NEET HQ

GET IN HERE NEET BOIS

>Society officially doesn't give a fuck about us

Not a single neetbux for us but TRILLIONS for the normies. Congress literally stood up today and said SUCK MY DICK NEETS" How the fuck should we react to this? How are you handling it? I WANT MY 12 HUNDY BUCKYS REEEEEEEE

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why should you get money? it's for being out of work
you were already out of work

I can still stimulate the economy

Suddenly, NEETS need money

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Did your parents already file for 2019 and claim you as a dependent? If not, you get the full $1200. Chuck Schumer delivered for NEETs.

now I know what it's like to be black

it hurts

Only stimulating you're doing is your prostate, bum boy

nobody really cares. NEETs are content with what they have and don't need the feds shekels, which is why they aren't working in the first place. gtg vidya

if you dont participate in the normalnigger rat race you have already won and will go to heaven with cute anime virgins

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NEET HERE. I DIDN'T NEED MONEY BEFORE CORONA AND I STILL DON'T. TRUE NEETS ARE SET FOR LIFE NIGGER

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How does a neet survive?

Nobody cares you loser. You don't contribute shit so you don't get shit. Pussy.

enjoy your last week with your famly, debtslave. you're goin back to the coof camps, time is money!

Powerful

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I'm essential you absolute nigger faggot. Shoot yourself before someone else does.

So happy neets are getting fucked.

Actually made my day better.

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i wouldnt even know what to spend that money on.... maybe some new guns and legos? a huge freezer for my tendies and hotpockets? give me some ideas lads.

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Working from home and essential

Who supports you?

>Not a single NEETbux for us.

Speak for yourself, senpai.

I get monthly NEETbux, food stamps, free health insurance, free college tuition, 50% off my rent through Section 8 vouchers, utility bill assistance and a discount on my internet.

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I don't need money I'm rich and neet

Stimulate some faggots prostate and get paid that way.

Pathetic

prove we don't get it?

I thought they got rid of the income requirement

can't we just file 2019 taxes now

Buy a nicer table and paint your walls then. Leech.

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>Society officially doesn't give a fuck about us

Why should we, specifically?

Way ahead of you.

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I'll be sure to come and kill you first when the boys need food.

>Got laid off in feb from a well paying office job because they wanted to downsize
>Turned down for EI
>Decided to take some time for myself since I still live with my grandmother
>Went on vacation with grandma since I'd not stopped working all year and she needed someone to go with her
>Can't find work because 2 week quarantine and economy's in the shitter
>Not even getting responses to applications for remote work
>Now I don't even qualify for the emergency fund because I didn't technically lose my job to COVID
>Broke and reliant on grandma's pension to get by
Fuck you Trudy, you're a faggot

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That's an ottoman, not a table, you fat disabled fuck.

>AC vent on the floor.
How the trailer life?

Lol why didn't you work part time or something. Those who waste their time arent pitiable.

fuck I want zaxbys so bad

Pretty fucking sweet with all of my gibs.

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Not bad. But you need some posters or something on those naked walls.

it's almost like if you contribute nothing to society, you get nothing back

this. go to a free tax filing service, list your income as five or ten bucks under the miscellaneous income category, submit. congrats, you now get 1,200 dollars.

Your daddy and mommy getting $500 for you.

sounds like refugee

I just moved here from the west coast in July and had never heard of Zaxby's.

A girl I met on Fetlife came over for sex and even brought me over a Zaxby's Cobb Salad. The sex was meh but the salad was fucking delicious.

I'm going to use my Trumpbux to deck it out.

You all deserve it. Fucking losers

>the salad
You toss the salad?

Suck my dick, and I'll give you $50 more than Congress did.

>using an ottoman as a table
Disgusting pleb

Genuine NEET here
Honestly don’t care about free money, give it to some starving wagie.

I wanna be you when I grow up

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>indoor dog kennel
Learn to house train your animal you retarded fuck

>starving wage
feels good to bring home the bacon after accomplishing many tasks. Progress is why you are so comfy.

Get self employed you lazy brainlet

He can't have his dog lick his asshole when he's licking some hamplanet's anus.

No, you're not. If you did get it you would waste it on more fast food and drugs.

based

My parents getting paid means I get paid. That money will buy me beer weed clothes and everything else my parents hook me up with. I get to be a baby my entire life

I haven't filed. Can I really put like $50 down for doing neighbors yard work and be eligible for 12 big ones?

That's where she sleeps and goes to chew on her bones.

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no such thing as free money.
they'll pay the money back.
with interest.

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>tfw not neet, just poor young guy trying to save enough to move out.
>get no bux
>some millionaire living abroad in Thailand making just under 6 figures in passive income last year
>get full 1200
it's not fair nigger wtf.

Sell pork bellies, buy gold.

How do homeless people get NEETBUX?