/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2614

Godspeed Corona chan!

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זה עכשיו חוט עברי. תזדיין גויים

How does he fold so fast in the face of dictators but stands up to people in NATO.

it's insane.

Retarded sameposter

mass testing

sauce of italy 919 deaths today

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How will it ever recover?

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He must decide on his narrative, He confuses in underlings like that.

yes

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ITALY +919 DEAD
ITALY +919 DEAD
ITALY +919 DEAD

WE ARE ALL FUCKED

massive ramp up in testing over the last week (100k per day as of today) to shine a light on cases that were otherwise going undetected. also, this shit spreads like wildfire. stay inside bros

youtube.com/watch?v=bWFr6khY2U4

I'm scared bros

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Trump is such an almighty cuck. Yes, President Xi, whatever you say, President Xi.

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kristallnacht against chincks when?

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man i hope whores get fucked up so badly they revert back to being sweet again.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY STOCKERINOS

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I didn't understand nothing that the norway guy said

Because "dictators" are cunning and masterful in their manipulation of people, they have to be if they hope to control such vast numbers of people

At least some good movies will be coming out

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Just Murrica being Murrica. They proved once again that average IQ in USA is equal to average IQ in a bottle of yoghurt.

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> WHERE ARE PASTABROS WITH REAL NUMBERS

It's not hard to stand up to empty suit bureaucrats with no personal beliefs

exponential growth. People literally tried to walk you guys through models for 24 hours a day. The cassandra complex is real.

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>919 deaths
insane
twitter.com/jeanmackenzie/status/1243574455655378956

* WARNING *
THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL:
catracalivre.com.br/saude-bem-estar/sequenciamento-de-genomas-mostra-que-coronavirus-sofreu-mutacoes-no-brasil/
THIS IS NOT A DRILL, I REPEAT: THE VIRUS IS MUTATING IN BRAZIL!

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600,000 infected by 4 PM (UTC -3). Cap it.

EXPONENTIAL
GROWTH

BROS

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Can't wait for them to start throttling my internet due to extra strain on the infrastructure.

Guess i need to download some entertainment and a workout plan for a 400lbs loser before daddy government deems the internet non essential.

Exponential growth. We've been saying this would happen for weeks.

half of our top leaders are infected, and we can be gunned down for driving a car.
so how's it going in your country today?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 93,151 (1,382) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,934) Germany 49,344 (304) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) United Kingdom 14,543 (759) Switzerland 12,311 (207) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,500 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Portugal 4,268 (76) Canada 4,043 (39) Norway 3,694 (17) Turkey 3,629 (75) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,605 (15) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Pakistan 1,296 (9) Romania 1,292 (24) Poland 1,289 (16) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) Greece 966 (28) South Africa 927 (2) Iceland 890 (2) India 874 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13) Croatia 586 (3)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +7,716 (+87) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+569) Germany +5,406 (+37) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,885 (+181) Switzerland +500 (+15) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +591 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +322 (+3) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Luxembourg +152 (+6) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) Greece +74 (+1) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +40 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Moldova +22 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Burkina Faso +28 (+2) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +13 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +1 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +42 Czech Republic +137 Pakistan +95 Poland +68…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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We got a week of paid holidays here in Russia. I fucking love chinks and their meme flu now.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

::sneezes

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holy shit

Why is the coronavirus so anti-Semitic?

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/ptg/ must be absolutely retarded by now. One minute the hate china and next minute they will be defending china.

>China Supplied Faulty Coronavirus Test Kits to Spain, Czech Republic
>The majority of rapid test coronavirus test kits supplied by China to Spain and the Czech Republic are faulty, local news outlets reported.
>muh China will save the world
I bet all the other chink doctors they sent to Italy were useless too, which is the reason as to Italy has so many deaths
nationalreview.com/news/china-supplied-faulty-coronavirus-test-kits-to-spain-czech-republic/

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>imagine living in Uzbekistan
>now imagine dying in Uzbekistan

Spain is so turbofucked

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Chinks here in Europe have no love for the CCP, you retarded Waffle.

