PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - MEANWHILE IN IRAN EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

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SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Hannity 3/26/20
youtu.be/A6Jd-e1vUoA
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/26/20
c-span.org/video/?470715-1/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470715-101/ (pt2)
youtu.be/3BfdG7C0lDs
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
youtu.be/rnrjo0Sxat4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/26/20
youtu.be/D4Q6FHv-gHk
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/26/20
youtu.be/DLC_KMXPeqI
>WHTradeDir Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 3/26/20
youtu.be/0kdrvwFdjhA
>NECDir Kudlow on EWTN 3/26/20
youtu.be/1fsVXQnIpTM
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FoxNews 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145059172001
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/26/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144900259001/
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on Tucker 3/26/20
youtu.be/yj1yAQKjoWk
>NIAIDDir Fauci Corona-chan Q&A w/Stephen Curry 3/26/20
youtu.be/iuX826AGXWU
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on HowieCarrLive 3/26/20
youtu.be/nqHGtxO5BXE?t=8000
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144897832001
>Lara Trump/Trump2020PressSec McEnany @Women for Trump Rally 3/26/20
youtu.be/-xobAQv14Uo
>RNCChair McDaniel on Spicer&Co 3/26/20
youtu.be/m3kI7pFMmA4
>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
youtu.be/WjCAoPYefQ4

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iran's learning a very valuable lesson in appearing to be better than they are
>if you let your citizens die by something that isn't the disease, your disease numbers look better

V FOR VICTORY!

ALSO AWOO

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Keep america great

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Soon

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MAGA
FUCK GIBS
FUCK CHYNA
GET BACK TO WORK

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MAGA

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you think there'll be a special MAGA hat commemorating the defeat of the chinaflu?

Fuck off

MAGA

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i guess you could say Iran out of luck

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MAGA FRENS!

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This nigger wants to kill you, for money

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>Thoughts?
Nice, thank you very much friend

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The Final Chain is about to be tasted.

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Hey, don't listen to that Puerto Rico guy, he lost me a fortune!
"Buy Buy Buy"
So I did buy buy buy
By the next thread I've lost everything and sold, what a dick!!

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there's really nothing wrong with killing people for money

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literal virgin walk

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TIME CHANGE

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Okay? That's a good thing there isn't a lot of rape.

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>we live in a society

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Whats so special about that retarded cunt

Don't get my hopes up now

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Not as low as right now but pic related was the event that 1) killed Venezuela, Brazil and Angola

> Most shit countries need oil to keep afloat. I'm fucking shocked there hasn't been drastic action on oil in America.
> Should incentivize companies to stockpile American produced and prop up prices.
There is a storage problem right now, I’ll post a very interesting pic next post

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no signing ceremony?

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wut?

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Harbinger of Ecofascism

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Reminder that Bonnie Sandals, a jew, got kicked out of a commie commune for being too lazy.

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Wonder what his thoughts are about all the corporations saying thanks for the money but we're still laying off those employees?

All because congressniggers have to get their 2 cents in.

Did the Russians and Saudis stop their price war or something?

He wants to watch Greg's monologue at 5.

(You) tried

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cnn.com/2020/03/27/politics/undocumented-immigrants-coronavirus-stimulus/index.html
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE, UNDOCUMENTED WORERS WONT RECEIVE ANY ASSISTANCE!!

Sounds to me like she wants to be raped.

Bernie looking a little bit orange in that picture

GENERAL MERCHANT btfo by one signature

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this asshole

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He probably has other things to do and he didn't want it to wait even one more day.

The roastie woman now realizes how good men really are.

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Yeah!

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>Immigrants feed America
>Laurel Canyon
Checks out. Sad.

i know the pic i think you're gonna post, basically demand is about to sink to zero if all these holdups last, and the price will drop even more
these prices are killing our local industries too, it's not gonna be pretty if these shutdowns continue enough to stop most energy industries and then all of a sudden demand shoots up when the panic is over. i am glad to have nothing really in the market right now

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Until they're eating Tide Pods on a dare, it's tough to criticize too much

Eco fascism sounds so gay and feminine, pretty sure richard spencer is behind it

Why would we want to celebrate such a shitty bill? Leftists got what they wanted.

what kind of people think like this jesus christ

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MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA

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non of your business, fudge packing goblino

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He knew it was a dud and didn't want to much attention on it.

