/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2620

any chance USA 100k cases today!?

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taly at +5000? the rate of increase has fallen
it's over

>2758 deaths today
>days not even over yet

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>302 NEW CASES (2,121)
>3 NEW DEATHS (22)
OH GOD HELP US WE ARE DOOMED

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I've got bulls of steel.

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what happened to China lads

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Austria on the ground report:
>Salzburg
we are getting drowned in work rn
my usual shifts are anywhere between 8-12 hours
now the average is 15hrs
we have no PPE and have to resort to our "scarfs" as mouth/nose cover
>Vienna
same but worse, it reached the homeless population and they now have put 3 homeless shelters under quarantine, the workers are stuck their with their clients, unable to get out and have to sleep among them.
>lower austria
they have a backlog of tests now and already surpassed vienna
>upper austria
it's madmax tier their
every village fren i know there started planting their own food "just in case" now

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Let me really scare you guys

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Eh, you are not gary, but it still kinda belongs.

BASED WHOMP COMIC
STONETOSS ON SUICIDE WATCH

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152 NEW CASES IN INDIA TODAY, OUR HIGHEST DAILY INCREASE EVER
>TOTAL CASES NOW AT 887
152 NEW CASES IN INDIA TODAY, OUR HIGHEST DAILY INCREASE EVER
>TOTAL CASES NOW AT 887
152 NEW CASES IN INDIA TODAY, OUR HIGHEST DAILY INCREASE EVER
>TOTAL CASES NOW AT 887
152 NEW CASES IN INDIA TODAY, OUR HIGHEST DAILY INCREASE EVER
>TOTAL CASES NOW AT 887
152 NEW CASES IN INDIA TODAY, OUR HIGHEST DAILY INCREASE EVER
>TOTAL CASES NOW AT 887

100% chance

Do you guys think Mr. Dawnald "Back in the pews to serve our jews" Blurmnpth will actually stick with opening up America on Easter? Or is he gonna fold and keep things closed down? Either way we're fucked

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Pope saved mankind

MORE MONEY ON DEFENSE FUCK HOSPITALS
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY
FUCK HUMAN BEINGS FUCK HUMANITY

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What happens once this is over?
This is one of those years in which decades happen. What happens to us once our frail societies finally get to the breaking point?

We've reached the breaking point of the current social order, something most of the people in this thread have been LARPing about for years, and now that's happening, you have absolutely no idea how to go forward.
You're cheering this on in the hopes that the magical boogaloo will just fall into your lap, and you're letting the other pieces in our fractured and sectarian societies intersect it from you.

Where do we go from here?

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checked

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Are you expecting to get this virus lads?

>twitter.com/NYCHealthCommr/status/1226508570646269954
based

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can USA re-open the country now? I want hearing research to carry on so I can get my pill to cure my hearing loss before I die

Situation under control, grorious Chairman Xi has saved the country and soon everything will come back to normal, unlike filthy Western countries

LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOO-ew too much poo

How many hours has it been since Gary posted, 4 hours? 5 hours?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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All in USA
global pandemic cancelled
It's a US domestic issue now
foreigners fuck off

yesterday

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What did they mean by this?

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Interesting times

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Shelter in place order given for Florida as of 2 hours ago

armoured personnel carrier and the national guard arrive in Moscow
youtube.com/watch?v=WFZMqgdQJt0
youtube.com/watch?v=LPj6VLBl5T0
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I do not know what to do

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don't worry modi will fix this

strawpoll.me/19632874
>strawpoll.me/19632874
strawpoll.me/19632874
>strawpoll.me/19632874
strawpoll.me/19632874

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no, her hair is corona yellow faggot.

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HOW LONG WILL EUROPE LAST AT THIS PACE?
THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE SEX TO REPLACE THOSE DEAD BOOMERS AND DOCTORS.

AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
UNIRONICALLY YOU'RE GETTING FUCKED SO HARD THE ONLY PEOPLE WHO CAN SAVE YOU AT THIS POINT ARE THE MUDSLIMES NEAR THE GREEK BORDERS.

LET THEM IN LMAO
OTHERWISE

>EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
>EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
>EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
>EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
>EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
>EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!
EUROPE IS DOOMED TO GET FUCKED FOREVER!

