/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2612

jews

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Brazillians swin in sewage, nothing happens

guys i went to a supermarket today and some old gramps coofed in the line in front of me. And not the way she's supposed to in the elbow, but you know the elderly coofin where they bend their knees and their back to coof at the floor. How fucked am I? when do the symptoms start to show

I wish Chy-nah would stop fucking lying about there numbers so we could jump up the numbers already

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So it's good news.

>Just went outside after being holed up for 2 weeks in order to get my dad's diabetes meds. Never felt so anxious in my life. Touched the atm, the doors, there were some coofers here and there. Took a full bath after reaching home and disinfected everything i had touched. I don't like this happening anymore

Singles and you don't get a ventilator

Doubles and you get one

Tripples and you get one and sustain just enough lung damage to remain functional and be eligible for life-long NEETbux

Quads and your country's leader dies

Quints and everyone dies

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what is this about immunity is bad?

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What fucking comedy are we living in

You probably will be fine.

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So it has been 2 weeks since Italy self quarantined itself.
Definitely there should be less deaths and cases than before, right?

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>Based retarded bong

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Be careful you dont get beaten with sticks, Pajeet.

Give me a quick rundown on this

Did the chinks in the land down under just backstab the natives?

oy vey that is a very antisemitic and problematic post

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I post in these fast moving threads because I am severely unhappy with my life, lonely, and close to suicide and hope for some interaction. I hope you Bros are doing much better than I am.

Fucking retard. He has no fucking idea what is required to make ventilators from zero, even if you have drawings which are protected, you need tooling and whatnot. Fucking retarded president Amerilards have there

>nasa has the study the brazilian

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Stay healthy pasatabros

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Our governmit orded respirators for the ICUs and they'll arrive in July.
Aren't they great people?

boris johnson is a bleached nigger

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Lombardy's deaths:
3/21- 546
3/22- 361
3/23- 320
3/24- 402
3/25- 296
3/26- 385
Today: 541

You should have shot her for that like a good balkan savage.

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This is the biggest cope I've ever read

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>nothing happens

except tuberculosis, measles, esquistossomose, dengue, malaria, zika,...

You all ready? Thread theme
youtu.be/Z0GFRcFm-aY

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>Still falling for the obvious psyop
Absolute pleb status. If you still think this "happening" is real, then you're a literal simp.

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>jews
have the cure

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A world where companies hire cunts who pretend to be men

Aye lads being paid to stay at home. Keeping the office camaraderie going with a work Minecraft server. First thing we did was to build a wall to keep the unwashed masses out.

I have never seen a police officer in my entire life

>I don't feel so good, World

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you got too cocky

Rollan for death, I want off this ride

P stands for Pdefense Act. Of course

No it was at 6 PM GMT+1 until today

Brexit supporting Dyson will save the UK

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>559165 infected
>25354 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event

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>gmt+1
Just seen it.

9/11 had a total fatality count of 2977. Currently deaths in NY are at 466, growing at 27% per day. At that rate the deaths in NY will surpass 9/11 in only 8 more days.

And the peak hasn't even been reached yet, remember it's still a couple weeks behind Italy, and the Italian health minister just yesterday said the peak hasn't even come yet for them.

And NYC/LA are intentionally no longer testing patients who aren't severe cases because the hospital systems are already at or near capacity.

And officials are also reporting that even the deaths attributed to corona are also being underreported, because many are dying without ever having an official diagnosis or test.

It hasn't even begun

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OH NONONONO!!

It was 5pm GMT.

Happeningfags give me a prediction on how many will die

DONT underestimate corona-chan

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Just strt produxing ventilators bro

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Italia, since your factories shut down we once again have clear skies and good weather. Thank you

go on then

Big chink companies flew employees all over the globe to supposedly buy up medical supplies
In reality they were deliberately spreading Chinese Pneumonic Plague to the whole world.

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They told him to force production weeks ago. He didn't. He's going to pop when the numbers become horrifying even to blanko autists like him.

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>I live in North Italy ( Lombardy named after the Swedish tribe Longobards) and here the phenotype is mostly Nordid among actual natives ( tall, quiet, fair, intelligent).

