/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2611

Literally who? You stopped being relevant for Russia after Peter the great.

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>Greece
based chinese trojan horse

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Chinese people don't even believe the stats. This shit is going to keep breaking out isn't it.

Just had my 30 minutes in the yard, the guards only tried to cavity search me once today so thatvwas nice. Back to stacking shelves tomorrow so other people can eat and infect me and my family, feels good to be deemed an essential drone for the prison island hive.

Kys

the world is done for

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Mayor of LA wants you to get stabbed by a homeless schizo

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Doesn't matter what chinks think, the rest of the world is going to keep sucking china's dick

kek, true

American bio weapon works

>Lombardy reports 541 new deaths
>Lombardy reports 541 new deaths
>Lombardy reports 541 new deaths

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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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Do you think she makes that face when fucking haha

Just ate half a liter of ice cream

Ask me anything

Bros.

Life is never going to be the same. The rate this is growing, we wont have a "normal" live until OCTOBER.

OCT.
OBER.

and then guess what? thats when flu season starts again. Will we have another even WORSE flu then?
God...its over.

CCP has lost the Mandate of Heaven

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Influenza killa 290,000-650,000 peoole every single year on average. Draw your own conclusions.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC6815659/

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

So anyone think that will happen in a western country, then maybe military be deployed, then military coup parliaments? would be bretty good outcome

>Switzerland
>On Italian trajectory 2 weeks ago
>Social distancing measures are starting to kick in
>New case count has been falling throughout the week
>Doubling time has fallen from 2-3 to 8 days
>Death count still relatively low
>Even though we have the highest number of cases per capita worldwide
>ICU capacity likely to be just fine
>Panic buying has receded, grocery stores are stocked up just fine
>Antibody test probably coming soon

Nothingfondue confirmed.

My mountain jew senses are telling me to buy into the stock market right now.

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Just looks like some jostling in line on who gets to torture the next dog.

With any luck their entire disgusting race is hunted to extinction over this bullshit virus the kept hidden.

are you ashamed?

Godspeed Corona chan!

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Please don’t take sabaton to

China is falling into complete chaos. First this, next riots, then famine and then the death of the CCP.

Never try to re-write holy texts.

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take my gold

RIP NYC
>DELIVERY TRUCKS REFUSING TO ENTER NEW YORK CITY ON CORONAVIRUS FEARS: MSNBC
twitter.com/FirstSquawk/status/1243424441951866881

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Why haven't Whiteoids who live in the US gotten out of that shithole yet?
Most of the families I know are coming back or either moving up to canada.

That video was pure vomit material

Do you guys think this will cause a rise in right wing beliefs? I, for one, can't wait for the rwds

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This will be much much higher once it breaks out in US, Brazil, India and Africa on a large scale

pls hold on until season 2 debuts

god damn

very good

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 85,906 (1,307) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,858) Germany 49,344 (304) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) United Kingdom 14,579 (759) Switzerland 12,311 (207) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,441 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Portugal 4,268 (76) Canada 4,043 (39) Norway 3,694 (17) Turkey 3,629 (75) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (12) Brazil 3,027 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Pakistan 1,296 (9) Romania 1,292 (24) Poland 1,289 (16) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (7) Russia 1,036 (3) South Africa 927 (2) Greece 892 (27) Iceland 890 (2) India 863 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13) Mexico 585 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +471 (+12) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+493) Germany +5,406 (+37) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,921 (+181) Switzerland +500 (+15) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +532 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +322 (+3) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+4) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) Finland +83 (+2) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Dominican Republic +93 (+10) Serbia +71 (+1) Iraq +76 (+4) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Bosnia & Herzegovina +40 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Moldova (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Trinidad & Tobago +1 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +42 Czech Republic +137 Pakistan +95 Poland +68 Saudi Arabia +92 Russia +196 Iceland +88…

>FULL LISTS
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So at least 700 more in Shitaly then

I once ate fried potatoes from a garbage can because I didn't have an option. I wouldn't say I'm ashamed, no.

