/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2616

Even if you kill me, I will still love you Corona-chan

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am i the only one that doesn't give the fuck of the outcome of corona

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Someone asked for the upgraded graph comparing chink virus, Swine flu, and SARS, so here it is.

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>if we get best case scenario

>we get past this

That's not the best case scenario.

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nothing burger

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America approaching 100k
>America approaching 100k
America approaching 100k
>America approaching 100k
America approaching 100k
>America approaching 100k

Not long ago there were 100k worldwide

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All your sins are forgiven

All Catholics who regret their sins and who die right now will at least go to the purgatory.

Mass death in UK incoming, soon the herd will be in the mass grave.

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I need a gun

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>tfw the whole next week is paid holiday
Thank you, based Putin.

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

wew

Nothingburgers,
It is time to come to terms with the fact that you were wrong. This is going to lead to a lot of deaths. Life will be changed forever as a result of this. You need to come to accept this, or else it'll be hard for you to cope in the upcoming days.

Ok retard

Fuck /ptg/ and fuck /nothingburgers/.

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How do you feel knowing half of the deaths are from misdiagnosed influenza and pneumonia?
Italy and Spain is not even releasing their numbers anymore, only about the NOVEL COVID-19™ bringing the NOVEL CORONA MARKET CRASH™

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Why are you guys laughing at the numbers, people are dying. Just think about the frontliners. This is sickening, stop this.

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I love you corona chan

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who else thinks today is the day that corona will reach above 3000 deaths and become top of that daily death chart and thus BTFO all nothingburgertards ???

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Holy fuck Italy

36.6 C to everyone in this thread

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BEWARE OF NOTHINGBURGERFAGS
TODAY THAT THE NUMBERS ARE HIGH NOBODY SEEN SHILLING

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NOTHINGBURGERFAGS ON SUICIDE WATCH

Actually most of those Italians who are dyeing are either southern Italians or southern diaspora in the North. Ask yourself why people are dying at rate similars to iran istead to those of civilized white western countries like France or Germany, the reason is there are millions of southern descendents in Lombardy with large genetic overlap with middle easterns like iran also badly hit by Coronavirus.

There are huge differences between North and south, especially the south is genetically a mix of Arabian-Turkish-Black genes, speaking of Italian nation is just a joke.

I live in North Italy ( Lombardy named after the Swedish tribe Longobards) and here the phenotype is mostly Nordid among actual natives ( tall, quiet, fair, intelligent). Lombardy is full of 3rd gen southern diaspora who flooded after the war, ethnic Lombards are actually a minority and we're the ones working for pratically the rest of the country sending rome more than 110 billions a year in surplus taxes. We could be like Austria or Switzerland if we were indipendent.

Lombardy is much more like Germany/France than rome/naples that you know from TV series. It is wealthy (finance, industry, and fashion) and Teutonic culturally.

A lot of Northern Italians have white skin and green eyes. The dialects even sound more German.

Go Corona-chan! Wipe out Africa!

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LAUGH, LAUGH AT THIS DUMB ISLAND MONKEY NIGGER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Jesus Christ, Spain.
It's not ONCE, not TWICE, but THREE TIMES already.

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this pandemic is a perfect chance to purge your local "refugee" populations and blame their deaths on the virus, then close borders indefinitely.

CORONA THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY

>CORONA THEME
>youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY

CORONA THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY

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Beautiful
Hope we get so high that SARS and H1N1 won't be visible at all

Trump sounds stressed out lads

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Thanks for giveing me virus-chan fetish /cvg/

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China lied, people died.
WHO helped China fuck the whole world.
I want compensatory sacrifices

Press S for muttmerica

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I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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this is your Europe without NS Germany. At least you aren't speaking German

Don't confuse manic hysteria with laughter

Fuck the sanctuary states/cities for bringing this disease here. They don't give a fuck if we die.

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>Why yes we will destroy every country's economy because people over 65 years old with pre-existing conditions might die! How could you tell?

