/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2622

► Detected: 586,835 (+55,025) ► Died: 26,894 (+2,826)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 200 countries and territories infected —
— 45% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
Trump: "START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!!"
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UK's prime minister infected with coronavirus
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45 doctors have died in Italy during the outbreak
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Riots and chaos, police fight each other in China
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300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
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>RESEARCH
Patients infectious after "recovery"
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Asymptomatic carriers, asymptomatic transmission
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Coronavirus is airborne, WHO officials confirm
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New symptoms: loss of smell and taste
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In Netherlands, half in intensive care under 50 years old
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>REMINDER
China admits local officials were hiding new numbers
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US federal government pressures states to test less
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WHO says Italy testing too many people
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China changes definitions 3 times in 8 days
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CDC approvals delay testing in New York
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
18:40: 3,809 new cases and 299 new deaths in France.
18:02: 1,949 new cases and 27 new deaths in New Jersey, United States.
17:05: 5,959 new cases and 919 new deaths in Italy.
15:30: 5,658 new cases and 50 new deaths in New York state, United States.
13:00: 1,172 new cases and 112 new deaths in the Netherlands.
05:07: First death in Uzbekistan.
04:58: 62 new cases in Queensland, Australia.

>MORE
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>tfw smoking 75 cigarettes a day

anyone here managed to quit smoking cigarettes?

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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>it's ogre

Bolsonaro just condemned the right-wing in Brazil to be called genocidal for the next 5 decades.

Puts out a propaganda campaign saying that "Brazil cannot stop" and that salespeople, domestic cleaners, teachers, lawyers, engineers, masons, etc. have to go to work.

Also includes extremely spooky music that seems like they are part of a Jim Jones suicidal death cult.

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>also paid $1 million USD for this garbage that is basically a narrator over some photos

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What're y'all gonna do once civilization collapses? What's your endgoal?
>breaking down doors and cracking open computers, then ripping out their hard drives
>build a library of data from my town as a record of what stupid shit people did on their computers pre-collapse

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>Dead: 24,866
lol, still only 24,866.
How many days has it been stuck at 24,866? Four days? Five days?

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Godspeed

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non-hapooners BTFO

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How can Bolsonaro be so based?
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Gary, based as always

J. Javtis Center, one of the largest convention centers in America being concerted to a hospital.

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It's from the biolab
>It's from the biolab
It's from the biolab
WUHAN INSTITUTE OF VIROLOGY AND THE CAS KNEW

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Anyone else feel like the world hates Chinese people since the coronavirus outbreak?

What I see most is people jumping at every opportunity to mention how Chinese people eat dogs or other "weird things". The proportion of people in China who actually eat dogs as a novelty is tiny, like how there are people in the U.S. who eat bull testicles and hormone filled beef but no one seems to care. Another common theme is that China is concealing the true numbers or refusing to share information, despite major organizations like the WHO and NIH reporting that China is actually being remarkably transparent. In fact, Chinese researchers sequenced the genome of the virus within 10 days, and posted it to an open access repository for genetic information.

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L strain got out. China panicked, locked down their entire country economy be damned bc this was always a military issue. sprayed s strain everywhere that's what those aerosols were. S Korea and n Korea got them too, help from China. That's why they recovered quickly. Canada possibly as well bc of hongkouver. Without it we will not survive. I can only imagine how hard our natl security apparatus is leaning on China for mass produced s strain right now.

Food for thought.
When was the last time you got unsolvable captcha?

what’s this prediction table from leaf?

If this Meme-Virus was still any threat we would already see a homeless apocalypse on the west coast.
We had a shit load of Chinese that all came back from "Vacation" in Mid-January. We should have seen people dying in the street all over the West Coast by early march.

But no, just few very old and sick people dying from the flu! Like we have every year. Hospitals get flooded in March because of the seasonal flu like they do every fucking year.

Stop making these threads you fearmongering jew.

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Viruses have heat resistance baka user

Has Trump signed the burger-back-to-cage bill yet?

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> 75

wtf dude?

10-50k infected a day at peak on OHIO
KKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Rate my PrEP boysssssssssss

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>>>>>
Genocidal is right, jesus christ.

This guy will make the masses hate right-wing politicians, dooming the entire continent to suffer from leftist influence

no

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stop spamming that pic, also meme flag, this isnt yours is it.


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When I wasn't human

Any pasta bros still alive?

>Trumpbux getting signed in 15 minutes

based!

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Can't wait for 1,000,000

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When will it peak?

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Based. Non-happooners also need to remember that ~50% of closed coronavirus cases result in death.

He's the most retarded president ever. Is it moment for the left to return to power? Or is there a right wing leader that could step in?

>75

good loard... i smoke around 12-15 a day and my lungs are already bad

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when the men in white show up at your door, who you gonna call?

how the fuck did this shit cost so much money?
I could have done this in 1-2 hours and it could have turned out better

You fags should stop worrying about the US and UK.

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its from based gary u retard

>TYMBARK
>WYPASIONE
>MLEKO
>DUUUUU

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The XL centre is being converted, the biggest expo hall in the UK.

