PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - WHO IS IN THE RIGHT HERE EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
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@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
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armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
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NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Hannity 3/26/20
youtu.be/A6Jd-e1vUoA
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/26/20
c-span.org/video/?470715-1/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470715-101/ (pt2)
youtu.be/3BfdG7C0lDs
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
youtu.be/rnrjo0Sxat4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/26/20
youtu.be/D4Q6FHv-gHk
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/26/20
youtu.be/DLC_KMXPeqI
>WHTradeDir Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 3/26/20
youtu.be/0kdrvwFdjhA
>NECDir Kudlow on EWTN 3/26/20
youtu.be/1fsVXQnIpTM
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FoxNews 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145059172001
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/26/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144900259001/
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on Tucker 3/26/20
youtu.be/yj1yAQKjoWk
>NIAIDDir Fauci Corona-chan Q&A w/Stephen Curry 3/26/20
youtu.be/iuX826AGXWU
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on HowieCarrLive 3/26/20
youtu.be/nqHGtxO5BXE?t=8000
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144897832001
>Lara Trump/Trump2020PressSec McEnany @Women for Trump Rally 3/26/20
youtu.be/-xobAQv14Uo
>RNCChair McDaniel on Spicer&Co 3/26/20
youtu.be/m3kI7pFMmA4
>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
youtu.be/WjCAoPYefQ4

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wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Temple
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NEW OP NEEDED

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1st to
MAGA

i got it

AWOOOOOOOOOO

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DR FAUCI NEEDS TO BE FIRED IMMEDIATELY FOR HYPING UP THIS FLU LIKE IT'S GONNA PUT MOST AMERICANS AT RISK. FAUCI IS A KILLARY LOVING SWINE WHO NEEDS TO BE DRAINED FROM THE SWAMP AND RESTART OUR ECONOMY BY EASTER OR EVEN EARLIER.

China is sooo disgusting, they're just soo gross, I wouldn't touch a CHINA with a 10 ft pole, you sicko!

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I think the photoshopped pic is right

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Pray for Donald J. Trumps conversion to the Traditional Catholic Faith.

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I eagerly await my 350 trillion aid, since it is one time the anons of this thread explained to me that that is not communism or socialism.

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Thanks user, it's yours

"Stereotypes" are just conclusions reached through inductive logic based upon experiences and observations. They help you avoid predictable bad outcomes.

MAGA
Thanks for bakkin
Sperg.
Fauci got told behind closed doors.

Thanks John, very cool.

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Chinks must sink.

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I hate these fucking bugs.

Nonwhite foreigners abroad have less than no loyalty to their host countries and are active, deadly parasites.

Trump picks the best people! Ivanka loves Fauci!

The Irish stereotype was proven wrong. Look at how well they worked out in America.

Anyone watching outnumbered? That Dr. Sapphire is a MILF. So is Gillian Turner.

the image in the OP is fake

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> privileged Americans
> Sydney, baka.com.au
This has to be a parody account.

Correct ...illogical associations would die a natural death

when all of this ends the CDC should be dismantled for completely fucking up its sole purpose
it had no eye on infected people from Europe entering and allowed this virus to move beyond the west coast.

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we can just borrow infinite money, because it just comes out of nowhere. i can't believe no one has thought of this before, how do we even have debates on the budget?

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How has Trump’s response compared to other leading western countries like Australia, Canada, and South Korea?

oh hey, I thought you had a job?!?

gas

Trump hired him back in the 80s?

> communist party
> inalienable right to the possession of private property
We've made lolbertarians of the commies.

So how long until they actually vote?

>WHY DIDNT YOU ABORT ME

does this technically count as corona chan getting BLACKED?

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CDC, FBI, CIA, FED, probably many more all need to be nuked.

Why would they do that if the virus was under control?

Shut it, dog dick eating insectoid.
Holy fug I haven't watched that show in ages.

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AHHHHHHHHHHH

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON ANYMORE? I'M FUCKING BLACK PILLLED SINCE EVERYONE IS AGREEING.

AT FIRST DEMS HATED THE STIMULUS BILL CUZ "MUH CORPORATIONS" BUT NOW THAT REP. MASSIE HATES IT THE DEMOCRATS LOVE THE BILL AND WANT HIM TO RESIGN.