I don't remember when ive read anything about your country last time in russian press, except F1 articles about Max or Jos Verstappen.
I swear here they write more about Tunisia or Vietnam than about you.

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BREAKING NEWS

LOMBARDY REGION NUMBERS ARE IN!

• 2.409 NEW CASES (tot 37.298)
• 541 NEW DEATHS (tot 5.402)

SOURCE: Reuters

TrumpBux when?

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CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
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>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
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>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
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>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
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>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
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>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
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>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
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>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
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>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER
>CAT INFECTED WITH CORONAVIRUS IN BELGIUM BY ITS OWNER

>okdiario.com/salud/gato-contagiado-coronavirus-contacto-estrecho-dueno-belgica-5369279

WE GOT TOO COCKY CATBROS

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... and that's a good thing!

How's your tummy

I wonder who will become the emperor. I hope it’s like that one peasant beggar who managed to make himself a dynasty. Like a sweatshop grunt manages to do it

Chinese Twitter ambassadors have said some outrageous things of late

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>shitalians still dying in droves

Based.

youtube.com/watch?v=SPAdpHoq5E4

>Trudeau addresses Canadians

When will we get a /corona/ board?

why not the full liter?

How long before we actually know if this shit could bankrupt and help bring red China down? After Chernobyl it was still like five years for USSR to fall

it's just the med countries seething that we don't want them to absorb the whole corona budget before the north has use for it

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

youtube.com/watch?v=eVTXPUF4Oz4

Rapefugees Welcome faggots BTFO.

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It's a half liter container. THere is no more

It's alright for now thanks for asking

> (You)

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>Nurse in Italy: "We no longer count the dead"

Bullshit, they count them, and add those who died at home too

[infected]

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S

that cant be, you're lying!

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Why would what's happening in Switzerland matter? Even if Switzerland is fine the stonk market is not going tto go up if US is imploding.

IT'S NOT FLATTENING BROS
IT'S NOT FLATTENING

>4.074.883,103 infected
>1.745.003,593 dead
>OMG THE END IS NIGH!
stop shilling this stupid bullshit already, this faggot little virus won't cause an extinction level event

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>virus ravages your country
>suddenly President says everything is okay
>notice that the entirety of the western world is getting crushed by this virus
>realize your President is probably lying

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okay

nooo, not the heckin kitterino

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Cats are source of toxo and now this? What a filthy beast

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>an environment where it is illegal to be Chinese

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based Mike. How are they doing these days? Haven't listened regularly in a year or so.

muslim decimation when?

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It sucks things are going to start ramping down soon after social distancing and increased testing starts slowing the cases down. I mean, its good hundreds of thousands won't die but this was really one of the only times it seemed like the American worker would unite against their billionaire and Jew owners. Now we won't even get a UBI pittance out of this. Bummer.

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It’ll be us user.

>no sources
Ah yes more schizo muh freedumps libertarian paranoia.
I go outside everyday to walk my dogs and curiously no one has hassled me or called the cops. It’s almost like the quarantine only impacts travellers or normalfags who assemble in groups of thousands.

dats bad for u chunkster. now do 100 push ups.

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>Detected: 558,416
Holy shit, didn't we just reach 500k yesterday?

Reposting for the guy who told me to put onions in my stew:

I usually do, but my onion was fucked. It's why I used onion salt. It's a poor replacement.

>tfw the paternity tests come back, and Bert from Seseme Street is your father

All will be in contact with a corona-infected future patient, once the troops get contaminated.

