Hi, Im Chagin. You buy now okay? Me make bat soup.
Daniel Wood
I am a freeman on the land and I do as I please.
David Lewis
What's a malvina?
Angel Kelly
ITS THE END OF THE WORLD NOOOO *germany flattens curve*
Zachary Flores
antibody dependent enhancement. the virus can use your immune system against you. there's no way to build up any form of immunity and every reinfection is more damaging than the last.
Been reading some first hand reports of people that have had COVID and death rate or not, I really really don't want to catch it. It sounds like a living nightmare. I'm scared lads.
Jeremiah Harris
keith?
Grayson Roberts
WHERE'S THE FUCKING MONEY BREXIT TWATS? YOU SAID 350 MILLION
Never managed to catch an ostriches the cunts are too fast, Turkeys are alright though.
Grayson Ross
Kek.
Jonathan Cooper
fucking kek
Parker Cruz
you only have a 15% chance of "surviving" the strain we have in the uk. if you do "survive", you'll be left with 30% lung capacity, kidney damage, nerve damage and potential brain damage. you'll be open to reinfection too, either by a new mutated strain or a re-emergence of the first infection from your neurons.
We only have one life to live and we're wasting ours allowing ourselves to be treated like cattle by power-tripping oligarchs. >p-pls lock us all up Boris! Praise be to thr plod and and their drones of divine protection! Clap for RNHS! These kinds of people aren't worth keeping alive. We shouldn't be expected to waste our days away because these unprincipled cowards are so mentally weak they're terrified of some fucking flu and thus clamour for the government to strip more of our freedom away (((for our own protection))).
I think I might have, had a lot of the symptoms but no fever. I'm better now but still coofing a lot. Would be interested in taking a test if/when they roll out to see if it was actually the Corona.
Are people queueing at your supermarket? Just walked passed mysuper and about 30 people, sanding two metres apart were standing queueing around the corner
Landon Roberts
we never know as you die if you get it.
Landon Cruz
this /cvg/'s expert research group has shown it has a 999999999% kill rate
Aiden Anderson
Wife is a nurse at a big hospital. Doesn't really see any extra patients or work load anywhere just the extra precautions making things awkward. Any one work at a hospital? She says its like they are preparing for something big that hasn't actually happened. I think it's a simulation and they're just giving massive media attention to the regular flu season.
Luis Ward
Yeah mate, it was like queuing at a theme park to get into Satansburys earlier. Wasn't too long though.
Landon Bell
Just reported Nads since he doxxed himself. Hope police kick his door in and batter him
This will pass. Use your time productively and ignore the failings of others.
Im going to brave it tomorrow morning
Leo Mitchell
N O
C L A I M L A I M
Daniel Cooper
i believe this is real but i'm not going to respond to you genuinely because i think you're a state agent trying to extract information from people who know what's going on. simple as.
It shouldn't be anywhere, but hey, here we go lol.
Jeremiah Sanders
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lmao i remember that day rightly so was actually alright
Carson Cruz
I want the lockdown to last as long as possible
France has it till 15th april so a guarantee of at least 2 weeks
Its comfy working from home and being a semi neet
Luis Brown
>I think it's a simulation and they're just giving massive media attention to the regular flu season. wnd.com/2020/03/dr-fauci-concedes-coronavirus-death-rate-like-bad-flu/ >Dr. Anthony Fauci, a key member of the White House Coronavirus Task Force, co-authored an article published Thursday in the New England Journal of Medicine predicting the fatality rate for the coronavirus will turn out to be no worse than that of a "severe seasonal influenza."
Ian Ward
Yes if they look like that >they literally never do
Wyatt Brown
Do you work for Covid act now?
Ryan Morris
Lol, that's not even a refutation of the fact there is no 350 million, retard.
Elijah Anderson
>sneezing is apparently not a symptom of coronavirus >official health information says coronavirus is mainly spread by people coughing and sneezing infected droplets
Bentley Wilson
Seething
Adrian Hill
why's pube on there?