THEY ALL AGREE WITH TRUMP NOW AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BLACK PILLLED AHHHHHHHHH

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the money won't lose any value because everyone wants to buy dollars right now, just look at currency exchange rates today

Fauci is a hack fraud and needs to be removed from any place of work. He's the reason they didn't act fast for H1N1 and had many people infected then!!! He literally emailed Hillary praises when Obama was in office. As far as I'm concerned: fauci is an enemy of the state trying to tank our economy and needs to be removed IMMEDIATELY and be replaced with a more agreeable staffer.

>mitt Romney hasn't paid taxes in his life

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No, because it a white blood cell.

>tfw we will never live in the timeline where James Woods is president

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Why would they close down movie theaters again if they had it under control? It's not like the chinks lie as much as jews do. Oh wait.

Yeah, I unironically think the bill is shit too.

>oil at 21.55
top lel just fuck the energy industry up

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>the image in the OP is fake
That has nothing to do with stereotypes being healthy products of inductive logic that keep us from making predictable mistakes.

Trump kept him, goes on television with him, listens to him, and shut down the US economy for an indefinite period of time because of him

Fauci also wants to ban kissing because it spreads AIDS

hey shill, you shouldn't try to be so obvious

>Tea Pain

bretty gud lel

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so? my statement is still 100% true

He didn't donate/sell all medical supplies to China, so better than Canada and Australia.

Soon comrade, soon

lol it's funny and based to eat the landlords and flood the money

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short term Massie has a point, long term Trump has an election to win
the narrative is already set, the dems were the only ones with negative bill blockage press before this. Trump has to frame Massie as an outlier republican if he wants to maintain the narrative

>Gillian Turner

Will she get coronchan?

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Go figure

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>tfw we will never live in the timeline where Kid Rock is in Congress

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>If getting us into $6 trillion more debt doesn’t matter, then why are we not getting $350 trillion more in debt so that we can give a check of $1 million to every person in the country?
This is a pretty dumb point. I agree with the overall thesis of socialism = bad, but he's asking why we're not giving $1 million dollars to everybody who typically makes ~50k/year. This is not a salient point in the least bit. This is frivolous pilpul.

But Chris Rock is still the voice

>we can just borrow infinite money
Nearly infinite, since for all practical purposes the amount of money you need to borrow in one go in order to make the debt burden crash the economy is so ridiculously high it doesn't matter.

>it just comes out of nowhere
this is true

Essentially the logic is that if you close your eyes and just keep on printing money the system won't shit itself until a couple of decades later, which is hopefully enough time for some magic bullet fix to come along and solve all your problems. Also, trying to fix the system by balancing your budget and reducing the debt could cause extremely harmful economic shocks. It's brilliant stupidity.

Emergency stop on foreign energy import/punative taxes and price floor. Shit's borked

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>tfw only have to work 4 hours today
>tfw 1 hour left
Already got the beers on ice...let's go baby.

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>shut down the US economy
He didn't do that though. Are you retarded?

>shills still retardedly flailing without changing their tune at all
On a lighter note is there an ETA on the signing?

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>I'M FUCKING BLACK PILLLED SINCE EVERYONE IS AGREEING.
This is what actual national unity looks like.
>Trump: "Give me a stimulus and healthcare funding bill and I'll sign it."
>Senate votes for bill unanimously
>House agrees to vote after small virtue signaling delay
>jackass lolbert smacks lips and wags finger like a DMV sheboon, holding up the process
>everyone shits on him for stalling something the rest of the country has already agreed to

I see you're familiar with chess.

Are they nuts?!? He's a disaster on TV!

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Kevin McCarthy on the floor
(debate winding down)

youtube.com/watch?v=SYK4tqwHoJY

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That was an awful idea desu

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ZOOMERS BTFO

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>Correct ...illogical associations would die a natural death
Stereotypes are constantly reevaluated against immediate experience. Those that are reinforced grow stronger; others grow weaker with countervailing experiences. Nevertheless, they remain valuable in avoiding imprudent decisions.

James Earl Jones was the voice of Anakin Skywalker. Anakin's still white.

You might not like it, you might not even agree, but the TRUTH is Massie is the hero we all need but don't deserve. Stand fast, patriot.

>one congressman talks about the fed needing to be audited
>suddenly these dire enemies and even the chinese disinformation faggot doctor all agree on something

Fuck Trump in his fat orange ass.

