/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2621

Thoughts?
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I'm 99.9999% sure I have the chink poz. I dont have much of a coof but I have fever and the weirdest stabbing pain in my chest and i can't draw a full breath
Most importantly tho I have realized why chinks and Iranians were shaking in these webms inhave it too lads I have the shakes

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why did you suck a nigger tho?

YES
TRUMPBUX

BUT WE WONT SEE THEM TILL MAY LOL

predict US deaths by summer

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Where's all my Herd Immunity chads at?

>tfw 100 quid on amazon but nothing to get

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Why did you do it user? Did it taste good?

Why you suck nigger peepee, user?

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Age breakdown of cases in Newfoundland and Labrador today.

We only have 102 cases total.

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Why have you gargled charcoal

it's a data collecting tool so they can fuck ur ass

It's nice that you are makeing more art, but can you be less autistic aboit it?

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do we have a mega with corona lewds?

looks like corona-chan is going to surpass Tuberculosis today

How can Bolsonaro be so based?
youtube.com/watch?v=Ko5nuxb2wK8

here are some tips to indentify if it's really corona:

youtube.com/watch?v=Hhc_Xgz0-rc

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Austria on the ground report:
>Salzburg
we are getting drowned in work rn
my usual shifts are anywhere between 8-12 hours
now the average is 15hrs
we have no PPE and have to resort to our "scarfs" as mouth/nose cover
>Vienna
same but worse, it reached the homeless population and they now have put 3 homeless shelters under quarantine, the workers are stuck their with their clients, unable to get out and have to sleep among them.
>lower austria
they have a backlog of tests now and already surpassed vienna
>upper austria
it's madmax tier their
every village fren i know there started planting their own food "just in case" now

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HABBENING FAGS WRONG
NOTHINGBURGERFAGS ALSO WRONG

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I love you Corona-chan!

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What're y'all gonna do once civilization collapses? What's your endgoal?
>breaking down doors and cracking open computers, then ripping out their hard drives
>build a library of data from my town as a record of what stupid shit people did on their computers pre-collapse

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I think at this point we should all be able to conclude that this hamburger is, in fact, made of something

>Wuhan recovered more than a month ago.
>this is what "recovery" looks like
>a look at western countries in a few months

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youtube.com/watch?v=12ZhdYCpJ90

Looks like an ordinary flu 2bh

>OH NO THE CORONARINO NOT THE BEERINO BUT THE DISEASO

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if you say something about china c*ll*
psing, your message will be flagged as spam

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ganbare corona-chan

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twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1243606740018569229
53 people aboard the Zaandam cruise ship off Panama are sick, including 2 who have tested positive for coronavirus. 4 older passengers have died, according to Holland America Line
Why nobody post news anymore?

why, user, WHY?

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>implying apple users wouldn't love that feel

>2821 right now
Is she going to make it to #1 today?

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>A ministry of Spain caring more about apes getting coronavirus than about their citizens
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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That is nice idea, I'll do the same.

TOKYO IN SOFT LOCKDOWN
>TOKYO IN SOFT LOCKDOWN
TOKYO IN SOFT LOCKDOWN
>TOKYO IN SOFT LOCKDOWN

IS HAPPENING THE TOKYO TOWER PROPHECY IS COMING

So.. how'd it taste?

I've been here since the beginning, I can't

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well?

Yeah they recovered alright

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yes

OPEN THE GYMS!!!!!!!!

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REMINDER:

The American worker relief fund spends 11 BIllion on foreign nationsThe ADF and the AfDB are two related organizations that help fund development and poverty eradication efforts in Africa, whereas the IDA is a subsidiary of the World Bank that gives to poor countries in general. Combined, they will receive more than $10.8 billion under the CARES Act.

This amount includes $7,286,587,008 for the AfDB, $513,900,000 for the ADF and $3,004,200,000 for the IDA.

foxnews.com/politics/coronavirus-relief-package-contains-over-11-billion-international-development

>Our girl will be #1
Can't wait

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I’m with you there user
I have a dry throat and my body just started aching last night

I don’t wanna die :(

What will the peak price of Gold be after all of this be?

