FINALLY - TRUMPBUX
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Trump really is a hero desu.
This bailout is going to be giving massive amount to small businesses in rural communities that ARE NOT SHUT DOWN.
This gives them an enormous advantage over urban businesses.
His tax cuts screwed high tax Dem states too. How is he so based that he actually gets things for poor rural people?
I have 15 employees and the government is going to pay them all for 3 months and I'M NOT EVEN SHUT DOWN.
Will be my best year in at least 5 years.
>inb4 it's a scam
Obviously. But at no other point in my life have the scams benefited me. A common small business person. At no point ever.
Is this Trump version or Pelosi version?
doesn't matter, both were conceived and written by and for kikes
That is great and all but we might be all dead.
A third one, allegedly without bullshit
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really dont have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses 2 roll per day. If you have a family of 4, that's 92 rolls a week. Over 1000 a month. TP rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it
lol@astrofturfing
Nothing has changed since it left the senate.
and large corporations....
I wonder why he left that out....
Fellow American here, I've actually been able to cut back to a roll and a half during this pandemic.
You can do it!
2 rolls per day? lmfao
NAZBOL GANG
Down to two rolls a day with a family of five. I don't like it but ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
nice pasta, saved
So of i filed taxes for 2019 and have not gotten my refund yet and it's still being processed and I didn't do taxes for 2018, do I get money?
Please tell me your secret, every time I go to wipe some piss off the tip of my dick, I end up shoving an entire roll up my asshole at once.
It's so tough trying to flush a single solid roll down the toilet!
It's called pasta. This guy gets it. But I was serious.
This package vastly benefits rural over urban.
Most of my employees have kids and will get $3,000+ which is like six months rent in my rural area.
Soon.
Possibly because gig workers are being given trump bux
Secure the bag mein niggers!
What are you fags spending your trumpbux on?
If you file now for 2019 as independent as in your parents did not claim you on theirs you are going to get the money.
As in people that didn't even do taxes?
You guys ready for those $1000 a week unemployment checks too?
Thanks. Just didn't know if they had to be "approved" or something for 2019 to be eligible for trump bucks
>FINALLY - TRUMPBUX
how much shit did the dems force in.
MAGA!!!!!
>2 rolls per day
Half of America is on opioids gay boy, they ain’t shittin
You are welcome fren. Just filed my taxes this week because they were going to pass this bill. Hope you get your bux!
Based.
>2 rolls a day
how fucking fat are you?
The bigger question is: Are we getting taxed on this for next year?
>employees get trump bux
>gig workers get trump bux
Nothing for small business owner/operators?
LOL I love this pasta. Keep it up, but next time make it 3 rolls a day.
Holy shit the kikes are SO MAD that regular Americans are getting helped and not just their nigger and spic golems
I'm assuming E-filling works, right?
Did you not read my pasta which was the very first reply?
They are literally paying all my employees for me for 3 months.
It's the greatest thing small business ever got from government EVER. There is nothing even close.
Not only that, rural areas are disproportional towards small business.
We aren't even shut down. So it's a total boon.
Pelosi. Only reason we are getting neetbux is because Trump brought it up. Big portions of the bill dont even pertain to the China flu
>yey free money!
i guess you didnt learn from the other countries mistakes, good luck guys, you're going to need it
This. More Fed fuckery included
I thought it goes from house to senate to president?
Doesn’t matter when we’re paying this back next year
Explain yo me like I'm a retard how an independent contractor would get unemployment if I've worked for no less than 80 different companies making less than $250 with each of them?
Im on ssdi. Does anyone know if I will get a check?
i thought you fags hated handouts? now that you cant work suddenly gibs are ok now
You need an accountant.
If this is true I am glad. Rural America IS America fuck the metros. They hate rural America because they hate America and are communists.
NEETs always loved handouts. How are you not understanding this?
where do you go to get the info , I got small biz in fl
No.
But there are two choices. The banks are ALREADY BAILED OUT.
The corporations are next.
Are you saying it's better for them ALL to get bailed out and the plebs get nothing?
Because you are NOT EVER stopping the banks getting bailed out. It's already over and done and been going on continuously for decades.
How much money to illegals and abortions? How much to planned parent hood and climate change shit? How much to diversity programs?
What did democrats sneak in?
Newfag
It's in the bill they just passed. I have been talking to my account but he doesn't have full details.
Basically it's a loan turned grant. So you get a "loan" for an estimated 3 months of payroll. They give you the money and at the end of the three months, what you didn't use for payroll you return and the rest is entirely forgiven.
So the government is going to pay your employees for 3 months.
Answer this.
>be all dead.
I ded last nite
so my biz is a startup and I dont get paid right now so I cant really use it right?
I’m going to say this again.
We’re going to pay it back in taxes next year. That’s how every stimulus check has worked so far.
Bill is from the Senate, Pelosi is House so not Pelosi’s
Nobody is gonna pay it, I'll skip filing taxes for the next 5 years to avoid paying it back if I have to
I didn't know the senate can create a biill, thought it always started from the house and then house then senate votes for it.
Pelosi is not a senator retard
Well I don't know about that then. There are a number of things you can get money for.
I care about the employees thing because I have 15 and it's my biggest operating cost.
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CTRL+F "small business" and you start to get into the details.
An accountant will have the skinny if you have one.
Good luck with that
>We’re going to pay it back in taxes next year.
LMAO no.
Only if Trump loses.
Didn’t mean have
OK HAPOONER
I made under 5k... How do I file for 2019 just incase.
You can't even quote post properly why should anyone trust what you say?
Not only that but if the business loans are being forgiven what makes you think they won't forgive individuals?
In the bill itself it was written that these handouts will be taxed unless that was changed in the last 7 days