How many people have killed themselves

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Reparations

Didn't Putin say that Moscow will go on lockdown if cases reach 800? It's already 700.

>only 1k cases
>only 3 deads

How do they do It?

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Italy
Cases +5959
Deaths +919

hey tripfag, you're from louisiana, right? what are your predictions for the updated numbers at noon?

Does anyone know where I can find any of these delicious recipes?

twitter.com/gizemmerc/status/1221126117245014016

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Sauce

200 jewish COVID deaths? God fucking damn, how did COVID kill 2000 british Jews already?
Pray for the families of the 200 gorillion.

>coronavirus
I hate this schizo faggot MIGA cuck, and I voted for MAGA in 2016.

not many chink tourists there

OHNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONON
B-b-b-BUT IT WAS CONTAINED

This will get ignored, instead the headline it is over in china they re-opened for a brief period will be shared. The media controls the narrative, the idiot masses don't any deeper ever.

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yeah better to be Russia where your strong-man gov't was purposely mislabeling the huge up-tick in "pneumonia-related deaths" to try to hide the true extent of the damage. you're in for a rough few months too buddy

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sauce

Looks like it still isnt under control

The nervous system is where it gets interesting. The ability to infect nerve cells is, while not unheard of, extremely rare. It is common knowledge that HSVintegrates itself into nerve cells, effectively “hiding” beyond the reach of the immune system. HIV similarly hides in immune CD4+ T-cells and remains latent for years. Herpes is mildly symptomatic; breakouts occur occasionally, the immune system handles them, and the virus remains dormant. HIV, through a different mechanism, acts similarly, remaining dormant and latent for so long as the immune system, and any medical treatments, can keep it in check. Neither of these diseases, however, cause such severe symptoms while in latency. SARS-CoV-2 acts very differently.Rather than remaining dormant, it continues to replicate, spreading throughout nerve tissue, no longer vulnerable to the immune system. While doing so, it also spreads back into the body and causes reinfection,100% of the time. Due to the way the virusattacks CD4 immune cells, in the same manner as HIV, the body is unable to develop immunity. Reinfection is just as deadly, perhaps moreso, and inevitable.Heart damage continues, and can be lethal. Pneumonia is actually milder upon reinfection, as the immune system is largely exhausted

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can we start hanging politicians and bankers already? Ready to move onto the post-collapse phase.
>styrofoam and diesel fuel

By writing in "Too weak to live" as a cause of death.

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

ITALY CIVIL PROTECTION REGISTERS

5919 NEW CASES AND 969 NEW DEATHS, RAISING TOTAL TO 86498 CASES AND 9.134 DEATHS

BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS
>BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NEWS

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>literally needing a license to exercise

You did that Corona?

>one form of exercise a day, for example a run, walk, or cycle - alone or with members of your household.
You can't do that in spain, people on bikes or runners are being fined or encarcerated.

600k today or tomorrow?

>We
Speak for yourself useless merchandiser or philologist trash.

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Italy numbers WHEN

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In Spain over 65’s are now being euthanised, they are sedated and left to suffocate and their respirators given to younger people.
THIS IS MURDER AND TOTALLY ILLEGAL IN EVERY STATE
and what if it’s a Nobel winner over 65 and a 40 year old virgin shelf stacker, they wouldn’t do it then, do they are picking and choosing who dies illegally and admitting it. It’s like soldiers bragging about shooting prisoners IT IS MURDER

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TEDROS: STAY CALM

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they're reporting a fuckton of pneumonia cases, there was an article on ABC telling that there was a surge of 30+% in january compared to last year

They are already completely mind fucked from the mental, emotional and physical rollercoaster ride over the last few years, they no long have the capacity to think independently and are now reduced to soulless, empty shells, completely devoid of their once-unique personality and thoughts, they are like junkies now just waiting for their next fix

cases keep decreasing
dead boomers are irrelevant
#nothingburger

Testing is fine, but how come burgers got exposed this much so that every 100k they get those results? They werent country-zero, nor they were second to be exposed. How come those numbers spiked so much? You have CDC that worked with most of the world pandemics too.

