ATLAS Comet

FYI: There's a comet larger than Jupiter headed for our sun right now. At night you can see it with your bare eyes. It's not going to hit the sun, but if the heat damages it and makes it fracture or even explode earth will orbit through the debris.

So, Yas Forums, how do the owners of the planet get everyone to stay at home and not riot or start panicking en mass?

Why is no one talking about this?

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youtube.com/watch?v=CtAmwrQ25cA
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inverse.com/science/comet-atlas-may-23-2020
cnet.com/news/brightening-comet-atlas-could-soon-lift-your-gaze-and-spirits-just-a-little/
universetoday.com/145036/comet-y4-atlas-in-outburst-first-good-comet-for-2020/
phys.org/news/2020-03-comet-atlas.html
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Source: trust me bro

Comets don’t get that big call it a rogue planet if it’s true, which I doubt. Comets are small 60km tops.

>Will explode
>We will orbit through it
Would that necessarily be a bad thing? It would just be a cloud of water.

here is a good breakdown of this. probably bullshit but interesting nonetheless.

youtube.com/watch?v=CtAmwrQ25cA

Into several massive meteors like the tourid meteor stream I imagine

>a comet larger than Jupiter
Are you actually retarded?

you can see very bright yellowish new "star" right now when you look into the sky early after dusk.
It is somewhat near were sun goes down.

Why wouldn't the sun just melt it?

Can seriously just fuck off already?

>a comet
>larger than Jupiter

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that's venus you retard

>Israeli News Live

lmao

> larger than Jupiter
take your meds

>comet
>size of Jupiter
Literally impossible.

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Well this was all for nothing.

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>comet larger than jupiter

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source you miserable faggot

Just saw a comet flying over my house 2 minutes ago

>There's a comet larger than Jupiter
>a comet larger than Jupiter
>comet larger than Jupiter
>larger than Jupiter
>than Jupiter
>Jupiter

>comet larger than Jupiter

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That’s venus user, the planet completed a cycle this march and it was the brightest it has been in 9 years, you could even see it during the daylight. Maxim peak was right after sunset.

>comet larger than Jupiter
Nice bait

Lmfao

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Is this your first spring? How did you learn to post here at 9 months old

My balls are bigger than the jupiter sized comet, you have been warned

I wish it was true, is way better than gay lord invisible air born aids.

not happening

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Lazy ass niggers. It's real and there's a lot more info out there.

space.com/comet-atlas-may-be-brightenting.html

The outgassed ATMOSPHERE is larger than Jupiter you absolute retards.

The core is likely a few kilometres.

Still more than enough to fuck shit up though if transecting earth's orbital trajectory even if fragmented

>source: space.com
1-800-come-on-now

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Look for the Big Dipper after nightfall, draw a line from the handle through the top of the bowl and ATLAS should be in the area.

Comet larger than your anus is about to explode, implode and explode again, in your pants.

>comet larger than Jupiter

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Jupiter is the largest planet in the solar system you dunce.

A comet that large would not only be the brightest object in the sky to the naked eye (far larger than even the Moon), but an object of comet density the size of jupiter would have enough mass to begin nuclear fusion anyways, so unless the motherfucker is hollow it would be a Star. A relatively short lived Star at that.

Point is, you're retarded, and Earth is essentially orbiting in the same path as trillions of asteroids and comets and other stellar debris on the reg, hence why shooting stars and meteors are relatively common.

>welcome to israeli news live

Stopped right there

Comet, Vixen, Dasher, Prancer and Dancer all just flew over my house.

>There's a comet larger than Jupiter

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Exploding wont change its orbit, only friction will slow it.

These threads are always where only the most retarded anons on this board come to post.

ahh, rudolph still not allowed in the games, eh?

maybe they’ll rod from god China and blame the astroid debris

jokes aside cuz Ive spotted this shit too. it appears on the west side of the sky and way waaaay too bright for either a star or a planet. how do I know that? cuz I work out daily for 4 years outside and while I do dips and pull ups I always watch at the sky and I can guarantee this "star" wasnt that bright AT ALL.

larger than jupiter? what the hell are you talking about?

but it might be Venus tho

It's Venus and yes it's been incredibly bright.

Doomsayer prediction #117,378,383,822,999,297

so looks like Venus glow niggers glowing bright?

You know nothing, you pissant.

same
I saw this shit brighter than the moon for days now and dunno what it is. It seems also bigger than any planet.
I did a quick google and end up reading about an earth-moon-jupiter alignement but the article didn't explained shit.

lol innit

>comet larger than jupiter.
stop channeling velikovsky. a jupiter-sized rogue planet coming as close as this one would disassemble much of the solar system.

>be triffid
>huge comet tail on its way
>oooh my day has come
>earth passing through tail causes biggest lightshow in history
>everyones in bed with coronavirus
>not blind
>get chopped down
>shit

Earth orbits through comet debris all the time. That's what meteor showers are.

youtube.com/watch?v=QUnTwtnXNdI
Like this?

this entire fucking thread and no source to put into it. wtf waste shit is this

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So close it hurts

Yep. In the West portion of the sky. Visible for me every night at around 930pm when I'm outside in Washington State.

It's not Venus. That's more Southwest. I check for both every night.

inverse.com/science/comet-atlas-may-23-2020
>comet detected
cnet.com/news/brightening-comet-atlas-could-soon-lift-your-gaze-and-spirits-just-a-little/
>even cnet is posting this shit
universetoday.com/145036/comet-y4-atlas-in-outburst-first-good-comet-for-2020/
>wow an astronomy site with a simple search
phys.org/news/2020-03-comet-atlas.html
>even phys.org is posting this
why doesnt OP stop sucking so much fucking cock

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>Larger than Jupiter
Extreme doubt

I was wondering wtf was up

no I think that was Venus and btw this video is fake

Why would you bump this utter retardation?

>Comet
>Larger than Jupiter
WTF, a comet just flew outside of my house!

The rulers of our govts dont care about us enough to hurt the economy to keep us from getting the cold. Its just laughable. I cant fathom believe this.

That’s legitimately terrifying.

>There's a comet larger than Jupiter
and........you lost me right there. At least make it plausible next time OK?

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Stupid cunts. You haven't seen the trajectory. The tail intersects Earth at a point, which will shower us with debris, possibly large chunks capable of penetrating the atmosphere. Now you know why they released the virus and put us into lockdown. Dumb idiots. Yas Forumsacks really are inbred niggers.