ALSO THIS TIME, TRY AND MAKE ME SEETHE WITHOUT USING THE CLICHE POO IN THE LOO MEMES.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 96,968 (1,477) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 50,178 (321) France 32,964 (1,995) Iran 32,332 (2,378) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,642 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,610 (53) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,717 (19) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Denmark 2,046 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Japan 1,387 (47) Poland 1,340 (16) Pakistan 1,331 (9) Romania 1,292 (25) South Africa 1,170 (2) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 887 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Peru 635 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +11,533 (+182) Italy +5,909 (+919) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+569) Germany +6,240 (+54) France +3,809 (+299) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +1,117 (+39) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +733 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Turkey +2,069 (+17) Canada +567 (+14) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +345 (+5) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +169 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Romania +263 (+2) South Africa +243 (+2) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Greece +74 (+1) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+2) Lithuania +59 (+1) Morocco +58 (+10) Bosnia & Herzegovina +41 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Moldova +22 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Burkina Faso +28 (+2) Cyprus +16 (+2) Cameroon +13 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Catching up with Pakistan?

Dammit I want a preggo Corona-chan sometime if the other drawfag is on.

How is the lockdown enforced in the slums?

Gotta celebrate zombie jeebus

Can someone please comparte:
>from day zero the growth rate compared to h1n1 2009 outbreak
>from day zero the death rate compared to 2009 h1n1 outbreak

Coronchan seems to be slower and less deadly

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nah he posted early this morning - I was there

Where's all my Herd Immunity chads at?

give me 1 hour

DEATH PARADE

how the fuck are asymptomatic carriers spreading the disease

FUCK VIRUSES
FUCK VIRUSES
FUCK VIRUSES
(but in the sexual meaning of the word)

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With police beating the shit out of you

antarctica fucking when

>>Nothingburgers and /Ptg/ BTFO

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At least we're white though.
You and your descendants will always be disgusting, smelly, ugly curryniggers.
Why even live?

it already has more confirmed than the swine flu
the other swine flu numbers are estimates

Boris is doing his part!

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It isn’t slower, but it is less deadly. The reason H1N1 fizzled out was because of a lower r0 and higher lethality. The reason Corona is so bad is because it’s just deadly enough and extremely contagious.

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Maybe this'll help you, user

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>piss
>don't wash their hands

We can have both. Aren't there multiple strains of corona? Call them sisters

USA bros, what are you gonna do with your TrumpBux? I made just under $75k last year, so I should be getting the full $1.2k in direct deposit.

I still have my job so I don't really need the money, I was thinking about buying a Valve Index to play the new Half Life game and other VR shit, can anyone recommend??

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>this hyperboomer is argentina's health minister
what can we expect cvgbros?

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Potatoes aren’t white sorry

but there isn't enough sacred poo to fill all of the loos

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>brits seething at their leader being infected.

Feels good to see all these brit-cuck tears as they mourn. Fuck I hate Britain so much.

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just let him spam he just makes golden corona more rare

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Гoтoвь тyзa, мaня.

some of them look like tactical missile carriers tho

shedding the virus through exhaled moisture, bodily fluids, and contact with shared surfaces

Diversity is our strength! Apart from when it gets everyone killed.

I feel for the bros in Italy

Okay so most were old, but were it not for corona they could have lived many more years

These were people parents, grandparents, heads of the family and community - just gone

Fuck China

F

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>seasonal flu
>1027

b-but muh 6 gorillion deaths every year by the killer flu

SERIOUSLY all these numbers seem to be pulled out of someones ass

>pic related

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-2.40%) Germany (-4.08%) France (-3.72%) United Kingdom (-4.43%) Italy (-3.68%) Switzerland (-2.41%) Spain (-3.93%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-3.32%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-4.45%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.98%) Japan (+1.88%) Hong Kong (-0.66%) China (+0.05%) Australia (-8.22%) Singapore (+0.19%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-8%) Beijing (-3%) Wuhan (-1%) New Delhi (-27%) Dubai (-21%) Moscow (+9%) Rome (-49%) Milan (-35%) Berlin (-11%) Munich (-11%) Brussels (-26%) Paris (-53%) Madrid (-21%) Barcelona (-27%) London (-55%) Johannesburg (-2%) Sao Paulo (-42%) Buenos Aires (-30%) New York (-49%) Washington (-32%) Miami (-21%) Toronto (-34%) Chicago (-25%) Houston (-20%) Mexico City (-34%) Los Angeles (-29%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>h1n1 has higher lethality
you what
are you sure about that since h1n1 has the mortality of a slightly worse flu

It’s because it’s during incubation. This is a variant of SARS so you can’t just be asymptomatic, that’s not how it works. People are asymptomatic because of the incubation period, then they show more symptoms.

