/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2618

► Detected: 577,547 (+45,737) ► Died: 26,447 (+2,379)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 200 countries and territories infected —
— 43% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
Trump: "START MAKING VENTILATORS, NOW!!!!!! FORD, GET GOING ON VENTILATORS, FAST!!!!!!"
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Cats might be carriers of the virus
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UK's prime minister infected with coronavirus
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300 die in Iran from methanol poisoning amid false cure rumors
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Riots and chaos, police fight each other in China
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>RESEARCH
Aerosolized, airborne transmission
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70% of 600 contacts without symptoms test positive
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
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Virus causes damage to heart, kidneys and liver
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Young cases end up hospitalized too, it just takes longer
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>REMINDER
Olympics for 2020 cancelled, postponed until 2021
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Infected come out negative 50 to 70% of the time
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WHO declared end of swine flu with only 18,500 confirmed dead
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Nurses refused testing by CDC
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"Germany doesn't test post-portem", Spanish biologist
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
05:07: First death in Uzbekistan.
04:58: 62 new cases in Queensland, Australia.
04:53: 54 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
04:51: 186 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.
04:48: 14 new deaths in Germany.
03:50: 134 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
03:39: 91 new cases and 1 new death in Thailand.

>MORE
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
who fucking knew Italy and the US were chink nations

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writing it now, will drop in a thread or two tzogether with the austria on the ground update.

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Reminder: If you post Bill Mitchell related things, your mum gay and your family will catch COVID-19.

When does the chaos start in Florida?

>Normies think a bioweapon will just dissapear after 2 weeks

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So riot are starting in Wuhan
Can European fucking do the same when this shit will be over too?

i hope so

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The Higher Institute of Health has made the identikit of these deaths: a large majority (just under 80%) are subjects over 70 years of age. The data is contained in the epidemiological update of the Istituto Superiore di Sanità published today.

>The age
Among 30-39 year olds, only 0.2% of deaths are counted, 1% among 40-49 year olds, 3.6% in the 50-59 age group, 11.2% in the 60-69 age group, and then the figure rises with 35.3% of the deaths between 70-79 year olds and 39.7% in the 80-89 age group. 8.9% concern over-ninety-year-olds.

>The reasons for the difference
There could be three, says the ISS, the aspects to be considered to justify such a high rate: tendency to diagnose more serious cases (with underestimation of the denominator) in particular in areas with sustained transmission, the demographic structure other than China for subjects over 70 (given also comforted by the fact that lethality is comparable with that of China up to the 60-69 years) and high lethality in fragile contexts.

>The pre-existing pathologies
Among the most common pathologies observed in deceased subjects, hypertension, diabetes, heart disease, kidney failure. On the whole, 2% of the deceased had no other pathologies, 21.3% had one, 25.9% two and 50.7% three or more pathologies.

Yas Forums ETERNALLY BTFO

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>China. circa 2020, colorized.

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I'm tired of this shit. When will it end?

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>577660 infected
>26448 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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Continue of roaminan discussion:
That was the first problem, keep allowing international flighs after China numbers went rouge and don't confine and test people and the zones where they live.
This is what South Korea did to justify its numbers. Close, heavy testing and tracing the zones where the infected were living and moving so they also test those zones catching early infected people without they spreading also the infection.

The huge problem with Spain and Italy were not closing the flight and making huge sports events and marchs/demostrations for 2 weeks.

Romania should check where the cases are and close those zones and make calculations of the zones which can be infected next and start testing people there. Zones with a high amount of infected are gone and they should be treated and the low sypmtom people just locked down for a month.
But nobody has balls to do that in a democracy. Defending shaddy chink method is so sad yet they should work if there is not a second bump of infecteds in China again (which will)

Reminder. Normies still think they’ll be out of lockdown in two weeks. This is entirely to prevent mass panic. It will be extended over and over while the degrees of separation lessen and it becomes more scary for everyone gradually. We are being conditioned into a new way of life and any person with a modicum of anthropological knowledge can see it. There will be mass rioting and looting if it gets out that we will need to be locked down any longer than another month.

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Not much of a drawfag, but I hope this has some resemblance to the meme

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post whats happening i need to know, 8m really dead?

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Ontariofag here, just got this alert.