>Still just a flu bro

I fucking hate the mongs in brit/pol who down play this like its a fucking nothing

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 98,437 (1,518) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 50,178 (338) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,657 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,610 (53) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,717 (19) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Ireland 2,121 (22) Denmark 2,046 (52) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Japan 1,387 (47) Poland 1,340 (16) Pakistan 1,331 (9) Romania 1,292 (26) South Africa 1,170 (2) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 887 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Peru 635 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13)…

>LATEST CHANGES
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Pandemic could spark unrest among West's urban poor - Red Cross aid agency

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Wow. Normie news is just now realizing this?

Hello newfriend :^)

>75
I hope that was a typo, for your sake

Smoking?Yes.
Nicotine? No.

You wont see it for another 3 months

Can the virus stay on mail? I work tomorrow and I deal with a lot of mail.

who here getting /ready/?

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Well, right now they are suffering righty indifference.

>dark hair edit
bless you, user

You need to stop lad

What about University of Carolina Chapel Hill?

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>almost 4 packs a day
How do you even manage to maintain conciousness. Smoked for almost a decade and I never got worse than 1/2 a pack a day, maybe almost a full pack if I was really fucked up on alcohol. Currently on a ~2 month clean streak but Ive done it before and then relapsed so not sure if I can say Ive quit yet

Really hope the thighs and ass get bigger. BE sucks when it's not evened out a bit.

>mommy catches the virus
>hospitalized in ICU
>she texts you "I'm dying, the doctor said I can't breathe anymore"
>mommy dies and you'll never see her again

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>1 in 8

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Chinese sequences had the sequence so early... Because they made the virus.


All commie flags are de facto chinamen until proven otherwise.

>not posting the patrician version
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>new cases going parabolic
>millions of old people

how fucked are we brahs... im scared...

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Literally a Brazilian genocide through Corona.
He wants all the millions of dirt poor in the favelas to get corona and die to clear out the country for resettlement.

The irony of course is that most of his voters are these same BR nigs and mutts that he wants dead.

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This pasta is stale

coincidentally those top 3 countries are also strong supporters of herd immunity

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They are playing music in the hope it changes? Seems a bit obscure.

Bergamo, Italy
Mortality rate for corona: 0.29%
Mortality ≠ fatality.


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This will show the difference between made up scores and reality.

short-term the military could (and should) step in
I don't know if they will, Bolsokek may be purging unloyal generals.

imagine being hospitalized in muttmerikka and eating pic related

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You are not wrong . Normies are starting to hate chinks too

Not very socialist of you "comrade", you should learn to share with the local urban youths and stop acting like a selfish kulak
:^)

>somebody coughed behind me in a line to cashier
Alright guess I'm not leaving my house at all and hoping that I'm not infected yet

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>you get one time paymemt of 1200... maybe
>corporations get billion dollar bailouts
>meanwhile yours is a tax credit on your 2020 return; it's an advance distribution of that credit for now so you'll have to pay it back
>corporations and banks don't and get no to minimal strings and even get to hide under anonymity while they continue layoffs
Shitass useless bill

>Can the virus stay on mail
yes for days
But it's airbourne, literally everywhere. Mail is least of your worries

>Pandemic could spark unrest among West's urban poor
I'm ready for the chimpouts.

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Why didn't he call her?

Unless his huge cloroquine gamble pays off, the commies will return to power
Brazil has no Right wing, only bolsonaro.

nope, not gonna make it

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military coup is the only solution.

at 5minutes per cigarette that's 6hours 15 minutes
what the fuck man
you literally spend hours inhaling smoke

Did they have to clean up all the salt first?
>Hillary's victory party was also there.

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Yes, and they deserve to be hated.
Fuck the whole HURR RACISM narrative, they are a nation that does nothing about the constant atrocities that go in it, they are complicit. The list is too long to even bother with, but they make nazis look tame in comparisson.
Dont want to be hated? start changing. violently if needed, your culture and government.


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stay safe and enjoy the low cost of real estate

at 100

any anons have that post of the user who calculated how much all the corona in the world weighed? like calculated the weight of all the atoms and shit, was a bit autistic desu

just want a bit of belly not even a fatfag

I really wish Yas Forums would stop spreading misinformation...

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The world hated the chinese before the outbreak.

the dead will tell
I predict 50K mutts dead by June

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>Corona-chan has BLACK hair! NOT BLOND!
Why not both?

There are already landlords being threatened with lynching all over the US. The working class is going to fucking revolt with no paycheck coming in. Trump better hurry with those coof coins or it'll get bloody.

>tpi.it/cronaca/coronavirus-bergamo-ultimo-messaggio-madre-sto-morendo-20200327574538/
God fucking damn it. That's aweful.

I did't have a ciggie since last Sunday. Fells good desu.

brazil will forever be a shithole

What is it with right-wing populists and their desire to kill off large parts of the population?

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Be nice, they still pay for what's on the left

any american hospital i've been to has american equivalent of the left
might be cause im a kike :^)

Why do Israel hospitals want to give patients heart attacks?

How do you think? They're a bunch of corrupt pieces of shit. Probably some of Carlos Bolsonaro's cousin made it.

i wish they would snip it
we don't deserve to survive

For dark haired corona-chan, I'll never give up

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And this misinfo is??

They're a problem for people with congenital long QT syndrome IIRC, but that's common in many types of drugs. They can also create long QT when given with another drug that increases it, so normal people could have a higher QT interval too.

needs more hair, bats are hairy