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-3.07%) Germany (-4.19%) France (-4.52%) United Kingdom (-4.93%) Italy (-3.08%) Switzerland (-3.20%) Spain (-3.74%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-0.94%) Netherlands (-3.95%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-6.11%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-3.92%) Japan (+1.81%) Hong Kong (-0.85%) China (-0.36%) Australia (-7.99%) Singapore (-0.25%) India (-1.81%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-4.16%) South Africa (-4.86%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-3%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-27%) Wuhan (-13%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-2%) Rome (-41%) Milan (-28%) Berlin (-35%) Munich (-33%) Brussels (-49%) Paris (-47%) Madrid (-51%) Barcelona (-52%) London (-39%) Johannesburg (-52%) Sao Paulo (-38%) Buenos Aires (-29%) New York (-29%) Washington (-17%) Miami (-15%) Toronto (-21%) Chicago (-29%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-64%) Los Angeles (-45%) Seattle (-30%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1300m) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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>For almost a decade Yas Forums talks about how Jews will destroy western civilization
>Turns out it's actually the Chinese
So much for Yas Forums being always right.

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compared to yesterday?

FUCK CHINA
FUCK THE CHINESE "PEOPLE"
FUCK THOSE SLIT-EYED YELLOW MONKEYS

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kek based
I want to see posts like these in May

I guess the slants were right to give their pets a long fall with a sudden stop then.

in the name of the German people: S

N...nothingburger

J...just the top of the plateau bros

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>LOMBARDY REGION NUMBERS

Give the overall numbers, Nordniggers. Nobody gives a fuck about your shitty region

the goyim doesn't know, don't shut it down

So roughly the same as yesterday’s, but a dramatic increase in deaths

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I couldn't get my stuff onto a boat fast enough. Looks like I will be punished for caring about material things.

The fatal flaw in your plan is that you are in Switzerland, whereas the mutts are in America and are about to mutt.

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>THere is no more
I am proud of you, Hans. You made a goal, saw it through, and now reap the rewards.

TWO
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

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kinda based, but, at the same time, i dont trust your low death numbers. swiss are too smart, you'll probably have an insurgence in the numbers of pneumonia or flu deaths.

Which flavors?

471k 36 hours ago

Good, nuke them back to the stone age already.

Jesus fucking christ.

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>take my gold
I found this image of a leprechaun. It seems fitting for your reply. Thank you, friend!

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Guys what are your predictions on when she will hit her first million, 2 millions?

Also, back in the first corona threads i was laughing at american preppers and their panic, now i dont laugh because they managed to fuck themselves up so hard. Good job america-anons, good thinking.

Was it Häagen-Dazs?

Reminder that Chinks eat rhino dicks because their penises are too small

Yes.

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>tfw landlords from /ptg/ are seething because of this virus.

>Mail their own legal property
Maybe if chinks didn't have trolleys full of masks they were exporting back to China this wouldn't be a problem

Don't jinx it user

of infected? 1M in 4 days.

>foreign powers ramping anti-chinese racism to mask their unpreparedness
Wheres the lie? that's exactly what american "conservatives" are doing

kek

European armies are all pozzed, at least the top brass. Herr Merkel purged any opposition, and anyone plotting to remove her were arrested just last year.

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No, it is martosca

Schokokeks

Thanks based canadbro

Ramadan begins April 23rd this year so...

there was a supposed case in hong kong of a dog being infected.

I SWEAR IF MY FAVOURITE JAPANESE IDOLS GETS SICK IM COMING FOR YOU RETARDS!
IM GOING TO FUCK YOU ALL YOU DOOMERS UP!

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The Chinese flu has killed more people in Italy than the flu did.

>yesterday?
Like 2500 new cases and 380 deaths.

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Good.

1 million in the next 2 weeks

What made you stop?

OK BUT DOES THE VIRUS SURVIVE AFTER I COOK IT?

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> sandniggers vs. yellowniggers
niggers are the Great Filter of civilizations

Remember this?

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Depending on how many dead we have then it might be a possibility itll happend here. Everyone i speak to seems to hate the gov doesnt matter what side they lean. We all hate this clown world

>It’s over 10%
That’s worse than SARS, right?

I used to respect this man. He looks like a fucking liberal tranny faggot in that picture, disgusting.

