Having a regular cold when this shit is going on sucks. Everyone thinks you're a walking death machine.
Jeremiah Turner
What happened to Tim?
Logan Nelson
That’s pretty much most places as high streets have died.
Samuel Russell
I and the wifey are currently debating baby names. I'm thinking Arthur, Henry, or Bartholomew for boys. For girls, Elizabeth, Victoria, or Ruth. She is telling me that Victoria is a name for prossies these days.
>Ladbroke's >British Heart Foundation >Cancer Research >Phone shop >Greggs >William Hill >Pound Bakery >Oxfam >Another phone shop >Iceland >Another Ladbroke's >Empty BHS >Another phone shop Thank you for joining me on this tour of Blackpool town cntere
Dylan Gonzalez
Boy - Dean, Jack or Steve Girl - Kirsty, Claire or Donna
Mason Mitchell
boredom increasing by 4%. curtain twitching growing at an exponential rate, up 300% since wednesday.
do you get paid to post this? or do you think it's important?
Jaxon Baker
She was always royalty, descended from kangs and kwaans
Camden Brown
Not forgetting e-cigarrette shops
Jose Martinez
antibiotic resistant pneumonic plague would have the same symptoms as corona, rats would facilitate the spread also, and ive seen research papers on using rat traps with the metal smell masked by horse manure because rats are clever fuckers and can smell the traps and stay away from them, that would also explain the chinese spraying pesticide against fleas if this isnt a corona strain at all and is infact plague thats spread person to person by coughing and by rat fleas, and many animals.
ive also heard from people a lot of councils have been doing drain cleaning reccently, even at night in the cities, so you've got my conspiracy mind going, yersinia pestis is hard to culture because many common bacteria out compete it in standard growth medium, you have to do a really selective special growth medium so unless you are kind of looking for it, you might overlook it.
Colton Green
Wow looks a lot like the guys i did my service with, trekking mountains, climbing icefalls, fire assaults constantly :D
Eating nothing for a few days, no energy, 30 below zero. shaking from the cold.
Falling in a mountain creek -2C water could not almost move, pain in almost all of my body.
Crawling up on the shore lying down for 20 minutes or so completely paralyzed from the cold, screaming in pain.
Yeah we had some good times :D
Jace Walker
Not any more, Harry had to renounce when the Queen caught her swinging from the chandeliers.
>Follow loads or right leaning people on my twitter
>Get notified my normie friend followed someone
Do all my friends get notified about who i follow
Adrian Morales
When I was in my early teens my mother was depressed a lot of the time, several years after her divorce,earning close to minimum wage, in her early 50s. She would listen to the song Out of Reach by Gabrielle on the CD player in the kitchen while ironing. I would walk downstairs after having a lie-in on Saturday or Sunday morning and find her in the kitchen crying in her dressing gown. Sometimes she would take things out on me and rush to her car saying she didn't know if she was coming back and I would run after her and we would drive around in silence on rainy evenings before calling in for a McDonalds or something and going home. We used to listen to Lighthouse Family on a CD and also on a tape I think in the car; their songs always remind me of my mum when I was growing up. She would sing along to the music sometimes and I really liked that. Sometimes she would be in a good mood and would try to make me laugh and I would laugh. We pushed the settee closer to the television and the gas fire and watched Armageddon on the television and we were both upset by the movie. She would drive me to football every weekend and once, when my team went on a tour, she played in the opposite team when it was a kids vs dads game. I love my mum.
Jackson Ross
N-NOOOOOOOOO!! THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO KILL US ALL!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE PERMANENT DAMAGE FROM THIS!! THIS WAS ALL SUPPOSED TO GIVE MY EMPTY WORTHLESS LIFE MEANING!!
>Wow looks a lot like the guys i did my service with, trekking mountains, climbing icefalls, fire assaults constantly :D >Eating nothing for a few days, no energy, 30 below zero. shaking from the cold. >Falling in a mountain creek -2C water could not almost move, pain in almost all of my body. >Crawling up on the shore lying down for 20 minutes or so completely paralyzed from the cold, screaming in pain. Noncing young 'uns in the evenings.
