/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2624

NEGROS GETTING HEATED
>NEGROS GETTING HEATED
NEGROS GETTING HEATED
>NEGROS GETTING HEATED

CHIMPOUTS ARE COMING IN SOUTH AMERICA,NEXT THE WHOLE WORLD??

What is the best way to survive all this. Stay at home and just live of everything you've prepped for as long as possible?

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Reminder: Don't trust dead/total cases if you want death rates, look at dead/closed cases. Unless I'm just a fucking retard.

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>Corona-chan removes ukrainians from Poland
that's our girl!

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Godspeed corona chan!

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totally didn't leak out of the lab

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Based Kim

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Finland at 1041 cases pog

How late do you think Trump will be?
I've got my money on 45 minutes.

PRINT MORE VENTILATORS

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OP is a faggot, he won't post the full pic.

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>Can't even recognize that coronavirus's are not even influenza
Fucking morons

fpbp

Guys I'm unironically in L.A. — how fucked am I?

>tfw you've been prepping for a happening for years

who here /comfy/?

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The Chinese Disease
Wuflu
Kungflu
Chinkpox
Boomer Remover
Shanghai Shakes
The Red Plague
Chink AIDS
Yellow Plague

You need to remember that stress and anxiety is something that you generate and something you can control. Focus on the factors that you have control over and arm yourself with that info. That knowledge will help you shoot down and destroy any thoughts that generate anxiety. Literally destroy it with facts and logic.

The rest is remembering that this site is full of people spreading misinfo and memes. The things that are real here are the reports and updates to infected, recovered, death total. The things that are fake is pretty much everything else.

Do a home workout routine, drink plenty of water, and actually play some games, draw, watch some stuff, discord with close contacts, hang out on twitch.

This is how you take back your mind from freaking out.

yes

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Lo Mein Pain

Ded, just go and rape someone so you have regrets when you isekai.

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FUCK I MEANT VENTILATORS

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NOTHINGBURGER

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dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8161067/Amazon-delivery-man-deliberately-spits-package-vile-footage-caught-Ring-doorbell-camera.html

BROS

>600k a day after 500k

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flu man chu
the ping pong pox

>2624 THREADS FOR A COMMON COLD

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Fucking GM

A company that wouldn't exist without government support dragging their feet making ventilators because they wanted gibs

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Nowhere near as bad as the other LA.

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twitter.com/thehotboybarb/status/1240402850896846851
this fucked.

why do you hate the hohols,Jan?

Government is giving me 2000$ neetbucks for 4 months.
Very comfy :)

>one of my local hospitals whining about being low on PPE and making thinly veiled accusations that it's our fault for buying stuff in store even though panic buying has stopped here for over a week
>literally admit that they only buy stuff when they get low and don't keep a stock of anything
>no other hospital in the city is having this problem and we only have 1 corona hospitalization anyways

I have no fucking sympathy whatsoever

god I wish the guy in between her legs was me

I have the biggest face sitting fetish ever

THEY ONLY ADVERTISE JEWISH BUSINESSES. THEY DIDN'T INVENT ANYTHING. ITS RACISM.

There are currently Jewish CEOs and founders in every company in this list.

These are only the easily recognizable brands. Jews represent 1% of the population.

CTRL+F to find a business on these wiki pages if youre skeptical.
>sources
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_media
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_finance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople_in_retail

Columbia Picures
20th Century Fox
Paramount
Warner Brothers
Walt Disney
Sony (Chairmen only)
Universal
MGM
Tristar Pictures
Lionsgate
Bad Hat Harry
Motion Picture Association of America
Academy of Motion Picture arts and sciences
New Line Cinema
Miramax
Dreamworks
Hasbro Toys
Toys R Us
Mattel
AMC Theatres
Comcast, DirecTV, and Time Warner
ABC
NBC
MSNBC
FOX
CBS
CNN (HLN as well through CNN)
Spike TV
Netflix
Showtime
USA Network
TMZ
E!
HBO
Discovery (Discovery channel, Animal Planet, Science Channel)
Hanna-Barbera
AMC Networks
Home Shopping Network
Saturday Night Live
Viacom which has BET, Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, etc.
QVC
The Food Network
Costco
Macys
Staples
Home Depot
Sears
Family Dollar
Marshalls
Golds Gym
Nu Image
Zumba
Nutrisystem
Slimfast
Hyatt Hotels
Zales
Yellow Cab Company
Revlon

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Odds of dying, actual odds of dying for a young adult, teenager?
it looks bad
Is it an extinction level event?