It seems like we will hit ATHs as a result of this insane amount of money printing.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 96,968 (1,477) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 50,178 (321) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,642 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,610 (53) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,717 (19) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Denmark 2,046 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Japan 1,387 (47) Poland 1,340 (16) Pakistan 1,331 (9) Romania 1,292 (26) South Africa 1,170 (2) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 887 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Peru 635 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +11,533 (+182) Italy +5,909 (+919) Spain +6,273 (+569) Germany +6,240 (+54) France +3,809 (+299) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +1,117 (+39) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +733 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Turkey +2,069 (+17) Canada +567 (+14) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +345 (+5) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +169 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Romania +263 (+3) South Africa +243 (+2) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Greece +74 (+1) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+2) Lithuania +59 (+1) Morocco +58 (+10) Bosnia & Herzegovina +41 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Moldova +22 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Burkina Faso +28 (+2) Cyprus +16 (+2) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +13 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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yep looks like it

Holy fucking shit, I didnt check for like ONE HOUR and she's almost at 600k infected and about to beat TBs daily kill rate and take first place

>Normie friends just can't stay at home on a friday evening

>They're meeting up to hangout 9 people and taking public transportation despite national lockdown

Are Normies worse than Coomers?

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Just got an email from HR saying that someone in our office tested positive. We've been working from home since the 16th but that person was in the office from the 9-13 and had "connected directly" with some of us (whatever the fuck that means).

In other words am I fucked? I haven't shown any sometimes but it's still kinda early right?

but, china is collapsing

Romanian bros, how many more infected do you think we'll have tomorrow? 400? 500?

jUICY FRUIT

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Guys, do you know if you can reuse ffp3 masks? I still have some left but I'm wondering if I spray it will disinfectant and let it dry - can I use it?

post number minus 2•10^8

Hussy!

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EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE! I REPEAT, EVERYTHING WILL BE FINE!!!

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gymcels btfo

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Oh well, it's called compromise juden, it's how government works and always has since 1776

could you provide a link my friend?

Yasssss

checked very nice

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coomers stay inside so yeah

BC is saying we peak march 29 and only 100 cases per day.

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OH SHIT THE CORONI SKELETONI

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during WWII nobody reported single and double digit deaths as well

I've been here from the start too and I don't remember as much sperging about the blond one as today

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is there any livestream of wuhan where you can see the city and not just the back area of a damn fieldhospital?

Old news niggerfaggot.

Yeah if it weren't for those damn Sino-faggots we wouldn't have this problem!

yeah b-but I want my Trumpbuxx!

Awful lot of people today on Times Square.

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sure
mega.nz/#F!CLZ3XAoD!6dDrAp961kUXxrIE_g2nqQ

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Stay safe my friend

based if true

based bolso purging boomers

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-1.49%) Germany (-3.59%) France (-3.20%) United Kingdom (-3.87%) Italy (-2.93%) Switzerland (-1.76%) Spain (-3.92%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-2.86%) Hungary (-1.99%) Russia (-4.33%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.32%) Japan (+2.11%) Hong Kong (-0.48%) China (+0.34%) Australia (-7.69%) Singapore (+0.56%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-6%) Beijing (-3%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-27%) Dubai (-21%) Moscow (+9%) Rome (-37%) Milan (-35%) Berlin (-13%) Munich (-12%) Brussels (-27%) Paris (-54%) Madrid (-21%) Barcelona (-27%) London (-45%) Johannesburg (-4%) Sao Paulo (-42%) Buenos Aires (-36%) New York (-49%) Washington (-32%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-34%) Chicago (-25%) Houston (-20%) Mexico City (-44%) Los Angeles (-28%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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I love you Corona-Chan!

And i'm telling you that I don't KNOW what we should do. That's the roblem, NONE of us do, and NONE of us are interested in discussing it.
All I know is that we have a rapidly developing situation and we're treating it like any other happening.
Hell, even the WORD "organisation" is gonna throw a bunch of merchant pics and accusations my way.

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lmao
I really dislike apes a lot for some reason.

>Coroni Skeletoni
Sounds like a local Chef from Napoli

Michigan reporting new 802 cases and 32 deaths.
This state is getting hit pretty hard.

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Hey, does anyone understand how "authorities" come to a 3-4% death rate stat? When I look at the live world rates excluding China and do (Deaths)/(Deaths+Recovered) the death rate is around 1/6 or 17%. I don't see how you can arrive at single digit numbers unless you uncritically accept the Chinese numbers.

>Jwoww confirmed to have COVID-19, says reuters

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Can an artist pls make corona-chan a futa? It makes more sense and is so much hotter.

The .gif broke me ok? I couldn't stand seeing such good OC being stolen from her and I grew to attached to the original design.

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since it has quick mutation for the individual, the dark hair one can be yours alone

christ

cant wait to install a fusebox to turn power back on for midtown manhattan while fighting rikers

is it all Detroit?

