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>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/26/20
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>Lara Trump/Trump2020PressSec McEnany @Women for Trump Rally 3/26/20
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>RNCChair McDaniel on Spicer&Co 3/26/20
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ALSO DEFEND THIS!

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MAGA

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MAGA
FUCK GIBS
FUCK CHYNA
GET BACK TO WORK

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>you guys should go out and look for a job instead of asking for handouts
>spends all day shitposting in Yas Forums

also early bake
also, there's nothing wrong with being gay

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The basedest user in this thread

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it's a toss up between bernie and justin for cuck or champion

John Kerry with the bantz
Fuck Massie

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lol. I don't even know why "le justice democrats" are even trying to #metoo Biden. That's not what it's for and this will go no where.

Only can go downhill from here
It is over.

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So what's with the extreme amount of shilling?

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Drumpf is a racist

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North Wall!

Post THICC Tiffy's

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I miss Norway

Before I go

>Based John Kerry
You're an absolute faggot retard, holy shit.

Thomas Massie is right and you are all wrong

>"If it were just about helping people to get more unemployment (benefits) to get through this calamity that, frankly, the governors have wrought on the people, then I could be for it," Massie said.

>"But this is $2 trillion," he continued. "Divide $2 trillion by 350 million people — it's almost $6,000 for every man, woman and child. I'm talking about spending. This won't go to the men, women and children. So if you have a family of five, this spending bill represents $30,000 of additional U.S. national debt because there is no plan to pay for it."

$2 trillion (Congress)
+$4 trillion (Fed & Treasury)
———————————
$6 trillion stimulus

$6 trillion divided by 350 million citizens = $17,000 per citizen

times a family of 4

=$68,000 per family of new national debt and dollar devaluation in this stimulus.

not a good deal
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 26, 2020

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*cuck champion

AWOOVEMENT

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So why is Trump saying he has "much respect" for Xi? The whole "Chinese virus" was pretty based, why is he cucking now?

MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA MAGA

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>John Kerry so based
You are fucking retarded and need to ask yourself why Kerry would be happy about the bill.

I love how hypocritical these manipulative fucks are by staying silent and hiding the stories that get "their" people in trouble, yet highlight the literal fantasies of a deranged lunatic as long as it will make Orange Man look bad.

I never really disliked Kerry, not in the way that I hate Schiff, Schumer, and Nadler.

>Allleged
Here we go again

>"I'm having a really hard time with this. Because they're saying, well it's hard to travel, yadda yadda yadda," Massie said. "Well, last night, 96 out of 100 Senators voted. All we would need is 218 out of 435 to vote," he added, pointing to a section of Article I in the U.S. Constitution that states "a majority of each shall constitute a quorum to do business."

>"I know there are people saying, 'Oh you gotta vote for it. You can't slow this down,'" he continued. "Meanwhile, they spent a week in the Senate arguing how much money should go to the Kennedy Center."

>And he has repeatedly spoken against "stay-at-home" and business closure measures. On March 16, he tweeted: "When this is over, I fear FDR’s internment of Japanese-Americans is going to look like a 'light touch.'"

>Massie has developed a reputation over time as the House's "Mr. No," frequently voting against measures proposed by both parties. In February, he was one of four representatives to oppose a measure that would make lynching a federal hate crime.

The greater harm to society is the public’s unquestioning acceptance of the unchecked authority of governments to force private behavior and disrupt economies.

When this is over, I fear FDR’s internment of Japanese-Americans is going to look like a “light touch.”
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 16, 2020

YES YOU lel have a great MAGA day user

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cchecked

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I've seen thicker

China survived the Virus, the US is just beginning and they already went beyond China

Aka, he fears the lone Superpower in the world to be vengeful

You faggots always say “it is over” as if that carries any weight. Die in a fire

Should have been done ages ago, a nonmilitarized border is no border.

because their infestation is spreading into these threads cause 'we' aren't drinking their kool-aid.
funny how they claim it's HAPPOONING but can't fucking contain themselves in their own bred

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it's called fattening up for the kill. Trump does this all the time if you were paying attention you would know this. It is in Art of the Deal.

Lmao at this post.

That's some heavy fucking cope Finnkike, though you're right in the same vein that more fake and biased push polls will come out making him look worse.

NO (YOU)

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No one is reading your screed defending this cunt.

Be wary of attempts of foreign agitators to try to create conflict between threads as has been done many times.

Checked for incoming!

Not even close to 350 million people are getting a dime.