Umm,lad?

Thousand of jews pray everyday per several hours at few inches from each others.

Coronavirus paradise

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>cases going down again

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-3.32%) Germany (-4.76%) France (-4.58%) United Kingdom (-4.93%) Italy (-3.21%) Switzerland (-3.23%) Spain (-3.80%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-3.95%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-6.58%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-4.88%) Japan (+1.44%) Hong Kong (-0.85%) China (-0.42%) Australia (-8.41%) Singapore (-0.40%) India (-2.59%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-4.34%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-1%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-6%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-2%) Rome (-51%) Milan (-28%) Berlin (-28%) Munich (-34%) Brussels (-60%) Paris (-60%) Madrid (-28%) Barcelona (-41%) London (-49%) Johannesburg (-52%) Sao Paulo (-38%) Buenos Aires (-29%) New York (-30%) Washington (-17%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-47%) Los Angeles (-46%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1300m) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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nope

>69
based
lockdown not even working lel

They themselves know that the deaths are being reported as due to other causes

Updated

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I dont even know if we have enough tests but I assume the same or more than yesterday. We aren't even close to our peak yet. When we start having doctors dying off thats when we know it's getting close.

buzzfeednews.com/article/nidhiprakash/coronavirus-update-dead-covid19-doctors-hospitals

>969
its even WORSE

>HANPENNING
HANPENNING

>RIOTS IN CHINA HUBEI
RIOTS IN CHINA HUBEI

epochtimes.com/gb/20/3/27/n11980618.htm

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I’m worried I’ll get a sinus infection and corona at the same time. That would be a terrible combo

youtu.be/Mc0ilnFFWUI

Love how they can just cut out our freewill so easily, pig deserve to have their heads dashed on the curbs for trying to enforce stupid shit like this.

Oof

An immunity stack as prevention.
youtube.com/watch?v=gXTPHE174vw

Russian tactic, constantly confuse your opponents so that they don't know what action to take and cannot formulate a plan, has worked well for the most part

do these retards not realize that you can wash your ass with soap and water? Holy fuck.

> 969
would be even better than 919

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That's all of Russia. I meant 700 cases in Moscow

except for that one resident chink in /cvg/ that keeps posting pro china stuff.
>calls it's countrymen waffle
not sure if you're even belgian

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I just work in a good company.

Mamma mia

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WHERES YOUR FLAT CURVE NOW

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Is Gary dead?

whats the difference between the us and a bottle of yoghurt?
the yoghurt develops a culture when you leave it for 200 years

fuck me you're dropping like flies

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cvg BTFO

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doesn't need corona for that

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So close
Hope we can make it to 1000 tomorrow

They're only down by like 100 from yesterday user. There have been worse recent days for us happeningchads.

FIRST WERE 9,000 FAKE TEST KITS
THEN IT WERE 50,000 FAKE TEST KITS
AND NOW...

COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS
>COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS
COMMUNIST SPANISH GOVERMENT ADMITS THEY BOUGHT 650,000 DEFECTIVE TEST KITS FOR CORONAVIRUS

>elespanol.com/espana/politica/20200327/gobierno-dice-ahora-test-descartados-defectuosos/477953175_0.html

OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WHAT A FUCKING RETARDS

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fren, the launch code is: 00000000

does any one have a graph comparing h1n1 to corona over the time span of infections? i had seen some early on but they only went to day 60

Official statement? We act before shit hits the fan, do all precautions, hence the low number. Basically all of the confirmed cases are retards that got deported back to Russia after their international flights\holidays in Italy\China.

Uzbekistan is actually very chill. They're poor but not desperately so. Everyone has enough food, good houses, and basic necessities. They're muslim but not idiots so they drink and smoke. There is no capitalism yet so everyone is relaxed. They move like they have nowhere to go to and nothing to worry about. Literally sit and smoke hookah and eat kebabs all day. Everything is dirt cheap. Even my shitty currency made me feel like a king there.