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Why the fuck isn't the lockdown working ? It's been 3 weeks ffs

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>COVID-19
Call it what it is: Chinese Virus

Stinky Chinky Flu
the ChinAIDS
Wumonia
Xi Jinplague

>574990 infected
>26369 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>22nd of January 2020
>Dominic (((Raab))) will taking over Boris Johnson's responsibilities if Boris gets the Shanghai Shivers
>5 days later
>Boris Johnson, Prime Minister of the United Kingdom confirmed to have the coronavirus
2ND BRITISH JEWISH PRIME MINISTER CONFIRMED

theneweuropean.co.uk/top-stories/boris-johnson-replacement-announced-if-he-catches-coronavirus-1-6573445

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-52060791

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Kek
Nothingburger fags will still defend this

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 93,329 (1,384) Italy 86,498 (9,134) China 81,340 (3,292) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 49,344 (304) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,311 (207) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,557 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Turkey 5,698 (92) Portugal 4,268 (76) Canada 4,043 (39) Norway 3,696 (19) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Japan 1,387 (47) Poland 1,340 (16) Pakistan 1,296 (9) Romania 1,292 (25) South Africa 1,170 (2) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) Greece 966 (28) Iceland 890 (2) India 878 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13) Croatia 586 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +7,894 (+89) Italy +5,909 (+919) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+569) Germany +5,406 (+37) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +500 (+15) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +648 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Turkey +2,069 (+17) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +324 (+5) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Romania +263 (+2) South Africa +243 (+2) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Greece +74 (+1) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +40 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Moldova +22 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Burkina Faso +28 (+2) Cyprus (+2) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +13 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +1 (+1) Nicaragua (+1)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Absolutely based

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Agreed. Any Uni / College Anons out there...
consider medicine as your course of study.

The world may need more Doctors / Nurses / Jannies real soon now.

And they're opening everything for easter.

MADRID RESUME
19,243 CASES, 2,412 DEATHS
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He just cares about muhney, the economy. He don't want to see it crash and burn.

i like how the chinese logarithmic pretending to be linear lie is now nothing more than a blip on the graph.

Checked.

Do you know when President Mattarella will do a speech to the nation? Have you got a link?

J U S T...........

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give it another 3 weeks

Guys I think I might have Coronavirus.

Prove to me this isnt a nothingburger.

No one under the age of 70 without existing serious health problems needs any treatment.

Links in the ok are either outright lies, anecdotes, or studies with a sample group of like 10 people that are in their 80s.

How? More people died in France than in UK

it's just the start

twitter.com/CAgovernor/status/1243574720454221824
twitter.com/CAgovernor/status/1243574720454221824
twitter.com/CAgovernor/status/1243574720454221824

That shipped docked finally

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>919 deaths today in italy
Jesus christ

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Italian minister expected lower cases today, meaning they are at the limit of testing as per previous reports.
Cases are a result of testing.
Come on user, you can try harder than that.

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Easter?

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Yes. Because people's lives are more important than making billionaires rich.

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JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

Stop pretending you wouldn't die with our shitty health system even if you're young and healthy, faggot.

Bahamas will survive and conquer the US with Canada from the north, the mexicans can take the south for all I care.

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i love you corona chan

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BACK TO WORK WAGIE

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Based

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the coronavirus comes from the P4 laboratory in Wuhan.

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>Has the Defense Production Act and Executive Order 12919 at his fingertips
>Too much of a pussy to use them

Malaria > Ebola > Marburg > Plague > Rabies > Corona > Aids
Prove me wrong

He doesn't want Ford to produce cars...
Read tweet, perfectly reasonable if you want to save lives.

Larping fool

Over 1000 deaths in Italy alone today! Congratulations!

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>buffalo wild wings is still doing takeout
whats the best flavor lads

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hahah china knew they were defective lol

full churches are gonna be BEAUTYFUL

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LOL

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12.5% dead rate

>2,412 DEATHS
Excuse me? What?

>"Italy reports 919 virus deaths in one day"

shieeeeeet

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>Just think about the frontliners
If the frontliners start throwing their ZOGs and chinks under the bus I'll reconsider.

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You do realize millions of people will lose their jobs and thousands will be homeless right?

based. accelerate

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If numbers america reach 100k+ today

In case anyone needed more proof about that scam of a sect cucktolicism is

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LOL HAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA

NORMAL LIFE IS BREAKING DOWN AND SOCIETY IS FRAYING ENTIRELY I CANT BELIEVE YOU ARE ACTUALLY SAYING THIS

OHHOHOHOHOHOHOHO HAHAHAHAHAHA

>prove to me that the sun will rise tomorrow

LOLLLLLL HAHAHAHAHAH

Nothingburgerfags repent
DAY OF THE COOF IS NOW

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source?

not satisfied tbqh
I want mountains of corpses in the streets, riots, revolts, death and destruction
who cares about a few boomers dying

fuck Canada is still shilling people not to use masks
canada.ca/en/health-canada/services/drugs-health-products/medical-devices/activities/announcements/covid19-notice-home-made-masks.html

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Why corona loves to kill fat old men?