>Muh debt

We own the world faggot come collect it from our aircraft carrier

imagine replying to yourself

Cry harder.
Fuck massie

Kerry comes from a long-dead Democrat party. They are a completely different party at this point.

>tfw not gonna pay my landlord
Feels good, man.

Correct, thank you for having a functioning brain and telling idiots what for, user.

Finland and your mother was a mistake.

Ah fair enough, I'm a bong so we only get the headlines from the US, but I know there's much more going on than gets reported in our news.

it's called diplomacy, retard
have you watched the Trump daily briefings lately?

Donald Trump has been accused of sexual assault by 16 women.

Pray for Trumps conversation to traditional Catholicism

TWO

MOAR

WEEKS

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hey shill, you're being extremely obvious right now
tone it down a notch

Today's the day! It's rake day!

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You fucking morons, he aided Obama. You faggots are twisting yourselves into pretzels to try to defend Kerry. You're shameful fucking retards. He wants the bill because it is a massive expansion of government and pork for democrats.

Thats top bantz. Its so refreshing when people can shit on people across party lines.

> There is no direct 1:1 inverse function of debt to prosperity but the issue is present and looming in a tremendous way
There is no causal function or even a weak correlation linking the size of the debt to absolutely anything and you can prove me wrong very easily with this simple falsifiable test.

Pic related has the debt per year from Nixon to Trump, it increased from 350 billion to 23 000 billion. You have a theory regarding to the consequences of increasing the debt, just pic two points in history and say
> the debt increased from X to Y between this and this year
> it follows that, according to my theory, increasing the debt causes Z and it did right here from this year to this year

There is ample historical data for your theory to be falsifiable, as of now it is voodoo
> if the debt increases X will happen
> **but it did increase and X didn't happen"
> no, now it is different, X will definitely happen

Again, this bill is not good overall but for another reason: wealth redistribution never ever ever benefits the productive members of society but trying to make as if the debt mean anything is silly and counterproductive.

It is not even hard
> pick two years
> point the debt increased
> point the bad consequence of that increase
Point proven. It is not easy to prove a negative but failing to prove your point with 40 years of historical data is as close as it can get

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DOW IS MOVING BACK UP
SELL SELL SELL

Fuck John "I broke my foot" Kerry. So they vote on Saturday instead of Friday. If the collateral damage is Massie (I don't think he will be harmed by this) then okay. He fought on principle.

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why don't you pay attention to politics in your own shitty country instead of trying to figure out ours

It's his job to monitor these threads, however, there is very much wrong with being gay.

>Should have been done ages ago, a nonmilitarized border is no border.
This, but both borders. Why nobody objects to a coast guard but they object to a "land guard"?

Not credibly.
Also. It's a mask. How do they expire lmao

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In the good old days the 2 leaders would fight it out 1vs1 to see who is the strongest. Trudeau would MANHANDLE your fat fuck Crumpf and claim his kingdom (and wife). Even Barron would become a stable boy.

Kerry has also been back channel diplomacy for the dem undermining Trump internationally. Iran, EU, etc

i will never step into those aids infested rathole threads user.

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What? I'm living the American dream, brother.

he likes it, I like it and we do it in private
I see nothing wrong with it

landlords gotta eat too user. Your rent isn't super high calorie so you need to feed him money regularly, or he'll die

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capitalism, ho!

Biden is on multiple videos sexually assaulting women & children

So who else is based user? Comey? Brennan? Clapper? Based Yates and Holder amirite? But Massie is a problem though? Fuck off retard.
>Wanting names attached to votes is bad!
Absolute brainlet. Go back to your twitter account.

>aided Obama
Obama didn't really do anything.
His entire legacy got destroyed in less than 1 term.
Stop being a faggot.
Fuck Massie

>fattening up for the kill

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>can't indefinitely store those goyim, gotta buy in cycles

He'll be fine.

have you been listening to this guy lately? He is on point.

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How are they not credible?

sure he's only a corrupt criminal traitor who is actively aiding Iran
but he "seems not so bad" so let's ignore that

Daily reminder, fighting on principle doesn't matter.
Massie is comfortable.
60% of the country lives paycheck to paycheck.

>In the good old days the 2 leaders would fight it out 1vs1 to see who is the strongest.
Name one time that happened

China is shutting its cinemas again three days after reopening, they lied their socks off of having this under wraps.

Whoa bro! Kerry is BASED! He would never do that!

hey bro, where do you think you are?
we've been dealing with your bullshit for years now
it's not like you're trying something new

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Who will Biden pick as his vice president?