Oh yea we wuz Vikangz rapebabies and shieeeet

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I may have had a hard life but you know what I am not? I'm not an ugly bald douche who fucks a tranny or a bald peabrain who spews lame failed stand up bits. I'm not that bad!

Who here would get the vaccine if it was available?
I'm not shooting up any beta version.

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ventilators are not that complex, any company with an advanced machine production line should be able to easily convert the assembly lines and begin producing these within a week or two. General Motors factories were producing a B-24 bomber per day in the 1940s having never made a war plane before. people said it couldnt be done back then. you don't think they can figure out how to make basic ventilators now?

>this faggot little pandemic won't cause an extinction level event
Sadly.

Will we see daily 9/11s in NY?

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 86,548 (1,321) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,858) Germany 49,344 (304) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) United Kingdom 14,579 (759) Switzerland 12,311 (207) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,441 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Portugal 4,268 (76) Canada 4,043 (39) Norway 3,694 (17) Turkey 3,629 (75) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Pakistan 1,296 (9) Romania 1,292 (24) Poland 1,289 (16) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) South Africa 927 (2) Greece 892 (27) Iceland 890 (2) India 863 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13) Mexico 585 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +1,113 (+26) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+493) Germany +5,406 (+37) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,921 (+181) Switzerland +500 (+15) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +532 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +322 (+3) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +40 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Burkina Faso +28 (+2) Moldova (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +1 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +42 Czech Republic +137 Pakistan +95 Poland +68 Saudi Arabia +92 Russia +196…

>FULL LISTS
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>"GET TO WORK OR ELSE!"

this is some kim jong kind of shit

roll2die

God I love this chubby brown Elf

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Today it's pension day in Italy and hundreds of boomers are going to the post office to withdraw pension money.

LOCKDOWN MY ASS

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not really, but I hope you'll find happiness some day

go watch more CNN, you absolute moron

>flying in anything made by GM
holy shit

>this senile junk is in charge of one of the most powerful countries on the planet and can nuke any place on the Earth because his schizo illusion told him so
Clownworld/10
I don't want to live on this planet anymore. Dear ayy lmaos pls take me to Star Wars galaxy or whatever.

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Holy fuck Bojo and the health minister have both been infected. This is when the chaos begins.

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good song for the times
youtu.be/HILY-vuKBZo

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Depends on what kind of dose you got from that

Death rate*population of earth. It's unstoppable now.

>caring about gmt
this is CET territory you ang*o

sure, rollin'

STAR WARS RESISTENCE HARRY POTTER LMAO

Gib 1581824029369 pls

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Apologize

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Hardly a backstab when they’ve been executing hostile corporate takeovers of businesses in Australia and NZ for years, as well as snapping up land and spreading media influence to soften their cockroach tendrils slowly sucking out the lifeblood of our nations.

Fuck Xi
Fuck the CCP
But most of all, fuck their bugman culture

>hasn't tweeted in 15 hours

He's been corona'd

Just a flu

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It would be ironic that the death toll in Italy isn't going lower due to those cheap chink doctors that Italy invited.

Also none of you fucks even think about it correctly for a death toll. Look at those deemed recovered and those deemed deceased. From my math, I have seen it has a 19% kill rate, not counting the fact that it has a chance to reinfect. You only look at infected and dead. Look at the whole picture overall.

Don't they have bank accounts?

That's a man baby, yeah.

Expect at least 200k by the end of 2020

can't they reporpuse the HVAC bits and motors and do something like that? Or am I mixing up what ventilators and respirators are?

why don't they transfer digitally?

Quints for Corona-chan

It will go higher because of that.

Based Super Mario

I can't wait for the numbers anymore

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-3.09%) Germany (-4.11%) France (-4.47%) United Kingdom (-4.64%) Italy (-3.06%) Switzerland (-3.05%) Spain (-3.68%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-1.01%) Netherlands (-3.69%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-6.13%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-4.39%) Japan (+1.73%) Hong Kong (-0.74%) China (-0.22%) Australia (-7.53%) Singapore (-0.24%) India (-1.92%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-4.20%) South Africa (-4.87%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-1%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-13%) Wuhan (-6%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-2%) Rome (-51%) Milan (-28%) Berlin (-28%) Munich (-34%) Brussels (-60%) Paris (-60%) Madrid (-28%) Barcelona (-41%) London (-49%) Johannesburg (-52%) Sao Paulo (-38%) Buenos Aires (-29%) New York (-30%) Washington (-17%) Miami (-17%) Toronto (-23%) Chicago (-19%) Houston (-12%) Mexico City (-47%) Los Angeles (-46%) Seattle (-33%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1300m) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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thanks my dude, sauce if you don't mind?

