/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2623

► Detected: 588,959 (+57,149) ► Died: 26,928 (+2,860)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 200 countries and territories infected —
— 45% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
Trump: "START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!!"
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Riots and chaos, police fight each other in China
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UK's prime minister infected with coronavirus
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Dr. Fauci mentions risk of ADE during White House briefing
youtu.be/q4o7nryuJao?t=6793

45 doctors have died in Italy during the outbreak
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>RESEARCH
48% of cases originate from pre-symptomatic transmission
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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97,000 deaths in China, financial analyst estimates from urns data
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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21 year old without previous conditions dies in Britain
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>REMINDER
WHO says Italy testing too many people
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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China figures don't add up, likely simulated
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China biowarfare program might have gone wrong
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US testing delayed, short on crucial chemicals
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>LIVE
youtu.be/qgylp3Td1Bw

>LATEST CASES
18:40: 3,809 new cases and 299 new deaths in France.
18:02: 1,949 new cases and 27 new deaths in New Jersey, United States.
17:05: 5,959 new cases and 919 new deaths in Italy.
15:30: 5,658 new cases and 50 new deaths in New York state, United States.
13:00: 1,172 new cases and 112 new deaths in the Netherlands.
05:07: First death in Uzbekistan.
04:58: 62 new cases in Queensland, Australia.

>MORE
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>Dead: 24,866
lol, still only 24,866.
How many days has it been stuck at 24,866? Four days? Five days?

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>does anyone else ever get violent thoughts when they see a woman
like whenever i see some fucking thot sticking her ass out wearing almost nothing obviously vying for attention and wanting to be desired, i find it hard to stop myself from daydreaming about bashing her smug fucking whore face in with a fucking golf club, watching her expression go from that fake "trying to be cute" face they all make to fear and then horror as she starts screaming and pleading with me before i hit her again and knock the wind out of her disgusting whore body, her screaming turns to frantic gurgling as i keep bashing her stupid fucking face in over and over until even that subsides, she's unrecognizable her head is a bloody bubbling pulp, all shades of red speckled with bright white and soggy grey littering her crushed cranium alongside tufts of her stupid fucking dyed hair jesus fucking christ i hate these people so god damned much i don't even want pussy from them i don't want their attention i don't want to be liked by these vile people they're disgusting, if one of them touched me i'd cut my fucking hand off i just want them to fucking DIE

NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOO NOT MY MARKET CRASHERINOOOOO!!!

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>*Mr, President, will it get as bad as the EU?*
>Nah, see the Brasilian man doesn't get sick. He could jump into shit and not get sick at all. I think a lot of people have already been infected here, but as the weeks pass, we'll see people develop the antibodies needed to fight the infection
>*cut*
>See those reporters? They claim I am wrong about the epidemic and they say people should stay at home
>So what the fuck are they doing here? (X4)
>Why aren't they in quarantine right now
HOLY BASED

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AMERICA IS AT 100K CASES
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Fuck any spy chink

>Achievement Unlocked: Never gonna make it to Easter

Oh noooo! 10% of our elderly will die a year sooner than expected! We MUST crash the stock market to prevent this!

We're number one!
We're number one!
We're number one!

USA NUMBA UAN

gary you're missing thousands of dead this meme is growing stale as you can't keep up with the death count anymore

Godspeed corona chan!

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Guys BASED Candace Owens says I already have immunity and that the swine flu was more dangerous. Also that we should open the economy up completely and not worry about it. I should just go back to work now right?

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What're y'all gonna do once civilization collapses? What's your endgoal?
>breaking down doors and cracking open computers, then ripping out their hard drives
>build a library of data from my town as a record of what stupid shit people did on their computers pre-collapse

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all hail corona-chan

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Niggers tongue my anus

This new copypasta is gay

literally r*ddit tier post

do you actually think that copy pasta does anything?

>it's down and closed 200 points since you made this image
I bet you feel like a genius though

This is it? this is the end?

>thinking any sort of growth can be maintained throughout the coming several months lockdown

Imagine being this retarded.