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the elastic degrades I think

How does this tactic work? I’m trying to find something on it because I’m interested but can’t find anything.

>that angry as fuck batboner with its little clenched fists

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No he isn't

JEJ, Trudeau is agile but he would likely forfeit and "win" by not fighting

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Clinton

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>John Kerry makes joke
>who else is based?
>reeeeeeee
>list of irrelevant people.
Kys

If only somebody could arrest him for that.

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literal pearl clutching

I think Charlemagne did that once

Why are you posting an oven dodger?

Materials break down over time. Have you ever put on a pair of old socks with elastic in them? They're better than nothing though.

3 days of playing and Im still on Chapter 2
Thank God for Corona virus 1 month quarantine

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>how?
Lol

Do you want your intended victim to be on guard or not? Think along those lines.

stop advertising your show, retard boomer

the filter probably deteriorates over time and the expiry is half the time it took for the first failure to happen (like how they do with speed limits around corners)

sauce pls
also a lot of people want warren, it seems

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based incel containment thread

Satan+
HillDawg sure loves her liquor.

They are as relevant as BASED John Kerry. They're also all on his team. SO BASED.

Who? Don't imply I'm a commie or a lefty. That's some Hasbara-level arguing.

No thats my point. I don't think Massie is politically at risk for this. The people who voted him in approve of this.

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Just watch Troy lel

NEW

What does he mean by invoke "P"?

twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1243557418556162050

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Why would people in NY or Massachusetts care about a Confederate sympathizer like Anne Frank? She was caught fraternizing with the enemy.

by being completely fabricated, having no or conflicting witnesses, being stolen directly from the plot of sex and the city and also having a father call out his own daughter as being a crazy bitch and making it up

For the record I agree with Massle that the bill should get a regular vote to give dissenters on both parties the chance to vote their conscience.
And Rand (and Lee) was slick as fuck, got himself infected with Coronavirus as he is white and have zero problems dancing it off but didn't want his name on that bill

>lack of supporting witnesses
>lack of audio or visual evidence
>lack of credibility from either prior transgressions and grievances leveraged at the party in question

>same team
Lol k.

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that bitch governor of Michigan probably

People here hate her for shutting everything down.

Probably privilege

>I-I was only pretending to be retarded
>I swear!

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How many other jews didn't die of gassing?

Which VN bro?

he won't pick anyone, he's too senile to make the announcement
they'll just pretend the election isn't happening until the convention, then Cuomo magically emerges
it's like picking the Pope, you don't get to be involved in the process anymore

>REEE GO TO WAR FOR ISRAEL PROTECT MY SHEKELS GOY

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Harris or Warren

This is just the mild stuff, the coping is beyond hilarious: snopes.com/fact-check/joe-biden-grope-photograph/

>also a lot of people want warren, it seems
She bombed in New England where you wuld think most of her support would be.

What happened to Kamala? I want Hilldawg 2bh

>"I know there are people saying, 'Oh you gotta vote for it. You can't slow this down,'" he continued. "Meanwhile, they spent a week in the Senate arguing how much money should go to the Kennedy Center."
primo faghettino

you gotta vote in context of reality.
People are being locked up and can't work, "well they should be out there working so don't give them money" is not an argument. And neither is "well this was debated in some other place so i want to also hold it up here"

Not an argument

>walk outside to my deck for a bit
>doves are building a nest in the neighbor's gutters
>a crow or some other black bird flies in
>loud chirping intensifies
>crow flies out
>dove chases him across the street where a whole murder is roosting on the rooftop
>"you came to the wrong neighborhood, motherfucker"
>dove nopes the fuck out and flies back to repair the damage
Interesting.

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PeePee Pence will give them a stern talking to

All medical devices and pharmaceuticals are required to have an expiration date per the FDA. All materials lose potency at some point and it is up to the company manufacturing them to validate shelf life so they will often validate a reasonable shelf life (think 2-5 years depending on product) and just use that because validations are expensive. Under normal storage conditions these masks should last a long time, like 10-20 years, but there is always the concern of mold and rot, which again is why they validate shelf life and storage conditions.

john kerry tried to operate a shadow extra-governmental negotiation with iran, fuck him

you can stop pretending any time you want bro
like I said, this is nothing new to >us

P is Q's half-sister. She's going to bring the whole house of cards down!

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The Legend of Heroes series not a VN this time

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WHY IS TRUMP PRINTING 6 TRILLION DOLLARS OVER A NOTHINGBURGER?????

How's Okaloosa, Florida? ;^)

Source?