Good life desu, if a bit boring.

i need sauce that confirms Corna is a bio weapon made in Canada, stolen by china.

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Is there still a country named Italy?

Uzbekistan is quite nice actually. Imagine Colorado or New Mexico, but without niggers.

ITALY REPORTS DEADLIEST DAY OF OUTBREAK WITH 969 DEATHS FRIDAY
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I hope it's more lethal in young people, fuck this government and fuck the retards defending it.

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Just to clarify, you mean like 3 hours from now?

whoever posted this image from the last thread ima need sauce

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>Everybody follow Wuhan Model
>CCP made up Wuhan Numbers

NC
North Carolina has added more information as part of its daily updates.
Age breakdowns, and hospital bed stats.
ncdhhs.gov/covid-19-case-count-nc

Bidets are making bank right now

zombie apocalypse

I 100% agree. I use to browse there often now its just the same bread dead awoo and meme posters. Any original thought is gone. I dont even desire to go there now. They just scream based at whatever trump tweets about. Suddenly they went from obamas 800 billion stimulus is bad to 2 trillion with trump is fine. Its clear that entire general is reddit mouth breathers now.

Greek nothingberg on suicide watch

IT STILL
>STILL
STILL
>STILL
STILL HASN'T PEAKED

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They went full 1984 and believe everything "big brother" says, just replace "big brother" with trump. They deny all news and media, any member who sees how bad it is called a shill.

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HAHAHA DIOS MIO

china has been dealing with this for....what 6 months? this shit is going all year, but americans will riot sooner or later.
Why do you think Trump is panicking?
>Besides being in his 70's

flattening* it's probably peak capacity testing around the 6k mark

>I ... work
>work
haha stupid goy

Jesus help us

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The case of Czech republic may not be so clear cut.
Heard they were using anti-gen testing for early detection.
Which is not how the tests should be deployed.

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FUUUUCK. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Hopefully

Already in the OP, but still interesting nonethelss
>Riots and chaos, police fight each other in China
>archive.is/SbNAm

holy shit Spain you retards. never trust the fucking Chinese to make a reliable product

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Where are the retarded "italy peaked yesterday" nothingburgers now?

here's hoping for another week of exponential growth

lmao what a clusterfuck

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Yeah, this isn't news anymore. The virus has acquired the communitary transmission characteristic, which basically means we're fucked, since our president didn't do shit to stop the virus from spreading back when we had the first cases. But don't worry, he's busy fighting with leftists on Twitter and wants brazilians to go back to work.

Bozonaro supporters will still defend this.

Cases are irrelevant going forward. Governments are running out of tests and only testing those who require hospitalization

Deaths is all that matters

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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they wouldn't have to do it if they weren't dealing with subhuman chimps who can't stay inside their houses, away from public gathering and keep to quarantine to limit the spread of a deadly disease. they do it because you're mindless cattle herd intent on killing everyone to appease your fragile entitled emotions. bydlo.

>Deaths are going down
>It's a nothingburger

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Come on user, laughing at disabled people isn't funny (except when it is).

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cbc.ca/news/canada/manitoba/chinese-researcher-escorted-from-infectious-disease-lab-amid-rcmp-investigation-1.5211567

Yesterday it was 350.000
I bet those retards kept buying them even after knowing they were useless.

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You can say whatever you want about soviet medicine, but it could deal damn good with epidemics and shit like that.
Too bad it's been degrading since 90s

My wife and I own a country house outside Tashkent. It's chill, albeit hot as hell in the summer.

We actually have record low flu/pneumonia season in our history.
>t. nurse

>Ireland

Help yourselves potatoniggers

someone post the prediction that we're fucked in brazil

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>It's just a prank, gweilo!

RARE

You have it backwards. Anybody attempting to leave their homes right now, in any country, deserves to be cremated live. Your nothingburgercope and slow reaction adjustment is going to get people killed.

I love how everything Bill posts becomes instantly obsolete.

Nice thanks for that, I live in NC and didn't know they were breaking down the stats like that.

