TRUMPBUX CONFIRMED

TRUMPBUX BILL JUST PASSED
>$1200 to every american
>additional $500 for every child

nytimes.com/2020/03/27/world/coronavirus-news.html

thehill.com/homenews/house/489852-house-passes-2-trillion-coronavirus-relief-bill-with-trump-to-sign-quickly

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Everyone or just everyone making less than that per month?

For tax payers making under 75k a year. Richfags and neets get nothing.

Everyone who makes less than 75k a year.

Trump will sign it at 4 PM eastern!
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why are people who still make 6k per month getting a 20% wage upgrade?
shouldnt this only affect people who lost jobs or make less than before?

So how's this coming? Physical checks?

Now would be a really good time to lose your job if you make less than $18 an hour on full time, 40hrs per week.

The bill grants an extra $600 per week for unemployment for 4 months. Most people will usually get $200-$250 a week.
$3,200 per month for 4 months (but remember unemployment is taxed like regular work pay)

Dawn of the eternal NEET is upon us.

youtube.com/watch?v=ymhZ2jl85EE

YEAH FUCK YOU NIGGERS

NEET LIFE SUCK MY DICK

Its paid via the mechanism you have configured for tax refunds. If you have direct deposit, it'll just show up if the account is still active. If not it'll be a printed check.

direct deposit if you aren't mentally handicapped

Last time I had a "real" job was June of last year so I still filed taxes for 2019, I've been working for cash here and there like the dirty spic I am.

Can I still file for unemployment? Neet life here I come, fuck slaving away in framing

why are people still excited about a one time payment? first it was a thousand per month, then it was a thousand plus maybe another thousand six weeks later. now, it's just a quick toss of pocket change.

If you make under 75k a year, you're literally subhuman

Lol can't wait, anyone in socal I'll be throwing a huge party in the coming weeks. This corona meme finally paid off

hold on, you get unemployment checks AND the coronabucks?
what fucking bs is this even

THIS IS BULLSHIT

I BOUGHT INTO THIS BULLSHIT RAT RACE AND FUCKING WAGE SLAVED OUT OF COLLEGE ON THE PROMISE THE ECONOMY WOULD GET BETTER

I BUSTED MY ASS TO MAKE 20/HR WITH MY DEGREE, LIVED IN A DINGY APARTMENT IN THE CITY, LEASED A CAR, DID EVERYTHING RIGHT

I NEVER COMPLAINED EVEN THOUGH I HAD TO WORK FOR HALF OF WHAT MY PARENTS DID ADJUSTED FOR INFLATION

NOW EVERYONES GETTING WHAT IM PRACTICALLY MAKING NOW FOR FREE?

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

Calm down, you'll get it as well.

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Welp trump lost my vote ... I’m soo sick of getting left the fuck out I don’t even care about the pedo rings I WANT MY FUCKIN FIAT MONEY

Every American that isn't a dependent gets the money

My sentiments as well don’t worry this clown show will stop very soon and everyone will be left on the street for not planning

I normally do direct deposit but I had an issue with someone trying to claim me as a dependent last year so I had to file them through the mail. And my address has changed since then. I hate taxes

>NOW EVERYONES GETTING WHAT IM PRACTICALLY MAKING NOW FOR FREE?

No, they're not. It's only 1 time. Fuck off.

When will the first set of Trumpbux roll out? April 6th still?

Fuck you faggot it’s time for some welfare for the middle class. Kill yourself.

>Did everything right
>listening to your masters
choose one

Libshits are already raging over this bill. Let's have a look:

CNN:

>Millions of workers in the US won't be getting stimulus checks

Oh this sounds bad. I thought almost everyone except the rich were getting checks. Let's keep reading...

>When stimulus checks start going out across the country, undocumented immigrants won't be receiving them.

HAHAHAHAHA, get fucked.

I make exactly $18/h and I end up taking home about $550 a week. Anyone making less than $20/h would still have an increase in income. The problem is getting fired. If you haven't gotten fired yet, chances are you're not going to get fired any time soon. The window of mass unemployment was last week.