Bulletproof vests also expire apparently

rook to b8

>haha, money printer go brrr.

I don't even get why American liberals would hate BoJo, they know he's highly educated and intelligent, right? What's funny is that if Johnson was liberal they would all love him since he meets their "credentialism" tests.

don't worry, the dollar won't lose any value during a crisis, since everyone still wants to have dollars
the perks of being a super power

there is literally 12 minutes of him fondling children. watch his hands

youtube.com/watch?v=DwXweiRjckI

Is "P" a QT?

I don't want us to help Iran
so that makes me an ally of Israel?

how about just an enemy of Muslims having nukes

Chinks are such niggers.

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Ok, so it kinda acts like a weapon and a disarmament at the same time? You can’t really be defensive and argumentative with the guy praising you because it’ll just make you look like a bigger asshole, but the praiser can flip without looking like one. Is that sort of how it works?

dPa

Stacey Abrams. no doubt.

> PRESS T TO THANK CORONACHAN
> PRESS E TO GIVE CORONACHAN ENERGY
It is still summertime in South Africa, imagine if this last until their winter

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There's a fine line between being a little awkward and fondling/assault

Got it, need to invade Pakistan. I'm all for it

It is under wraps, what it's not is under control.

>sauce pls
Winona Ryder from the movie Heathers

Production Act.
Force businesses to crank em out NOW at max prio instead of waiting for them to maybe get their asses ready

Invoke P: defense Production act.
Or Penis.

PENIS

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:o

yes. get them to relax.

Imagine being so angry you get an erection in death.

I could see that, sapi plates lose effectiveness due to stress fractures and cracks over time. I wonder what the shelf life of Kevlar weave is.

Okay meme flag

OH NO NO N ONO NO NO NO NO NO

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And he crosses it by a mile.

NOW

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>Mary B
a woman who can't run a company? Whoa, who woulda thunk it

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>Source?
5 years in this general reading thousands of articles that I didn't save or bookmark.
I think the father one may have been a Kavanaugh accuser.

but anyway the real truth is that if any of them were credible you would have heard more about it than the Stormy Daniels bullshit

Smart! Rather going "too far" in prevention than having to deal with the much bigger problem of spread later!

It's all a big misunderstanding!

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ok geowit

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if he is so brazen to sneak feels on childrens breasts in front of camera imagine him behind closed doors. not rocket science here. the guy has a problem with his hands

Is she a gamer? Shes always pale af.

go out and do the same to children unrelated to you, I'll wait

I hope he makes an example of them

Landlords are absolute leeches. Always jacking up prices and fucking the little guy. Screw them.

Gee, its almost like China is just fucking with the gweilo.

Of course DailyFail and NYTCCP will gladly parrot unsubstantiated claims.

But isn’t it also forcing them to relax? It’s not like Xi cans come back and say “fuck you” to trump after that. This is an interesting tactic, I probably should read his book seeing that I’m in business (manufacturing management but moving into upper leadership role) and most of business is political at the top.

Make more money, bro

They never had it under control, those yellow niggerish rapebabies. Chinks are all fake and liars.

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>FUCKING DO IT OR I SWEAR TO GOD I'M SIGNING A DEAL WITH ABE FOR A BILLION TOYOTAS
mister president!!!

TETETETETE

no he doesn't

>shit bed
>pretend you didn't
>blame somebody else for shit in your bed
>lock everything down to prevent influx of shit
>brag
>take a nap
>wake up to more shit in your bed

gamer girls don't exist

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Trump why are you not forcing companies?

Trump forces company x.

Trump is a dictator!

hey pshhhht bro
you need to do a better job
because you probably won't get paid like this

>boomers still think of these jew covens as "great American companies"

at least he didn't grab anyone by the pussy

Hold up, I thought they had it under control. Why are they taking more measures if supposedly less than 10 people are dying from it a day in China?
Really interesting, that.

>new York doesn’t need 30,000 ventilators
>by the way these companies should really make ventilators and quickly because we need them
This stupid fuck flip flops on the virus on an hourly basis

there are no gamer girls
only e-whores

I’ve done extensive research into Youtube and Twitch and can corroborate this claim. It makes no sense but its true

>the guy has a problem with his hands

It's a condition
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Copropraxia

Well, the reconstituted GM is a surviving part of Obama's legacy, and it's run by a woman, so…

Fuck, brb. Need to go short some stock.

Stop being poor user, why would you be entitled to live in someone else's property for any price other than the one said owner demanded?

i didn't say it wasn't bad, just not as bad as trump.