/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2615

China lied people riot?
twitter.com/badiucao/status/1243483531247931392

Get ready to die boiz

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>OP DO YOU USE Amphetamine
I have similar questions argibro. You've been epic through this entire thing.

new cases in Italy steadily decreasing
10M cases is the ceiling

Holy fuck Italy
I know we are supposed to all hate each other on pol but i genuinely feel bad this is happening to another European country especially one as historically and culturally relevant as Italy
Love from England

kek

What's up with the riots in China? First time hearing about that

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I think the saddest part is people dying alone. No family or loved ones to comfort you as you die in a coma drowning on your lungs. That's fucking sad.

>number of threads multiplied by 11 still larger than number of deaths
>happening
No way fag

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I love when orange man tweets in all caps with exclamation points

>decreasing
LMAO

Corona-chan is a skank! She will infect anybody!
And she prefers older men!

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ABUBAKA HAVENU
ABUBAKA HAVENU
ABUBAKA HAVENU
ABUBAKA HAVENU

LMAO

CORONA THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY
>CORONA THEME
>youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY
CORONA THEME
youtube.com/watch?v=WLLE_PvJ5mY

wish it had been england instead of italy desu

I was about to go to the store for vodka
Should I stay inside?

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We get bombarded by nothingburger shitposting every day that you might start doubting it actually continues spreading, but it's a virus it does it doesn't give a shit.

DR FAUCI NEEDS TO BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY FOR HYPING UP THIS FLU LIKE IT'S GONNA PUT MOST AMERICANS AT RISK. FAUCI IS A KILLARY LOVING SWINE WHO NEEDS TO BE DRAINED FROM THE SWAMP AND RESTART OUR ECONOMY BY EASTER OR EVEN EARLIER.

BASED METROID FREND
WE WILL NEVER GET PRIME 4 NEWS

Haha very funny dude. A shame this isn't real

Godspeed Corona chan!

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can she double it

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Our patron saint of cope.

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Wow. Italy peaked again at 919 dead! Happeningfags BTFO, it's over.

Also, Gott Strafe England

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>tfw no cute heroine
This is the worst timeline.

Nothingburgers,
It is time to come to terms with the fact that you were wrong. This is going to lead to a lot of deaths. Life will be changed forever as a result of this. You need to come to accept this, or else it'll be hard for you to cope in the upcoming days.

ATTENTION PLEASE:
>ATTENTION PLEASE:
Natalia Poklonskaya makes a special announcement in these troubled times.

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come on dude don't be a party pooper
let people enjoy the happening

Police fighting over jurisdiction

WTF is wrong with you italy?
why aren't the quarantine measures effective?
they've been enacted long enough
it's like god punishing you for being so normie and sociable

Repost until i get an answer

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Ahhhh I ran out of pop fuck fuck fuck

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 93,151 (1,382) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 49,344 (304) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,311 (207) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,557 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Portugal 4,268 (76) Canada 4,043 (39) Norway 3,696 (19) Turkey 3,629 (75) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,595 (36) Japan 1,387 (47) Pakistan 1,296 (9) Romania 1,292 (24) Poland 1,289 (16) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) Greece 966 (28) South Africa 927 (2) Iceland 890 (2) India 878 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13) Croatia 586 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +7,716 (+87) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+569) Germany +5,406 (+37) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +500 (+15) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +648 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +324 (+5) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Ecuador +192 (+2) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Greece +74 (+1) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Algeria +42 (+1) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +40 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Moldova +22 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Burkina Faso +28 (+2) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +13 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +1 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +42 Czech Republic +137…

>FULL LISTS
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Kino

That sounds less interesting than i hoped

And just like that, we're worse than Venezuela. Thank you based Alberto!

Godspeed pastabros

Built for BBC

>Do you live in big city?
Yes
>Do you value life?
Yes
>Do you have a desire to spread the good word of Carona Chan?
No

Daily reminder to stop cooming and start building up your immune systems.

It's slowing down in Italy, other countries will follow in few days tops
The pandemic is over

LARP
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i like this dumbass because he baits his fellow dumbass boomers into a false sense of security and death

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Press S to shit on grave

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>live in a small village
>just saw fire fighters riding around blasting Corona-related "STAY HOME FOR YOUR OWN SAKE" warnings through speakers
The madness never ends, holy shit.