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HUGGZIES. i may not have much longer

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dont worrY I LL JUST BRRRRRRRRR FASTER!!! AAAAAAAAaaaAAA

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USA #1
SUCK OUR INFECTIOUS COCKS

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USA #1

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NC
North Carolina issues stay at home order
Monday 5PM

McDonald's is on me guys!

The progress of corona by county in america in 60 seconds.

covid1984.com

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>t. seething chink

(OP) #
We cracking the 100k new cases per day soon, Corona-chan artist is gonna get hand cramps soon.

welcome to the club

Only a partial London lockdown at best
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How are you guys spending your 1200 buckaroos

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i hope he is correct
But i'm not hopeful
Brazil is forever destined to be a shithole that has some hope of becoming a decent place,
But that hope is always crushed due to our retarted 50% sub 80 iq population.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 100,037 (1,536) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 50,178 (338) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,657 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,610 (53) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,717 (19) Brazil 3,417 (92) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Ireland 2,121 (22) Denmark 2,046 (52) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Poland 1,389 (16) Japan 1,387 (47) Pakistan 1,331 (10) Romania 1,292 (26) South Africa 1,170 (1) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (4) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 887 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Peru 635 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +14,602 (+241) Italy +5,909 (+919) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+569) Germany +6,240 (+71) France +3,809 (+299) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +1,117 (+39) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +748 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Turkey +2,069 (+17) Canada +567 (+14) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +345 (+5) Brazil +432 (+15) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Ireland +302 (+3) Denmark +169 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Pakistan +130 (+1) Romania +263 (+3) South Africa +243 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Russia +196 (+1) Greece +74 (+1) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Egypt +41 (+6) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+2) Lithuania +59 (+1) Morocco +58 (+10) Bosnia & Herzegovina +41 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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really? he barely has to edit the picture to satisfy this audience

Feels good when WHO predicts no less than 1.9 million dead, as per the BBC.

When will crypto market go down?

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Okay, where do I meet chicks during the pandemic?

look at this fukken newb, i'll show you how it's done

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>23 cases in my texas county
well shit

Careful, it’s just an advance on your 2020 tax refund

Keep strong user.
Hug!

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MORIR ES VIVIR

MORIR ES VIVIR

MORIR ES VIVIR

deaths are picking up in germany. are u gois running out of icu space now?

>PM announcing that anyone sick above 65 will be denied healthcare
fuck this shit country...

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USA! USA! USA!

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who gives a fuck? It's 1200 buckaroos that's like a quarter of my tax return anyway

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-4.21%) Germany (-5.09%) France (-4.56%) United Kingdom (-5.57%) Italy (-3.99%) Switzerland (-3.43%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-4.24%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-5.88%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-6.24%) Japan (+1.12%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (-0.33%) Australia (-8.82%) Singapore (-0.41%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-5%) Beijing (-2%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-27%) Dubai (-21%) Moscow (+9%) Rome (-26%) Milan (-20%) Berlin (-9%) Munich (-7%) Brussels (-13%) Paris (-36%) Madrid (-16%) Barcelona (-27%) London (-30%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-42%) Buenos Aires (-36%) New York (-63%) Washington (-32%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-42%) Chicago (-25%) Houston (-23%) Mexico City (-43%) Los Angeles (-33%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Where are my panic attack bros?

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Genuinely curious, how long until this number explodes?

The hospital, clearly.
They're already gonna be pretty out of breath so chances are they won't be able to run away from you.

Why are so many Italians and Spaniards dropping? Or is this what we can all expect in a week or two?

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THE CORONA VIRUS IS DESTROYING OUR PEOPLE!!! THERE IS ONLY A 98% CHANCE THAT WE WILL LIVE!! WE NEED TO FIND A CURE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE OR SOON THERE WILL ONLY BE 98% OF US LEFT!!

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stay safe fellow stalker

For realz?

kek the absolute madman

now.

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Basado hispanohablante

swipe right on chinese girls on tinder. gets you maybe a week of booty before you are wheezing to death.

CCP and Canada gets triggered over it

It's exactly where it is in that image, genius.

Boomers will soon cease to exist, and with them globalism and neo-liberism will also die.