B

>tfw i can't bomb china and ireland with nukes listening to this
youtube.com/watch?v=j1OPrSTkOrI

>when your waifu is belarussian so she's safe
based

I can't believe that people are still taking this as a reason to stay home. We know that the virus kills

Have patience user, they'll open everything at Easter when God-Emperor Trump will have cured COVID singlehandedly.

Can I get a name on that host?

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possibly

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I’m expecting 30k more cases in the US by tonight. People are literally acting like nothings happening. If your state isn’t enforcing the lockdown, which is half the states, then people just do whatever they want.
Source: I live in a state with a “voluntarily lockdown” and people are just living their life

My cousin living in Spain tested positive for the Coronavirus AGAIN after recovering.

For fuck's sake.

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He... doesn't look really healthy to be honest

They don't aim for their backs but for their butt. What did they mean by this?

it may only kill 1%, but it does permanent damage to your organs if you live

>world government
That would actually be a good thing. Big if true

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holy fuck are they getting beaten with 4 foot rubber dildos?

It's just a flu bro

AAAAAAAAAAAH I'M GONNA .. I'M GONNA POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>tough work and a tractor can cure anything

holy shit this is gold

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>You and your descendants will always be disgusting, smelly, ugly curryniggers.

You mean 90% of the planet within the coming years, sure lmao>
White poeple are over, being white in 2020 is worthless kek. keep dreaming and LARPing that you're still the masterrace amongst all this shitshow.

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If the stituation gets worse here.
And it will
A boogaloo is almost inevitable here

veronica lozano

Just the opposite you faggot.
H1N1 had an extremely low lethality and was able to spread uncontrolled.
Meanwhile, Corona is highly deadly but because of the strong measures put forward by countries around the globe, the infection rate is currently lower.

Soon, user. soon

Just went to /ptg/

Are those boomers gonna make it?

How many sacrifices are acceptable for the God-Market, kike?

>internet explorer
duuuuuuuuude

Based and same

Get fucked amerifats! I hope your death toll will pump to heaven and hell and back. Time for me to buy your NASDAQ cheapies. So be a good goy and die for my future portfolio.

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>Vero Lozano

>that throw
based

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You guys are going to be burning so many bodies per day.

Fuck off with your blonde corona-chan.

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Didn't H1N1 had a lethality of 0.02% or something? That's lower than the flu.

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out of ventilators, fentanyl, pain relievers, gowns, masks, running low on gloves.
its over, 2 million people about to die in USA.
do not go to hospital

i'm not worried 'cus Pakistan is going to fuk ur shit up bud MWAHAHAHAH

take that $1200 and sink it all into mortgage stocks while they're retardedly low.

Good mid-term investment.

>brits seething at their leader being infected.
Wasn't it obvious that this would happen after his Health Minister was confirmed infected?

I'm just waiting for Bolsonaro and Trump to get confirmed to have corona.

based hardcore harry time?

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Trust me everyone here is anxious to return to normal, nobody gives a fuck about this pussy virus. We all are aware it's a fear mongering flu. Serious.

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If get crisis ends tomorrow

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Do NEETs get it?

Why is the US rejecting help from Cuban doctors?

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As she should be. Blond Corona=Shiny Corona

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It isn't clear yet, other than continuing to build a community by taking advantage of the crisis.

Based and redpilled

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If you lose your job over this it never should have existed in the first place

kek

shut the fuck up globohomo

12,000 deaths with an estimated 60.8 million infections is not more lethal than this, fren

I feel sorry for my pastabro’s. Stay strong frens. Italy will rise again.

Thanks. I Wwas the one asking for your update in the last thread.

If get crisis ends tomorrow..

This is the plot of Johanna

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the literal just a flu bro crowd want to go rioting lmao we are so fucked

>does permanent damage

so does sneezing, user-kun. it's almost like there are permanent consequences for like every disease

>mfw the pollution from burning bodies overtakes the pollution saved from lockdown

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WOULD YOU LOOK AT THIS EVIL WITCH

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More lego and transformers. Might finally get Metroplex and Omega Supreme.

The bad thing is that I have a lot of mucus drainage, so I do not know if I am coughing cause of allergies or not.

"Someone please do the thinking for me I just want to talk out of my ass"

Lmao

Trash low IQ take.

might be but i remember seeing 0,2%

If get pandemic ends tomorrow...