Let's see how long it lasts before it crashes. Cut your losses now boomers

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quints git

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>HURRR I'M A WAR TIME PRESIDENT
>DURRR I INVOKE DPA, I SAID IT SO IT'S TRUE!!!!!
>HURRDURR I BOUGHT SOME VENTILATORS INSTEAD OF USING MUH DPA

Coughing twenties

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what does that entail? If I got even a lil' dose I'll be infected no matter the dose, just time-wise I guess

Those fucking nasty massive lips

>I post in these fast moving threads because I am severely unhappy with my life, lonely, and close to suicide and hope for some interaction. I hope you Bros are doing much better than I am.
My life is pretty stellar, but I have a feeling 90% of the people posting here are in a similar situation to you, user. Misery loves a good habbening. But you live in the US and are presumably able bodied - you are already way ahead of the pack.

Cambridge tech group designed a new ventilator in days. Dyson have 100's of engineers on it. Car firms, F1 teams and Airbus involved. Ventilator prototype exists. Time to actually rolling off lines: ??????????????????
Where is ventilator? ?????????

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Nice social distancing

>cet
Never heard of it. GMT is main time. You're ever ahead or behind it.

GOTTA GO FAST

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Coofing Twenties

RAMADAN effects

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kek let me know my destiny

>tfw you're (You) farming /ptg/

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rir pra não chorar

Thanks fren

Time to roll guys.

prawn cocktail crisps are dragonbourne tier

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w-what about double doubles ?

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i don’t want to die

elf san wa yaserarenai

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Why people care about China so much? Its a worldwide pandemic already, everyone got their own numbers. Or you mean that other countries dont want to hold the #1 crown in the most cases list?

So GM lied to him to avoid having production capacities seized. This should have some legal consequences. CDC and WHO lied to him to avoid borders going closed. Faggotci said 1 month ago they reduced the time needed for a vaccine to mere months, 7 or so (I knew then he was lying) Now he's saying the truth, that it will take years. Congress sabotaging the relief bill. WTF is going on here?

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>Pastor Who Claimed Covid-19 ‘Hysteria’ Was Plot Against Trump Dies From Virus

HAHAHAHA

How badly is Cuomo going to beat Trump in November?

Ching Chong, badabee bong

They think they aren't reliable at all, I'm pretty sure that old people hide banknotes under bricks in their homes

Jesus fucking Christ, why isn't it improving?!

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A Rothschild responded to him.
Trump is over, yes?

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I like chaos.

>"I don't think it will reach that point [the situation in the United States]. Especially because the Brazilian has to be studied. He doesn't get anything. You see the guy jumping into the sewer there, going out, diving, right? And no nothing happens to him. I think a lot of people have already been infected in Brazil, a few weeks or months ago, and he already has antibodies that help not to proliferate it," says Bolsonaro

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oh lawd it's a pastapocalypse

Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Corona Virus Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Produce Ventilators Like Nigga Wash Your Hands Haha

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Sauce?

Donating mine to singles if i get triple

haha lung pump machine go brrrr

hahahaha lol nice one, mind if I save it?

stopped checking that in January, what are our resident goodgoyim saying these days?

Here's happenning the same, only some older people are being (smart) and they prefer not to take their pensions and go hungry rather than catch Coronachan

lmao is that misaka?

Breakbone fever is worse the second and third, etc, time you get it because the antibodies you make to the virus stick to it, but then the virus uses them back against you like extra grappling hooks to stick to and fuck with important parts of your immune cells. So, developing a long-term antibody response to breakbone fever is bad, and we don’t know yet whether the same might be true of shanghai shivers.