No.

London collapsing commence
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Good job flattening the curve, West Coast.

no.

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I got some prime swampland for sale at a great price for you if you believe that. There is gonna be wave after wave after wave of this for another year and a half.

I've been following the news, is this really giong to be bad?

LASTEST REPORT FROM RAOULT

mediterranee-infection.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/COVID-IHU-2-1.pdf

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rare dab

/cvg/ btfo

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That's just London as it usual is though

thank you

Try offering money.

Agreed

Why did you make her uglier

>Tokyo tower prophecy
Wat dat

Could THIS be any more of a /cvg/

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Hey doesn't the flu in China kill like 100+ people? There's no way that's possible world population of billions right? Why would that lie about that?

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Italy again putting out massive numbers. They should be the most angry out of everyone including the Chinese. Every major country screwed up to some degree but they invited corona in.

so... what should we do now? what can we actually do?

>pic saved 26th Feb
eh, it did age well
sadly

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>connected directly
You were already fucked, champ

thank you for your service Gary

>Brazil 3,027
lool..
why is Brazil so low?

why do we have to be so fucking gay?
what is your obsession with dicks?

>Quid

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Sauce

100,000

me on the right

Most is from Detroit. Could be the homeless population is starting to come in numbers.

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Its been percolating in Japan all along and they've been hiding it to protect the Olympics.

This guy is a millionare and I'm a broke as hell fag living in his parents basement.

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All coronas are beautiful, do not discriminate against the various aspects of Corona-chan.

>every village fren i know there started planting their own food "just in case" now
BASED

Fucking based

that's london? Looks like it could be Islamabad or Isfahan just as well...

Thoughts and prayers

hes literally grabbing at smoke trying to create an argument

100% of those who drink hydric acid mixed with hydrogen monoxide will die

is bill bitchell losing his mind?

A toast, to /cvg/

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>"put a dick on it"
this is your mind on porn addiction

I got one a few weeks ago but I'm too self-conscious to wear it. God damn Brits no one wears a mask because it's considered "giving in to it"

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collapse?

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Even when it's non knife crime related, there's still a lyca mobile sign in the background of someone lying on the ground injured in London

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STAY IN LINE

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Don't worry man it's going to be fine twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235604572850343937

I've been following the news. Is this really giong to be bad?

is this why u hate women now? BBC? Really?

same, and by extension I also dislike black people.

>London
>literally mudslime narration and hijabs

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reeee not my chinese cartoons

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A toast, to corona

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No way, just ignore Yas Forums and go on with your life as you always do.

How is that even funny, you newfag boomer lol

radiichina.com/coronavirus-racism-italy-video/

Does the average Italian citizen understand the connection?

spread the message without sounding like a lunatic. grab onto something they're suspicious anyways, like if they noticed the medias 180.

But i don't have much hope for the forseeable time.

I love you Corona-chan!

lol hello newfren

Lockdown will be months and months with rioting and looting

>US at 98,080 cases
US at 98,080 cases
>US at 98,080 cases
US at 98,080 cases

We will definitely break 100k today.
Maybe at Trump's signing ceremony.

SHIBO WOOO

It'll be 100x worse than you can imagine.

>twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1235604572850343937
I don't get it, I thought we were doing well?

That 3.7 billion under lockdown is out of date now.

>too self-conscious
>giving a shit what some mouth breathing mindless cattle think or say about you
Do you not care at all about your health? Nigger what the fuck? Those that would mock you will be dead anyway soon.

They will only be isolating and testing "close contacts" as they have done in my country. Only one week ago they figured out that it spreads as an aerosol. This was a known fact in China.

Why the fuck can't they learn from others? Must they figure out everything for themselves?

reported: 100,000
actual: 10,000,000

Where is the meme generator that makes these?

I achieved a pretty /fa/ look and its pretty fun to walk around and have everyone either giggle or freak out. Just wear it a few times and you'll get used to it.

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Went from believing this, to doubting it, to believing it again this week when they suddenly decided to start suggesting the same self isolation stuff as every other country as soon as it was confirmed that the Olympics would be postponed by a year. Olympics get postponed, suddenly numbers in Tokyo go up and they announce self isolation could just be a coincidence and I need to take my meds but fuck

Multiculturalism user

No tests.

My state has more cases than most countries, and there are only 4 1/2 million of us.

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they lied to you.

she should stop tanning, shes getting sunspots everywhere

You're very welcome. Keep in mind that if you have any problems, talk to me and I will help you.