Bwahaha.i looked at the CDC numbers from their web pages. The first press release was on April 23, 2009. On June 11, 2009 the WHO called it a pandemic not because it was dealy, but because they found cases in 70 countries. On June 26, 2009, the CDC reported there were 27k US cases and only 127 deaths, 2 months after. In 2013, they went back to review that virus and using models I creased the number estimates to those currently being pushed

Why is the golden haired one even a thing, the virus is chinese, the hair is supposed to be black like chinese people. Also black hair makes her hotter.

At least two.

This is the most boring happening ever. Someone go out and make an extra happening for our enjoyment.

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I’m a fresh outta highschool college wage slave working at a fast food joint for 10 dollars an hour. I touch hundreds of credit cards per day, have to talk to random strangers in the drive-thru, and we don’t wear gloves or any protective gear.
Yep, I’m most definitely going to get this thing if I don’t already have it.

>chile, pakistan, south africa
looks like poor countries are starting to get hit in a big way now

Cuban medicine is just a meme, a propaganda campaign of great success

people still are not realizing that reinfection is REALITY. coronachan gives you pneumonia the first round and then fucks with your heart for desert

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If this faggot survive, then I'll belive in nothinghamberder.

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cause it's not doctors what you need but equipment

Holy based

well, she isn't wrong tho

indian males like batons up their butts, obviously. it opens up their chakras n shit.

This virus is truly a godsend

Does she browse /cvg/, Yas Forums?

>Pakistan is going to fuk ur shit up
Let them first get the BIG CHINESE DICK out of there asshole before they get the BIG INDIAN COCK inside them lol, they can't take two BIG SUPERPOWER COCKS at once.
We'll take turns.

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there are 2 strains

If consecutive numbers you get worse than Madrid (As you are already doing)

lmao

based

invoke p

God what a cunt, her I wonder if she’s still seething over loosing

orange cheeto btfo

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Because I work in a job that involves a high amount of social interaction? Or because the economy crashing isn't also going to be bad?

If get, pandemic ends tomorrow

Stop shilling this fucking nothingburger of a flu. Nothing will happen

>normies clapping in their balconies

Not this shit no.

and he delivered, dumb bitch

She's Gary

you're welcome
sorry it took so long, was fucking dead after last shift

That fucking cunt wanted the TTP to go into effect as well. I wonder how much Chink money that bitch got.

Oh well, you have more cousins right?

blonde coronachan is patrician tier you pleb

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>2700+ dead today
Jeez this is getting nuts. We're about to start losing 3000 people a day.

If i roll a get, corona ends tomorrow

kek

youtube.com/watch?v=Ym2gBjhnnoM forgot link

Good news everybody, Hubei Province is going back to normal!

>twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243473247536058368

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>Continuing
I wasn't aware we'd started.
>and you're letting the other pieces in our fractured and sectarian societies intersect it from you
The point isn't whether or not it happens. It's whether or not it goes in your favour. Which it won't if you think that the future of your society is a god-given right that'll naturally fall on your shoulders if you just sit and watch for long enough.

that's no excuse, this blonde hair bullshit was before the virus divided on two strains.

Because it's not essential to society

Reminder that SARS-CoV-2 can live on the outer layer of surgical masks for 7 days. Always throw your used contaminated masks away!
Sauce: medrxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.03.15.20036673v1.full.pdf

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we could reach a million by the Q1 of 2021

Ok check this out
if i roll a get, pandemic ends tomorrow

When you love your job you never work a day in your life.

>I touch hundreds of credit cards per day
thank fuck most of the new credit card machines around here have contacless payment

Kek

I really like the last one hahahah can't escape the pageet hand of the law

Got a big stick on his hiiiiiiIIIIIpppp

I mean realistically where else can this picture go? 600000+ is where she should start becoming preggo

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Canada is saying we have covid under control and everyone is celebrating in BC. What do you think pol?

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New York City

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No. That is wrong. Blonde is shit and so is your opinion.

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>american
>loosing

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So the MAYBE 1% of people who could die from this are MORE essential than 50% of America?

TEMS guy here. I am likely infected, an infected child coughed near me a last week at a house; when I had my P100 off. I thought nothing on it at the time. Waiting for my antigen test results. I have stayed in a waning Febrile(102-104F/38-40C) state since Wednesday.

And people will continue to think nothing of it, meanwhile I’m here in my bathroom nebulizinf myself because I got the bloody lung special because my parents are suicidal boomers

THE MADLASS REALLY DID IT!!!

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Don't worry user, he always comes back when we need him most.

Check. I like them both, but the anti-blond spergs have been insufferable today

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I'm happy you're doing what you're doing, but why the fuck don't you quit?

180 dead

What does sneezing damage to the point of never being able to recover?