Jayden Walker
> Sorry, no democratic and liberal freedoms refunds :^)
Mason Cook
>not having separate twitters for irl people and right wing shit posting
Brandon Garcia
>She
Carter Fisher
>The sewer cleaning is because people are using newspapers and baby wipes to clean there arse because of the tp shortage lol not quite come to terms with this but i have about 2 days worth of food and supermarkets in town are breadlines. mildly worried.
Lucas Bailey
Was half expecting this to end in either Fresh Prince of Bel Air or raunchy incest. Disappointing.
Nolan Walker
I just want more time off work m8, stop attributing shit takes to me
Dylan Nguyen
Kek.
Charles Perez
Shit. Meant for
Colton Allen
Bet you're mad Magaluf and Ibiza have been cancelled this year because of Corona
We are both considering Sigrid for a girl. But I'm not sure how that would work in the UK.
Hudson Allen
>freckles >flat arse disgustiong
Camden Ortiz
the doom is the global state debt that will now need to be paid off to cover this boomerbailout. fucked at 18 in 2008, fucked again at 31 for this depression. not happy.
Landon Watson
Thank god. I was puzzling hard lad.
Ryder Taylor
lads how long will this 'lockdown' go on for? im pretty sick of it already and its only been 5 days. can't imagine joe public will tolerate this much longer
Samuel Lee
Eddie looks like he's in the north africa campaign here
Evan Young
2 weeks
Joseph Rodriguez
> lol looks like a sherman commander
Julian Evans
freya? good vikang larp name and sounds nice
Sebastian White
>he doesn't want to call his son Deano, Jacko or Ste
Black brets was the panzer forces, we had medium blue berets with a sword and a wing.
Robert Rodriguez
"several months, possibly 12 or more" was the line out of the state the other day...
Jackson Taylor
months
Christopher Foster
He wishes.
The only campaign he served in is the noncing campaign
Jace Taylor
but really you should just name your kids after your parents or grandparents
Joshua Cook
the virus is never going away and the lockdowns aren't even slowing it down. it's airborne and waterborne.
David Turner
>The global economy will be destroyed just to keep some boomers and diabetic spastics alive for a few more years, most of whom will die before any economic recovery anyway, rendering the whole thing fucking pointless Life truly is a sitcom.
Sorry mate, bit drunk right now so am partial to the odd brain fart.
Luke Scott
3 weeks until they review it, but expect an extension.
Zachary Miller
Why do guys do this with their facial hair? Why would they think it could possible look worse to shave? I just don't understand.
Kevin Morgan
>The sewer cleaning is because people are using newspapers and baby wipes to clean there arse because of the tp shortage
Indeed, the likely explanation. There were reported deaths and isolation cases of pneumonic plague in china in late november too though. Just a weird synergy/co-insidence i bet, but kind of freaky to imagine this corona might be a cover for it being something worse like an incurable form of human to human plague, parts of italy has had major rat problems in the past 12 months too.
Cameron Edwards
Until review.
Carter Mitchell
Freja (as it would be spelled in her language) is one we have also talked about. I would be happy with that, personally. Albeit, I am inkling more towards Britsh names.
Jason Edwards
and jason bourne
Jordan Hall
Answer this Brit/pol, if you're so clever right then why doe ..
Benjamin Butler
I doubt it will be paid. We are heading for a hard reset. The DOW puked today on the news they're throwing another 2 trillion at it. It's a fucking shambles. US is staring down the precipice of a downgrade by the ratings agencies and the only answer they have is BRRRRRRRRRR!
Why does Brit/pol/ gossip about Eddie like women gossip about other women
Isaac Davis
>The global economy will be destroyed just to keep some boomers and diabetic spastics alive for a few more years the virus is killing everybody, including athletes and healthy teenagers. this is only going to get worse once reinfection kicks in.
Hudson Gomez
If you report your neighbors that they go for a second or (God forgive) third walk they'll lower the lockdown timeframe for you by a few days.
Jackson Rodriguez
just call her Jade or Courtney or some other chav name, none of that Nordic larp shite