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they are effective
this is what you get with the measures

It's too late everyone
All you can do is just enjoy the ride, and well if you die, just remember, you're the real winner here.

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Drink some vodka before going outside. You'll be fine.

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>+3k cases nationwide
>+0 in my city

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Check this for videos
>epochtimes.com/gb/20/3/27/n11980618.htm

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Now she can, checked.

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It's accelerating in Italy. Why bother lying at this point?

I dont know dude, the police were helping the civilians fight against other police. That sounds unprecedented in China.

>slowing down
>920 deaths

>why aren't the quarantine measures effective?

It wasnt a true quarantine.
Quarantines don't eliminate what already happened. Same thing is going to happen with the US .

*she will triple it

nothingburger stages:

>it's just the flu
>it only affects asians
>it won't spread to warm climates, just wait out the winter
>less dead than threads
>there'll be vaccine any day now
>a drug for malaria cures it, happening cancelled
>not worth halting the economy over
>it won't cause collapse of civilization it won't cause an extinction level event

The worst thing here is that Italy was probably the last European country to have some semblance of a culture. Tailoring, barber shops, traditional cuisine etc and most of the masters upholding the tradition were OLD. Now that most of them will be dead Italy will be stripped of all uniqueness and it will be another boring playground for the globalist corporations just like all the other European countries that lost their soul.

They claim it's a "miscommunication", but I assure you it's real.
wowktv.com/news/west-virginia/wvdhhr-announces-west-virginias-first-death-from-covid-19/

3500 dead today

The ride is getting very scary now

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Listen here Jack, I'm gonna set you straight. I'll only say this once so listen up, Fat. This virus isn't going anywhere. Let me repeat myself, this virus isn't going anywhere. Back in my day we didn't call it covid whatever; we called it the "Shanghai Shivers". OK, here's the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol' Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the Shanghai Shivers one year and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, "It ain't no thang" you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That's how I know you're full of shit. I'd punch your daughter straight in the mouth.

>good euro countries getting destroyed from the virus
>mutts gone full retard, and despite that their death rate is even lower than China's
are murifats lying ? There is no way there are only 1000 dead there

Look at the bright side. Life is interesting now

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welfare offices are still open in Australia? here in Canada we just direct deposit
neoskosmos.com/en/161466/greek-australian-samaritan-hands-out-100-to-each-person-at-centrelink/

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-3.07%) Germany (-4.33%) France (-4.14%) United Kingdom (-4.37%) Italy (-3.02%) Switzerland (-2.69%) Spain (-3.36%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-3.54%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-5.96%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.23%) Japan (+1.65%) Hong Kong (-0.80%) China (-0.16%) Australia (-8.23%) Singapore (-0.25%) India (-2.27%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-4.22%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-1%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-6%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-2%) Rome (-51%) Milan (-28%) Berlin (-28%) Munich (-34%) Brussels (-60%) Paris (-60%) Madrid (-28%) Barcelona (-41%) London (-49%) Johannesburg (-52%) Sao Paulo (-38%) Buenos Aires (-29%) New York (-30%) Washington (-17%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-47%) Los Angeles (-46%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1300m) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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not even started yet

>he doesn't know

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it's going to be over 3,000 deaths today, but don't worry it's just the flu.
This shit is going to last all year faggots.
>riots soon
>then fire
>then quiet

>"Essential worker"
>Only driver in my house so I did all our grocery shopping.
>Starting to get a cough that's getting dryer.
>Sleeping a shit ton and no energy.
>My back hurts where my lungs are.

I'm fucked, aren't I?

