Trudeau coronavirus press conference. 11AM EST
I can already tell you what he's gonna say
>We are exploring all the options and we will make sure to take care of all Canadians
that's our dear leader you speak of... better show some respect
yeah i probably wont watch he doesn't ever say anything. just whatever cookie-cooker bland scripted low-info stuff you would expect followed by softball questions and non-answers. typical politics
CORONAVIRUS
LE-CORONAVIRUS
God I hate Quebec.
stay mad
>guys our drama teacher is talking
Is there a lesser form of life than a maple nigger
It's funny how are the normies that usually criticize him are all stuck to screens looking at him for guidance.
>b-bu-but it's different now, he's grown a beard and things are real serious!
Fuck Trudeau and fuck the lemmings, garbage faggot retards lmao
Le free money for leeches speech. Either work or fuck off, if you're deemed non-essential so be it, that means you're not essential and should maybe get some skills where you'd still have your job right now.
stay mad
avec le stayvouz et mad
thankyou
merci
>stay le mad
kek
>>We are exploring all the options and we will make sure to take care of all (Chinese) Canadians
fixed.com
guidance, what has he actually said
>wash your hands
>stay indoors please seriously
well no shit
so how is the economy supposed to survive this? what are the infection rates? do we wvwn have an economy several months from now, how long can we just shut everything down for. >We are exploring all the options and we will make sure to take care of all Canadians
wow ok
Start coofing now boys, 4 months paid vacation.
This faggot is ALWAYS late
What a piece of shit, no wonder he loves Poojeets
>Is there a lesser form of life than a maple nigger
Yeah, a faggot Canadian that isn't a maple nigger.
At least I have shit to do while the rest of the jew shit shuts down.
>pic related
trump brings on experts to discuss the disease and then talks about how realistically he has to bring the economy back online carefully to avoid a depression. i learn how restaurants are fairing and which parts of the country will be turned on last probably. etc etc. questions about various industries and heated exchanges with reporters. i know more about the american response then the response in canda.
trudeau
>We are exploring all the options and we will make sure to take care of all Canadians
what options specifically, i want details. i want numbers. can we take several months of this without falling into a depression. will this go on for years even i have no idea. i dont know anything. then he thanks the bs media for accurate reporting lol and he wasnt joking. pfffffff
WAAAAAAAAAAH GOO GOO GAGA GIVE ME FREE MONEY DADDY
the free money is the only thing he has given details on. i am interested right now in the actual future of the country. how long can we afford to stay out of work etc
I'm a neet, I can afford it forever
Canadian media is a joke, all libtards sucking each other clits
Why don't you just become a single mother and you won't have to worry about working for the next 18 years?
Neets are getting nothing bro
not if the economy collapses
how much free money can they hand out
the money comes from taxpayers who make that money by working. but they will be out of a job for i dont know how long. do you? until the virus is gone? and what will be left of canada after that? if this takes several months or a year or two even, can we take it? if canada becomes a third world country, guess what, you will be cut off.
>The thread on Reddit.
>I've never worked and never paid taxes ever in my 20 years in Canada, will I be eligible for this? Gibs me dat mofucka.
>the climate of uncertainty we see now is of great uncertainty to you
yes, so give us some certainty
>so we will give you more money
but for how long can we keep doing this? thats what i want to know. im uncertain that we can keep doing this
>the free money is the only thing he has given details on.
Got a link? I'm to lazy and drunk to look..but I like free money.Have a pic of what I'm doing right now as payment
yes, we're getting $400 in GST credit by May
>how much free money can they hand out
they'll keep borrowing to fund those out of work, there's no way CANADA will take away that social safety net no matter what. And if they ever did, I'd just get a job.
This won't take years, by summer we'll be done with the measures and societies will reopen.
>if canada becomes a third world country
take a breather... calm down bro, it's just a temporary shutdown
No no user, you only get free money if you don't work, don't you get it? If you're an """essential worker""" you get to keep working while the """non-essential""" workers get a four month paid vacation. Sounds great doesn't it?
We already are a third world country, every time I go outside all I see are brown "people".
