>Brexit: EU-UK trade talks to go ahead via video link
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>Coronavirus: Prime Minister Boris Johnson tests positive
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First for are Mozza
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>brexit
does anyone care any more?
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alrite m8s
Worm juice? What kinda person drinks worm juice?
You again..
Alright then and what about the chinese doctor who was silenced for trying to warn the world about the virus after he discovered it, then he later died of it? He wasn't that old just 34 years old and he had no underlying health issues.
Read that as After 8s
we do
>UK bunkers in and begins to make ventilators by the 1000s
>EU screams at UK demanding why theyre being ignored in their SHARED VENTILATOR INITIATIVE (give us them ventilators goyim)
>Boris claims "mustve missed the email you sent LOL"
Karen, I don't like your anime girl
My hospital moved 2 infected elderly patients with covid symptoms into a elderly care ward(not for covid) and now the nurses are in isolation.
Clap for the incompetence
>football pundits literally spend their career saying shit like "well clive i think maybe if they'd scored more goals they might have won"
>mongs on britpol lap it up
it's a dangerous disease, what more can be said?
>alrite m8s
>those digits
checked ladm8
Karen is best girl, deal with it.
I can't be stopped.
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no-one is saying that people with underlying conditions can't die from this, it's just extremely unlikely
you're focused on outliers
>Coronavirus patients who recover can be left with damaged lungs and may struggle to breathe when they walk, researchers claim
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>Doctors claim new coronavirus 'may cause damage to a man's TESTICLES' as they urge male patients to take fertility tests upon recovery
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>i-it's just a flu, bro
we're not in the eu and haven't been since february. their autistic screeching is irrelevant to anything that is happening now in this country.
> dr shitty witty has the chinky flu
No Lum is, get that loli shit outa here
its still very enjoyable seeing them seethe at our reluctance to help
BREAKING: VIRGIN ATLANTIC GOING UNDER
BREAKING: CARLUCCIOS SET TO GO INTO ADMINISTRATION
nice round slag
were you bullied by football players at school or did your dad who force you to watch Match of the Day?
>can
>may
>may
>daily mail
spastic
>exposed the CCP
>dies
>mongs on britpol think he actually died naturally of wuflu
you lot continue to amaze me with how spastic you are
>claim
>claims
>might
>maybe
>may
these are the words i'm noticing.
How likely is it that this lockdown shit is going to be extended?
it's not extremely unlikely, they don't call it severe acute respiratory syndrome for no reason
Spent some of the day taking pictures of birds from my window.
Spotted this instead earlier though
the hivemind
>Coronavirus: New Milton mum's warning after son, 5, infected
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>Cleavage site
kek
based
All the fat slags you keep posting will definitely die of it
#deportjannies
>t. doesn't understand how china works
my friends over there have to use a vpn to even talk to me
as if walking in the fucking countryside is spreading disease anyway. if anything it's better than staying in an urban area ffs.
reminder that no one cares and that anyone who is willing to pay 4x the price of something to get it immediately deserves to lose their money.
WELL CLIVE I THINK MAYBE IF HE'D PERFORMED BETTER TODAY HE MIGHT HAVE HAD A BETTER PERFORMANCE
Also saw this cheeky fat cunt
>we're not in the eu
On paper that's true. However for all practical purposes we are until the end of the year, as we have to abide by all the rules as before until the trade deals are wrapped up.
i see you're employing reverse psychology
Based
seething brighthouse salesperson detected
enjoy your loss of commission
thats a police drone
what did the mail mean by this
They banned me cos I spoke the truth
WELL I THINK DESPITE IT BEING THE PLAYERS PLAYING POORLY, FOR SOME REASON IT'S THE MANAGERS FAULT
based
big fat wood pigeon, one of my faves
Mum asked me to get some bits for her from Tesco but I don't want to be socially shamed.
jesus im so fucking bored.
theres nothing at all to fucking to do. I'm working from home, not allowed out, not allowed to ride my bike. Just go outside to buy food and thats it.
are we really going to do this for months?