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NOTHING BURGER

>topped out
50% population is fucking aged, ill boomers.
Closed cases will be 50/50 here.

This will age terribly within an hour

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Thumbnail: El maoismo mata mas que el coronavirus

I want to punch that bitch in the face

BASED SHOKO!!!!

rate my gf Yas Forums

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>/catracalivre.com.br
soros funded site

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It’s actually right wing people that have more concern over infectious diseases that’s why liberals don’t mind open borders. Conservatives have literally evolved this way

/x/ fag here again, glad to see the ritual worked last night, Italy BTFO

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The disease lasts several days on surfaces and can't be be felt for several days. Whay do you think happened?

Блять, oль, кoмy ты пиздишь, пpиняли oни мepы. B мocквaбaдe кocapь зapaжeнных, eблaн, к cлeдyющих выхaм, cпacибo пидopaшьим "кaникyлaм" выбьeм кocapeй 5, a тo и вce 10, yeбoк, cyкa, нeнaвижy.

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I miss geting new china numbers at 1am with this pic

HAHAHAHAH, boy i knew they were incompetent but holy shit

Fix the feet on this

Communism destroyed by communism with chinese characteristics.

STOP BEING SO FUCKING PESSIMISTIC AND STOP SPREADING PANIC YOU FUCKING RETARD, FUCK YOU

- Italy record of deaths
- Trump melting down on Twitter
- Boris Johnson infected
- Riots in China
Nothingburger

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>Machism kill more than Coronavirus
La COVID-19 no está de acuerdo.

Imma go with the one on the far left

>He keeps doubling down

do it everyday bro

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It sucks. They really need to let up on that. People are going to get stir crazy from their 60 square meter apartments while the politicians they elected go back to their US style houses with big yard, pool, and grill.

Soviets actually spearheaded pandemic\chemical warfare defence back in their era, there is something of it stayed in our current system, but watching at recent photos of terminal girls in paper masks in airports, touching tourists...yeeeeah

what does her dumbass sign say, "Machismo is more deadly than the coronavirus?"

>It’s actually right wing people that have more concern over infectious diseases

Yeah sure thing. It's not the racism. It's their knowledge and concern for epidemiology. They also did not constitute most of the its just a flu/herd immunity bro

this may look bad

but next 2 weeks will be far worse

You're assuming he's folding - he's speaking out of both sides of his mouth.

If you're holding a good hand - and want to play aggressively in the future - it would be pretty stupid to tell you're opponent that's what your going to do. It's common sense 101.

L M A O

I recall you, something about tying the string to earth and what not. When you were gone PTG went full we love CHINA, not even joking.

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B..but but my flattened curverinos!

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there are 3-4 of my fellow countrymen posting just in /cvg/

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>BOUGHT

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Thank you based /x/
Please repeat the ritual rather than try to summon a succubus or some other useless shit

Fuck off nigger tripfag.

twitter.com/BorisJohnson/status/1243496858095411200
twitter.com/BuffoonHater/status/1243553811576356864
twitter.com/CMO_England/status/1243571992911138817

No idea who the fella on the bottom left is

Majority of the country is unironically too poor to afford travels, especially at this time of the year.

Pastabro do you have the infection graph?

Thank you in advance

What? Flu infects nerve cells. They’re cells. You’re a faggot.

The horseface?

HE-БУ-ДET

your source a shit

t. noted Xi admirer Donald Trump

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Brazilian's president stated it's just a cold not worth worrying for.

u jelly, nothingburgers?

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shit ive been played

Denial will not make this disappear.
At least our government did something good for once.

Speak english pidorashka.

So it's happening

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SO THIS IS THE POWER OF THE LOCKDOWN

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Based /x/ poster, keep up the good work

> almost 1000 deaths
Fucking hell

I think I'm enjoying the apocalypse

WELCOME TO THE HERD

who are they user? some brasils models?

At least we can take Mississippi down with us.

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Whst did you do?

>SO FAR
Stay around for the ride.

God I hate communist feminists cunts

now what

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Here

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Have any celebrities actually died yet?