>USA REACHED 100K BEFORE US

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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> 100k

youtube.com/watch?v=_keMcnUX3WA

NO DEJEIS QUE ESCAPE DEL HOSPITAL VIVO

No way, is there source in English?

haha, brrrr to the max

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That just means triage is coming and you're overwhelmed as fuck

I see a lot of people pulling out knives and guns in hospitals and forcing treatment in the coming months

>150 million people will die and we should do nothing about it

anybody here rooting for covid-19 ?

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Dragon dildoes and sardines

Yes, you disgusting aborted fetus of a fellow bongistani, at best, and probably a pissed chink who should be hunted down and shot.

DO A FUCKING STREAM INTERNET ARCHITECT
>DO A FUCKING STREAM INTERNET ARCHITECT
I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS JIM
>I KNOW YOU'RE READING THIS JIM

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Why is there such a huge discrepancy between John Hopkins and covid tracking project?
Is one a day behind or something?

damn, there's even a frame of 卍 in it

Impressive. Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's card.

There is no fucking way China is telling the truth about their number of infected.

Once the Corona became burgerborne there was no other outcome.

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Suck it Mario. We'll always be #1

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I'm rooting for not dying or losing my job.

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SWEDEN YES

>non-germans dying
who cares

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Healthy 38 year old's account of having the coronavirus.

Original thread here: twitter.com/ShirazMaher/status/1243554346396246018

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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the eternal wageslave

koomers btfo

Why are there so many dirty communists on my fucking board. I acknowledge leftypol on the same level as pink-haired freaks of nature acknowledge our black aquiantances.

>i have food, alcohol, and toilet paper

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>twitch streamer and low educated will be denied care
im thinking based. sadly its fake news

CHINA SHOULD PAY THE WORLD FOR CREATING THE PLAGUE!

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No fucking shit sherlock. How long has it taken you to come to this epiphany?

>Guys, I think this country with 1984 tier levels of censorship is lying

Do you have brain damage?

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They're pulling the plug, as almost all that get tubed end up dying; there's almost no recovery when you're on a ventilator, which makes the urgent call for ventilators kinda ironic

I'm rooting for it to spread like wildfire in India and Africa.

it closed at 21636.8
futures records 21731.0
leave retard

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Is this yours? I have to say, purple on purple isn't all that helpful to the eyes. I know aesthetics and shit but cases starting from purple going to blue, to purple again, to green isn't exactly intuitive when it comes to visualizing growth.

witnessed

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GAAAAAARRRRRRRYYYYY!

NOOOOOOOOO NOT MY CRYPTO MARKET CRASHERINOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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No dipshit they're dying ANYWAYS.

We're crashing the stock market so they don't take the rest of us with them.

Also because why the fuck do I care about some richfags money? Their precious pretend market can lick my working class asshole.

>tfw so poor that I fit into the bracket that doesn't need to pay taxes
I literally make about $2,800/year.

You need to remember that stress and anxiety is something that you generate and something you can control. Focus on the factors that you have control over and arm yourself with that info. That knowledge will help you shoot down and destroy any thoughts that generate anxiety. Literally destroy it with facts and logic.

The rest is remembering that this site is full of people spreading misinfo and memes. The things that are real here are the reports and updates to infected, recovered, death total. The things that are fake is pretty much everything else.

Do a home workout routine, drink plenty of water, and actually play some games, draw, watch some stuff, discord with close contacts, hang out on twitch.

This is how you take back your mind from freaking out.

>actually having a tradingview screen up because you actually trade so you're aware of the prices makes you a communist
what kind of bullshit do you huff in merry old england faggot?

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>U.S reaches 100k but death rate keeps hovering around 1-1.5%
>Italy continuing to get BTFO with death rate over 10%

do we have the same mutation as Germany or something? What the fuck is going on

GOOKY GOOKY EAT BATTY BATTY KILL AMERICAN

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who is this

It is the protocol when you reach maximum hospital capacity, you prioritize people that COULD recover faster.
Yes, this is the reason for so many deaths in Italy.
And will happen to EVERY country in the world.