Well gary, I think he only managed to score because he put it past the keeper. Without that, the score would have been a goal different
>ate arresting paki rape gangs
>luv harassing civil white people trying to protect each other
>simple as
realistically we were never going to ditch the volumes of rules overnight because it would be retarded, impossible, and possibly a total waste of time as some of them may make total sense. until we know where we stand next year it's a waste of time.
He's calling you out. Thinks your scared of him. Claims to have shagged your bird quote: "dead ride".
Dunno man, Think that pigeon might have beef with you.
You'll get used to it. That's been my life for about 5 years now
you can go out and ride your brike
aslong as you don't do it in a national park or a beauty spot
they'd rather you do it in a high population density area.
Why has she got bruising on her legs?
Here lads, earlier I posted about a paki on ebay price gouging hand sanitizers. I and other anons reported him.
He was selling them for £29.99 when they're worth less than ten pounds (rrp).
Well I checked again and the paki changed the price of one bottle to £24.99.
It worked, lads. Ebay listened to us. However its annoying that he's still allowed to sell them at all and the price hasn't gone down more.
Wtf. I think he must know someone on the inside. Everyone else who was selling hand sanitizers has had their ads removed in the past few days.
Reporting him for price gouging literally takes 10 seconds. We mustn't let up until this paki drops his price to under £10 or is deleted entirely by ebay.
coo COO coo, coo coo
coo COO coo, coo coo
coo COO coo, coo coo
seething paid 2k for a £300 tv because I can't fucking multiply to save my life detected
Can't legislate the stupid out of people
>are we really going to do this for months?
looks like it
They just don’t want everyone going out for a walk at once, it was crowded last Saturday, even in relatively isolated spots
Why would a pussy like you be concerned about testicular damage when you ain’t got any balls in the first place
fat girls are gross
you closeted benders need to grow up. just been out and joggers, cyclists, dog walkers, shoppers everywhere
It's always the bennies brigade that shop there anyway. Can't afford basic shit but can get a 60 inch TV on HP, no problem.
looks like she smells of BO and cheese
BASED CORBYN WINS THE ARGUMENT AGAIN
Just watch Urusei Yatsura, it's all on yt
>daily mail
Nice posting of a "news" site that wikipedia literally banned as a valid source because they make up everything. Far-right rags like that and The Sun need to die.
shameless
it's not even jeremy who at this point, it's what is a labour party. they even elected a leader yet?
fucking normies treating people like they're radioactive
you'll be queuing for ages
they always win the argument
>internet costs 25 a month
>pays £50 a month for sky and can't afford toothpaste for the kids
Is the Chinese or Indian open lads?
"Hello and welcome to the news evening show. It's been seven days now and it's time for Boris Johnson's self-quarantine to end after catching COVID-19. And here we are camped outside the door of Number 10 Downing Street to see what happens next.."
"The black door of No 10 is finally opening. Wow, didn't expect all that creepy mist to flow out mysteriously. Someone's coming, I can make out a silhouette down that darkened, misty hallway."
"It's a male, middle-aged. In a torn suit? He's sure shuffling and stumbling to the doorway. Is it BoJo. Oh my God, I can make it out now."
"Why God, why? Arrrgh he's lunging towards us, run, run everyone. Aieeee! He's got me, he's biting my neck screaming brainzzzz help me help me someone! The Humanity. Gglugggaarrrgg-"
"BRAINZZZ!"
can i do my daily government approved 1 hour of
solo aerobic exercise in the evening? or must it be done in the morning?
delivery only i think
>are we really going to do this for months?
Day four and people are already killing themselves. Remember attention is the most valuable commodity to females.
Men need government sanctioned safe spaces. Bitches be going mental.
unironically kino
digits and corbyn gets covid-19
Damn, might avoid that one. A bit risky.
What are you having for dinner?
>if Kikepedia banned it, it must be bad!
at least you made me reply
Price last night and this morning.
Report this paki until he lowers his price to under ten pounds - the price it's actually worth. Or better yet ebay removes his ads completely.
Remember that ebay will be extra mindful of complaints at this time given the government's guidelines telling people to stop price gouging. They'll want to avoid being featured in another negative Daily Mail article.
I'm going to kick his shit in.
I keep spreading nuts and fruit in the grass on my daily walk, the robins are nesting in that ivy and i want them to do well.
