Reminder that Doommong is a retard and has zero understanding of epidemiology.
William Thompson
if you love R N A CHESS, clap your hands if you love R N A CHESS, clap your hands if you love R N A CHESS and you love it 2 X S if you love R N A CHESS, clap your hands
who fucking cares retard. fuck off back to monkey general
Hudson Sullivan
anyone who doesn't reply to this is a comunist?
Isaac Rivera
Nth for massive solar flare
Leo Ward
Checked House of lords is one to watch.
Landon Rivera
meet a nice girl at the pictures before getting sent to the front line for some banter and guns then coming home to everyone celebrating your effort and a booming economy? no it's going to be nothing like that.
Carter Sanders
it's more like the black death 2.0. biggest happening since the black death anyway.
Get the bitch to buy you something nice on the way home, threaten violence if she fails you.
Dominic White
why are Americans like this?
i like those odd's
Adam Ramirez
What is Brit/pol/'s opinion on Anglo diaspora returning to Britain? I'm 90% ethnically British (10% Italian, to my shame), and I hate my country. There is no future for the white race here. There is no spiritual connection to the land or people.
Christopher Martin
what about aboout the other 8 thousand?
John Foster
>She is working 12 hour nightshifts
your a failure as a man if your gf has to work like that
Jose Watson
Yes.
Luke Young
Make sure and clap every hour to appreciate her. Every half hour when she is sleeping.
Jackson Russell
containment
Adrian Phillips
He's a moron, mate. Never wished it upon anyone but I would love to see him doxxed. Uninformed scaremongering is absolutely pathetic.
The numbers are handy. I took a scroll down for old times sake as I was in it in January and glad I was as I prepped then and there he was bitching about us over here.
Liam Mitchell
>Wait did you lot not like the NPC clapping or something? guess
Blake Gomez
Let me read a letter I recently received. "Dear Mr. Johnson. Why have the Tories seen fit to suppress our freedom of movement? Sincerely, A Concerned Citizen."
Thank you for writing, Concerned. Of course, your question touches on one of the most basic biological impulses, with all its associated hopes and fears for the future of the species. I also detect some unspoken questions. Do our benefactors really know what's best for us? What gives them the right to make this kind of decision for Britain? Will they ever deactivate the lockdown and let us walk again?
I clap her with my erect penis if you know what I mean. If you don't, just ask me and I will explain in greater detail. Bro, I'm dying without her help.
Kayden Thompson
We have an outstanding pact with the native indians in canada. You'll have to stick it out mate, For the glory of the crown.
>tesco offered fully paid wages + SSP for self isolating people
Im currently pretending to self isolate cause I said my partner has symptoms.
I kinda want a longer, fully compensated wagie break. Should I tell em next week that I developed symptoms and need to further isolate another 7 days (its part of the flowchart in our company website, its that NHS thing)?
There are no testing kits for plebs like me and they cant really call bullshit on it without severe legal repercussions, imagine telling an employee showing symptoms to fuckin go to work.
we dont need more people, we need less though obviously its far more desirable than shipping in nignogs
Nolan Diaz
When did you lads clap for us? heard nothing last night. On the bright side I enjoyed the NHS hour. Skipping a 30 person queue was bretty good today.
Benjamin Lee
Lots of doctors and nurses have called off sick and had to isolate, so she is basically forced to work the worst shifts and hours as the only nurse. This whole week she has been the only nurse for literally 100+ patients.
m8 the council have drones and 999 is overwhelmed with curtain twitchers reporting people for being out the house. the country has gone mental and its taken 5 days.
Jace Gutierrez
The 4channer in me suspects half of my doc colleagues are self isolating over stupid shit. One guy literally self isolated because a friend of a friend coughed. Pretty much
Jason Mitchell
are fucks still all over the public transportation like i saw the other day? i dont think new york subways are closed either
Ryan Butler
I wouldn't if I was you, you'd hate england even more, try australia or new zealand instead
Aaron Bennett
why are NHS nurse uniforms so frumpy now? Bring back the sexy sexy sex ones, killjoy lefty lesbians!
Report your neighbourhood for not sufficient sycophanty to rnhs
Angel Foster
the rumour on twitter is that indian spock is gonna be the next big cheese
John Ross
hOw CaN tOrIeS bE rAcIsT iF wE hAvE bRoWn Pm??!
Logan Williams
Ignore the clapping just enjoy a cuppa on the couch and stay in all we ask. Seeing couple of coffin dodgers today have a lengthy chats in Tescos was interesting considering they're high risk.
I love how cheap that phrase has become. Saw it used in an ad, and now apparently saving the life of like 3k boomers = the importance of the battle of britain Do you want to see the current crop of ogres in sexy dress?
Robert Johnson
yeah it's funny seeing brit/pol/ go all DON'T TREAD ON ME overnight when usually they're moaning that the police are ineffectual and the public can't behave itself. Just mindless contrarianism tbdesu
I went to tesco the other day for milk wearing a half face respirator with double P100 filters + nitrile gloves. The only people in the queue outside wearing masks were under 30. Boomers seem to not even care.
Justin Brown
hope they do that canzuk thing, would love to move to canada
Ryan Roberts
I'd claim her for the glory of mansa musa
Levi Hall
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the NHS. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also NHS's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the NHS truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in NHS's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
Noah Diaz
Does anyone know when the antibody tests will start rolling out? I keep thinking I might have had a mild infection bit I don't know for certain.
Chase Thomas
Please post the Revell model set lol
Angel Kelly
fucking spastic
Cameron King
Clean the house up and have dinner ready for when she comes home. You are the house bitch now.
I send her dick pics and cute messages often, which she likes.
Blake Lewis
All my good local takeaways have closed ffs. all thats left are dubious paki kebab places that I wouldn't want to eat food from even if we weren't in a pandemic.
Levi Watson
Ruth is such a fucking ugly name
well she's a very admiral woman but you should at least be caring for her.
>paramedic is the only white
sounds about right
Jaxson Kelly
it'll be the kike Raab. There isn't a single fucking full-blooded Anglo on the front bench of the so-called "Conservative" party. Outrageous.
i agree the modern day uniform is soulless, i imagine it has to do with gender equality and all that, you dont really see women wearing dresses to often now days unless its a night out
Austin Bailey
Then they go into the hospitals and fuck everything. I mean we've literally stopped cancer operations, and now anybody that has Covid19 and gets a heart attack only gets a one off shock no response, dead. (no compressions, ventilation etc...)