>tfw brazil hasn't even initiated corona v2 after the bats bring it back with another wave

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Arrow in the streets
Nuke in the sheets.

This made me laugh. Good one.

HOLY FUCK TOILET PAPER

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Creators of OxyContin Purdue Pharma
Rodan + Fields (Proactiv)
Burts Bees
Q-tips (Hold patent)
Victorias Secret
Bath & Body works
Medical Tribune and chairman of Medical Press, Inc.
Urban Decay makeup
Founded NYSE Stock exchange (formerly called American stock exchange)
JPMorgan
Chase Bank
Goldman Sachs
City National bank
XPO Logistics
Ben and Jerrys ice cream
Baskin Robbins
Häagen-Dazs
Snapple
Pabst beer
FIJI water
POM
Monster Energy Drinks
Rockstar Energy Drinks
Starbucks
Mr Coffee
Dunkin Donuts
Chiquita
Mcdonalds (Canada & Russia and meat supplier)
Burger King (Restaurant Brands International)
Tim Hortons (Restaurant Brands International)
Popeyes (Restaurant Brands International)
Tommy Hillfiger
Mens Wearhouse
Calvin Klein
IZOD
GAP
DKNY
GUESS
Levi Strauss
Ralph Lauren
Spanx underwear
American Apparel
Ecko Unlimited Footwear
Reebok
Timberlands
Porsche GmbH
RCA Records
Sony Music
Ariana grande and Justin Biebers managers
Warner Music Group
300-Entertainment
Def Jam
Columbia Records
RIAA Certification board (Decides whats defined as platinum, gold, diamond etc. in record sales)
Atlantic Records
Universal Music Publishing Group
Ruthless Records
Manager of Rolling stones
Republic Records
MCA
Warner Bro studios
CBS Records
Marvel
DC Comics
Pulitzer Prize (invented)
MAD!
New York Times

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Hey bros the white race is dying

based digits, fuck the world.

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Why were the Chinese spraying steam everywhere?:
youtu.be/b03VYptGSHo

More corona tinfoil and predictions:
youtu.be/RjLQu61pyEQ
youtu.be/IqdYSzgVwWY
youtu.be/nkIVbF9BnNY
youtu.be/npOFpuyN-Ao
youtu.be/R2-KZN90dAI

he should be shot

Time
Wall street Journal
Mens Fitness
National Enquirer
US Weekly
Globe
Vox
Complex
Verge
Rolling stone
Hudson Reporter
TED Talks
H&R Block
Audible
Facebook
Zynga Games (FarmVille, MafiaWars, Etc.)
Google
DuckDuckGo
Snapchat
Instagram
Vine
Complex
Groupon
23andme
Family Tree DNA
Hotels.com
match.com
Tinder
Getty images
Shutterstock
WhatsApp
Craigslist
eBay
YouTube
Lyft
Yelp
Reddit
Answers.com
Paypal
Groupon
BitTorrent
LinkedIn
Dell and Alienware through dell
Intel
Sandisk
CISCO
Broadcom
Qualcomm
Oracle
Apple (Chairman)
Android
Atari
ZeniMax and Bethesda games
Blizzard

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Join the Yas Forums gang on Freenode - IRC
chat.freenode.net
#coronavirus
See you in there user!

Literally neck yourself Muhammad.