CIA is probably hurting, i don't think many people are out buying drugs right now

>lolbert
They truly are cancer

it's not infinite and it's not "coming out of nowhere"
there's a reason they say a specific number and there's a reason some corporations get a bigger boost than others

This sucks. Massie is normally good even if he was a total double nigger for voting to end the wall deceleration.

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Based and spics BFFO to death pilled

He's all they have left. The left in its enitrety is sinking hard.

>and shut down the US economy for an indefinite period of time because of him
Wrong

>so? my statement is still 100% true
And ice cream is cold, but that is irrelevant, as are Mexican intellectuals.

>Are they nuts?
sometimes suicide is the rational choice

Thick

The alternative is the presumptive Democrat nominee going AWOL for months. For the last three cycles, the candidate who did that lost.
>McCain
>Romney
>Hillary
They have to at least try.

This will be a prerecorded staged event with CNN employees making up the studio audience of there even is one.

valid point, I concede

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it's not irrelevant if you're discussing it, retard

Coronoa-chan killed the Green New Deal

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i don't see sexiness in ho pics with ultrahigh cutout dresses

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A Research paper from 2007 is correct
>Pic related

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This one dude stands between you and $1,200, you'd be mad too.
GIVE ME MY PELOSI SMACKERONIS!

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Should take note that shills are madder than ever before.
Don't reply to shills.
Also they HATE this image.

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CALL THE FUCKING ROLL!
>CALL THE FUCKING ROLL!
CALL THE FUCKING ROLL!
>CALL THE FUCKING ROLL!

Kek, Trump should hold his press conference in the same time slot. Just for the lulz.

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Thanks, beer virus.

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thats bullshit
hospitals will not refuse treatment

Are you sure that you're heterosexual? Because that chick in that dress needs to make white babies.

Comfy to know all it takes is a flu scare to kill social engineering

Massie will sink it, only takes one "no" to require formal vote

Fuck the Discord trannies

>Trump kept him,
Imagine the Hilary(China) machine propaganda if Trump would've fired him... "DRUMPF IS AN ANTI-SCIENCE DICTATOR"

>goes on television with him, listens to him,
see above

and shut down the US economy for an indefinite period of time because of him
Trump made no such orders. He's letting the states handle it with Fed assistance when/where needed. I know this makes a lot of empty-suit Governors very nervous.

Do they honestly believe that? I'm not sure they realize they're just getting a feedback loop from their own pilpul.

>thats bullshit
So's the news as a whole.

not sure if he's hetero, but there's nothing wrong with being gay

Kino

already removed from the death count, died from OD not corona

Shows more of the fit body. I used to be a chubby chaser but one of my exes ended up getting fit during our relationship and redpilled me on fit bodies...they are usually absolutely insane and not relationship material though.

Trump shitting on Inslee last night was hilarious. Faggot deserved it.

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>they'll stop caring about the environment this time, right?
doubtful

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Really makes me think.

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proof?

“Thank you all for the surgeries! :^)”

going to chick-fil-a what do you guys want?

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Their hatred of orange man overtakes any kind of logic.
Trump Derangement Syndrome is a hell of a mental condition. We call them shills, but I wouldn't be surprised if they did this shit for free.

It's fine for People of Color to be queer, gay, transsexual, etc. Celebrating People of Color in their various non-reproductive sexualities is an important piece of Social Justice, just as is funding free abortions for all Women of Color.
White people, though, need to make white babies.

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How is this possible? Twitter isn't available in China, it's blocked.

>Total Setup

NANCY SPEAKING NOW

THUS FAR, SHE'S COHERENT...BARELY

Spicy chicken sandwich and an Arnold Palmer.

you gotta find the balance. soft girls have soft personalities. fatties always turn sour. skinnies start that way unless they hate their looks.

look for the woman who looks like she should be bouncing a little girl on her knee. that is your future wife.

i'm sure she can pick up some beta from her only-fans subscribers for that.
Also breddy sure about the hetero thing. I like my sex shit-free, but also free of slampig

Hmm...

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Spicy chicken sandie and superfood side.

The classic with two sauce packets.

What did he say? Because Inslee is a faggot, and I'm fucking tired of his "maybe gonna extend" this authoritarian bullshit.