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Who's ready for the post-apocalyptic world.

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Hot wings with blue cheese dip

Well you should. You live in this world and this virus already had major effect on the world, and it will have even more of an effect before it's through

what's happening iun france

it's been suspicious queiet there for a week and they've had damn high amount of infected weeks ago compared to many others

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-3.12%) Germany (-4.75%) France (-4.66%) United Kingdom (-5.05%) Italy (-3.78%) Switzerland (-3.33%) Spain (-4.03%) Austria (-1.99%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-3.93%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-5.36%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.15%) Japan (+1.58%) Hong Kong (-0.89%) China (-0.32%) Australia (-8.42%) Singapore (-0.44%) India (-2.42%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-4.20%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (0%) Tokyo (-10%) Beijing (-7%) Wuhan (-3%) New Delhi (-51%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (+10%) Rome (-53%) Milan (-48%) Berlin (-19%) Munich (-31%) Brussels (-58%) Paris (-59%) Madrid (-21%) Barcelona (-30%) London (-54%) Johannesburg (-16%) Sao Paulo (-42%) Buenos Aires (-30%) New York (-33%) Washington (-17%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-27%) Chicago (-21%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-35%) Los Angeles (-34%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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just wait 2 more weeks bro

Yes, Madrid zone alone has 2,412 deahs. Total deaths in Spain is 4.858. Almost half of spanish deaths are in Madrid alone.
GUESS
WHY

I always considered past pandemics as media hysteria. This one I took is seriously since January, especially with MSM telling everyone is a nothingburger.

He's coming in terms with people can't go to work by Easter

Holy shit Italy. They will run out of boomers

Aw shucks, I misread the headline. Just close, tomorrow then.

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fake

>not living life as a paid holiday
gay

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>live your slave life in the wagie cagie
>as soon as you can retire you die
Haha what a fun life just let them die.

Link, Laoanon?

HOLY SHIT PELOSI WON'T SHUT THE FUCK UP

HOW MUCH STALLING CAN THIS BITCH POSSIBLY DO

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ICU admissions might be exploding in his hourly reports. It screams desperate.

>Has a deployment strategy to have grizzlilions soldiers deployed in 72 hours anywhere in the world
>Cannot deploy two medical support vessels

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>heh, obviously these people are dying from something else. The virus is just media hype. It’s not real. I’m not worried about it. I’m worried about real problems. Everyone in the entire word who is seeing this unfold is just stupid and I’m smart. It’s just a mild cold

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Plague is best by far, then Marburg

what about regular every year flu?

In nomine patri, filii, et spirtu sanctus
RIP user.

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wasn't that destined for New York?

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LOL, ANOTHER J U S T.............

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It is how the UK is handling everything, the retards only know how to hope for a vaccine. They are waiting for either herd to save them or a vaccine to come from some magical wonderland.

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maybe if he wasnt a raging heretic with a priesthood full of rampaging pedo sodomites this wouldnt have happened

what are some good april 1st jokes going to be?
>Coronavirus cure found!

nice

Ebola-chan was a negress, faggot.

Fuck these motherfuckers, they deserve to die

Please god don't punish me for spending february spamming "it is a nothing burguer" threads

I am so sorry lord jesus

rtve.es/noticias/20200327/mapa-del-coronavirus-espana/2004681.shtml

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Doctors need it more than we do, and there's a shortage right now.

Maybe tomorrow

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Everything is fine

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no worry bro, it's all coming back to normal in 2 weeks bro, it's nothingburga bro

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I wish corona would only kill leftys, lgbt, boomers, feminists and niggers. oh and jews!

i hope they all die.

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THE POPE: WHY YOU ARE SCARED? WHY DO YOU NOT HAVE FAITH?

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>Italy +5,909 (+919)
wait is this shit real? isnt Italy past the peak?

t. Normie

Comfort is the NYC one I believe.

How are they noting the recovered cases?

If its just mild and you feel better are you supposed to call someone?

>Italy (+919)
Ganbaru, Corona-chan!

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PEPPERONI'S WTF ARE YOU DOING?!!!

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France has almost 30k infected and 1696 dead

no change in latest cases for awhile?

You said it. Time to move on happeningfags. It's not *coof* happening.

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>WHO CAREZ IF SOCIETY COLLAPSES,PEOPLE ARE GETTIN THE SNIFFELZ OUT THERE!!!

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>Does not include nigger and kikes in list of pestilence

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Just got home getting supplies, WTF Italy?????

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grandmakillers will be purged after all is over

In two weeks

Best April 1st joke: "Only 10K deaths today, peak reached!"