It blows my fucking mind that anyone actually believes this was an entirely natural event.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 100,390 (1,543) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 50,871 (342) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,657 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,610 (53) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,717 (19) Brazil 3,417 (92) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Ireland 2,121 (22) Denmark 2,046 (52) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Poland 1,389 (16) Japan 1,387 (47) Pakistan 1,331 (10) Romania 1,292 (26) South Africa 1,170 (1) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (4) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 887 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Peru 635 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +14,955 (+248) Italy +5,909 (+919) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+569) Germany +6,933 (+75) France +3,809 (+299) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +1,117 (+39) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +748 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Turkey +2,069 (+17) Canada +567 (+14) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +345 (+5) Brazil +432 (+15) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Ireland +302 (+3) Denmark +169 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Pakistan +130 (+1) Romania +263 (+3) South Africa +243 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Russia +196 (+1) Greece +74 (+1) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Egypt +41 (+6) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+2) Lithuania +59 (+1) Morocco +58 (+10) Bosnia & Herzegovina +41 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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Carnival Cruises
United Talent Agency
Citigroup
Wholesale Grocers (The largest wholesale grocery supply company in the U.S.)
Sweet N Low
Nathans Hotdogs
Hebrew National
Jacob & Co.
Pandora
Los Angeles Dodgers
Golden State Warriors
Los Angeles Clippers
Miami Heat
Tampa Bay Lightning
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Tampa Bay Rays
New York Knicks
New York jets
New York Yankees
New York Giants (49% ownership)
Indiana Pacers
Atlanta Hawks
Detroit Pistons
Carolina Panthers (David Tepper holds ownership)
San Francisco Giants (CEO)
Chicago White Sox
Boston Red Sox
Seattle Mariners
Anaheim Ducks
Manchester United
New England Patriots
Dallas Mavericks
Milwaukee Bucks
Cleveland Browns
Philadelphia 76ers

Remember, there are 2 teams that play in every sports game and that get revenue from said games.
Having only half of the teams in existence is enough to get revenue from every game thats played.

Larry Silverstein owned the world trade center

>source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

>b-but user.. i can think of plenty of businesses not on this list!
First of all, you need to stop being such a fucking retard. Wake up. Youre being controlled.

Every business thats not on this list has to pay jewish people to advertise their products because nearly every major TV channel and advertising medium in the United States is Jewish owned. Even non-jewish businesses still have to pay the jews every single time if they want to be successful. The Jews have a piece of every pie in America.

How many other businesses are owned by freemasons?

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SARS leaked in 2004; killing 1 and infecting 9 others

So, we have precedent of it happening

jannies will delete thread if he does

Isn't NOLA a tropical shithole? How come they have that many cases?

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KARL MARX IS JEWISH
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Marx

JEW MOBSTER MEYER LANSKY PAID CUBANS TO REINSTATE COMMUNIST ENDORSED LEADER WHO RUINED CUBA LEADING TO COMMUNIST REVOLUTION
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meyer_Lansky
>In 1952, Lansky offered then-President Carlos Prío Socarrás a bribe of US$250,000 to step down so Batista could return to power.

COMMUNIST PERUVIAN SHINING PATH PARTY IS ALLIED WITH SINALOA CARTEL (SCORPION) AND SUBSEQUENTLY THE JEWISH MAFIA.
"EL CHAPO" GUZMÁN (SINALOA) AND MANUEL RUBÉN GUZMÁN (SHINING PATH FOUNDER) HAVE THE SAME LAST NAMES.
MANUEL ALSO HAS THE NAME RUBEN WHICH IS OFTEN JEWISH.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinaloa_Cartel
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shining_Path

3 AUSTRO-HUNGARIAN JEW MOBSTERS AFFILIATED TO AMERICAN BLACK HANDS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugsy_Siegel
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Greenbaum
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jake_Guzik

JEW MURDER SYNDICATES
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish_Black_Hand

SPANISH BLACK HAND ANARCHO-COMMUNISTS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Spain)

THE BLACK HAND (SERBIA) IS OFTEN VIEWED AS HAVING CONTRIBUTED TO THE START OF WORLD WAR I BY PRECIPITATING THE JULY CRISIS OF 1914, WHICH EVENTUALLY LED TO AUSTRIA-HUNGARY'S INVASION OF THE KINGDOM OF SERBIA.[6]
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hand_(Serbia)

8 OUT OF 10 GERMAN COMMUNIST REVOLUTIONARY LEADERS AFTER WWI WERE JEWISH.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918–1919

FENTANYL IS NOTED AS BEING OF MOSTLY CHINESE ORIGIN. PURDUE PHARMA IS RUN BY A JEW NAMED MORTIMER SACKLER, AND HIS BROTHER CONTROLS THE MEDICAL TRIBUNE.
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

SACKLER AMASSED LARGEST CHINESE ART COLLECTION IN WORLD
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_M._Sackler

"ISRAELI CRIME ELEMENTS APPEAR TO BE IN CONTROL" OF U.S. ECSTASY TRADE
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_mafia

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>red ID
>666
Ok satan

Protip: you're gonna die coughing pools of your own blood

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RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH DRUGS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Israeli_mafia
>In a statement before Congress in 2000, officials with the U.S. Customs Service noted that "Israeli organized-crime elements appear to be in control" of the multibillion-dollar U.S. ecstasy trade

