If you were a patriotic mutt which one would you rather join - CIA or FBI?
If you were a patriotic mutt which one would you rather join - CIA or FBI?
Nicholas Carter
Isaiah Long
NEW RULE:
After Easter when relative normalcy returns Q is cancelled. No major arrests/deaths, and no deep-state takedown after China and Bill Gates/Soros tried to take down the global economy, then that's it for Q. No anons are allowed to break this rule.
Jose Gray
The naval intelligence bureau
Nathan Gutierrez
FBI has a better than 50% chance of being cleansed.
CIA
nope on a rope
Julian Wright
Oh shit NO - them Navy boys be trafficking and fucking kids for way too long!
Christian Campbell
Double agent, infiltrate CIA for MILINT
Henry Rivera
CIA is a nation unto itself. You can't be CIA and a true American patriot.
Noah Robinson
Nathaniel Campbell
US Marshals
Julian Stewart
This. Why hasn't the CIA removed all of the corrupt politicians that have sold the country to China?
Leo Mitchell
Ill allah akbar myself before i become a spook.
Adrian Adams
Agreed with the hue-nigger.
Brayden Price
I’ve worked for the NSA before. AMA
Landon Morgan
Yes.
Lucas Baker
based. NSA, DSS, or National Clandestine Service
Ryan Wilson
CIA so I can Banepost
Parker Gray
NRO
Carter Brooks
neither. you can either join the FBI and be a faggot who serves ZOG interests, or you can join the CIA and be an even bigger faggot as part of what is essentially the private army for ZOG/wallst/banker interests. The real patriots will seek out one another while exposing these agendas.
Brayden Cox
Because the CIA and China are their handlers.
Oliver Bennett
Neither, what a stupid question.
Ethan Collins
CIA would probably be more interested in me.
Jace Bailey
does ANYBODY actually trust the CIA?
I mean really, those guys are beyond greasy
just fuckin run em over
Aaron Sanchez
CIA. Everyone knows the FBI is gay as fuck. That's why they tried so hard to make them look cool in the X-Files.
Cooper Taylor
The charter of the fbi is doubious since its mission was not an enumerated power in the constitution. The cia is a bit more plausible constitutionally if it is a branch of the military and does not work on american soil. So cia at least is probably somewhat legitimate the other not so much.
Isaiah Jones
Fbi bc they arent forced to wear lgbtq+ attire everyday.
Hunter Myers
I've been told FBI is for top tier Yale types. CIA fun loving misfits who make the impossible possible.
Justin Brooks
I wouldn't join either I'd spread my asshole and let niggers and little minority children crawl in
Brayden Hernandez
Why do you like staring at dicks so much?
Gabriel Kelly
Fbi, that’s not even a choice
Who gives a crap about international facebook attention whores
Anthony Taylor
they have radically different missions so idk why you are even comparing them
Brayden Phillips
CIA would be more fun and you're mostly murdering innocent foreigners rather than innocent Americans
Cameron Thompson
Female Body Inspector checking in
Ethan Allen
mi5
Isaiah Murphy
CIA, cooler logo.
Ryan Ramirez
Glowie here. Fuck the FBI.
Cooper Howard
CIA. Free coke and hookers, don't have to wear a suit.
Colton Gray
CIA HIRE ME
Isaac Murphy
did you have to take a lunch break to suck dicks or did they just let you gobble them up at your desk while running everyone else's scripts?
t.i want to work for for government contractors (minus licking weiner)
Eli Bailey
CIA definitely. If the deep state come for me I will be trained to vanish and survive.
FBI: Too rigid. Would probably get offed by my own side for rule bending as much as a felon pulling a trigger at me. I like some FBI stuff but..
The CIA wins.
Nathan Wright
CIA because you might get killed as fbi
Jeremiah Reyes
Well if enough good minded people joined either of these corrupt unconstitutional entities they could dismantle them
Jaxson Moore
Faggotry squared right there
Isaac Martinez
Notice the NSA gets no love here. Sometimes it’s good to be the quiet guy that just listens in on everyone else’s conversations.
Justin Anderson
CIA seems like they get up to more shit.
Samuel Anderson
definitely not fbi. they all belong in prison. dunno anything about the cia.
Jackson Gonzalez
CIA because I thought Jack Ryan was a pretty cool guy in the Tom Clancy books.
Caleb Russell
are you more a smart frat boy type or a real detailed analysis upper crust book reading intellectual type?
Ryan Gonzalez
Fbi is bunch of boomers
Ian Perry
?
Anthony Bell
just how much access do you have to ordinary people's private information like their text conversations and browsing activity?
David James
NSA
Jayden Ramirez
neither. for me, it’s the Northern Virginia Militia
Levi Richardson
Thank you for your service. It's patriots like you that keep the Republic safe.
Dylan Price
I'd rather be a janny than work for either one of those chucklefucks
Kevin Jones
>patriotic
>FBI / CIA
Oliver Martinez
Internal Affairs
Michael Torres
What’s the square root of 144?
Bentley Campbell
A patriotic American could not join either.
David Adams
Neither. Disband.
James Thomas
>mostly
dat wetworks tho
Jackson Edwards
>just how much access do you have to ordinary people's private information like their text conversations and browsing activity?
if it's digital we have it
Brody Kelly
How about we cancel Israel and ZOG first.
Wyatt Moore
I work for NSA but have been read onto CIA's operations relating to my work. I'll just say that it's much more interesting and exciting over there, although I do like my job for being pretty chill and straightforward.
Kevin Carter
I'd rather kill myself.