Coom?

Are you the same user that said he went out to the Bahamas to bunker down on an island a while back?

> daily life at Yas Forums

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Not even a new low for the day. It's going up.

>DIE FOR DOLLARS
OH SAY CAN YOU SEEE

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To be fair, you're most likely 4-5 times higher in reality.

The US numbers are probably closer to the real amount infected in their country.

the absolute state of this country

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Are we finished?

we arent testing the dead

If you look at deaths per closed cases, we're hanging above 35%

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You're just starting to have it en masse numbers

It's spreading a lot faster in the US, you'll become italy soon enough. Or at least spain.

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Chinks fucked us even worse than we think

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You had me there for a second.

It takes like two weeks for the not so frail people to get really bad. Just give it

>TWO
>MORE
>WEEKS

Jair Bolsonaro:
>Will some people die? Yes, duh, it's a pity. But it's life.

oantagonista.com/brasil/alguns-vao-morrer-vao-ue-lamento-essa-e-a-vida/?desk

Army has to put a bullet in his head NOW

¡Un forastero! ¡Te voy a matar!

Far as I know you guys are doing nothing to stop the disease from spreading. Now you have too many patients and your helthcare prioritize those who have higher chance of surviving.

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In the US it's just a matter of time before the old and rich occupy all the ventilators and the young and poor masses chimp out.

*Achievement Unlocked: Never gonna make it

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Lol btfo

Your death rate is more than 30%. Dead/(Dead+Recovered). Not Dead/Infected.

Long ago in the beginning I said that, it was like in CVG thread 20.

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Italy has way higher infected

You're closer to the real number of infected in your country

I have a hard time believing 6 out of 7 infected Italians just aren't getting tested, most likely a mutation or they're running out of ventilators.

>already anxious over the virus
>read about the 16 years old french lass
Is it over? that's extremely rare right? i get the feeling it's not and it's just a massive cope

Murrika is fucked

congrats! those who have taken certain strains of BCG, japanese (tokyo-172) or russian type, are somewhat immune to corona-chan; the low mortality rates in those countries (colored blue or light blue, and some of red like south korea and taiwan in which japanese type has also been used) suggests, according to a new hypothesis.

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I concede

like 90k of those cases are from the last 6 days give em some time to croak

>shield 616
>616
>The REAL number of The Beast
(((They))) aren't even hiding it anymore. They know they're in the endzone.

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what about muh herd immunity?

MODS STICKY THIS AND ADD THE AMERICAN ANTHEM NOW REPORT MY POST SO THEY CAN SEE

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Newly arrived citizens who were evacuated from Italy are being transported to a quarantine facility.

Is the bus driver a goner ?

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If you can resist it, don't. On the other hand if trying not to is driving you just as insane as being in this thread I figure you're probably just better off just cooming every now and then.

total infections hospitalisations deaths

very interesting stats

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What dead?

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most states aren't reporting recoveries so that's not a good number

that's because it takes longer to recover than to die.

Underrated

>rooting for normalcy

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FINALLY the Nurgle-Corona thing is getting traction

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Grab LOLIS AND COOM!
The happening is nigh, only cunnies will save you in the post apocalypse

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y[spoiler]no[/spoiler]

If I have it (LIKELY) I will keep posting and updating daily until I fucking die.

Herrenmenschen confirmed?

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KEK

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>White genocide: active phase started

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I do not agree with the boomer genocide, but I'd love to see neo-liberalism die. That shit fucked up the world enough already.

Worldometers still has WV as 1 death, when it was a "Miscommunication" the guy IS still alive. For now.

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USA NUMBA WUHAN

Damn. You guys Weren't lying.

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>full on hazmat suit
>probably a p2/3 mask
>no goggles
F

did you buy that adapter or did you print it?

Godspeed, good to see old faces still around

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Oh fuck

DOW JONES DROPPED AGAIN OH NO NO NO NO NO NONO

MY STOCKERINOS NOOOOOOO

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>be swede
>work hard for 65 years
>pay a fuckton of taxes
>get sick
>some 30yo somalian immigrant who arrived last month gets priority over you

about two weeks

Are you +60?