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH DRUGS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Purdue_Pharma
>Purdue Pharma L.P. is a privately held pharmaceutical company owned principally by descendants of Mortimer and Raymond Sackler.[1][2] In 2007, it paid out one of the largest fines ever levied against a pharmaceutical firm for mislabeling its product OxyContin

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH WEAPONS
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uzi

RAP ADVERTISES JEWISH CLOTHING AND SHOES
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Timberland_Company
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Calvin_Klein
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ralph_Lauren

All of the following rappers and more are signed to record labels with Jewish owners or CEOs:

50 Cent, Drake, Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Post Malone, The Weeknd, Nav,
Justin Bieber, Logic, Nas, 2 Chainz, Desiigner, Kanye West, Big Sean,
Lil Uzi Vert, Cardi B, Meek Mill, Jay z, Kevin Gates, Kodak Black, Gucci Mane,
Snoop Dogg, Rick Ross, B.I.G., Young Thug, Ty Dolla $ign, Bhad Bhabie

RIAA Certification board is also jewish owned. (Decides whats defined as platinum, gold, diamond etc. in record sales)

MONSTERS INC (SPIELBERG) AND TUPACS RECORD LABEL ARE BASED ON A JEWISH MURDER RACKET
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Murder,_Inc.

>source
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Jewish_American_businesspeople

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That's what I said, except my Walmart only had Scott. Charmin is the good stuff.

Fresh chart

twitter.com/jburnmurdoch/status/1243637539350679554

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$1400 USD faggot AKA nothing considering canadian soup prices

Not yet. Brazil mutation might turn out interesting.
Keep watching.

ugly man face, trannies will love it

The movies, media, internet, and music are key to understanding the Jewish rackets.
They dictate everything the populous sees, how they see it, and as a result what the populous desires.

They show sluts and cheating women as powerful and "liberated".
They show and glorify drugs to increase both legal and illegal drug sales, they show skinny women who wear makeup to promote sales of slimfast, nutrisystem, victorias secret, calvin klein, gym memberships, makeup, revlon products, beauty products such as proactiv etc which are all jewish owned.

They use their mediums to promote solely other Jewish businesses into extreme popularity ex: Facebook & Zynga games. Why is FarmVille the single most popular game on Facebook to begin with when there are tons of other games that exist exactly like it? At what point did Facebook even become more popular than myspace? The key is that its Jewish owned.

They corner markets and provide competition as well so that everywhere you turn you are purchasing a Jewish product. Google's alternative -> DuckDuckGo. Facebooks main alternatives -> Instagram -> Snapchat -> Vine -> Reddit -> WhatsApp. eBays main alternative -> CraigsList. Apples alternative -> Android (Why not microsoft or ASUS?). Rockstar Energy main alternative -> Monster energy -> Starbucks -> Dunkin Donuts. Shutterstock -> GettyImages. Tinder -> Match.com. Marvel -> DC comics. If you support virtually any sports team in New York city you are funding a jew. There are countless examples. The Jews are all taught from birth to value other jews as more important than non-jews. You may think they desire equality, but they consider you subhuman. Your businesses would never succeed in the world if youre not JEWISH. The "brand battles" between brands that you all participate in are literally a Jewish advertising scheme.

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ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

Literally fuck jannies

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yurobros i need a second full face mask and the Dräger X-plore 6300 isnt available anymore on amazon.de
Whats a good alternativ with Rd40?

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take your meds

abc14news.com/2020/03/24/21-million-chinese-cellphone-users-disappear-in-three-months/
Do you consider it realistic that only a few thousand people died of this in China?

We need an edit

What would you buy if someone just happened to give you 5k€ now?
Asking for a friendo

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>ITS JUST A FLU/COLD/NOTHINGBURGER BRO

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i coomed 9 times today please stop it
i cant
no

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I haven't yet seen any positive proof that this virus nonsense is anything more than the 'election year plague'
>you're gonna die coughing pools of your own blood
Source: dude trust me

just ordered $100 worth of mcdonalds and half of my items are missing or done wrong :(

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>Forcing private companies to abide the states quotas and production targets.
Yes, that's not communist at all.