>Essentially the logic is that if you close your eyes and just keep on printing money the system won't shit itself until a couple of decades later
this is entirely the thing i am complaining about. the debt is being run up by people who won't be alive or secure enough that they can simply flee the country to some haven while leaving the younger generations to handle the fallout when it comes: they're taxing the future to pay for now when the debt is run up without a care, and that future is coming fast
for God's sake, this bill being proposed is 2 trillion and they're already admitting it is only the first of likely multiple. some estimates are saying 6 trillion in recovery, i've heard up to 10. that's on top of the government's normal expenditure: that's jumping decades forward in the debt timeline, hastening what's rapidly becoming an unfixable catastrophe to address a setback now. i'd rather just eat the economic recession here and maybe use it to build up national industry and jobs and protectionist policies so we are more insulated from foreign supply lines and stupidity, rather than perpetuate the pervasive idea of trying to plunder the country as much as you can while it's still possible

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look up which race aborts the most babies
the answer may surprise you!

spicy chicken sandwich and an arnold palmer. be careful, arnold palmers turn you into john daley

Pretty based and redpilled.

#
wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Cube

wikipedia.org/wiki/Jewish_Internet_Defense_Force


haaretz.com/israel-news/farrow-on-cnn-israel-s-black-cube-behind-trump-echo-chamber-memo-1.6414524

wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_the_Temple

wikipedia.org/wiki/Knights_Templar
Trump allowed his Christian supporters to be beaten across the nation, banned from social media, the "alt right" aka white people are being prepared for a Soviet Union style genocided by the Bolshevik Zionist Jews who run our nation.

Let the history books show we were enslaved and murdered by these people.


T. White American

Is this the acceptance stage?

Number 1 with lemonade

unfortunate aspect of politics made even more unfortunate with the fact that the average American worships the tv box and all they're doing while at home is consuming tv
the narrative is more important than what actually happens in the 12 months prior to an election

I'm still waiting on you to carefully explain to me how anarchism and capitalism can work together. You want chaos and pandemonium.... and a well-structured economy?

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Spicy chicken sandwich, waffle fries, sweet tea

THOMAS MASSIE SQUAD UP IN THIS BITCH

HAIL THOMAS MASSIE

GET FUCKED JIDF

>boris visited by coronachan
I THOUGHT YOU SAID WHITES COULDNT GET IT
HES LITERALLY PEAK WHITE
AGHGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

you know the government can just take the money out of circulation once the crisis is over, right retards?
you can stop fearmongering about "muh devaluation" any moment

Nancy looks pretty fucking pleased right now

Looks like there's plenty of gibs packed in this bill

Jeb! Surge!

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>MSM desperately tries to make chinese virus as scary as possible to get the left up in arms and remove Trump forever
>it backfires horribly as the cowards instinctively turn to their actual leader for help and support

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>i'd rather just eat the economic recession here and maybe use it to build up national industry and jobs and protectionist policies
Those are mutually exclusive, retard. If 30% of the country is out of work at once we will have no money to do anything except by... printing more debt anyways.

I'm certain that once this thing blows over Trump and Massie will be able to make up. After all Trump didn't smack Randlet around for going against the emergency deceleration.

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Did he die of being spic?

+1

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>reverse money printing
MEXICO HAS THE SOLUTION!

Kys

>World Peace & Love, please!

Thanks.

Cutting government expenditure to address the debt would itself probably result in an economic depression, which is why politicians are so hesitant to do it once they actually are in office.

Pelosi thanks herself and house whip Hoyer saying "we worked so hard on this legislation" It's a fucking Senate Bill. lmao

> Nonwhite foreigners abroad have less than no loyalty to their host countries and are active, deadly parasites.
This but whites too. See:
> Spaniards
> Swedish
The whole whole needs a huge purge and Coronachan doesn't seem to fit the bill.

Funniest (or saddest) thing? SPAIN JUST RESCUED ANOTHER MIGRANT BOAT OFF THEIR COAST THIS WEEK!
I'm having a hard time finding an english source but it was in our local TV (passing it as a positive thing), they are crumbling under the weight of their failed social security system and not even that is enough to fucking close their borders.

I don't know if having spaniards as neighbours is even worse than having morrocans.

> oil at 21.55
RIP Iran, Angola, Venezuela and Brazil

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JEB! 2020 confirmed

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GAS THE CHINKS RICE WAR NOW!

