Take the BikePill

Cars are perhaps the most Jewish invention to ever exist:
>have to pay road (((tax)))
>forced under threat of violence to pay for (((insurance)))
>constantly have to buy (((petrol)))
>all repairs will require some (((proprietary))) part from an (((authorized dealer)))
>only made possible by the existence of giant corporations and the government, completely non self-sufficient
>drive around trapped in a literal cage shielding you from nature like the good city dwelling goy you are

vs the based bike
>cheap to buy
>cheap and fun to maintain
>cheap and easy to upgrade
>no tax
>no fuel
>great way to exercise
>get to be fully immersed in nature
>can go literally wherever you want

Come home, white man. Freely ride on the empty roads thanks to coronachan. Cycling will cure your depression and change your life.

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I took the scooter pill.

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Wow what a stupid fucking cope. In guessing you're too poor to afford a car and you're mad about it?

which bike should i get? Got trumpbux coming.

New bikes are crazy expensive. You can buy two cars for the price of a fancy full suspension mtb.

Or just buy an old bike from 30 years ago for $10

But can you travel 100 miles at a moment's notice? Will you survive a collision with a car? I'm sure it's also fun to bike in rain and snow. Or when it's hot and humid.

ah, the north American favala

real men have a car, a truck, a dirtbike and AT LEAST 3 different kinds of bicycles, including an e-bike or TWO.

>I took the scooter pill.
Y I K E S. those are for women and CHILDREN.

>motor cycles are for people that take big construction workers shits

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Make room you peasants

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I ride bike parks (MTB) and have a SUV but ride to work as well, save about $3,000 a year I would put in the tank and parking, that's 3 Corona households US

Fuck bikes are jew as fuck.

If you don't ride or have a horse drawn cart. Hell even an ox drawn cart you're a piece of shit.

It actually is fun to do. 100 miles is doable but quite some effort. I never have to do that unplanned though.

What kind of bike? Do you want to go for comfy rides offroad or go fast on the road?

HAHAHAHA FAGGOT GET A SKATEBOARD

>Make room you peasants
that looks both extremely super gay and extremely dangerous to ride at the same time, impressive.

If I see a grown man on a bike I immediately assume he's a crackhead, a tweaker or a faggot.

based OP, I wanted a cyclist hate thread.

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i took the public transit pill

Seething

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>that's 3 Corona households US

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I'd like to see you just stand outside in 95F / 35C summer temperatures, much less ride a bike a few miles to work and back.

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what's a good bike? I have a 90s mtb but I want something a little faster

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Kek, this, I'm not peddling 50 miles a day through uneven terrain.

thank you for reposting this webm, i had misplaced it, much appreciated.

Bike seat will reduce blood flow to your prostate user.

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Huffy

No one is fooled by you. You are scared of driving and scared of failing your driving test, so you have created this bullshit thread 10 times as a cope. We all see through it.
By all means, enjoy riding a fucking bike as a leisure activity, but cars are the primary mode of transport for most people. Stop trying to cope, you fucking basedburger eating betamale.

t.

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for anyone looking for a bike and/or to get back into it, i really really really recommend an e-bike with pedal assist. you still get teh workout from pedalling but you can now go sonic-fast, take hills with ease, and rest/use the motor as you want.

Bro the Marin 5 is trash. Stop posting that thing. If you ride a mountain bike in the city you should kys.

The bike on your pic looks quite expensive. Why wouldn't you just go, user?

Chad essential worker delivery boy here. Have a bump OP.

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any time fellow cyclist hate fren

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>tfw you realize that was the right shape for the seat all this time

If I lived close enough to ride my bike to work I would

I bought a fixie for 300 bucks and I've had it for 2 years now. Repairs are dirt cheap and even a nigger could do it

Spoken like a true citycuck.

You should try a cheap / second hand road bike. I only rode MTBs my whole life but because of coronachan's empty roads I took the roadbike pill and I'm really enjoying it. Much more efficient than my mountain bike, you can cover the same distance that would push you to your limit on a mtb without breaking a sweat on a road bike.

based

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>NOOOOOOOOO I HAVE THE RIGHT OF WAY EVERYWHERE CAGIE, ON YOUR LEFT PEDESTRIAN!

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>any time fellow cyclist hate fren
i hate "cyclists" but also love biking. i usually ride off road trail or excuded bike trails near my place. i had cyclists who ride on roads.

nah

Nice projection but even minwage poorfags can finance cars now.
A high end bike will cost you 20x as much as some shitbucket car.

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Get a E-bike that can go 60 MPH. No registration, no motorcycle license. Total chad move for you virgins out there.

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I had a bike, had to drive at least 30km every day, through rain, snow and northern German shore-wind
It was pain and humiliation...

NEVER AGAIN

My brand-new Civic got all the assistance systems, so I can roll a joint while driving 180 km/h on German Autobahn (yes, I actually did this many times) + it shields me from the shitskins and other ugly low class lifeforms

WHY CHANGE THAT YOU MADMAN???

Sounds like Texas sucks.

It's actually only $500

Roads are for motor vehicles, and before that carts and wagons. They were never intended for you pedal pussies.
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Bicyclists are the niggers of the road. Motorcycles are Juden. Four wheels or fuck off.

It's not so bad. You just sweat. You can change your clothes if you want to.

bicycles are for poor losers. you incels will
never get a GF if you have to tow her on the back of your tink tink bicycle.

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Yes I'm sure nothing is more attractive than your fat cager body slouching in a seat

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Thank You for bringing joy to my life with this video.

What if you need to drive say 3-4 hours away, will you just Uber? The bus not being an option.

Bicycle lanes are the whitest thing you could have. Only old fashion radical individualists and those with a racial handicap don't realize this.

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>need to drive say 3-4 hours away
What kind if cosmopolitan bullshit is this?

might be practical if you're living in london with the pollution and pakis, but it isn't practical if you've taken the american rural pill

maybe shitty bikes are inexpensive but good ones cost more than a used car in good condition

Cars are based af if there are no gay taxes on it.

dude no ne gives a shit

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>american rural pill
Like next to a uranium mine?

Aryans were riding in wagons and chariots drawn by horses while Jews were riding donkies. Cars are just a horseless carriage.

>can go literally wherever you want
Your entire country is the size of Louisiana. Why do Europeans not get the sheer vastness of the US? Just to get to Los Angeles where I am is over 1,000 miles.

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This greatly depends on your local environment.
In Amsterdam it's a no-brainer, but in Germany it's daft, in the UK it's dangerous, let alone the USA.
IF you go for a bicycle, you might as well make it electric. Make sure it's one of those that can ride well without battery, so when the solar jew goes dark you ain't fucked.
And behave as though you're driving a car. Signal the shit out of everything you do and respect the road.

Make way for a real man!

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Cool
Brand?

>a bicycle can make even Mr Universe look gay

The front wheels are on a special suspension rig so you can lean into corners like on a normal bike.

Dude, it's an electric moped. Good luck picking up girls on your little moped, faggot kek.

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>actually did this
Weird flex, Hans. Mega cringe

based.
Car ownership is fucking expensive these days. I would like to know where all this money spent on cars acutally disappears.

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