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how many deaths by summer?

D-Die Herrenvolk?

accepting money from the state does not make you a communist? I see many usaflags here wanting state money. Capitalists without principles? Weird

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atleast they're upfront this will be the norm soon

That state is shaped like a toad

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Are ventilators the new toilet paper?

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It goes purple to blue to pink...Everywhere is just still in purple, which is like under 10 cases, except cities.

just a flu bro

They aren't reporting recoveries because there are not that many yet. Otherwise the hospitals wouldn't be getting full, it takes 2 weeks to recover.

source and how I know what strain I was vaccined with
I had it like 3 times, when I was a kid and in the army

Three white people, 2 males, where is the diversity?

They are neo-liberalism itself, they spread their cancerous ways everywhere. Boomers need to be killed, they want to end anime, support gays, and push tranny shit on kids.

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Hey Lubbock! Travis here.

So it should be higher than that? Am I just a fucking retard? Is there something I'm missing? Because everyone seems to be looking at deaths/total cases instead of deaths/closed cases.

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50K+ in USA
100K+ in the rest of the world

I didn't even know you guys had invented a flag yet

Guys It will be over by May

Why should we worry about Corona

Would you agree women from your country are the most butterfaced in the entire world?

I don't understand how they can suddenly be in a panic? They had access to the same data I had, probably better, and they had to know this was going to happen.
Why were they not thinking about this since January instead of burying their heads in the sand trying to fudge the numbers and pretend everything is ok?
and people think these are the same governments able to launch a world wide conspiracy,

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I'm taking this seriously. In 3 months you can laugh at me all you want for it... if you are alive.

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Any news on today’s Massachusetts cases?

BUY GOLD

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payper view DABATE:

Bill MITCHEL

VS

/CVG/

How's things in Travis?

BTW, what is the evolutionary explanation for the
female orgasm?

weeeeeeeeeeeee

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Thank you Gary

He is saying what most of other kosher goverments besudes his own are ashamed in thinking.
Our army will do nothing because of "muh democracy"
This until unemployed favelaniggers start the chimpout caused by lack of money to buy food.

I am, even though it's a lost cause, like all causes.

i would legit pay to see him answering questions from /cvg/

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it won't, you had your chance at 3700.

Don't mind me, I'm just here enjoying the fall of USA.

youtube.com/watch?v=Q1OCzMZUbPM

you fucks it took my 4 hours after waking up to catch up with cvg but thanks for the red pills. now i can shitpost

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PRINT MORE VENTILATORS JEROME, JEROME I NEED MORE VENTILATORS AAAAAAAAA

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>MAKE THE VENTILATORSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
the tweet

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How can one man be so based?

When are we starting the "#MediaLiedChildrenDied campaign against msm for saying only boomers are dying from corona

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Is there going to be a coup?

Swedes were pretty smart. We´re gonna have a crippled economy and still have the old fucks to bear. Swedes will have neither

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>590k
>26.9k dead

THIS IS TOO FAST WHY ISN'T ANYONE SLOWING HER DOWN

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Probably just lay low and continue with courier work. Being a shooty-boy for the gubmint has always kind of appealed to me, but I'm too much of a Capitalist to want to be owned like that. Mercenary work would have been fun, but I have a family now, so I need to do something significantly lower risk. I figure being a mailboy is a pretty respectable job at any given time and when everything goes to shit it will carry just enough risk and trial to be spiritually fulfilling.

>Our army will do nothing because of "muh democracy"

youtube.com/watch?v=1UyOp5R-UCA

second one in a row
this one was posted during the datena's interview

I dunno, aliens or something man

someone should invite him to this bored. tell him it's anonymous no one will know its you

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nevermind, I have the danish one

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Same reason for the male orgasm, user. You need insensitive to fuck

STAY THE COURSE BORIS

FOR THE HERD!

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I remember hearing that literally millions will die, so that seems like a nothingburger in comparison

>2 weeks
>cases doubled
>aren't even testing everybody
J-just 2 more weeks, r-right guys??

>— 45% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —
Now do Spanish flu of 1918.