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EASTER

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What if humanity is the virus, Planet Earth is the victim and SARS is the cure?

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youtube.com/watch?v=hkfcFOnjszY&feature=youtu.be

ITALIAN REPUBLIC PRESIDENT SPEECH WENT PUBLIC ON YT BEFORE

THEY DIDN'T CUT THE FIRST MINUTES AND HE'S COOFING LIKE CRAZY TOP KEK

SOMEONE PLEASE DOWNLOAD IT BEFORE THEY TAKE IT DOWN

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 94,425 (1,429) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 49,344 (304) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,928 (231) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,610 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Canada 4,610 (39) Portugal 4,268 (76) Norway 3,696 (19) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Czech Republic 2,279 (9) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Japan 1,387 (47) Poland 1,340 (16) Pakistan 1,331 (9) Romania 1,292 (25) South Africa 1,170 (2) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 887 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13) Croatia 586 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +8,990 (+134) Italy +5,909 (+919) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+569) Germany +5,406 (+37) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +1,117 (+39) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +701 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Turkey +2,069 (+17) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +324 (+5) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Romania +263 (+2) South Africa +243 (+2) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Greece +74 (+1) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +59 (+1) Morocco +58 (+10) Bosnia & Herzegovina +40 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Moldova +22 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Burkina Faso +28 (+2) Cyprus +16 (+2) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +13 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +1 (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
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>Trudeau
BASED DADDY, PLEASE IMPREGNATE ME

> Rammstein singer Till Lindemann infected after coming back from Russia.
> Rammstein singer Till Lindemann infected after coming back from Russia.
> Rammstein singer Till Lindemann infected after coming back from Russia.
> Rammstein singer Till Lindemann infected after coming back from Russia.

OHNONONONONO BROS WTF

>600k by tomorrow
Holy shit

I AM ABOVE THE LAW!

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How the tables have turned

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Who has the version of xi jinping as a thanos? I fucking lost the pic...

Based. Also leafbros, if you take this CERB be sure to set aside $300 every month you receive it as it will be taxed next year.

the test is the virus. you might as well have it administered by anton chigurh

Never...

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It's good

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and if you worked 4 hours in the last 14 days you are not eligible hahaha

China is Eastern Plaguelands, Europe is Western Plaguelands
Now is the best time to start the Scarlet Crusade, guys

Imagine when China only had 80K cases and already following normal. Loosers.

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You better start beliving in bibical prophicies because you faggots are in one.
>"I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this book: if anyone adds to them, God will add to him the plagues described in this book, and if anyone takes away from the words of the book of this prophecy, God will take away his share in the tree of life and in the holy city, which are described in this book." Revelation 22:18-19

China tries to re-write the word and will now be destroyed due to they're arrogance.
>inb4 aithests and larpagans
If the holy spirit hasn't hit you before now you are finished

Brothers, stay safe.

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India is on lockdown. No more street shitting.

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>mfw everyone was jerking off to MUH ACE2 late january
>mfw it only affects chinks
>mfw sceptical hippo.jpg

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has 25th of March

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did we ever hit top 1 in any of those cool live charts and global databases?
do you guys have a screencap

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It will kill me my body can't handle another hypertensive crisis

based and checked

Wtf is this Turkey surge?

never

>We aren't forcing anything on you! this is a democracy!

This is the biggest problem. Enact State of Emergency and make mandatory. Violence use included to achieve them

how do i put this suit on?

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Being this stupid should be a capital offense

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>eastern plaguelands
>2005
>summer
>comfy
>leveling my warrior and playing with friends
>hanging out and making music after

That fucking feel. I want to go back...

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hnnng... why would anyone want to flatten those curves?

our girl will take care of them

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for the HERD!!!!

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>nothingburger

>tomorrow
don't be so sure
the night is long

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It's amazing how out of touch people are.