>awoo girl
too bad she caught the awoo-flu.

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www1.nyc.gov/assets/doh/downloads/pdf/imm/covid-19-data-map.pdf

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Speak softly and carry a 5 foot rubber whacking stick.

ever hear of peroxide?
Corona beer is yellow, duh.

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Trump needs to fire fauci right now. That liberal idiot is going to ruin the American economy even more with his fear mongering. This flu is nothing extreme, and we'll have a vaccine soon. Fauci is a Hillary libtard who needs to be removed from any public office for his incompetentcy in any pandemic he's handled.

OPEN THE COUNTRY UP BEFORE EASTER. I WANNA WORK

if you don't survive then you're not going to accomplish jack shit. fuck out of here. go set a dumpster on fire.

I voted for Trump specifically to put this sociopath in jail.

wider hips

Western styria reporting in. Traffic is just 3% of what it used to be. In my street about 3-6 cars used to be passing by every minute. Now it's just 1 car every 5-10min. In the night there's an eerie silence due to the traffic missing.

Besides that there's nothing special to report.

Yes, as long as you're not listed as a dependent on someone else's taxes and you made under $99k (solo) last year then you get a payout. If you made under $75k then you get the full $1.2k

Your brain, you absolute mouth-breather

No, futa is the best option.

Check'd also based and foamy pilled

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>liberal
show one time he expressed a liberal political position

man you have no idea how slow big companies and healthcare take to adapt

So many core systems break if they don't have a certain ActiveX plugin and IE 11.8.0.4567 and an old Java JRE plugin or some shit

Any other version stops it working - its fucking nuts

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If there is nowhere to go, we can always just go up

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>Americans coping with coronavirus are clogging toilets with wipes and T-shirts
>"Toilets are not trash cans," the EPA is warning as a shortage of toilet paper leads to desperate measures.

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/americans-coping-coronavirus-are-clogging-toilets-wipes-t-shirts-n1168706

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Incubation time has been observed to be 27 days in one case and 24 in another case.

flu is 0.1%

Fuck you cunt I’m having issues breathing because of this shit

WTF GUYS TINDER JUST TELL ME THAT ITCAN LET YOU CHOOSE THE LOCATION YOU WANT FOR FREE UNTIL 30th OF APRIL

SOMEONE MAKE A FAKE PROFILE AND CHOOSE WUHAN TO SEE IF THERE IS PEOPLE ALIVE THERE

QUICK

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You jest, but there is a certain general right next to us who unironically believes that.

bolsonaro will rather die than admit he has it ofc

Hey guys I have some insider info from the UN
The coroni is a hoax.
Have you guys never coughed or had a fever? Get a grip

DOTR is upon you
I hope you're lockd n loaded

a fat cock.

>2nd mutts law proven yet agein

Say that to my face and not online, asshat.

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The US already owns more than half the planet. The only independent ones are the Chinks and Russians. You are the globohomo, I'm just your loyal servant

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I like helping people and it's an awesome job
plus the humor is Yas Forums levels of woke so it's the only job where i can show my powerlevel openly
comfy shit ngl

>no district has less than 30% of administered tests returning positive

That's the scariest part since NY is getting like half of all the tests administered daily in the country.

I made $0 and am a dependent of my parents.

Black hair doesn't make anyone hotter it looks like shit

>t-shirts
Surely they had to have paper towels at the very least? Why T-shirts?

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This European solidarity thing is ironic. Because countries would be much better positioned to send material and personnel help if they had closed their borders earlier and had no major outbreaks themselves.

I thought that was Angela Merkel

Black will always be best to me but I won't knock blonde

I mean to be fair half the Americans in these threads were making the same joke when we officially passed Italy

WTF ARE YOU SHILLING TINDER ON Yas Forums??

Communist magic, if you ask a Chinaman about famine and Tiananmen Square, they'll have a memory loss

oh yeah?!? ur a poopy head! take that! hmph.

Oh don't you worry, riots incoming as the system starts to crumble.

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Should I pull the trigger on a 3M halfmask and P3 filters?

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Based

Right, because breaking our own own infrastructure in roaving crowds of easy targets has worked SO well for American inner cities in the past.
I'm not asking you to go set cars in fire and be a LARPing degenerate you fucking leaf. That's the opposite of what i'm saying.
But if you're more interested in your internet connection and your chicken nuggy supply then you are with the societal ills that drove you here in the first place then you're dead whether you contract the Wu Flu or not.

NO JUST INCREASE THE MILKERS FURTHER TO A GARGANTUAN SIZE.

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