100% fucking based

I don't really have much against them in particular, but over a million migrants in a 35 million country is too much. The other problem is that they're bringing their own internal conflicts to us, most of crimes committed on the hohols were by their compatriots. And since my neighbor's a cop I know that their criminals are usually more brutal and dangerous for the police than the locals.

Are you concerned burgers?

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not retarded, but the data isn't reliable. The ratio of dead to recovered keeps changing and varies by country. Because it takes different amounts of time for people to die or recover. I also suspect a lot of recovered people aren't being counted in the statistics because they don't have the tests to prove they are recovered.

Keep in mind SARS was estimated to have a "2% death rate" at the time. Which was later revised to 11%. Also many survivors were pretty fucked up even though they "recovered", and might not have survived a second round.

On the other hand only like 1% of passengers on the diamond princess actually died (albeit with medical care and ventillators.)

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.22%) Germany (-5.21%) France (-4.57%) United Kingdom (-5.67%) Italy (-4.41%) Switzerland (-3.50%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.30%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.64%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.80%) Japan (+0.95%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.34%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.41%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-5%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-27%) Dubai (-21%) Moscow (+9%) Rome (-28%) Milan (-20%) Berlin (-8%) Munich (-4%) Brussels (-8%) Paris (-21%) Madrid (-16%) Barcelona (-8%) London (-20%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-71%) Buenos Aires (-36%) New York (-67%) Washington (-45%) Miami (-42%) Toronto (-42%) Chicago (-25%) Houston (-35%) Mexico City (-62%) Los Angeles (-33%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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According to China/WHO

1 in 500 for 20-40

>more people dying per day than threads
commies btfo
trannies btfo
jannies btfo
nothingburgerqueers btfo

OK then, guess we just have to sit back for now, but what about the other question, young lad no issues, people have died like that, are the news survivorship (in this case not) bias?

yes.

MORIR ES VIVIR

MORIS ES VIVIR

Food, water, weapons and accessories, lad. Stay strong, brother. I only have 100 quid on my amazon.

FUCKING ROOKIE

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if I lived in the US, a gun and food/healthcare supplies
otherwise just food/healthcare supplies

this will be trumps face when Easter comes.......

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why are they leaving?

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>Calling it the Chinese virus is racist
>In the 20th century, three influenza pandemics occurred: Spanish influenza in 1918 (17–100 million deaths), Asian influenza in 1957 (two million deaths), and Hong Kong influenza in 1968 (one million deaths)
Huh

Good VR system so you can have any world in your room
Rest on food and stuff like that

>US clearly more deaths than China

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bye bye retard

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Nah that's just standard LA.

PRINT BOTH

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MODS STICKY AND ADD USA ANTHEM
MODS STICKY AND ADD USA ANTHEM
MODS STICKY AND ADD USA ANTHEM

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R A R E

china numbers, I think they have failed enough

Kek

rip market

nice

The numbers are all wrong.

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>bolsonaro will doom everyone to think the right is bad!
...by being right-wing

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That corona-chan looks like a man.

This is getting out of hand

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based turk

he might get attempted murder or terrorism charges

There is no definitive proof. Young may die, old may survive.
Need more time and data, data that probably wont be made public any time soon.

>well man guess work fucked me over and I have it. Heading to the ICU now wish me luck
>last online 3 days ago

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What happen? IN BR or here?

>have a lot of prep
>rigorously counting the amount of food I ate and stored
>only eating near starvation levels of food
>drink more water or force myself to sleep when stomach is growling
The autism is getting stronger bros....

>STICKY
no thanks

you think violence will escalate?

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No. It is warm but not tropical plus it is full of darkies that will steal anything not chained down

>he had to be asian
pearl harbor part 2: kamikazi Chinese infected

>Hebrew National
going to need sauce on that

Is she making it to number one today?

just for a day

i think by midnight GMT it will have be number 1 on that chart, it is currently 2871.......

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>MERS
>Ebola
>Lyme Disease
>Zika

the list of diseases named after places could go on endlessly

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Imagine 20 days ago there were only 105 deaths a day

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>the schizo meds have run out

why cant weebs draw vaginas

Did the Politburo shot Kim after he got infected?

Isn't it odd how betacoronaviruses NEVER jumped to humans before they started to research them in the early 2000s? Suddenly we had SARS, NL63, HKU1, MERS and SARS-2 in just a single decade.
Humans have killed and eaten bats everywhere since forever. Coronaviruses do jump to humans but never became transmissible between them before we started researching them.