“Cytokine storm” is a response people can have to having a ton of reactive foreign material in their body that sets off all of their immune cells at once, kind of like how if a neighborhood had a ton of police sirens go off, EVERY dog would start howling. The chemical “noise” becomes self-reinforcing, and all your usual immune responses (swelling, fever, etc) ram to 100%. The strength of your response kills you by heating you up and filling your lungs with fluid (swelling is caused by cell membranes becoming leaky, if the leak stays between the cells you swell, if it leaks “out” there’s fluid in your lungs)

>ventilators are not that complex, any company with an advanced machine production line should be able to easily convert the assembly lines and begin producing these within a week or two. General Motors factories were producing a B-24 bomber per day in the 1940s having never made a war plane before. people said it couldnt be done back then. you don't think they can figure out how to make basic ventilators now?
A brand new ventilator is $30k but doesn't utilize any terribly advanced electronics or materials. Anyone care to guess why they're so expensive?

Where the fuck do you live? Bihar?

>local Betoota elderly descending on Woolworths to clean out the baked beans. 2020, colourised

Where is that?

And I imagine at least some of them might actually work.

>pre-computer jokes are the best jokes

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People who get a smaller initial dose fare much better. That's what I've gathered from one of John Campbell's videos. There's an array ofther factors though. Act like you've got it and prevent from spreading it to anyone.

Also, preklete nonice. Najbolj ogrožene so in najbolj blesavo se obnašajo.

PLOT TWIST: all the chink charity masks are inoculated with kung flu

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Is it not like this in Poland? My grandpa withdraws his entire pension the day he gets it.

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why pay for them at all? SEIZE THE FUCKING MEANS OF PRODUCTION and produce them FOR FREE

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Why would it. Did you think China overreacted by welding people in their homes?

Shithole in Calabria

That's strange, he never mention about the Austrian government.

>Invoke the "P"

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he's right you know........

Yes, Italian "nation" is farcical. Modern nationalism is fucking stupid, pretending Italians in South Tyrol have more in common with Neapolitan vermin than with Austrians to the north of them

not even him but
>buttblasted terroni

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Brazilians are outstandingly healthy people with great immune system who don't at all die to infectious diseases en mass. Also our health care system is great, this is gonna be a marolinha.

Rolling.

If I get good results can I pass them along to someone I care about?

Guys I just went out my house to go get my mom's dog.
Will I die an horrible death?

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>phat dark elf

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Patent Royalty.

let's see

thanks

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>be US on 9/11/2001
>towers go boom
>kills 3000 people
>angery.jpg
>blames relatively small militant group in Afghanistan
>spends next 20 years toppling three middle eastern regimes for absolutely unrelated reasons killing thousands and thousands of people

This is going to get weird.

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yes, because it's 1940 right? The industry is not how it used to be. Vertical range of manufacture at major OEMs is almost non existant

suck more U.S. dick, maybe you also enjoy some more nukes

no they can't

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How will Rothschild find a way to profit from this?

Rollin' for Sanchez and his lacays to die a horrible, long-drawn death
Also praised be Our Lady of the Grievous Happening, Corona-kami

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>lay your eggs in the grasshopper's brains!
Is he saying the west is the grasshopper and he is going to spread Corona-chan by tainted medical supplied?

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By November, you will all be scrabbling in the bins, and fighting off the rats for a scrap of food.

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capitalist parasites profiteering

How much have you failed in life if you're 50+ and ebegging for money?

FDA.

Almost anything that's needs govt approval is expensive, especially medical equip.

Do I win a prize?

Plenary Indulgence

Was it a cow shit bath?

I find it unsettling that the heir to one of the glowiest rich families on earth just posts on twitter like a common plebeian

This is your dayli reminder that he is right and if you disagree with him you are a bernie baby. Socialism will never win.

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519 dead in new york

Rollan for trips!!!

By buying all the masks and ventilators from China then selling them back to China

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Quints, hug you neighbors everyone!

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Brb gonna check some bricks

I don't need one

just nuke China already

>Patent Royalty.
Could be, but vents have been around for decades, all the patents on the basic tech have expired ..

That appears to be the implication.

Paredones and guillotinas when, amigo?

April
More dead than Spanish civil war

rolla

>45k infected 520 dead in NYC
>at least 3 weeks the until peak

these numbers are higher than most countries
NYC is absolutely fucked