Wow. What a jerk. This will surely make democrats vote republican, right guys?

I want an overdone Boomer jacket that says "Kung Flu Fighters 2020" with a giant screaming eagle or some shit

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>@JediCounselor
wtf?

The letter was drafted by officials at the Henry Ford Health System and is addressed to “our patients, families and community.” It outlines the criteria for which patients will be eligible for care if the hospital reaches capacity and is forced to ration limited resources. “Patients who have the best chance of getting better are our first priority. Patients will be evaluated for the best plan of care and dying patients will be provided comfort care.”

The letter explains the policy in the event of a shortage of ICU beds and ventilators: “If you (or a family member) becomes ill and your medical doctor believes that you need extra care in an Intensive Care Unit (ICU) or Mechanical Ventilation (breathing machine) you will be assessed for eligibility based only on your specific condition.”

Some of the conditions that may make a person ineligible are listed as “severe heart, lung, kidney or liver failure; Terminal cancers; Severe trauma or burns.”

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Yes more bailouts for major corporations. MAGA

Imagine this time line

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>fudge packing goblino
Based as fuck and BTFO

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that's an old pic kouhai, from four years ago. the oil war is still going strong

> In an obscure corner of the American physical oil market, crude prices have turned negative -- producers are actually paying consumers to take away the black stuff.
> The first crude stream to turn upside down was Wyoming Asphalt Sour, a dense oil used mostly to produce paving bitumen. Mercuria Energy Group Ltd., a trading house, bid negative 19 cents per barrel in mid-March for the crude, effectively asking producers to pay for the luxury of getting rid of their output.

Companies are buying everything they can and storing it, there is a shortage of storage and lesser grades of oil can’t be given away for free, they have to pay people to take it.
OP is correct in that this is the “buried lede” of this world crisis, Coronachan is a mild flu, “bear market” lasted a week and a half but oil @ 20 dollars will change the world much more permanently

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You mean MIGA, shill.

Who told him before he signed it they still going to lay off workers, Trump's a simp.

I know for a fact there are places to put it and people to own it or hold it for a bit, the government could use spare capacity and stock extra while we can rush temp and long term storage. First we need to ban or make very expensive foreign oil. The shit is an attack on us.

People that want to get raped. (Women)

>do-over
>approval rating goes up again

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Why do pedos have a thing for mentally ill children

lol they'd go on til the last sandnigger on earth testified

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> i know the pic i think you're gonna post
Did you get it right? It would be impressive considering I saw it earlier today but only capped it now. I wouldn’t doubt

>impeachment would still be going on
but would the virus?

Noel from BlazBlue was the shit

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Crime went down in the 90's to up.

More likely to be raped by a nigger.

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A headline that would have been:
>PRESIDENT TRUMP RELEASES DEADLY VIRUS AS IMPEACHMENT DISTRACTION

How to get qt Charlotte gf?

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>tfw work in OG and the company is hedged 80% of our output at $70 through the rest of the year.
Based.

>oil @ 20 dollars will change the world much more permanently
Are the Saudis finally going to die?

You're welcome.

>homosex and his projections

typical Boomer Evangelicuck. Can't say I'll be too sad to see that generation of shabbos goy dying off. I can't see any new "Israel-first" movement coming from the younger generations.

* sigh * good one Carlos.

Coronavirus won't kill you (*unless you are 80 and already dying) but a worldwide economic crash will.

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When satire is reality

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Trump Live. Explaining the Trumpbux

youtube.com/watch?v=NEtaRAtX9K0

>but would the virus?
Depends on the approval ratings.

That didn't age well

my thought was that it sounds like a tranny fetishist role playing but it's probably a crazy bio female into bdsm shit that was sexualized early in life. this is assuming that it is a real tweet ofc.

Shills will get the rope

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that's even better than the one i was expecting, i had one of the oil supplies being capped off but i did not know about negative prices
that's exceptionally funny to me because i was saying tongue in cheek during the crash that things were gonna fall so far you'd make money giving it away, and it looks like i was right but looking at the wrong currency

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>Boris Johnson, the whitest of whites, has CV
Coronapocalypse is a go
If you haven't already, roll for your future career.

Also this will be a 5 get.

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WOW

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goddamn it Carlos

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Every. Fucking. Time.

jej

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Roll

roll

this right here

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>this will be a 5 get
nope
rolling

What's elliot Rodgers doing in Iran?