Bros! You need to take out loans right now. Max out credit cards, take out personal loans, stop paying your mortgage/rent and stop paying your house payment.
Take all your money and spend it on supplies. Don't wait for government aid.
If you're worried about your credit, don't, there won't be anyone to collect it when this is all said and done.
You have to get supplies NOW, exhaust your credit TODAY, get away from population centers immediately. This is just going to keep growing exponentially and hundreds of millions will die..
You have to act now or die those filthy normies and wageslaves!

well fuck, we are all fucked i fear it
thanks for the small talk user

302 NEW CASES (2,121)
>3 NEW DEATHS (22)
OH GOD HELP US. IRELAND IS DOOMED

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Here, have a (You). Happy now?

I've seen worse in chink hate threads, you haven't proven anything.

My document on the virus was endorsed by Donald Trump on Twitter. Read it and learn. I spent over a couple hundred hours researching this thing and getting very little sleep so your lazy asses don't have to. Read it. Read the cited sources. Spread it.

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit?usp=sharing

onedrive.live.com/view.aspx?resid=16A92D57208258EE!4375&ithint=file,docx&authkey=!ADUCZrsWHwEJ9To

twitter.com/MichaelCoudrey/status/1236736424331730944

twitter.com/jason_kint/status/1241398909970284544

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eh true fair point
but still better a million hohols than a million sandniggers/pajeets

TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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He gon die

At some point yes — although I thought it would have happened by now. I'm in L.A. and it's oddly quiet. But perhaps just the calm before the storm

>sideways pussy
based and alienpilled

The virus is spreading exponentially. It's just a slower exponent than the ridiculous "prediction model"

Definitely not going in now. Fuck NY and Trump for not going into lockdown.

Is anyone else seriously thinking of camping in the wilderness with a hand crank radio until this shit blows over?

Folks, Corona threads are astroturf threads.

their permits only allow them to stay in Poland while working/studying, a lot of them got laid off and faced the reality that they can get deported if they can't find a job in the next month (and good luck with that) or if they get corona'd they won't have health insurance so they'd have to pay for their treatment. Also a lot of them have family back home and with the borders closing they won't be able to see them for a long time if they don't return.

actually there are legal means to get their visas extended due to the unusual situation, but our government didn't really announce it in any way so good bye

Good to have you back Gary.

Current preliminary figures are 2,871 deaths. I think it'll be another day or two before she becomes supreme champion

Holy shit we're already coming up on 600,000

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Never seen one irl
t. Weeb

1 week ago:
>FOR THE HERD UK WILL NEVER QUARANTINE
Boris gets fucked by corona-chan:
>PLEASE TRUMP WE NEED VENTILATORS

How idiotic are our leaders? Don't answer that I know but seriously.

I live in Miami, not near as bad as I thought it would be, I thought we would have 10k+ cases by now but no...

well I hope you have a gun just in case to stay safe.

I can still coom to it

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you haven't disproven anything other than your believability.
pic related your new home have fun bye

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can Corona chan mascot not have her big tiddies out so much? its making nofap harder

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I was designed by the top virologists in the Wuhan National Biosafety lab, and I've been involved in numerous infections on chingchongs, and I have over 500 confirmed kills. I am coated in a protein shell and I'm the top pandemic in the entire country of China. You are nothing to me but just another healthy person. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am infecting my secret network of chinks across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare to the cough, maggot. The cough that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be on any doorknob, anything, and I can kill you in over seven hundred coughs, and that's just with my spike glycoprotein. Not only am I highly contagious, but have a transmissible incubation period of two weeks and I will use it to its full extend to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddman idiot. I will shit mucous all inside your lungs and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

kek the anatomy on this
>sideways pussy
>the nipple placement

No cases in my county yet so that's a good sign. Planning on going full hermit the instant it happens

Exponents which must be re-factored to predict long term. the math used here is a lie in the same way the world3 model is a lie. It relies on exponentials which cannot be accurately inferred across the time domain.

pfft TB is soooo 20th century

Because of the Mardi Gras parade.

that's what happens when you vote conversatives into power

Yes. Also disinfect anything that you can touch during the day with your hands.