>I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL IT KEEPS SLOWING DOWN AND I CAN INVITE TYRONE OVER AGAIN TO HAVE SEX WITH MY WIFE

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Plateau just around the corner

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Go buy some

>THERE ARE NOT PROVEN DRUGS OR TREATMENT FOR COVID-19
>THERE ARE NOT PROVEN DRUGS OR TREATMENT FOR COVID-19
>THERE ARE NOT PROVEN DRUGS OR TREATMENT FOR COVID-19
>THERE ARE NOT PROVEN DRUGS OR TREATMENT FOR COVID-19
>THERE ARE NOT PROVEN DRUGS OR TREATMENT FOR COVID-19

OH NO, POOR ELON AND TRUMP

Relax faggot, there's already a vaccine, by June we'll laugh about this shit

triples confirm

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>keep reposting a Norwegian larp
S

Big if true

LMFAO LOOK AT THIS IDIOT

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thank you

Why, its not too bad in your country?

Zombies would be neat and I ain't seen no other reports beyond cremation cause of no more coffins...

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>tfw my gas mask arrived but the filters are old as hell, expired, and there are no ways to buy P3R filters where I live

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In that case it might be interesting. I hope it escalates

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checked make it a triple

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This is the top

Italy passed China

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Una gripinha, delicia

I wish it killed young people instead. Then it would really hit the shithole countries that need their populations culled. One can just hope the economic impact will cause huge famines and mass deaths in Asia and Africa.

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Unironically, it's EU that will get the rope at the end of this

Bye bye EU

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and your family, don`t forget to go to your local mosque

Tedros said that? Link and minute please?

Yea

Great

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user, the economy isn't coming back anytime soon. Prepare yourself accordingly.

Hey, so, will there be any open positions in senior engineering in Lamborghini, Ferrari, Ducati or Alfa Romeo? Asking for a friend

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kek, saved

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There you go, enjoy

twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243473247536058368

Cuckstein BTFO'd

NEIN!!!! I bought tickets to see Rammstein on their first tour in the states in forever!!! DONT FUCKING DIE TILLLLL

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Who has a vaccine? It's not even confirmed if it has ADE response yet.

ALRIGHT BOYS

SO WHEN THE RIOTS START WHICH MILLIONAIRE/BILLIONAIRE ARE YOU GOING TO GO JOIN THE MOB TO HUNT DOWN

WHOSE HEAD DO YOU WANT TO BE THE ONE TO CLAIM?

I have a high chance of having that shit boys.

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You're one of the twitter trannies group from Argentina, doesn't it?

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>any coronavirus ever
>vaccine
Nice meme bro.

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THERE ARE NO ANTIVIRALS OR VACCINES FOR ANY CORONAVIRUS

Good luck Italy. I wish it happened to England instead of you.

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kek

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keep the memeflag shill

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>Bolsonaro mass-producing placebo

money well spent

Those trips certainly say you are.

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>919 deaths

What the fuck is shitaly doing?

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Is there any porn of the WHO bitch yet?

Michael said, the're live on the conference

youtube.com/watch?v=ilprerCILO4

trump stop

That is a bunch of hoes; now you know what it is

Your face is sideways i would consider seeing a doctor!

Not Till!

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It never ends

Yep, Italy is a bro-tier country, my favourite among all EU nations in fact. Mainly because their women have great tits. Stay strong Italy!

Cope

Chimpocalipse coming

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Uma* faggot

969*

riots are a sure sign of a pandemic
ever seen a pandemic without riots? ever seen a riot without pandemic?
yeah

the CHINKS are DYING in the STREETS

any one have an updated version or even the source???

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Our economy is not worth tanking just because of a flu we need to get back to work. Some may get sick, but maybe have companies add a little extra sick time and it'll be fine.

Fauci is the reason so many got infected during The H1N1 epidemic and is a Democrat fraud. Probably just wants to ruin the best economy we've ever had to spite Trump and ruin the elections.

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>40% of India's population killed
>they can now start building toilets
>superpower by 2030
Thanks Coronachan

But now they have vibrant kebab shops!

ITALY BTFO HAHAHAHAHA

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>919 DEATHS IN ITALY
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Told you you should have stocked up in January like everyone else in this thread

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>The ride isn't stopping
>It's accelerating

How fucked are normies?

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Bolsonaro on suicide watch

The last time Rammstein was cool, Bill Clinton was getting blowjobs in the Oval Office

Well memed mi'lard

Stick your dick in her anus

no it isnt.

I dont wish it happened to you, France

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They can't maintain the lie forever

Has to be at least 15k deaths by now

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It got scary when there were troops in wuhan spreading gas

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It is killing young people.