Can someone else explain why China’s numbers are going down? As in, are they hiding true numbers?

Links appreciated

>Swine flu was way worse. This is all just media hype. You’re all stupid. I’m smart. Stop being worried about a stupid cold

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You can’t make an outbreak graph with an endemic virus you dumb jew

> Who's ready for the post-apocalyptic world.

Iran

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Here is the infection as well.
covid19info.live/ is the website if you still somehow have family members who are nothingburger fags show them these numbers and maybe it will wake them up

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>faithless heretic that preaches lutheranism and every abomination talking about having faith

>wasn't that destined for New York?

I thought so also. i dont know what is going on anymore all i know is that is on twitter.

KEK SHITALY IS DOOMED ISN'T IT?

lol its literally mainland you, chink. thats what your insectoid kind does every day. sure, there are a few fucked in the head whites who do shit like this, because they are fucked in the head, but for chinks this is part of the cultural norm.

They should make a corona themed contest like in 2018

>Plague is best by far
A man of culture i see

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>yfw they pushed this narrative to program mutts into believing quarantine bad, so to "fight against this evil" they'll spread the virus as far as possible, killing off the majority of goyim.

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lets all calm down
like not even 0.1% is dead rn
its a nothingburger

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Trump is so fucking useless it's hilarious. You can't use "positive thinking" to beat a virus.

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FOR THE HERD

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I left for a a bit, is Italy getting better?

DROP THE BASS!

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Ugh, fuck China lying asses for ruining that perfectly good curve

What if the EU collapsed due to this shitty little virus?

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that user is right, shit is gonna be weird for 1-2months but we'll look back on this general with the same light as the CA dam general

8th of March?

cases already decreasing
>muh deaths
irrelevant

yes it is "dude trust me"
China should actually rise their numbers so people pity them

B-but that is not the pic I've p-posted.... t-this is the pic i've p-posted.

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do penance, get on your knees user make your act of contrition

GUYS LOOK AT THIS SHIT

"Pregnant Corona 19, transferred to the fetus… the symptoms are light"
>"Pregnant Corona 19, transferred to the fetus… the symptoms are light"
"Pregnant Corona 19, transferred to the fetus… the symptoms are light"
>"Pregnant Corona 19, transferred to the fetus… the symptoms are light"

translate.google.com.ar/translate?sl=auto&tl=en&u=https://www.yna.co.kr/view/AKR20200327082300009?input=tw

Told you, I never lie, my anime reaction image news are trustworthy everytime

Now why would China ever lie?

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would be funny if gookmoot closed Yas Forums for 1st of april so that anons can self quarantine
as a joke of course

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People here literally think they’re part of some resistance against tyranny by ignoring precautions

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do you not believe in God? He will save the faithful

Is there a update of this?

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It is not fake Nigel. Madrid has become Racoon City and no one can escape.

>2000-something corona dead per day
how many die of starvation per day?
how many die of cancer per day?
how many die of heart disease per day?
how many die in car accidents per day?

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its happening

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There's something about pigs that deeply disturb me. Their skin is very human-like.

there is the dead cat

>we got vids of chinks rioting
>but no fresh vids of chinks dying
What's up with that?

You got it.

I'm wondering this too. What about that old lady who was discharged from the hospital and died 30 hours later? Does that count as recovered?

Just a flu.bro

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then how will he make money?

OH MY GOD HE CAN'T COPE WITH ITALY DEATHS

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Castille is kill
Catalonia is fucked
It appears the Reconquista was useless.

>doesn't want globohomo society to collapse

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there is the HIV chimera showing itself

Nobody tell him

At what point Faggots, seriously

Does saving Corona Lives
vs.
an Economic Depresssion

become and untenable choice of bridges to jump from?

Which one will be worse?

Imagine the cooming in white house if Iran falls

>people dying by hundreds
>LET'S DO A PHOTO OP!!!

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chinese reparations

+2k cases in Turkey

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Cope

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>Let's kill old people because I want to party

i am

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G-GUYS, SOMEONE SWAPPED THE PIC I'VE POSTED.

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I thought we were going to die during WW3 in a blaze of glory.
This is gay.
And sad. Like slowly rotting to death.

> Riots and chaos, police fight each other in China
anyone got more sauce?

Yep, just a flu. Like every flu season, Spain had to once again resort to keeping the bodies in ice-ring.

>how many die of starvation per day?
>how many die of cancer per day?
>how many die of heart disease per day?
>how many die in car accidents per day?
not enough

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i'm considering being a volunteer if things get too shitty

It's true. Vertical transmission confirmed.
jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapediatrics/fullarticle/2763787

Is the growth of people starved to death exponential?

