/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2626

Looks like Corona causes hemorrhagic fever symptoms too in some cases.

Corona-chan is hot and I want to fuck her but without infection eh

China flu

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Catalonia in a few minutes. I will tell you.

true if based

>USA over 100k
wew

where's trump

>11% of NYCs police is dead or on sick leave
this is the ideal time for Tyrone and Jamal to show the world their libertarian entrepreneurship.

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Moving back in with my parents soon but I don't want to look like a retard and have to explain my 200 bottles of water/50lb of nonperishable foods, where can I hide my stash?

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GO DIE FOR THE ECONOMY AMERIBURGER

source ???

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Several times throughout the day

busy coofing

Welcome back Gazza

Even if the report that the Queen has Corona is true and with her being 94, I still believe she'll make it.

Maybe I was wrong.

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coofin and trying to order a cheese burger

Bros! You need to take out loans right now. Max out credit cards, take out personal loans, stop paying your mortgage/rent and stop paying your house payment.
Take all your money and spend it on supplies. Don't wait for government aid.
If you're worried about your credit, don't, there won't be anyone to collect it when this is all said and done.
You have to get supplies NOW, exhaust your credit TODAY, get away from population centers immediately. This is just going to keep growing exponentially and hundreds of millions will die..
You have to act now or die those filthy normies and wageslaves!

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Why can't scientists put this virus in a petri dish and test different drugs or create new ones and see what kills the virus? I admit I'm ignorant but it doesn't seem that complicated to me. They all seem obsessed with creating a vaccine, why?

NO COOFING

THIS IS A NO COOFING ZONE

COOFERS WILL BE SHOT ON SIGHT

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Crisis actors

Is this legit???

ucrtv.com/royal-palace-confirms-queen-elizabeth-tests-positive-for-coronavirus/

8 days left until we hit 1 million in the US baby!

That teenage Brit girl.

High fever
Red blotchy skin
Mouth ulcers
Convulsions

No cough. Tested for Corona.

>North Carolina shutting down for a month

When are the sheeple going to stop listening to the "It's not Martial Law, bro" crowd?

You need to remember that stress and anxiety is something that you generate and something you can control. Focus on the factors that you have control over and arm yourself with that info. That knowledge will help you shoot down and destroy any thoughts that generate anxiety. Literally destroy it with facts and logic.

The rest is remembering that this site is full of people spreading misinfo and memes. The things that are real here are the reports and updates to infected, recovered, death total. The things that are fake is pretty much everything else.

Do a home workout routine, drink plenty of water, and actually play some games, draw, watch some stuff, discord with close contacts, hang out on twitch.

This is how you take back your mind from freaking out.

masked figure in yellow robes sounds like someone with a hazmat suit

after two thousand fucking threads you're still in the first 10 posts with your dumb spreadsheet every single time

either you're a elder-wizard tier autist or a particularly sophisticated bot

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shove your pathetic stash up your ass

Worse than flat earthers

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 100,514 (1,546) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,285 (4,940) Germany 50,871 (342) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,657 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,633 (53) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,717 (19) Brazil 3,417 (92) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,069 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Ireland 2,121 (22) Denmark 2,046 (52) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Poland 1,389 (16) Japan 1,387 (47) Pakistan 1,331 (10) Romania 1,292 (26) South Africa 1,170 (1) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (4) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 887 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Peru 635 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +15,079 (+251) Italy +5,909 (+919) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,499 (+575) Germany +6,933 (+75) France +3,809 (+299) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +1,117 (+39) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +748 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Turkey +2,069 (+17) Canada +590 (+14) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +345 (+5) Brazil +432 (+15) Sweden +229 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Ireland +302 (+3) Denmark +169 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Pakistan +130 (+1) Romania +263 (+3) South Africa +243 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Russia +196 (+1) Greece +74 (+1) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Egypt +41 (+6) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+2) Lithuania +59 (+1) Morocco +70 (+12) Bosnia & Herzegovina +41 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>Moving back in with my parents soon

>don't want to look like a retard

CoronaChan archivist here again
In the process of collecting the material produced in the last 24 hours.
send me new shit and I'll trade you one-to-one.
just let me know what you want.

anybody got the black haired version of this gif?

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>King in Yellow
>wearing yellow robes
>yellow

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I can't I want to survive but I live with my family and have nowhere to go, I've become numb

This. Tens of thousands are making full recoveries with nothing but cold symptoms. Here's an interview with a man who recovered: youtu.be/ERLZQkRC60Q

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Yeah I know, can you imagine accepting money to fake a tragedy?
Terrible.

Don’t be a bitch!

Less, current deaths today are at 2,846, /ourgirl/ needs 169 kills to go numba 1.

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I was told that in Spain, medical staff is under strict orders to NOT make videos of anything that happens inside the hospital because that would spreed panic. Also they are overworking their medical staff and replacing them with students.

No idea how shit is in Italy but I doubt is any different.

that's not hemorrhagic fever though.....

If Corona-Chan kills Liz, does she become the new queen of UK?

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Where did the lads last thread find out about Ireland being quarantined?

>Literally ensure the crisis
>If it doesn't happen, be thoroughly fucked
No.

Hey guys, remember those times when closing borders was a big deal? Lmao

The main problem is finding something that kills the virus without killing the host

>590424 infected
>26950 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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what kills it in a petri dish doesn't necessarily kill it in a person
and if it's not an established drug it takes a year minimum to figure out what it does with people

youtube.com/watch?v=lYIVtiMGLZ4

Boomer delivery driver spitting on amazon package

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Ventilator's cant be rushed either

we're so fucked

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