50 deaths are from yesterday

Dr. Mike Ryan and Dr. Kerkhove

trucker here, I have also been sleeping longer, but I figure it is stress

My assumptions have been proven by Czech local "CDC".
The faulty tests coming from China reported couple of threads back were used as a diagnostic tool for early detection even though it is an anti-bodies test that can tell if somebody already had the disease.

Antibodies are detectable in the blood waaaay into the infection.
They are rubbish for early detections and docotrs in Czech Republic (And presumably in Spain) were too retarded to know the difference or were not provided proper information about the tests.

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I'm half italian. I feel pretty bad.

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Chaos AD, tanks on the streets.

>italian womyn have great tits
Compared to what? Gooks?

How many of you faggots got the symptoms already???

My mom got sick 1 week ago with fever, got better next day.

I started coughing 2 days ago, went away today but i feel tired and like i can get sick any moment.

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We all getting the Corona lung
Corona lung ist wunderbar

The aid to African shitholes is sure to be cut dry, so don't worry user, it's coming for them too

Suicides will be on the rise

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>death rate grew 2 percent in 2 days and now is 17%

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I know that feel man I got tickets to see them in DC I'm going to be fucking sad

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Take your meds, he never died, just was reported that he died

Yep, there's a whole lot of that to come from. The elders were the backbone of that country. It's going to be beyond fucked.

source? its saying 919 on worldometer

s-shut up :(

>One can just hope the economic impact will cause huge famines
>this third world logic
economy bad? plants die!

Ahem, translation jew

Thanks fan buddy

>Swine Flu Pfff
>SARS, what the fuck is this guy? My grandpa?

Ps. Can anyone make a good graph of this please

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dying, obviously. probably still smoking too.

>COVID has killed 10 times people less than H1N1
>despite infecting less than 3000 times the people
>"HURR SWINEFLU WAS MORE SERIOUS"
Are MIGAtards really this retarded ?

GUYS OTHER BOARDS ARE LAUGHING AT US
They think we are all /ptg/ and are pretending still it is just a flu; How do we fix this?

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Sleep.
Eat quality easily digestible food. Do nothing else.

>200 cases where I live
goodbye parents

Didn't spanish and italian representatives almost walk out of a EU meeting a few hours ago? Thing's going spicy soon, Mediterranean masterrace will get the nordcuck leeches off its back

Japan is probably the most dishonest country after China in how they handle this thing. They won't test you unless you had strong fever for four days.

Bill Mitchell is fucking retarded

let them die

LAUGH AT THIS NIGGER

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ITALY 900+ DEATHS
STOP IT ALREADY

So...what happens when supermarkes are cleared and there's no more food?

>1000 more cases in USA in jsut the last few minutes

>What the fuck is shitaly doing?
Getting a gold medal in something, anything.

Don't forget to love thy neighbor! Go outside and give them hugs!

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Better Resolution?

Shit

When I read about a new Respiratory Virus in China reported to the WHO on December 31 2019 whilst on my way to a New Years Event..

I would have never thought that THIS would come out of it.

Ladies and Gentlemen

We have undoubtedly the biggest Happening of our Generation yet before us.

God help us all.

A C C E L E R A T E
scared faggot

Bolsonaro doesn't matter, as the gangs are controlling your country.

we need this

You'll stay here fucking dumbfuck. You cannot survive alone

it's just like muh dystopian movies and games

2020 does not disappoint
every month everything gets worse
at this point I wouldn't be surprised if Yellowstone exploded or something

Quads of truth

You can go 1 month without eating. Water is more important.

Not gonna lie, keeping up with /cvg/ has been more stimulating than playing vidya

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>Italy is recovering
>stop spreading fake news
>The curve has flattened
A vertical rise is technically flat I guess

why would i want to help a bunch of Yas Forums trannies

It's over. You had a good run user but all things come to an end.

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is it 919 or 969 pastabros?

