FYI: There's a comet larger than Jupiter headed for our sun right now. At night you can see it with your bare eyes. It's not going to hit the sun, but if the heat damages it and makes it fracture or even explode earth will orbit through the debris.
So, Yas Forums, how do the owners of the planet get everyone to stay at home and not riot or start panicking en mass?
That’s venus user, the planet completed a cycle this march and it was the brightest it has been in 9 years, you could even see it during the daylight. Maxim peak was right after sunset.
Adam Thomas
>comet larger than Jupiter Nice bait
Mason Barnes
Lmfao
Ian Hill
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Cameron Howard
Is this your first spring? How did you learn to post here at 9 months old
Hudson Howard
My balls are bigger than the jupiter sized comet, you have been warned
Jack Roberts
I wish it was true, is way better than gay lord invisible air born aids.
Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system you dunce.
A comet that large would not only be the brightest object in the sky to the naked eye (far larger than even the Moon), but an object of comet density the size of jupiter would have enough mass to begin nuclear fusion anyways, so unless the motherfucker is hollow it would be a Star. A relatively short lived Star at that.
Point is, you're retarded, and Earth is essentially orbiting in the same path as trillions of asteroids and comets and other stellar debris on the reg, hence why shooting stars and meteors are relatively common.
Daniel King
>welcome to israeli news live
Stopped right there
Isaac Perry
Comet, Vixen, Dasher, Prancer and Dancer all just flew over my house.
Exploding wont change its orbit, only friction will slow it.
Jace Stewart
These threads are always where only the most retarded anons on this board come to post.
Grayson Carter
ahh, rudolph still not allowed in the games, eh?
Austin Walker
maybe they’ll rod from god China and blame the astroid debris
Matthew Jones
jokes aside cuz Ive spotted this shit too. it appears on the west side of the sky and way waaaay too bright for either a star or a planet. how do I know that? cuz I work out daily for 4 years outside and while I do dips and pull ups I always watch at the sky and I can guarantee this "star" wasnt that bright AT ALL.
Jonathan Wilson
larger than jupiter? what the hell are you talking about?
Cameron Long
but it might be Venus tho
Isaac Sanders
It's Venus and yes it's been incredibly bright.
Jace Morales
Doomsayer prediction #117,378,383,822,999,297
William Scott
so looks like Venus glow niggers glowing bright?
Michael Russell
You know nothing, you pissant.
Grayson Morales
same I saw this shit brighter than the moon for days now and dunno what it is. It seems also bigger than any planet. I did a quick google and end up reading about an earth-moon-jupiter alignement but the article didn't explained shit.
Lincoln Rivera
lol innit
Parker Perez
>comet larger than jupiter. stop channeling velikovsky. a jupiter-sized rogue planet coming as close as this one would disassemble much of the solar system.
Tyler Wright
>be triffid >huge comet tail on its way >oooh my day has come >earth passing through tail causes biggest lightshow in history >everyones in bed with coronavirus >not blind >get chopped down >shit
Dominic Hernandez
Earth orbits through comet debris all the time. That's what meteor showers are.
no I think that was Venus and btw this video is fake
Jordan Ramirez
Why would you bump this utter retardation?
Isaiah Wood
>Comet >Larger than Jupiter WTF, a comet just flew outside of my house!
Brandon Wright
The rulers of our govts dont care about us enough to hurt the economy to keep us from getting the cold. Its just laughable. I cant fathom believe this.
Mason Evans
That’s legitimately terrifying.
Nathaniel Collins
>There's a comet larger than Jupiter and........you lost me right there. At least make it plausible next time OK?
Stupid cunts. You haven't seen the trajectory. The tail intersects Earth at a point, which will shower us with debris, possibly large chunks capable of penetrating the atmosphere. Now you know why they released the virus and put us into lockdown. Dumb idiots. Yas Forumsacks really are inbred niggers.