Juan Gomez
i wonder if employers will cotton on to this and opt for people working from home more that paying for big offices up the city
Kevin King
OP is a muslim
Robert Rivera
250533006 loliposting paedophile
Brandon Morgan
Lots of shirkers milking it. Not a hospital but work sent off lots of people with "underlying conditions". Makes you realise how fucked and unhealthy the nation is by the amount that went off. Funny, they all get to sit at home on full pay for months, a great reward for these fat decrepid bastards for not taking care of their body and being in poor shape.
Brody Peterson
little secret here lads, willing to share with you all.
I've managed to do 2 weeks in a row of my weekly shopping for my family at Heron foods. No queues, shop had around 60% stock, much of it on offer because it's not selling. (anything not worth stockpilling, so for weekly shopping its great)
Fuck tesco/sainsburies/lidl/aldi/asda. Look for alternatives, off the beaten path, like Heron.
Ian Allen
Catholic, not hindu
Angel Hernandez
when are we going to have a round of applause for our fantastic police force. CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP
Genuine question, do you get young people getting sent to the ICU with Flu?
Jayden Evans
I can't stop myself from bullying Americans on Yas Forums.
Camden Allen
oh yeah got that, fucking disgrace, I wonder what the reply was, i'm not one of those 'lol white genocide' mongs but this is beyond a joke now and nobody is doing anything.
you can sneeze for other reasons than the virus you utter nonce, how are you this retarded?
Jonathan Wright
The real Pube is long gone mate, the real pube used to type in full sentences with correct punctuation and grammar, he'd even engage with other posters. The current 'pube' is a fake.
Jack Rivera
Seeing facebook mums begging for a full lockdown was one of the most hitting things I'd seen in a while. I now understand how authoritarians like the Nazis were able to rule over a previous liberal democracy. Just scare the braindead majority into doing what you want and voila
Brody Collins
>I want the lockdown to last as long as possible Giving up the pinnacle of human achievement because the rewards were comfy. Great, That's all you have to say. Sheeeeeet. Why don't we just throw all you spaticics into a comfy cage?
Ryan Long
why dont you just fillter then
Matthew Richardson
How does it make you feel that there was only on situation when ireland was united
Imagine looking through the visor during a heart bypass and seeing the queen smiling in multi colours. Cos that's what gonna happen..
Luis Butler
A state agent lol lay off whatever is making you paranoid dude.
Andrew Gray
lmao sounds like you envy all the pubes for having sex
Juan Hernandez
It's been around since December at least. My gaffers sister in law was randomly rushed to the hospital with suspected sepsis, turned out to be pheumonia. This was in December. She had "a shitty cold".
250533380 Because half the thread is still filled with your banal, boring shitposting and people responding to you, you literal nonce
Brayden Johnson
is there a cure?
Jordan Ramirez
It was the clapping shit last night that rocked me.
Colton Green
corona
Landon Thompson
Impossible.
Gavin Ramirez
>Comfy cage Better than my regular wagie cage
I've noticed some nicer rooms available for rent at a slightly lower price on spareroom now as well probably cos landlords are freaking out I earn 48k at the age of 22 and went back to my parents house for the virus outside london but it's looking good
David Kelly
That's going to haunt me.
Camden Gomez
why do you envy all the pubes however many there have been?
Mason Harris
What the fuck kind of punch was that?
Leo Butler
how do police arrest people and stuff, there have been a load of zoomer crimes round me, cars in lockup yards being burnt, smashing windows of charity shops etc.
All the regular flu patients have covid so overall numbers aren't too different its just media panic
Luke Murphy
fauci is an idiot. he deserves to lose all his credentials for saying this. all evidence indicates that this virus has a 30% CFR MINIMUM. it's as deadly as MERS and more contagious than measles, plus there's no hope of a cure of vaccine because it's a coronavirus.
pre- USSR Russia wasnt a liberal democarcy, unless you are talking about the short lived democracy they had. But that wasnt long enough for the liberal mindset to be ingrained in the population.
Here we see the UK, which has been a liberal democracy for the last 200 years, has people begging to be fucked in the ass by curfews, lockdons and mandatory celebration (CLAP FOR RNHS) all because of memevirus.
Jeremiah Watson
Whether you believe me or not, I'm actually one of the guys who got the 56% meme started. What an epic time it was.