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so the coronavirus weakened him to the point something else took him out? and no mention of an OD? disregarded

Stop fucking baiting fedora...he revealed in the last bread he's signed up to die for Israel...which should, of course, come as no surprise to anyone

I lived in rural Iowa and Kentucky for awhile. Retards excited this will own the liberal cities and not hit them are the most delusional.

To be sure, higher density and being a travel hub hurts you early, but in small towns people meet at a handful of hubs and are more social. Bible studies with median ages of 70 are still meeting.

It only takes one group of old people sitting near a coofer at Dairy Queen during a meal to totally overwhelm one of those rural medical centers. They normally ship all major cases to the nearest big city and that won't be an option.

Rural America will get creamed if they keep following "it's nothing " they have far and away the highest median ages.

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>Pelosi taking credit

what a piece of shit

Two large number 1's and a cookies and cream milkshake. Big boy hungry.

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They'll be back at it next week. It's the biggest part of their "revolution" engine.

Are those the only two goats at the tower, and do I have to battle them?

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Nancybux incoming

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1/3 of Minnesota counties have less than 25 hospital beds. Yeah I'm thinking we're fucked.

virginiamn.com/covid-19/the-covid--pandemic-could-be-devastating-in-rural-areas/article_5502e19e-6b0d-11ea-ade2-13230a582da4.html

every time one of you predicts something out of The Stand I'm reminded of the "wait 2 weeks" nonsense that was going on weeks ago

Nuke Spain. Just nuke it. Maybe if we destroy Spain all the spic country will shutdown.

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These commercials on my roku are insanely targeted. They are using fear to try to sell me products... AND MORE!! They are very suggestive and manipulative!

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March 27th, 2020 - 10:15am

JPow sat down at his desk and let out a long sigh as he looked at his MacBook. It had a big 'dollar-sign' sticker on the top that he got for 50 cents at the bowling alley. He opened the computer and used his pointer fingers to type in his password: "J-Money#1". He took a long sip of the warm milk in his coffee mug. "How much more should we print?!?" he yelled at the intern situated at a desk outside of his office.

"I don't know man, it's unlimited, just make up a number" the intern shouted back. JPow hated the intern's dismissive tone but the young man was 6'5'' and built like a NFL linebacker... his wife called the intern a "Chad", but JPow didn't know what that meant. He mumbled to himself, "I'm the money man. Nobody else." JPow opened up the Google sheets doc titled "$$$ Money for government $$$" and looked at the only cell on the sheet with anything in it. "100 trillion" it read. He stopped for a moment, smiling at his own brilliance, then deleted the word "trillion" and replaced it with "gazillion". JPow nodded and took another sip of the milk, satisfied with his work for the day.

"Good to go!" He yelled at the intern.

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It's the ultimate cope. Schumer acted like it was all his idea when the senate bill was announced.
They have to spin it somehow to look like they've won. They've never been more desperate.
They've tried to destroy society itself, globally, to take Trump down since the impeachment failed. They absolutely needed this to work.

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a Scottsman would know what to do with them

Yea, the Irish and the Scots did a bang up job in NY, turning the politics into the current cesspool that it is and being at the forefront of mass migration into America.

And let's not forget about our wonderful cosa nostra migrants. Great people!

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Need to get the clips on MSDNC and CNN so they can get some sort of credit here.

All this reddit spacing
Yeah, I'm not reading that LOL

>commercials on my roku
I thought Roku was ad free?

are you going to buy it?

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Likely

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FUCKING BUGS

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> SHUSH! DON'T TELL HIM IT'S THE VOICES IN HIS HEAD

Pelosi the eternal "we" poster irl

Using the term we over and over again.

she did squat

And the other 2/3rds?
How exactly are you fucked? In what universe do city niggers regularly drive out to rural farmer land and coof all over everything?
Either answer or go fuck yourself, schizo fag.

JUST A FLU, BRO

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DEAR PTG:

Would it be stupid to go to the park? I would be alone, away from everyone else, and play some baseball.

Is that too risky? Im in NJ (monmouth county)

>cookies and cream milkshake
gained near 100 pounds when I was going through a depression slamming these
worse than heroin

>MNfag here

MNfag here also...so are we in Lockdown Mode tonight @ midnight or what

pray he remains protestant and calls out the vatican and rome for their involvement with human trafficking and distorting the gospel of Jesus Christ