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,755 (19) Brazil 3,417 (92) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,069 (105) Israel 3,035 (12) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Ireland 2,121 (22) Denmark 2,046 (52) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Japan 1,468 (49) Poland 1,389 (16) Pakistan 1,331 (10) Romania 1,292 (26) South Africa 1,170 (1) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (4) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 887 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Peru 635 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,537 (+262) Italy +5,909 (+919) Spain +6,499 (+575) Germany +6,933 (+75) France +3,809 (+299) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +1,117 (+39) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +748 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Turkey +2,069 (+17) Canada +590 (+14) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +383 (+5) Brazil +432 (+15) Sweden +229 (+28) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Ireland +302 (+3) Denmark +169 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Japan +81 (+2) Pakistan +130 (+1) Romania +263 (+3) South Africa +243 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Russia +196 (+1) Greece +74 (+1) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Egypt +41 (+6) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+2) Lithuania +59 (+1) Morocco +70 (+12) Jordan +23 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +41 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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EASTER IS CANCELLED LMAO

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Lockdown starts at midnight, no family visit allowed.
Report him and have him intercepted at a roadblock.
Failing that make him sleep in a fucking tent.

Quarantine yourself

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Watching Osmosis Jones

FOLLOW THE LOGIC:

Who benefits most if the Trump economy is wrecked?

Democrats.

Who wants most to keep America closed indefinitely?

Democrats.

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>boris is great, he's gonna be great
>we're gonna make ventilators but we won't need them all hopefully
>we can help italy.. we can help UK, boris is gonna need one

kek based trump

Sydney cameras doing weird shit
anons were saying this weekend it lockdown of the city
the bridge is inline with air flow, flags should be inline with bridge!
multiple live cam websites down, cameras giving different footage AHHH
multiple cams DOWN for maintenance?
balticlivecam.com/cameras/australia/sydney/sydney-harbour/
earthtv.com/en/webcam/sydney-opera-house
sydney-webcam.com/index.php?nav=cam3
webcam online but fake?
webcamsydney.com/

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Maybe so but I'm shitting myself.

>USA runs its course
>Mexico starts getting hit hard
>Ten million spics flood the border and demand free healthcare
>crying children pics abound

so fucking excited that nothing will change from this

This will not get better. Too many fuckatrds treated this virus like a joke. Or like a boomer killer, whatever stupid shit they came up with. Yeah, I have the bad feeling that this just just the beginning and the shitty chain of events is just starting.

More threads than dead.
What a nothing burger.

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You live in Russia, so yes.

Well when there is no one left to infect/kill, yeah. Anything of 0 is still 0

Keep in mind that some of this shit could be mental

Welcome back, soldier

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The second wave needs to hit them hard, so they can't fake the numbers.

Motherfucker jews always do the same. They always say "is not enough to avoid workforce cuts" then they get more money and then cut the jobs anyway and nobody does shit to them.

Did any of you fags get it?

Well fug
Would put halfbreed baby into

what if the 70% inaccurate chink tests are laced with the REAL bioweapon
pic related

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ive been coofing for days now, still no fever

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.29%) France (-4.84%) United Kingdom (-5.76%) Italy (-4.53%) Switzerland (-3.51%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.35%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.73%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.68%) Japan (+0.93%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.29%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.43%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-27%) Beijing (0%) Wuhan (0%) New Delhi (0%) Dubai (-5%) Moscow (-3%) Rome (-13%) Milan (-11%) Berlin (-11%) Munich (-9%) Brussels (-11%) Paris (-15%) Madrid (-10%) Barcelona (-15%) London (-21%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-78%) Buenos Aires (-36%) New York (-67%) Washington (-46%) Miami (-49%) Toronto (-52%) Chicago (-25%) Houston (-43%) Mexico City (-71%) Los Angeles (-47%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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600k tonight boys, how is everyone celebrating?

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>FOLLOW THE LOGIC:
Trump has over reacted this entire time to his precious stock market. Could have just come out and done all this at the start and it would be over. He is clearly overwhelmed and not sure what to do.