Sweden will crumble into a full blown civil war soon you stupid mongol

Chinese are flipping police cars, uprising incoming?

twitter.com/i/status/1243473290213183488

twitter.com/i/status/1243473336862232577

twitter.com/i/status/1243473247536058368

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FLATTEN THE CURVE!!

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How can a person be so cattle?

Don't worry, once Boris is done developing his herd immunity, he will be coofing on all of you to save the motherland.

give it a couple weeks, once people start dropping dead they'll want his head on a stake
army is starting to get pissed, VP mourão as well

You guys didn't buy your own ventilator months ago? I'm using mine right now. I don't need it, I'm just using it to signal that I'm rich enough that I have a machine do my breathing for me.

600K today?

Nobody asked that.
So no English source?

>The head of the Army Corps of Engineers said Friday that the military is working to convert the Chicago McCormick convention center into a hospital capable of treating ~ 3,000 Coronavirus patients. Lt. Gen. Semonite said his goal was to finish the $75 million project by 24 April

The head of the Army Corps of Engineers said Friday that the military is working to convert the Chicago McCormick convention center into a hospital capable of treating ~ 3,000 Coronavirus patients. Lt. Gen. Semonite said his goal was to finish the $75 million project by 24 April

>The head of the Army Corps of Engineers said Friday that the military is working to convert the Chicago McCormick convention center into a hospital capable of treating ~ 3,000 Coronavirus patients. Lt. Gen. Semonite said his goal was to finish the $75 million project by 24 April

The head of the Army Corps of Engineers said Friday that the military is working to convert the Chicago McCormick convention center into a hospital capable of treating ~ 3,000 Coronavirus patients. Lt. Gen. Semonite said his goal was to finish the $75 million project by 24 April

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11/10 quality reply

It's just a flu, dude

we need ibs
burger fag vs non happening fag
jim vs dick was bad

Do you really read all the /cvg/ you missed? That's crazy.

I read this tweet in Dives' (the Onyxia Wipe guy) voice.
Just progressively getting angrier along the lines

b..based

we need more boomer-remover mitchell maymay's

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what bracket is that?

>mfw my prime minister is a fucking normie retard "just the flu bro" type, and didn't take this seriously until he caught it
FUCK

"Officially", at any rate.

Are nothingburgers utterly btfo?

Bergamo, Italy:
2.9 deaths for 1000 inhabitants.

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Don't they teach you guys Swedish in school?

>he tagged the wrong General Motors account

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nah most countries updated already
maybe 595k

You know the score

¿Que esta pasando aquí?

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I know people as young as me and even younger have sadly perished, but what are the actual odds of dying again?
Been thinking about suicide before infection

yurobros i need a second full face mask and the Dräger X-plore 6300 isnt available anymore on amazon.de
Whats a good alternativ with Rd40?

get me source for this

PRINT MORE VENTILATORS, I NEED MORE VENTILATORS WHY AREN'T THEY PRINTING. FORD PICK THE PHONE UP I NEED MORE VENTILATORS PRINTED I DON'T CARE IF IT MAKES FACTORIES EXPLODE

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Get back to work, peasants

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>Calling it the Chinese virus is racist
>In the 20th century, three influenza pandemics occurred: Spanish influenza in 1918 (17–100 million deaths), Asian influenza in 1957 (two million deaths), and Hong Kong influenza in 1968 (one million deaths)
Huh

accurate... you know except that china doesn't count people who get infected but don't get very sick, estimates are that that number is 1/3 higher and still climbing.

Keep meming this.
Have you seen how fucking insanely horny they are right now without male attention. there's a whole fucking cucked subreddit now r/Quarantinegirls , I've never, EVER seen this much roasty posting fucking EVERYWHERE in my life.
yahoo.com/lifestyle/porn-camming-coronavirus-impacting-virtual-154329791.html
grils are fucking losing it without constant male attention at the ready. They're starting to act like they used to again.

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This is my current predicament.

More like a reshuffling of the deck. Capitalism and social democracies can work together.

okay that is scary

just ordered $100 in mcdonalds and half was missing or wrong

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