Brit/pol/ Ted Edtion

reminder that the strain circulating in the UK has an 85% death rate and climbing. it's going to hit 90% in a few days. we are fucked.

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first for England isn't England any more just ask the wogs and pakis

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goes to the deputy prime minister in the same way it would go to pence if trump fucked it for whatever reason.

How did BoJo get through his 2 minute video without coofing? Not really much of a continuous coof is it?

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Stay safe lads

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gies yer fuckin antibody test

For me, it's Destiny DeVille

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One and then the other. Let her watch the first round.

eddie died for our sins

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Bros... I really NEED one...

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>Hancock
>Boris
Guess they should have worked from home?

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Big Dick Dave

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BREAKING: Priti Patel says Death penalty for coofers confirmed.

All non-coofers will recieve a vial of her fresh piss in the post

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Oh well lads

Neither him or Hancock have it. Pure sympathy grab to take the heat of them a little.

Where are all the friday regulars.

the city people i know just audibly gasped when i said i had to walk 20 minutes to the nearest supermarket
fellow rurals when can we cull them?

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All they've done is change the times of the 24 hour period counted. Stop shilling your shit.

f

make one at home

THREAD THEME

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GET OUT OMFG EVERY TIME I COME HERE TO READ ABOUT WHITE BRITISH CONCERNS YOU FUCKING NIGGERS KEEP APPEARING GET FUCKING OUT!!!

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threadly reminder Nadine dorris Infected Matt and boris Diane Abbott youtu.be/ydi-R0wXOT8?t=1191

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Nonce

One of the other ministers gets designated, in this case I think it's Raab.

Seen any denial fatties around here?
mobile.twitter.com/neil_ferguson/status/1243294815200124928
*scientist quoted as revising down estimates of doom has in fact revised them up!

I meant:

Oh well, lads

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2 of my questions got ignored last thread
such is life

Oh sorry pardon me, just not posting the paki answer.
Thanks, budge.

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persistent not continuous dummy

How long until the nuclear sub commanders are allowed to open the forbidden safe of mystery?

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Raab is 2nd, then Gove, then probably Priti Patel, Sunak and so on down the cabinet and then into the junior ministers

Fat Mancock is going to die

/cvg predicted this

Is a cold and being a bit tired a mild symptom or am i all good?

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PROTIP: Never respond to tripfags.

Corona is reinfecting China

Shaun "Eddie" Armychap

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My colleague has it and she couldn't complete a sentence without coofing. She's in ICU now.

He's a nonce though.

when someone coofs on radio 4

Yolo 3k new cases and the day aint even over.

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>not sahara knite

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Americans in brit/pol....

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Wew! I fucking love it!

Crumpet breakfast bun. Bacon, egg, cunberland sausage and HP sauce. You'll thank me later.

WHAT! WHAT! ARE YOU SERIOUSLY WASHING YOUR CAR ON YOUR DRIVEWAY RIGHT NOW

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rip nads
gone but not forgotten
rest in peace big man

youtube.com/watch?v=P86JdaapRjo

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cvg predicted this

>no tits
>small arse
>massive nose
>awful teeth
>that northern paki accent
naa

But their views are so fucking stupid who else am I gonna shout at.
Nice flag gaylord, out.

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>our sins
fuck off we're not all nonces

yeah but she's a filthy slag who does quality anal

It's the Jews

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"Get out of Greggs, STALGERR"

Bojo is too based to die.

He will barely be phased and realise this shit is just a nothingburger and ease up on restrictions

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Fuck your small print, you disgusting nonce

your colleague is weak.
i have it and the coughing comes on about once an hour for a few mins.
literal nothing burger

Mrs will now have to work 12 shifts in a heavily contaminated hospital. This means that I will now have to survive of oven and microwave ready meals and frozen pizzas because she's the one that cooks. On top of that, we will probably not have as much sex. This is so unfair!

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ME on the left

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Continuous cough is a fake made up symptom to trick the underclass into spreading it more. #4theherd

Hey. Keep breathing.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=6_PAHbqq-o4

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>respectful lad just trying to do his job
>unruly troublemakers trying to ruin his day
your sure its not reversed?

best bond

gonna binge his movies and eat some greggs steak bakes today

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>This means that I will now have to survive of oven and microwave ready meals and frozen pizzas because she's the one that cooks.
state of you

>anal
naa

we don't care mate

bootlicker

youve been outmanned and outgunned, be on your way looking for some trap cock you filthy nonce

>muh vaccine

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a little bit pissed and feel nostalgic
post mid 2000s core

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>fancying a brown

Why?

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The
>stay in for 7 days
Is to spread the Woo’d for ‘turd immunity’ and to slowly infect us all to get us back to servicing our debts.

How cuckef is your town? Is it empty or people walking around exercising?

cvg predicted this.

For Engalnd James?

Because 7 days is not long enough OBVIOUSLY

>hurr durr muh super deadly virus
>60,000 infected
>33 dead
its fucking nothing

Fuck you, with Invader Lum on my cock, I'll rule the world
And I'll gas all nonces, starting with you and eddie

Dearest Lumfaggot.
Tripfags are cunts you are a cunt too.
Get fucked and get a folder, post beins.

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it's on!

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Just got a email saying I’m getting paid 80% of my wage to a maximum of 2.5k per month. So that’s the 2.5 for me and this will be reviewed monthly. Fuck yes lads

Thats not Rodger Moore

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Suck a cough. Timestamp.

I fancy any woman I find attractive.
Some black girls are ok too.

Only the proportions differ
>10:5:4:1 White:Asian:Brown:Black

the hardest song on guitar hero on the wii

This day in British history, the reign of Charles I began 395 years ago.

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