Ah yes. Chinese masks. Top notch quality. Just like their 650.000 test kits Spain bought and couldnt use :^)

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based Austrian sausage

all this "it's gonna end before easter/summer" reminds me of the "over by christmas" thing from WW1

>tfw chink numbers no longer distort the trend

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>627 infected
>17 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause a pandemic.

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Talk about me, who have running noses, who coughs and who sneezes since ever

Underrated

They are under more of a microscope nope, they will not be able to.

This Virus is laughing at us all, it's having its way with us and not slowing down

three 3s confirm

Who are you going to war with now? Iraq? Venezuela?

America on March 15: 3,500 cases
America on March 27: 100,000 cases

Buckle up, it's coming

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dailynk.com/english/sources-almost-200-soldiers-have-died-covid-19/

Tested Positive / Tested Total by country
-South Korea: 9.332 / 352.410 (2.6%)
-Germany: 50.871 / X (

The curve will start to flatten at 100M cases

drink more vodka, fren
you'll be ok

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what did drumpf say?

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100k in USA alone! Since when?

It's too late to get off the ride user, learn to embrace and accept whatever happens, ultimately we have little control

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Go hug a chinamen if you are so confident cunt

No... :'(

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The absolute state of Jew York hospitals.

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MAP UPDATE
MAP UPDATE

>Being this schizo

I did get a slight sore throat today but that is maybe because i slept all night with my air conditioner at 18°C

Though, i've been following this happening like crazy and i barely have gone out in a state with no cases, it's more likely that my head is playing tricks on me

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Just a flu, back to work on Monday, be like the North Koreans.

TRUMP DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WASHINGTON LMAO

we are currently converting one of Europe's largest exhibition centers into a hospital (2.5km^2) just to treat the expected cases in Birmingham
this will probably have to happen for every city in the UK/World
shit is about to get real

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God Trump is such a fucking drooling retard, he sounds mentally retarded

CORONA BEAT TUBERCOLOSIS
>3100 DEAD

ITS HAPPENING

This crisis is a big challenge for many of us who are unable to LARP.

LOOKNER MELTDOWN AFTER SPEECH

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>trump admitting mike pence is a better president than him

republicans please.

please.

I wonder what that retarded Hungarian that started this is thinking now, with almost every western country in a lockdown.

UUUU

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Post the mega link, fagget

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Reeeeeeeee fuckers stay at home, call doctors. Don't you dare stepping out of your hut

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nigger

rip kots

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is it real?

Since god gave his blessings to corona-chan.

Post more corona chan!

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I’m having a hard time finding any info on this, anyone else here got anything?

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The US is a shithole like italy

omg when this exponential curve is correct in 1 year there will be 100 billion people infected :o

Jew

Correction: no one gives a shit about Washington. Seattle's a cesspool of liberals and chinks. Let them burn.

>My state's overall plan to face Corona-chan: "STAY ON THAT SIDE OF THE GODDAMN RIVER, YOU BEANER"
elsiglodedurango.com.mx/noticia/1215667

Me too breh, sore thread and feel a bit like coughing.

murica numba 1!
moooooooore veeeeeeentilaaaaaaaators

why are our number of tested unknown

thanks for making me realize that there's more dead only today than threads

WHY SPAIN AND ITALY ARE STILL CRASHING AND BURNING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

India superpower 2020

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Wait for the picture of 600k corona...

I was expecting 600k cases today. Disappointed again.

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Because the RKI deleted them from their website.

Ganbare Corona-chan!

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Since Drumpf said it's just a flu bro

CHYNA

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Threadly reminder: FUCK CHINKS.
The only acceptable outcome from this is the end of the Han people.

Holy shit Trump sounds like a fucking retard

3112 deaths. Jesus. Coronavirus is now the deadliest disease by daily deaths.

>cant leave your state
wait what

Mark Blum done died!

why

A sad day indeed when a nigger can put together a more coherent sentence together than the sitting president.

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mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ!GPJnEYZb
bit out of date since it doesn't contain material from the last 4-5 days
I'll try to make sure I only post newer stuff

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Just

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Saved.