I guess they will just keep importing more Poojeets until they realize they've been played, and we can live off gibs from the taxes they pay.
interest free loans to businesses, ok. sure.
but how will they pay that back if everything stays shut off for over a year. can you commit to at least a vague timeframe whereby we must start turning things back on or go poor.
The real question is are pensioners eligible for the gibs? If so, remember to harvest gibs from your parents. Take advantage of this shit, it’ll be the only time people who actually work will ever get fucking anything from the government.
>This won't take years, by summer we'll be done with the measures and societies will reopen.
great
i would like to hear that from the great hair leader instead i hear
>together, we are going to get through this
why does this faggot talk in the middle of the day? nobody is listening
Can you frogs separate already?
He's got shit to do in the evenings, more important than this.
Do you honestly believe the entire planet will keep its economy shutdown past summer? Come what may they'd say fuck it and let the pestilence burn through the open countries.
There's no way September will come and we'll still be under full lockdown.
oh these reporters, every one of them
>good morning hello thankyou merci mr trudeau
just ask your fucking question
>you only get free money if you don't work
Welp, good to know that Trudeau is making sure NEETs and their parents have money to buy my syrup.
you wouldn't allow it, get a second job and keep those payments to Quebec going.
i want to hear that from them
watching his beard get blacked isnt important
>for all Canadian speaking for Canadians working hard for Canadians Canadians Canadians
Pretty much.
i dont know what to believe
because they aren't saying anything
maybe they do plan on keeping this going past september i have no idea. i dont just assume they will do the sensible thing
I love Trudeau. I'm getting paid to stay at home and do fuck all
this, without trump easing people into a fuck-this- shit mentality we'd all be hearing the same vague bullshit or worse, """"6 to 8 weeks"""" for the rest of the fucking year
there's nothing keeping you from independent thoughs user. Just look at this rationally. The usa is already considering opening "part of the country" by april 12 (Easter).
Comments disabled I see. Hmm.
This. I joke that if Trudeau sees his shadow after he comes out, we get 4 more weeks of Coronavirus.
where is my syrup bucks?
We have been very clear.
all i have is independent thoughts and rational assumptions because the government is giving me fuck all information. and i dont trust the government to be rational. if they have to wreck the economy because some doctors said so, maybe they will. i dont know.
lol that's a good one
I am pleased to announce a new relief fund for the most vulnerable individuals in our multicultural society. Starting in early April, all refugees - regular and irregular, single women with children, aboriginals, and all LGBTQ and French-Canadians who were laid off will be eligible to receive an additional cash payment of $2000. Yes, you heard correctly, $2000. We know how difficult it is for these Canadians, who are dependent on the Federal government. As Prime Minister, I am determined to make all sacrifices necessary to help these Canadians, and I urge you to open up your arms and wallets to these people.
YAAAAAAAAS KING
No, entire countries can't remain shut down for long. They couldn't afford it and social pressures to open back up will accrue until they are forced to open back up or lose the next election. This is not just one country, it's the entire planet.
This dude never says anything of substance. I listened to his last address and it was a total waste of time, and taxpayer money.
If I am honest, I think they took a look at Trump's covid addresses and saw that people were having a positive opinion about him as a result, and they decided to try and mimic it.
>we need people to be focusing on taking care of themselves and their families and not worrying about what the future may bring
lol fuck
i want to hear that from the people running the country not from some user on Yas Forums
>by april 12
even that's absurd, and trudeau is giving zero indication that this is ending any time soon, we'll be in this shit through the summer
when do I get my Neet money?
I'm a student right now. But I want money.
this will last 24 months easily.
>dont worry about the future, worry about today
lol again with this
maybe i wouldnt be worried about the future if i had some fucking information other then
>worry about yourself bud dont even think about the future
fucking what
you don't have to, that's not what people want to hear right now. They want to be protected. But as time goes on they'll want the economy to open back up and that's when it'll come out, a couple of weeks before it happens. You can live your life like this is going to go on for years just because they don't tell you this and they won't or you could just critically think a bit and realise this.
haha, troll
>yes, we're getting $400 in GST credit by May
That's a new thing?
He doesn't really have any information, nobody does