Wtf i love Trump now

remember the days when nothingburger niggers were complaining of having less world wide deaths than threads?

It's doubling every 4 days or so.
That's just the tested and confirmed though.

No Offence But I don't think the US has much time left.
Same for China
twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243521482707386371
Things are already heating up in China
protests have started against the regime.
Get out of there while you can, I really don't think even that old stupid kike can fix anything at this point.

Source?

lol ima check it out

Next five days, more like

So? Everyone is at home fasting

Both 1m and 2m infected will happen within next week.

nice

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How much power does the Federal government have to obstruct the response in my state of Minnesota? My governor seems to have an alright plan but Trump’s starting to get annoyed by people still needing medical supplies and ventilators.

The hospital wants me to go in for an MRI. Should I postpone? Or am I safe to just not touch my face and shower after?!

It's time to declare war on China.

If i recall there were 2 confirmed dog cases, and one dog died.
News says it's human-to-animal infection because "too close contact to the animal". Imagine if coronavirus extends to Canada, all dogs gonna die there.

Russian imageboard 2ch got banned in Russia for spreading info about Moscow lock down on March 30. Kek, why are they so afraid?

Bit later than that I recon, but okay. It was just what they were saying on the news here, I'd be happy if we're not getting bad press.

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For that Spanish dude.

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fasting increases immunity

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>Invoke “P”
IT'S HAPPENING

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>China donating Australia's masks to Iran
kek, Australia BTFO. meanwhile their experts are warning of a massive medical supply shortage because their Chinese handlers sucked them dry back in Feb

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oops meant for

wow this has aged well huh

Yessss, muslim brothers...fast...
Fast during a viral outbreak...yes...very good.

Definitely. Might as well call it Super SARS.

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Just give her a chance to spend a year with us, don't push her

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There are enough things to hate chinks over without creating fake Twitter posts

>tfw barely care and every time I stop reading news for a few days I always assume it's starting to die down
>what actually happens: it just keeps getting worse
lads, this is cool as fuck not gonna lie

how many you reckon is gonna die? I'd say 500k

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You might want to take a look at this
>twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243521482707386371

Civil war has started to erupt in China, they've got less time lmao.

Based and unconstitutionalpilled

They are removing everyone 65+ from ventilators and just letting them die in
Spain and Italy.
This is coming to everyone else imminently!

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>Should I dive in a pool full of coronavirus and gay cum?
Idk user, what do you think?

Don't worry I'll be around to call you happening larpers out. Also, its funny how you went from "just 2 more weeks bro" to

>just 2 more months bro

>Russia (-6.11%)
>Moscow (-2%)
I dont understand, is it bad or not so bad?

>increases immunity
>he thinks increasing immunity is the way to go
kek. corona USES your immunity to attack your lungs

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Given India's population density, you guys are even more fucked.

The CCP is going to experience soon a new "Cultural Revolution" in their own country and on their embassies across the globe.

>It’s over 10%
Based on what math? Even the worst case number thrown out by WHO is ~3% but that's based on biased sample groups (people who show up sick to the hospital). Millions are infected and have no idea.

it's true wtf

>cases than threads
>less deaths than threads
>less cases outside china than threads
>less deaths outside china than threads
>less daily cases outside china than threads
>less daily deaths than threads less daily deaths in the US than threads
>less daily deaths in alaska than threads
>less deaths per hour than threads

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Not eating plus the stress of the virus already there will make people chimp out I would predict

>Fast during a viral outbreak
unirocally it is

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Who's your oshi?

I seen it, it's great isn't it?

It's somewhat vital test and I've waited a long time to get it cause of social healthcare.

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They'll bend the curve somewhat as well, even with a half-assed lockdown. Our's isn't very strict either. We might all be on South Korea's trajectory in a few weeks from now. Ant then all the brrrr'd up cheap money might flood into the market.