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ask them

>► Died 27,177 (+3104)

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you didn't even read it, moron

do you know where I can find that music video with corona-chan?

what did we do to deserve it?

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He just announced all of the hotspots have checkpoints on the highways out of the state where they will be sent back.

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Brazil is gonna to be fucking destroyed
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WE CAN'T ESCAPE BECAUSE EVERY COUNTRY IS CLOSED

It's a long hard road out of hell

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So are Taiwan and Hong Kong basically the only places in China that report new cases now or something?

Hey, our healthcare in the North is probably much better than the US.

H A P P E N I N G
C A N ' T
B E
C A N C E L E D
! ! ! ! ! !

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YAAAAAS QUEEN SLAY

is tuberculosis even trying?

Back to the cage, wagie.

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1hr30 left until 0gmt fool

fuck off im coofing on everyone I see /cvg/ is accelerationist

where did you find this

We lost to commies in 1917.

>DRUMPF TUPID HEAD!!!!

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Watch his donation numbers during the rant, then you will understand Lookner. As any jew, his "agenda" is personal wealth.

This

Integrated China into the modern world.

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Can Drumpf stop saying "murica numba one!" for just one second? It's getting cringey.

All I got were references to short stories written by Chambers. Don't know the guy, but I read he inspired Lovecraft.

The (((Aussie))) died from corona-Chan F

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Yeah every nation is doing the same. Here they have set up several buildings for mild cases so those bad cases are treated only in hospitals.

Still the estimations is that 250k people here will get it, the peak is expected in mid May and this are the "best case scenario numbers", we are completely doomed.

You mean Los Angeles?

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but almost every state is going to be a hotspot

The end is here my friend.
maybe some dreams will never goona become true

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Does trump know what he's doing?

What features would this virus need to have to make it more perfect?

THE QUEEN IS POZZED
>THE QUEEN IS POZZED
THE QUEEN IS POZZED
>THE QUEEN IS POZZED
THE QUEEN IS POZZED
>THE QUEEN IS POZZED
THE QUEEN IS POZZED
>THE QUEEN IS POZZED
THE QUEEN IS POZZED
>THE QUEEN IS POZZED

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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hola cariño, disfruta las galletas que papá y yo te enviamos

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IT'S STILL TODAY

GREENWICH
MEAN
TIME

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Your president basically said that your people are so filthy that the virus won't do anything. It just a matter of getting tested. And Bolsonaro is so much in denial that he won't do shit until he get sick

No idea, I got it in the middle of february

MIGApedes are fucking retarded

What was up with the young people that died from it, did they have co morbidities?

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Yeah, this is the most profitable thing happened to Crookner.

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IT'S ALL NIGGERS!

Yes and? I never said I did.

Balance of yesterday!

Yesterday, in Europe, there were 34.534 new confirmed corona infections.
Pushing the total to 282.550 confirmed corona infections in Europe.

Two weeks ago, on the 13th of March, we had a total of 38.335 confirmed corona infections across all of Europe.
>We had 38.335 in total
Yesterday, we had 34.534 confirmed new infections in only one day.

The countries that most contributed to yesterday's grand total were:

>Spain, 8.271
Germany, 6.615
>Italy, 6.153

France, 3.922
>United Kingdom, 2.129
Belgium, 1.289
>The Netherlands, 1.019

Switzerland, 856
>Austria, 838
Portugal, 549
>Czech Republic, 428
Denmark, 304
>Sweden, 296
Ireland, 255
>Russia, 182
Poland, 170
>Greece, 149
Estonia, 134
>Romania, 123
Luxembourg, 120

>Finland, 88
Serbia, 81
>Iceland, 65
Ukraine, 43
>Croatia, 39
Lithuania, 35
>Hungary, 35
Slovenia, 34

>Bosnia, 17
Montenegro, 15
>Georgia, 2

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This is a comfiest happening yet, and its only getting more exciting as time goes by.

I'll never forgive orange man for creating this virus

I'll shot you, nigga. Don't come any closer!

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HOLY FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

We have more DAILY dead than threads.