/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2613

9/11 had a total fatality count of 2977. Currently deaths in NY are at 466, growing at 27% per day. At that rate the deaths in NY will surpass 9/11 in only 8 more days.

And the peak hasn't even been reached yet, remember it's still a couple weeks behind Italy, and the Italian health minister just yesterday said the peak hasn't even come yet for them.

And NYC/LA are intentionally no longer testing patients who aren't severe cases because the hospital systems are already at or near capacity.

And officials are also reporting that even the deaths attributed to corona are also being underreported, because many are dying without ever having an official diagnosis or test.

It hasn't even begun

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I really really like this image

How are you doing with the social distancing, guys?

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keep fighting brazil

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Rate my PrEP boysssssss

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Godspeed Corona chan!

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>lay your eggs in the grasshopper's brains
Some Q shit

>hey guys, political correctness got tons of people infected and made Italy what it is today
>LETS KEEP DOING IT!
Liberalism is a disease

fake glowie pic

real attached

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Stay healthy spanish and italians bros.

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How long until USA and Italy update?

>4.074.883,103 infected
>1.745.003,593 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause an extinction level event

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>engineer virus
>release it on your population
>millions sick/die
>initiate "recovery"
>infect other countries
>"recovered/defeated the virus"
>magnanimously spread your medical equipment and other surprise hoarded gear to a world in need while the dominant superpower is dealing with the shit you started
Is this an accurate writeup?

Peak CVG hours here boys, we got a great mix of euros, burgers, and some random ausies.

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I dont see any potatoes or rice, 5/10

Spic doctor, in tears, demands total lockdown of Madrid:
youtube.com/watch?v=bWFr6khY2U4

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750k tomorrow

Sweden's doing the herd immunity strat and it seems to be working guys
their numbers aren't that bad just a couple dozen deaths a day
could it be that this is actually a nothingburger and that doing nothing would actually save lives, not to mention the economy?
serious answers onegai

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>trumpcucks

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As long as these disgusting markets exist in China, we will always be fucked.

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NOTHING

chink propoganda

I have not had sex today.

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Hate these hours. Everything moves too fast. At least the shills have quieted down since everything is exploding everywhere.

Save it friend, it's all yours! Haha

Thanks user. Fuck glowniggers

youtube.com/watch?v=Kq4OtRsdXls

Thread theme now

Didn't they lock down the entirety of Spain some time ago?

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>Liberalism is a disease
I mean, you're correct. But that post is literally CCP propaganda by official CCP MSM.

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All of this is happening just because you faggots made god angry by killing us Muslims, now face what you deserve, God will kill us all and torture you in hell!!!!

> its a plane full of high tech medical supplies
> for the foreigners who imported the disease
> not for chinks who are coofing their lungs out
Based and hopefully the next plane is a b 52 with nukes.

>Health Minister catches Coronavirus
LIKE POTTERY

Wait is spray primary fire? or is that dual wield.

English or fuck off david

>more contaminated masks

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>Run command 66, destroy all Gentiles
אישר

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I see Chairman Xi made him correct his words and no longer he calls it the china virus, like Marshal Kim made Trump kiss his boots, Chairman Xi has done the same and totally and utterly dominated Trump

why are they so bloated? what's wrong with them?

Fuck off China.

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I have never had sex
Last time I touched a girl was 9th grade
Guess I am the social distancing king

Based and imperialpilled.

why japan does not need lockdown?

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I NEED A WHITEPILL NOW OR IM GOIING TO FUCKING CRACCCKK

AAAAAAAAA

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Australian masks.
That they stole.

Is this legit? What are the chances americans are gonna riot?

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Lookner is 100% doomer now.

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>Poland: If you die at home quarantine, they won't count you as victims of the epidemic

Poland: If you die at home quarantine, they won't count you as victims of the epidemic
LOL, WTF
poznan.wyborcza.pl/poznan/7,36001,25818730,koronawirus-jesli-umrzesz-w-domowej-kwarantannie-nie-zalicza.html?disableRedirects=true#s=BoxMMtImg1

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I think it’s time for you to start to seriously consider hookers

they're not bloated, their wing membrane was removed and the fur burnt off

There is a constant amount of shills on CVG, just with the thread moving so fast you have to ignore them to keep up with everything.

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fake glowie tweet, real attached

fun game for all in quarantine: find real tweets doctored by coping mutts

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Why is there a ventilation cover on the door of the humvee?

This just in: France under lockdown until apr 15 at least

2ndpbp

totally fake

whorehouse closed there?

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He's rigth, tho
Watch Donald blame everyone but him.
Even Pence's head could go off if things go bad

Yes, they did the right hing for once.

mad gains

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France and Germany do the same

girl on the left looks exactly like my ex-girlfriend, based.

edition.cnn.com/world/live-news/coronavirus-outbreak-03-27-20-intl-hnk/h_67fa3aecc6e5c93016db9a82b8478e05

>45 doctors with coronavirus are dead in Italy

How long does it take for people to start taking it seriously

We heard theses stories in iran and china yet no one took it seriously until march 13

It's insane.

Yeah I see the wings gone, they just look really fat. I guess I just never thought of bats as sky pigs

>130k recovered
>virus only kills old fucks and pozzed faggots

You can't riot in Holy America or you will be shot immediately. You can only riot in oppressive totalitarian shitholes like Russia or Syria.

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HE CUTE!

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Looks like a good idea.

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>tell your family and friends
Yeah no, it's called loose lips sink ships

They already have a culture of public mask wearing.
I have to imagine that slows down R0 significantly.

It's unclear why that's not even on the option list here.

>just last year everyone was panicking about how the boomers were nearing retirement age and the huge financial burden they were going to be in a world where birth rates were steadily declining
>suddenly Corona-chan comes along and offers a perfect solution to the problem, with an added bonus of removing weak genetics as well
>for some reason we're supposed to fight this instead of embracing it

How about we all just look the other way for a couple months? We'd suddenly have a drastically lowered population and a much stronger economy, not having to care for a bunch of mildewy fucks who spit on us every single other day.

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Trump is lucky chinks have microdicks so he can manage the double penetration alongside the kike.

Spanish government makes firing people illegal.
Any of you Anons would like to start a company here?

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Corona unites us all user, that's how She works

it won't but it still will give us a beating

holy shit jews are so ugly
I've never seen a good looking jew desu
what's up with that

7.3k new cases in NY state. Holy Fuck

something extra for protect i suppose

I have never touched a girl, I am the real king of social distancing.

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Have you ever cooked a steak?

Pretty rare

too many newfags want it to stop not realising how shit life has been this past decade. It needs to wipe out millions by the end of this year.

lol you can literally buy 12 barrels of brent crude oil for the price of 1 n95 mask rn

Is this the actual cast of a whorehouse and if yes where is it

Audio is from one week ago, Now things are just worst.

And over 9000 medical workers on Spain had Coronavirus

it is time follow the instruckings
youtube.com/watch?v=3c66w6fVqOI

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