Unemployment benefits are $600 a week in addition to what the state would give you. That's an easy $800 a week for the most part.

Do they give to small business owners who have been locked down?

You do know that when everyone has more money, the price of items increase, meaning that your employer will probably pay you more, meaning that you wont be affected, right?

Via drone

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MIGA!

You will see a slow steady rise of unemployment adding to the current numbers. As the economy slows down everyone will be affected.
I work in shipping, a pretty good metric for the economy as a whole. We have had a 17% reduction in Work this month and an 8% reduction the month before.
It’s gonna be a slow burn from here on out.

>neets get nothing
Cope retard

Um cause we are actually finally getting something? Retard.

>neets
those with non-taxable income still get it as long as they make below a certain amount, like below 25,000 a year i believe.

Seriously why don’t we get anything? I haven’t been haven to find a job for 10 years and I’m never going to be a wagecuck

>shouldnt this only affect people who lost jobs or make less than before?
if you think our gibs are unfaur, fucked up and dont make any sense, just look at the welfare system in other countries

So where's the rest of the money going?
$2 trillion is WAY more than $1200 per person

You could just file your taxes for free, then this wouldn't happen.

OP, don't use direct links, always link the archive

did this version have the Digital Dollar shit in it?

one time payment sucks, airlines keep getting money every time there is a bailout the airlines makes nothing and it gets free money so rich guys don't have to pay for upkeep on their planes

>The TCJA takes away the personal exemptions you could once claim for yourself and each of your dependents of any age—$4,050 per person off your taxable income in 2017

So my parents are getting a tax credit of $4k as listing me as a dependent? So it'd be less money overall than if I filled separately with no income?

Greedy corps, healthcare and other bs. I think what is destined to the people in unemployment, gimmes, and small companies is less than 1/4.

Can expats also get the money?

It actually sucks bc people 17-24 filed as dependents (usually college level) get nothing for both them or their parents. So pretty sure I get jack from this but Jerome on welfare and food stamps gets even more handouts.

So how do I set up direct deposit?
I know for SSDI it'll just werk, but what about for SSI? I efiled already, I might be cucked via mail check, though.

It's not free money goyim. Everyone has to pay it back on the next tax return.

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But your parents kept more money for listing you as a dependent in 2019 brainlet.

I make $160k and pay more in taxes that you neets will ever earn. Now I'll be paying for your neetbux

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stop spreading disinfo this didnt happen in 08

Ive been unemployed for 3 years, i make a pittance off freelance coding and twitch donations. What are the chance of me getting trumpbux? I guess i could file twitch taxes, but id really rather not for the very low amount i get from it

>neets get nothing

No. File federal tax online for free, add ten or fifteen bucks under miscellaneous income. Submit. Enjoy your $1200.

good

I wont get the 1200 cause i made 82k last year, but fuck it ill get 1000 for my 2 kids.

What's so bad about mail check? Deposit it to your bank, no?

do you really need nonzero income

I'm here playing a sad tune on the world's smallest violin for you, user

to me :)

it'll probably come later than deposit is all
you'd be surprised what counts as earned income

I wageslaved to get here now I have to pay for you faggot neets reeeeee

I filed taxes last two years but I'm a dependent. Can't really blame anyone but i ain't voting for trump now that I'm left out. I wanted my bux.

>Trumpbux

This paid Kushner shilling is so obvious

I earned it you lil neet fuck. I'll be driving around in my brand new challenger while you fags spend your 1200 on anime porn

Enjoy your free square papers goyim

theguardian.com/politics/2020/mar/26/gordon-brown-calls-for-global-government-to-tackle-coronavirus

Do unemployed people who were unemployed before corona get extra gibs?

Only if you want to e-file. The two sites I tried, HandR block and freetaxusa wouldn't let me e-file unless I had some kind of income listed. You can mail it in with zero income listed.

next stop, student loan forgiveness

NEETS RISE UP