> it's nothingburga, goyim, go back to work for Schlomo Mannberg-Goldsteinowitz

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Starting to believe him, bros

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A flock of laying hens, a coop and run, feed, seeds and fertilizer,a pressure canner, empty jars and lids, a reflux still and sugar

On Thursday, during the daily press conference on the COVID-19 epidemic, the president of Lombardy Attilio Fontana commented on an accusation that has been addressed to the regional administration for days: that of not making enough buffers. Fontana has argued that these speculations are "shameful", claiming that the Region is "strictly" following the recommendations of the Istituto Superiore di Sanità that do not submit to the test to detect the Sars-CoV-2 virus people who do not show symptoms . What Fontana says is true only by misrepresenting the aforementioned recommendations: the ISS and the Ministry of Health say they do not swab asymptomatics, but those to which Lombardy is not testing are also many cases of patients with strongly suspicious symptoms .

The basic reason why Lombardy is failing to do all the swabs it should be is that it does not have the resources to do it and has not allocated enough so far. As Fontana himself explained, the current capacity of the Lombard laboratories is already at its maximum, of about 5 thousand per day. But following what the ministry and the ISS are asking for, tampons should be many more.

The problem is that in Lombardy, doctors and local administrators have reported for at least two weeks, the swabs made concern in large part (and many say: in only one part ) the cases so serious as to require hospitalization. However, Professor Carlo Federico Perno of the Niguarda hospital in Milan said clearly on Thursday, during a press conference alongside the commissioner Gallera: "Demanding", those who had to be hospitalized ». "Initially" actually means still today, according to the many testimonies collected and told by the Postand from other newspapers in the past two weeks by doctors, nursing home workers and local administrators. As well as many of the same applicants for analysis.

ilpost.it/2020/03/27/tamponi-lombardia-fontana-coronavirus/

Bahamanon are you from Washington state, a girl, and have a friend named Leah?

Stream is down, reason unknown.

Possibly shutdown by YouTube to avoid public panic, but that's a big reach with no information on why it stopped.

Update on my own personal condition:
>Lungs must be swollen or something it's uncomfortable to slouch or move in any way that constricts chest
>Cough worse than before

>asian virus
>sideways pussy
shit checks out

>the Growing corona-chan artist had to stop doing new pics every 50k because it was growing too fast
>now it's 100k per day
there's no getting off her wild ride

>The spokesperson confirmed the delivery man worked for a third party contractor and said he was reported.
>However, it's possible the man may already be back on the job today.

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Fucked? No.
Hard times are coming, yes.
This will strengthen man.

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Big happening=big tits

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Is Italy kill?

Nigger that's RIGHT NOW, we still have many many hours left to go. She's getting gold tonight.

Don't go. Stay home as long as you can. I have it and it fucking SUCKS.

THREE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

GM and the others aren't viable capitalist companies anymore, anyway.

>I do not understand how mcdonalds can serve two billion hamburgers every year but when I order five million at the drive thru it overwhelms the system

>default to anti-semitism as an attempt to appeal to the audience instead of refuting the core point
Yup, this is an astroturf thread.

Great now can you take back your 3 million poles? Thanks

Idk what to say mein neger but you have good eye sight

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>not pointing out that the first horseman was gifted a "corona"

Going for gold by sunday

Chest pains and /literally shaking/ but barely any coofs here

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If they really want to know why don't they do mass antibodies test, their cheap and fast.

BOLSONARO SUPPORTS OPENING FOOTBALL STADIUMS

oantagonista.com/brasil/se-o-estadio-cabe-50-mil-pessoas-vende-ingresso-para-10-diz-bolsonaro/?desk

>actually there are legal means to get their visas extended due to the unusual situation, but our government didn't really announce it in any way so good bye
Kek, that’s cheeky.

>trump bitching on twitter is "news"

FOUR NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Chink Plague

I just hold it for a while, if this result on a nothingburguer just buy stock of stablished companies like Disney or Amazon. If this is really something just the capitalism gonna end and you don't need money anymore so who cares.

1 month ago
>the number of cases will soon go down from 15 to 0
1 month later
>it's fucking over 100,000 now

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YES YES! Soon every BR will be sick and dead in 3 weeks.

I was hoping someone else would get that lol

Oy vey!

relax, everything's fine

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> oy vey, SHUT IT DOWN
antisemitism isn't real, sandnigger

it is pretty clear he supports opening everything. pls only bring useful information next time.

>I have it and it fucking SUCKS
How the fuck you are alive then?

why are neocons so retarded about pandemics?