Trump and europoors sold the west when every country be like italy russia and china will invade

>Russian 2ch
Im honestly surprised it still exists.
Nobody except schizoid libtards, schizoid alcoputriots and incels is visiting that shithole of runet since 2012 anyway.

this is why a nurse in spain killed herself

imagine removing the ventilator from an elder, fuckkkk

pls wider hips at 600k

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explain

>calling yourself a Groyper
I hope they all fucking die.

You guys could not appreciate Hitler nor can you appreciate rammstein. The jews really took a toll on you

Now America is at 86,000

already at a million, but only so many can be tested per day. Officially? next friday or saturday

>Invoke “P”
w-what did he mean by this...?

I wonder if /oursisterbanger/ has been balls deep the entire lock down. He hasn't been posting much. I want deets.

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Less diverse countries are really not getting hit that hard.

Things aren't even going to start slowing down for a good two weeks.

For Lombardy, just run deaths/infected.
It’s like 13%. That’s really bad user.

GOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!

CAMPIONI DEL MONDO!
CAMPIONI DEL MONDO!
CAMPIONI DEL MONDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

OVER 2400 NEW CASES ONLY IN LOMBARDY!
WITH THE LOMBARDY UPDATE, WE OFFICIALLY SURPASSED CHINA!

U.S., WE ARE COMING FOR YOU!

PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO PO

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China can't invade when their entire army is busy burning people.

>Japan hit by hoarders as well
>Even with the food shortages no ones likes Korean noodles
kek

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>The figure is up steeply compared with 387 deaths on Thursday and is Lombardy’s second highest daily tally so far.

>The number of cases in the region, which includes Italy’s financial capital Milan, increased by some 2,409 to roughly 37,298 the source said.

>On Thursday, 2,543 new cases were registered.

So ~100 less cases, ~200 more deaths

Just waiting for it to become more widespread now, then maybe the world will realise that china has been telling lies since the very start including their "recovery"

Influenza peaks from October to May when the heat starts to slow the spread. These things don't grow exponentially forever. We'll see though.

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What's ADE?

wow i didn't think there was a country more retarded and entrenched in feelings politics more than the USA, but then I started reading daily coverage of the pandemic from Brasil and good god

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Man, there goes all the best chefs. How many recipes are gonna die in their minds? A tragedy

Sorry to piss on your bonfire, user, but yesterday's deaths were 2,791, no reason to think today's won't be higher. Perhaps a maths course might do you good.

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USA will probably moon next week, so around 7 of April I guess

you have NO IDEA how great it is.
Honestly, China has always done well for the world when it was divided.
All the great culture, inventions, literature, everything... came from The Chinese who were not United.

That the latest twitter buzzword? Nevver heard that one

Depends. For example if you want Rushka to fall you want first number go down and second number up.

I actually thought the happening was cancelling back then, how naive I was

Nice, FUCK cats

At least a million in reality. But the official numbers probably won't reflect that.

Cool
Calm
Collected

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wtf is this? kimchi flavored?

Personally confronting people that refuse to quarantine. Surely that couldn't backfire.

INFECT YOURSELVES, INFECT YOUR FAMILY

hasnt Lombardy been on lockdown for 3 weeks now, how is this even happening?

Wait what? It was at 500k today, how come its at the 1mil already?

>European armies are all pozzed
Not really. There's not a country in europe where the military still isn't significantly more right wing than the population at large. what is missing is the widespread popular support

> 290,000-650,000 every year
Ok Chang
>Died: 25,262
>meanwhile this number was 11,417 only 6 days ago - proof is in #2345
>25262-11417=13845
>13845/6=2307.5
>2307.5*365=842237
Therefore, assuming chinese virus won't accelerate any further (which it will, given the rate things are going now), it will kill 842237 in a year at the very least.

It's the new alt-right only with even more e-celebs.

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Sadly it's not real.
However this one is, which they removed it.
archive.is/A1Ne1

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If your life depends on it and you have some decent gear you can play russian roulette with it and give it a try. But you'll be walking into the place with the highest concentration of viruses per cubic meter in your area. Just saying.