Help my state is locking down on monday what do I do?

Not bad, not bad at all.

Bad news for the nothingburger crowd

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$2 trillion / 320 million = $6250
Amount you will be getting = $1200

(1200 / 6250)*100 = 19.2% (the amount going to americans)
80.8% of the money is going to pet interests of congress

The American government is a corrupt piece of shit

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Pretty sure this isn't allowed because the mods don't like it.

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> the government could use spare capacity and stock extra while we can rush temp and long term storage
Yeah, I am very skeptical about the ability of the federal government to do this. Military could but civilians? Unless Rick Perry and Dan Brouillette got their shit together I don’t know if that’s feasible

> First we need to ban or make very expensive foreign oil.
This, but regardless of price. Same thing that happened with Steel in 2017 should happen for oil now

Here you go
One way to cut germs down

youtube.com/watch?v=8fh4LfUc-AI
Feb 12, 2018

youtube.com/watch?v=PJ5F9cKOc-0
Oct 4, 2017

youtube.com/watch?v=ESRi5j8PceY
JewTube link for today's conference is live. It should be a big one. They're having the education leaders in today, which is rare.

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Are you fucking stupid? He's literally part Roach.

Fuck oil. Let's build these in all the desert shithole cities all across America.

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Governor Palin was right about the Socialized Death Panels.

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So... you're sayin' there's a chance.

Sure thing happooner!

>thinking this is any more than a chart showing where China sends its spies

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Kek.

>new cases are all in liberal-controlled states
It's still a nothingburger even if they deliberately try to spread the virus.

>GET BACK TO WORK

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Owned. You have no excuse for Trump backstabbing Massie

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>with a giant screaming eagle or some shit
A giant screaming Presidential eagle holding a Caudecus in one claw and a dead Corona-chan in the other.

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It's gonna...it's GONNA....HAPPOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNN!!!!!

ENJOY study TIME up WITH on YOUR mcveigh FAMILY

I really wanted to study nuclear engineering, but i suck at learning about chemicals and all that

>Trusting chynas numbers
No thanks.

Come on guys. Admit it. Mitch McConnell makes women rain like a Tsunami when he speaks.

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> Are the Saudis finally going to die?
Not before Iran, Venezuela, Angola, Brazil and I cant imagine how Nigeria is holding up

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>Massie
Whom?

Every hospital has to plan for this.
The bluecheck mark worked up a twitter storm where the hospital had to respond on fucking twitter.
Media rope

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It's about telling urbanite bugmen to fuck off. Small-scale, largely self-sufficient rural communities and towns are the best way to fight globalism.

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TRUMP BUX

Blimpf live on C-SPAN now w/ Pence, Turtle, McCarthy, Treasury Secretary Autistic Kike, Kudlow, and another guy I don't know

Based, what company user.

Surely progressives can remember this?

Thanks for getting that bill passed, Mitch.

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Guys, you're missing it.

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Yeah, I totally believe the Iran and China numbers.

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no, what's gonna happen is all the US oil companies are gonna die and then all the memes about us fighting for foreign oil become true again as we're hyper-dependent on foreign trade
this, btw, is why you have protectionist policies and defend your local industries, otherwise your economy is tied to the whims of some foreign problem
the oil is the big one right now with some far-reaching effects, but i do not doubt there are other issues we are encountering right now as well due to a disruption of key trade routes, and the economic changes happening right now that seem to be things stabilizing will go haywire when these shutdowns end and business resumes

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Military could use tons of oil and they have unaccounted storage capacity. The amount of oil planes use is mindboggling. Buy it in whatever form and store it for later. The amount of fuel used isn't going to drop over time, it will increase, and this is a great opportunity to save while helping American producers. Other than that state governments use more fuel than people think. Buy stock of oil in return for discounts later. This oil dumping is tantamount to economic warfare like with steel in 2017 and antidumping plus aggressive emergency powers should be immediately exercised. This lack of attention is worrisome.

>1/20 the deaths from SEASONAL FLU (low end) that happens every year.
Let me know when we get half way to the flu, ok?
>Any day now.

I can't believe they tried labeling him 'MoscowMitch' like anyone knows what a Moscow is.

Can't dox myself but we're leveraged in the West, TX, and East.