Corona's average "victim" in Italy is 79.5 years old, which is almost an year older than the average lifespan in the US.
The euroboomers are dying from pneumonia and influenza, which records are the lowest it has ever been, since 80% of them had a preexisting condition

too old

Right...and after 1 month?

it's BS

the S starin would never be able to spread on its own because the R0 is too low

dude, the virus mutates fast as fuck

there are already over 800 confirmed strains of coirona

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This will lead to war.
>never meant to be released to the public but none the less that happened
China loves to steal our patents but they never get around to stealing our safety measures. Stupid fucking chinks. We should have never opened up to them in the 70's. Literally everyone who said it was a bad idea was right.

>videos of chinks rioting
>no videos of thousands of dead chinks
what did the "chinks are lying" schizos mean by this

It's been more stimulating than anything. I can't get shit done.

>really this retarded ?
Denial shills have reached beyond retardation to truly pure detachment from reality... Baghdad Bob multiplied by "you didn't see graphite" levels of denial, where they just say the opposite of what everyone can see and refuse to acknowledge evidence.

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Make that 969

It's 9000

how much bigger is this happening conpared to the 2016 election

Time to eat your neighbors. Remember to cook them well to kill any pathogens, and wash your hands before cooking and eating.

>This virus isn't going anywhere
Italy just reported the highest death as of today with almost 1k

yeah stfu nigger

>backlog of deaths reported
>WHOA DOODZ ITZ HABBENING
the number of infected are down you fucking dolts

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Based cornflake

Should I fear for my life?

I live in San Antonio, one of the cities where they brought infected overseas for testing.
Numbers have spiked in past few days, and deaths are starting to roll in.
Went from

I wouldn't be so sure about that.

No shit.
You must be from Ohio, with your superior intellect.
>He's dead.
>He's not dead.
>"Un-Dead"
Go lick a homeless man's crusty asshole.

You die.

so probably around 40-55k total today again?
although it's been slightly rising, it hasn't risen exponentially in quite a while, happening over?
or am i missing something

You got it wrong Nurgle help us all to accelerate the holy decay

It's on par

Corona chan cured my depression

Italy: +919
>Italy: +919
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All will die it seems.

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Yes
Dont go outside too much at least

Do I look like Jesus to you?

WEEEEEEEE
AREEEEEE
DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
AAAAAAAA
FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
YESTERDAY WE HAD 500K
TODAY IT'S 574K AND IT'S ONLY 6 PM IN EUROPE
HOLY FUCK WE ARE DEAD
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Good place for virus spread unless the wind makes a lot of difference.

It's perfect as it is.

Whys Trump immediately talking about urgently getting respirators?
The fuck even is this timeline anymore man?

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Just saw this on social media, Bulgaria and Belgium declared their first cases around the same time.

The blue line is Bulgaria, the blue line is Belgium.

Why is the west so fucking bad kek

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Its Real now, Scientists conclude if there were no measures taken about 40 Million would die, which would almost equal the Spanish flu.This is the biggest happening since WW2, this is the Biggest Pandemic since more than 100 Years.

>918
ITS ACTUALLY FUCKING HAPPENING BOIS

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Expert on belgium TV just said "it will make thousand millions of death"

Kek

Cases = capacity of testing
Dr. Kerkhove explained this just now in the WHO live conference.
Cases are as a result of testing. So we can't know for sure we reached maximum cases of infected.
Deaths are a sign of lethality, and it has suddenly gone up today ever since it "stabilized" for a week.

>every company in america is doing their part, it's so beautiful, so american

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/ptg/ would have been raped off this board a few years back, neo-pol are all fags.

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WHERE'S TARIK
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS MARTHA

Stay strong, user

>Chef that criticized people avoiding China Town has died of COVID

based as hell

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Just the usual argiebro, we overthrow Alberto de Kirchner, all the politicians and get the military in power, then 2 years later all the politicians return and we keep eating shit

We can only hope

move the goalposts again, faggot

But new data shows it's just the flu! How can this be Trumptards I thought it was nothing! Now he's talking about ford producing ventilators??? Wtf bros!

919 today plus 50 from earlier this week from a province

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THAT'S A BILLION

If you're not old, have other health issues and/or are obese you should be fine burger

It's 919.
Worldometer had already updated the missing + deaths from the regional missed reports yesterday.
But italian news added them today to avoid appearing as hiding numbers.