>meanwhile china is collapsing on itself
youtube.com/watch?v=b19m1a4Sgic

>chronic vs. acute

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Checked, no pls tell me. I missed the nummbers

What does the t. Mean
Also is anyone else locked down in their fucking sober living house? Any recovery fags in here?

> 1-2 months
nice goalpost moving, I added you to my collection. see you somewhere between 27.04 and 27.05 ;)

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Watching the Pope give blessings to an empty Vatican plaza in the rain while seeing the numbers come in is at once kino and horrifying.

Fuck man.

just give her around ~2 weeks

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This guy deserves COVID more than anyone else on earth. Genuinely hope he dies of it

it happend to me before too, Yas Forums is getting infecteed

I dont want my family dying for stonks this meme needs to end

Can someone send him this?

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Reminder that the coronavirus is an anti-Semitic virus

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See Infected/deaths are also not being counted at homes:
>Ma come denunciano i sindaci del Bergamasco, c’è una stima errata anche dei decessi. Molti ormai muoiono a casa senza tampone e non nelle terapie intensive, quindi non risultano conteggiati come decessi per Covid-19 nei resoconti ufficiali
>But as the mayors of Bergamasco report, there is also an incorrect estimate of the deaths. Many now die at home without being swabbed and not in intensive care, so they are not counted as deaths for Covid-19 in official reports
archive.is/4XRw7#selection-553.214-553.454

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that is how Jesus feels about Francis's heresy

Heh.
>now you won't go to hell, just be regretful
Couldn't we have that from the very beginning?

blanket amnesty
everyone goes to heaven they only need to repent

you need proof? for that? jeez, couldnt given away being a shill much faster than that, if you were here 5-20 threads ago, you would have seen all the articles on some 19-21 year olds dying recently.

*coof* REJOI *coof* CE!

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I love you corona-chan!

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wonderful time to be alive bros

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post link

Stop being a pussy and accept your fate. Mutts deserve this just as much as the chinks, Never forget.

Dude has the thickest boomer goggles I've ever seen, it's a miracle that he's even able to type.

DO I ALSO GET THE INDULGENCE IF I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE VATICAN STREAM?

>DO I ALSO GET THE INDULGENCE IF I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE VATICAN STREAM?

DO I ALSO GET THE INDULGENCE IF I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE VATICAN STREAM?

>DO I ALSO GET THE INDULGENCE IF I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE VATICAN STREAM?

DO I ALSO GET THE INDULGENCE IF I JUST STARTED WATCHING THE VATICAN STREAM?

Is there a new 500k corona chan pic?

Why are some people so interested in what this old faggot boomer has to say?

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Are the number of car accidents rising worldwide at an exponential rate, smoothbrain?

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And how many cancer patients have a car accident caused by heart attack while they're driving to the supermarket because they are starving ?

WELCOME TO THE COOFDOME

Fuck off. God won't save anyone. Our sanitaries and heealthcare will.

I want this happening to fuck off now. It's not fun anymore, I want off.

ayy it begins

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They are getting closer to god each day i guess

If you don't have one already it's too late. Ammo is hard to find too

>lists preventable deaths that will never affect the upper class

Yeah same thing

>Imagine being Arnold

Idk man its in TV. Check YT?

>he's doubling down
I honestly hope that he and his entire family die tomorrow

Right now we are dealing with this immediate problem that we know will result in the deaths of hundreds of thousands if we just let it rip. There's of course the speculative suffering that may result from an economic slowdown, but right now we need to deal with this, and then we'll deal with the speculative issues when they come.

link?

I LOVE YOU CORONA-CHAN

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Out of these Malaria and Marburk are best, but pic related version of Corona-Chan BTFOs them all

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> Italy's death toll rises by 969 - believed to be the sharpest hike in fatalities of any country

Italy fucked

OP IMORTANT PUT THIS IN PASTA
jamanetwork.com/journals/jamapediatrics/fullarticle/2763787

20% cfr rate if left unchecked the curve is real bro people are already being triaged

they completely misunderstand that shit as well.
the boomers had a human enemy. to fight a human enemy you shoot at them, not surrender or run away.
but the millennial zoomers have a viral enemy. to fight against this enemy you quarantine and practice distancing. rushing out to get infected is equal to surrendering to the invading soldiers. they're literally surrendering like cucks due to misunderstanding the nature of their enemy.

F

Fuck off meme flag kike