Will be nice to see how the wildlife increases with this lockdown.
Any time but make sure you're in sight of the telescreen.
This is the inside
also it's not normal for humans to lead sedentary lives with little to no contact. ott teenagers aside, this is fucking painful for anyone who isn't a manchild sitting inside playing with toys all day.
Unbelievable I was banned by some greasy mong
The NHS feels like its a modern day church. Healthcare is the new religion, but it's kinda like the emperors new clothes in that the NHS is shit, most of the staff working there are shit foreigners or middle age women with massive chips on their shoulders because they think they should be treated better than everyone else, and it's an all round admin nightmare and money blackhole, yet no one is allowed to mention this. Praise be our NHS and the nurses (pbut) who work there! More money for our NHS! more, more!
What the hell board is that?
looks nice mate, that's made want to start making bread again
You sound like a spastic redditor.
Is he based?
Yeah I love home made bread. Been making all my own for a few months now. Been getting some pretty good results lately too, I guess it's all just practice.
>Yesterday the LibDems announced they have postponed their leadership election until May 2021, thanks to Coronavirus.
lol
>can't sit in the house for 3 weeks, relax and watch Urusei Yatsura
Wtf is wrong with you?
reminder that you only have a 15% chance of "recovery" if you get infected with the UK SARS-CoV-2 strain
That's a decent looking loaf, would make some decent toast, I reckon.
R O U N D
L O A V E S
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Look at this Guardian clickbait title regarding Boris Johnson's diagnosis.
Inciting fear. Not on. Simple as.
he's chancellor at 39 so has climbed a lot of greasy polls, but seems intelligent and initially at least seems more competent than osborne, darling or brown.
Not bad at all lad. Might get my old 60s kenwood chef out and repair the gearbox.
that furniture is fucking horrid
put me right off him so it has
Reminder that you are a spastic.
the guardian needs fucking disbanding
All my local paki-aways are shut
I bet they've given themselves pay rises and claiming benefits instead, dodgy bastards
Speaking of pakis, did owt happen about that petition to release information about the grooming gangs?
I use some silicone bread tin thing, so it always bulges out at the side a bit
why does this country act as if carers and nurses have the most difficult jobs?
>what did you do today mandy?
>oh it was bloody difficult, i had to make 20 cups of tea and have the same conversation with an alzheimers patient four times today, bloody ridiculous!
looks like a normal geezer
which is weird for a chancellor
looks like hes studying for 3rd year exams at uni in the library
just can't do it. i prefer to be outside doing anything. this is pretty much the only sat indoors activity i have.
>Far-right rags like that
get out plebbit.
Locked down with a horny fattie.......mmmmm
>disbanding
petrol bombed
Lovely posture
good thought
Becauss the elite are trying to turn our country into a socialist dystopia.
Las malvinas son argentinas.
Fuck british pirates.
>be me
>volunteer for a charity that gives out food voucher
>man with a toddler comes in
>no job, single parent, on benefits
>ask for food voucher
>we always check their bank statement to see if they're eligible and to see why the benefits they get weren't enough
>see over £100 worth of Sky package and new HD TV purchase
>tfw get told by our supervisor to give him a food voucher anyway because he has a toddler to feed
I'm for helping the poor, but my blood really boils at the incompetence some of these "parents" are. I feel more sorry for the child.
OOF
Decent bants tbf kek
Asians have garish style
You got ants in your pants? Just sit and enjoy the calmness of lockdown, no responsibilities, no work.
niggers
some of these "parents" only get a kid for the bennies
sad state of affairs
(You)
I predict MP for Bath will be their next leader.
>is an elected POC brahmin politician based?
No
Lads, coronachan is based
>dailymail.co.uk
Kills the jew
redpill me on her lads........
>electing a german
laffs
"mums" should shut their fucking traps.
stupid loud mouthed braindead cunts.
they shouldn't be allowed near the internet, near any kind of telephone or communication device, and never ever ever allowed to give their fucking stupid cunt opinion in public.
if they do, they can be put in the stocks and shat on for a week or two, while gagged.
Cornbeef hash done.
Nehru-Ghandi Dynasty when??