He’s right and based.

>BOUGHT from China
>The head of Health has defended that these failed tests had the "guarantees and certificates to operate in the EU", but that the Spanish authorities made the "checks and it was detected that it did not have the required level".
Are they defending China?

porco dio

fake news, they used the tests wrong in one instance, were supposed to detect antibodies in people who already had disease to screen those who are immume, not people who are currently infected

in other case dumb slavs bought fake tests of alibaba that were not approved by chinese government

fuck off glowniggers

Дa вooбщe нe гoвopи, нa yлицaх cтoлькo тpyпoв чтo, блядь, хoдить мeшaют.

Whitest one there I guess

>2 months from now
>nothingburger faggots screeching that spain, italy, and america were never even real countries
>HOAX HOAX HOAX HOAX
just buy some rice, fuck's sake

A чё c двoщeм пocoны?

clear your fucking house fucking hell

There was a Swine flu epidemic on top of regular seasonal flu this year. In February and March incidence of pneumonia actually went down compared to historic average due to unusually warm weather in February.
If we had enough Corona cases to significantly affect flu season statistics (tens of thousands of cases of pneumonia) back in January then we would be all already fucking dead at this point. You can't hide an advanced Corona epidemic. Hospitals start collapsing and doctors start going down with pneumonia and dying. That's the whole point. If Corona was weak enough for it to be indistinguishable from a bad flu season then nobody would give a shit.

Basically this, even if domestic flights are still allowed, no one really can afford to fly now lmao.

B Mocквe пoкa тoлькo 700

Borders on being criminal. Bunch of incompetent fools.

Can someone post the list of states that have banned new yorkers from entering?

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any one have an updated version of this?

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That master chef winner

enjoy the happening

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Yep. Winter was/is very warm. In february we had more cases of broken legs than cases of pneumonia in my hospital. First time in all years this hospital exist.

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Shit is going down in China. Look at this
twitter.com/badiucao/status/1243483531247931392

they will be worse off than we will

jacksonfreepress.com/news/2020/mar/24/gov-tate-reeves-orders-limited-gatherings-today-ex/

he is going full herd immunity.

It has been for a long time. This bitch is just getting started. Expect many more to suffer and die.

Vodka kills the virus

OH NONONONONONON
MICHAEL SAID THAT WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THIS VIRUS UNTIL A VACCINE APPEARS

the feet look amazing user

Goodbye Mario

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>Hit the 500k mark yesterday
>550k+ today already
This needs to STOP

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he has a point

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Can you even see the obvious dye job? She's as brunette as the rest, Center is palest if that matters at all, and second from the left has the nicest body

yes because they still have to get all the masks and other stuff they bought to China... which gonna get delivered at JUNE!
they are fucking retards and should be stoned at a public plaza holy shit

finally our time is now

Based homie

Just do it a couple more time per day

Home gym Chads will be like gods walking among mortals once this is over.

>WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THIS VIRUS

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That would do it for me honestly, let one of these so called celebrities die from it and I’ll stop being a nothingburguer fag

>WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THIS VIRUS UNTIL A VACCINE APPEARS
>WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THIS VIRUS UNTIL A VACCINE APPEARS
>WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THIS VIRUS UNTIL A VACCINE APPEARS
>WE'LL HAVE TO LEARN TO LIVE WITH THIS VIRUS UNTIL A VACCINE APPEARS

>Melting down

But i thought it was contained and everybody will back to work in two weeks?

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deaths_in_2020
>CTRL + F Covid
71 results

statistichecoronavirus.it/

is it a bad idea to go shopping for soda? I'm all out of Coke Zero

Sometimes it takes a boomer to make a common sense point which cuts through the miles and miles of millennial pseudo-intellectual overthought for the sake of looking thoughtful

Mandate of Heaven is revoked, China is splitting into warring states.

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Anyone have the "It's just the flu bro" Wuhan walled off image?

the ones who survive, yes

> Exponential growth
It's been predictable since the number of cases was over 100. Cases grow by ~25%/day, depending on the region. Why is nobody able to comprehend this? It's small until one day it gets big. That day is known at least a week in advance.