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In certain ways it does.
But pigging out while the sun is down, in northern hemisphere winter, is not going to do it.

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I thought breaking 100K was a big deal

50 million - same thing as spanish flu, with increased population, but reduced due to better medicine and global awareness

wtf I like 2ch.hk's webm threads

SWEDEN

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243559373395410957
Trump has a mental breakdown
kek

this guy's doing a mass sacrifice for his jewish overlords, nothing to see here

He's not wrong.

Diesel ventilators

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shin cup are delicious

>should have asked for this months ago
>sperging out now

>finally realize “P” = Production Act

I need a fucking coffee.

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can't blame them, they're too spicy for my taste

too spicy for burgers

Holy shit

Fasting increases ketones. If you fast during a viral infection, you are far more likely to die.
youtube.com/watch?v=hYxDuTfrP2Q

Based pajeet is based.

True. Everybody will still have to be exposed, and I realized yesterday that it will be very regional in the USA. Texas will likely be ramping up just as NY is on the down side of the peak. The west coast needs to get their shit together and pump up those rookie numbers.

Top kek but Diesel ventilators are pretty ineffective

if the cattle start to die now...

3/21- 546 deaths
3/22- 361
3/23- 320
3/24- 402
3/25- 296
3/26- 385
Today: 541

Has anyone else had Corona dreams yet?
Last night I had a dream that an Asian woman wouldn’t let me enter some building for some reason and I shouted at her calling her a “bat eating chink”
There’s a decent chance I said it aloud in my sleep

google. or if you are a brainlet, watch kurzgesagt

Lmao who the fuck did he @

My head office at work tried to force all our Franchisees to stay open despite being a nonessential business and literally all of our staff being high risk as we are hospo sector. Fucking Jews. I quietly ratted them out to the media while also inciting all my staff to raise hell on social media and our private website. I didn’t even bother censoring anything because fuck these niggers.

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It's just a prank they're pulling. There is no lockdown or anything there, just a constant orgy, but they make everyone believe they're in quarantine just for the lulzs.

soldiers are patriotic/nationalistic, at least in my experience
top generals are pozzed tho

And here soon

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>tfw your country doesnt have niggers running things and youre safe

feels good man

shut the city down... as in, I am Legend.

>Lombardy
>obeying the law

My conclusion is that if you plug in COVID numbers into that model, it yields millions of deaths from coronavirus.

welp, I'm fucked, cops don't do shit about this so they'll let kids cough on anyone

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Based on closed cases. It's hard to calculate the overall CFR, given that the outbreak only started around December/January. We've seen the WHO give that rate based on the morality rate divided by the total cases.
Right now at least 16% of patients in closed cases have died so were just seeing at a 3-4 month perspective.
If we assume that millions are infected, there will be changes to the CFR. But we still don't know about the results of the active cases yet. So hard to say really. But we know that SARS-CoV-2 is a very contagious virus, that could be potentially severe to millions, even lethal to them.

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Wait, you have egg whites separately from eggs? What?

Italy changing sides as always

Those noodles are delicious desu.

So far its really close to a regular flu, yet very far from a spanish flu. Unless it will mutate and start to latch at ANYTHING in sight, then we are fucked. Or accelerated symptoms like coughing your lungs out at day 3 of exposure.

do not pass go, do not collect neetbux

Invoke PANIC - he's losing it

youtube.com/watch?v=C23gBi8z7FI

>next riots
already happening, see

Antibody-dependent enhancement

It's basically when certain antibodies produced by your body to combat the virus end up making it easier for it to enter your cells, probably through complement receptors or something similar

I's a viral enhancement that retards think has made corona into some kind of unstoppable superbug (even though quite a few virus's have this ability, and none of them have wiped us out yet).

lmao just recirculate the exhaust and inhale the soot for extra protecc

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Good. That's what you get for making Germania an african woman