I'm sorry, but did you already get infected? Oh, that's right. The coronavirus hasn't even killed that many people yet. I mean, it's only been, like, 4 FUCKING months now. Does 99.9 percent of people not having caught the coronavirus after FOUR MONTHS count as a happening? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the stock market hasn't even crashed? The Dow is still stable right now and it has been going up overall for how many years now? In fact, Trump is doing a great job handling one of the worst media campaigns we've ever had on any president, who just happen to maintain high ratings because they're feeding off the energy of deluded, libtard sheeple like yourself. But you know what? They still fucking suck. Trump is one of the best fucking presidents we've ever had, the Dow gained, like, 3000 last year and would have kept on going up if the media wasn't rigged, causing all this panic. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when Trump wins. Oh look at that, Biden just forgot his name again when he needed to remember it, just like Hillary did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this sub again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-Trump topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like him because he's good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing.

Are you going to post the same fake tweet in every bread?

>can't have sick people if you don't test

So wait does it make you lose your sense of smell permanently or just temporarily?

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nah. it'll blow over soon. trump says so. italy has less cases every day

Are Normies still pretending this virus isn't an escaped biological weapon?

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969

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because no one flies to such shitholes

Viruses too deadly will usually go extinct since they kill their hosts to quickly, before they can spread it.

I have some juicy shills waiting to be BTFO in ~9 days
meanwhile, this nigger just defaulted

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epic goiym sacrifice

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What's new cases in Italy?

Take your meds

>only billions dead
NOTHINGBURGER

50 were already added yesterday on worldofmeters

Italy is doing its best to unlock new Corona-chan milestone pictures. You better be thankful.

>trust me I'm an expert

What, countries just dumping free aid into a worthless continent? Wanna make a bet?

This, no transparency in east european shitholes.

because they don't have tests
they test 50% fewer people since 23 march

Breaking News for the US
Rep. Massie of Kentucky (R) has called for a quorum and roll-call vote. House reps are desperately trying to get back to the capital in time to vote tonight but it may not be possible.

based Li Xiaosi

Imagine living in East Europe shitholes

but ptg is literally the only ones against cvg on pol
fuck them

Are you fucking retarded?

hello, based department?

But I'd suggest offing yourself in like 2 weeks earlier. Death from famine is the most horrible because it's the longest way to go away.

ah yes when moot seethed so hard at luggage lad posting simpler times

I applaud the CCP for taking the correct measures in minimizing the impact of the COVID-19 outbreak.

Place your bets.
How many countries are going to eventually surpass China?

>919
Fuck, peak in June maybe?
Who knows at this rate.

If he was throwing a tantrum on twitter about this a month ago it could be effective.
Like that when its too late its just sad

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>THE SAD STATE OF NOTHINGBURGERFAGS
THE SAD STATE OF NOTHINGBURGERFAGS

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We will send everything we got even if it means all (white) swedes will die.
The only time we won't send aid to Africa is when the Africans here are suffering white oppression

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something along the lines of
>you gotta pay the fine for having a gathering of more than 2 people
>but there's only two of us
>with us there's four

all this needs at the end is "but we're just taking our dogs for a walk", with dogs being an euphemism for cops in poland.

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Patience. With time, they will see.

This. Also, they were trying hold for the Olympic games, but now that they've been officially canceled for this year they suddenly has a rise in cases. How pathetic. I was having good feelings for japs before this, but now they're gone.

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The West is hopelessly unprepared to handle epidemics because of capitalism. You're lucky you were a communist country once and still have some of that preparation left over.

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21m people died in china
they are rioting right now
read the general

there's a limit to the amount of tests that can be done each day, there's only so many hours.
not to mention all the test kits that don't work.

if we get best case scenario, we get past this, cut china off from the world, and globalism on a wide scale is cut back.
a little xenophobia never hurt anyone, in theory

covid19info.live

Mosquito-borne viruses only kill one of their hosts.

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HAHA NO TRUMPBUX FOR YOU AMERIFATS

fake, real attached

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temporarily and in a minor # of cases, otherwise it'd be all of the news.

OP is a nigger who deliberately posts misleading articles.

everything is BBC for you, limp dick

YAMERO!!!

>Shitaly

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They'll stop when 10k die /day in the US