Can’t believe the west soaked up the blatant obvious bs propaganda the chinks came up with
> zero new infections for days
Lmao. When did the west become so retarded?

That’s why I said “whitest”, I’m aware none of them are white

919
Wonder what Bill has to say about this?

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Absolutely based and redpilled

Good. Fuck Hollywood faggots

We haven't even begun.

>Goodbye Mario
They even stopped recording all corona deaths; those that die in their homes are not even recorded.
Numbers are way higher.

PART
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After the happening is over we should make a book about Bills tweets about corona.

A statistic which is one we shouldn't know about for now.

Italy will deploy helicopters and military personnel to distribute medical materials and supplies.

Soon you will either be on the show hoarders OR you will be the only person in your building who is not starving!

He is the definition of a "based retard"

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
WHO MOMMY DON'T MAKE WANNA COOOM

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>Closed borders before everyone else
>Banned flights early
Gee user I wonder

>So far

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

AGGRESSIVE MEASURES
>AGGRESSIVE MEASURES
AGGRESSIVE MEASURES
>AGGRESSIVE MEASURES
AGGRESSIVE MEASURES
>AGGRESSIVE MEASURES
ISOLATE CASES
>ISOLATE CASES
ISOLATE CASES
>ISOLATE CASES
ISOLATE CASES
>ISOLATE CASES

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Yes, that's from the massive government promoted womyns rights rally on March 8th.

If you're at all satisfied with the current situation,
you should seek therapy

because people are fucking retarded. ive been in a cozy lockdown for almost a month now but mutts are still saying its just a fluh bruh and more people die from fluh every year bruh

when was the last time Yas Forums got reliable news about china
yeah

Yeah, check the OP, it already has it covered. The site has lots of more protest videos, very interesting.
Riots and chaos, police fight each other in China
archive.is/SbNAm

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This never ceases to amuse me.

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I'll be living in my element

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In New Zealand we got a full month but im pretty sure this is a cover and we’re gonna be at war with China soon.

>less cases than yesterday
NOTHINGBURGERCHADS

If you don’t need it to survive then yes it’s a bad idea

>At least our government did something good for once.
What our government did is turn us into Venezuela, in three weeks the army hits the streets and they'll you WHEN you can go to the supermarket and WHAT you have to buy. Supermarkets are already half empty, two weeks from now they'll actually be empty and then the shit will really hit the fan. You better stock the fuck up next week and pray the army doesn't knock on your door.

KEK

> 9.134 DEATHS

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I say we have jinpings head on a plate

yes. in brasil no one gives a fuck anymore about dengue or zika, they are poor's diseases.
but if anything we should care about all, not not care about corona

he's gonna comment on the lower number of cases and ignore deaths
next time it's gonna be the inverse

>the conflict starts due to police from different provinces fighting for jurisdiction
lel, that's just china.

So do we have any confirmation italy is reaching/over 1k today?

Spain apparently is suuuuper fucked

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People will tell you it’s because they ramped you testing, these same people must think that 85,500 people had the virus a month ago, these same people have an IQ of under 85 and must LOVE chinks.

Which just goes to show you that all the so called conservatives are not right wing. Both the left and the "right" are just being moved by propaganda like sacks of potatoes and nothing more.
Those actually on the right and those with enough access to the data and sense have been preparing this whole time regardless of the propaganda.

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>no one gives a shit about diarrhea
blatantly wrong, I'd say the people suffering from it do literally give a shit

Somehow this is your fault user.

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Scusami, non la tabella ma il grafico

>969

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>Germany
>Total Cases: 49,344
>Total Deaths: 304

Fucking how?

Diarrhea only kills people in shitholes (heh) tho

is diarrhea contagious?
either way his bellowed prezzy trump is partially responsible for the measures US is taking to slow the spread?
why isn't he calling him out on that if it's such a dumb thing to do?
why am I even typing all this no one will even read it

The day isn't any where close to being over