Dear God this place is unbelivable

>he even went into the ICU
noooooooo

I've been practicing and I have made the mistake for taking Yas Forums as one person.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-2.65%) Germany (-4.36%) France (-4.12%) United Kingdom (-4.45%) Italy (-3.62%) Switzerland (-3.02%) Spain (-3.74%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-3.60%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-5.31%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.05%) Japan (+1.81%) Hong Kong (-0.65%) China (-0.05%) Australia (-8.68%) Singapore (-0.12%) India (-1.87%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.70%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-10%) Beijing (-7%) Wuhan (-3%) New Delhi (-51%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (+10%) Rome (-53%) Milan (-48%) Berlin (-19%) Munich (-31%) Brussels (-58%) Paris (-59%) Madrid (-21%) Barcelona (-30%) London (-54%) Johannesburg (-16%) Sao Paulo (-42%) Buenos Aires (-30%) New York (-33%) Washington (-17%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-27%) Chicago (-21%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-35%) Los Angeles (-34%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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Fair

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there ya go

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DONE.... WHAT A JOKE

subs fren?

i'll riot when they ask me to go to work

OH NO NO NO NO

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>”p-please no spread”
>p-please stay home”

North America is fucking doomed.

In Russia, 150 thousand people are under surveillance, but 1000 are officially infected, and most recently, a patient with the virus “died of a blood clot, not a virus”

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Reminder that was right and always has been right.

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Pretty sure they need to decontaminate their hazmat suits, replace their gloves and some other shit like that between each and every test. If they don't do that and come into contact with an infected person then their suits will be swarming with the virus and spread it to everyone else they test afterwards.
You know what country we live in, you know how incompetent and retarded the people in charge are. Do you seriously expect them to follow their own rules and not fuck it up? I'm 100% sure they will infect more people with this testing than if they didn't do anything.

Well 10 million are not under lockdown but we are very cautious and behave responsibly.

Though restaurants and stuff are going belly up but the ones that delivers to your door i try to order from at least once or twice a week.

No one will do this because Klaus doesn't want us to look bad in front of the EU for breaking 'muh freedoms and human rights' and there are plenty of people here who will chimp out when any form of authority speaks to them.

Darwin is a busy man those days

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looks fine to me

A fine addition to my collection, thanks fren

THANK YOU SPANISHBRO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Bros.. the vocalist of rammstein has coronavirus.

>My sixth sense
He should say "GOD SAYS..." instead from now on desu

Guys I think he's broken
I have never seen this much COPE

he ded

it's private

ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN
>ALMOST 1.615 OLD PEOPLE DIED WHILE LIVING IN GERIATRCIS ON SPAIN

CALL YOUR GRAMPA/GRAMMA BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE

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So does Hydroxychloroquine actually work, or is it a meme? Asking for a friend who can buy some for around $80, is it worth it?

From January me my wife and kid went with social distancing... i wont get close to anyone fuck em and their tests

>p-please save me i'm precious

Talk shit get hit

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try practising perspectives and proportions, may help later

THE CORONAVIRUS LEWD, ANONS
DID WE MAKE ONE FOR 500K?

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after 200 million people die he'll still say full lockdowns would be worse

if he's alive

>youtube.com/watch?v=hkfcFOnjszY&feature=youtu.be
Gone.
Can you show us?

Guess he truly was an influenzar

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>Onii-chan stay home :3

Fucking beta low energy enforcment. Doom is near.

well he won the challenge

>DO NOT visit stores
What will preplets do?

thank you argiebro you will be remembered

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Please eat this.
Its the real cure for this virus.
Read about it
It can save your life
Its ginger.

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>chaos
>Florida
About... 40 years ago?

THEY TOOK IT DOWN

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how can you die if you're living
makes a no sense uh

See Your mum gay and your family is catching the rona now.

Please post for the lulzs

It's placebo bullshit

reupload it on anonfile

Sure will do, I have been taking video lession from someone called mega mikey.

Can confirm

FUCK, too late

Reupload and memes when

nah, he's the only guy who's staying level headed.
Just wait, at the end of it Bill's going to be a trillionaire.

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its deleted

if you do not comply you'll be fined $750,000 or go to jail for three years. the quarantine act has been in effect nation-wide since wednesday.

more like God challenges human being with coronavirus

buy it just in case, 80 dollarydoos is nothing even if it doesn't work

Carlos!

In the last 14 days prior to applying to the CERB

For streamable is too long, have you got an alternative website where to upload?

Now that the Olympics are cancelled, when can we expect Japan to release real numbers?

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Shoah'd within 3 minutes, impressive.

Maybe.

>this shit will be over

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They took it down
I still have the video open tho
Recommend me some extension/websites to download yt videos

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