/SICO/ Slovenian Corona General - Flatten the CURVE edition

CHINK FLU STATS
>9 deaths as of today
>yesterday data 638 confirmed infected
>new data will be released at 24:00

>it's friday n** let's hit the bars
>oh.....
>drink of choice Janezi?
>rakija

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hello everybody

I noticed there was no threads yesterday but considering how the unfortunate rules are its understandable

>never forget

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he has a point regarding Yas Forums but it's much harder to find slovenians using that board I imagine

then again nobody would be able to mask their flag

considering we are relatively small country there has got to be someone who know somebody that's infected

my parents know somebody who was related to one of the victims but that's about it

fucking skiing doctors killed 9 boomers in a retirement home

How do you feel about the military getting extra authority. Is it a reasonable action or janšizem?

levica.si/podelitev-policijskih-pooblastil-vojski-je-pretirana-odvecna-in-protiustavna/

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Notice how the number of cases very closely follows 1/30 of the number tested in a linear relationship. In Hungary it's the same (with the same ratio). They find more cases in constant proportion to the number they test. This shit has been spreading since November and is already endemic in about 3-5% of the population, and is quite harmless overall. There's no curve to flatten or any of that bullshit.

Who cares about some Balkan/Eastern European shithole like Slovenia?

>muh military
military is there to save levica and komunists from getting their head smashed in by the sheep they were feeding lies to, that's why they are afraid of the military

>mutt
nuff said

You will when our white niggers emigrate to your place and take your jobs and women.

it would be 0 deaths in Slovenia but doctors went skiing in Italy and didn't self quarantine because of this retard

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Would it bother you it we had solider on the streets saying "papiren bitte"

under the circumstances it seems reasonable enough but it also comes as no surprise that the people who don't believe in the concept of borders are the first to cry out

here are my papers, have a good day, wow the brutality of him asking me for papers

meant for

LOL all 2 million of you.

Us Russians are 100 million

How could you possibly not name this thread /SLOCO/ ? You're reflecting poorly on your country.

>gets snipped at birth
damaged brains for life

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Janez reši nas pred komunistično morilsko ideologijo!

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I hope I'm not the only one who noticed how comfy these threads were before political shitflinging became the norm but seeing how this is a political board it was only a matter of time

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nein

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Gospot hvala za to resnično objavo!!! Delim da razkrijem levičarske laži!!!

then I'm afraid the irony is lost on you

he has a "point" but the problem is that the krauts have their threads in german most of the time and they aint getting deleted
So fuck the jannies

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some fucking grampa coofed in the line in front of me at the supermarket today. And not the way she's supposed to in the elbow, but you know the elderly coofin where they bend their knees and their back to coof at the floor. If we were in China it would be socially acceptable to beat the everliving shit out of her and the downgrade her social credit points, fucking cunt. God fucking dammit

>So fuck the jannies
based

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next time beat the living shit out of her, gets what he deserves

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rip user

of him*

Hey. So I matched with this cutie on tinder and she gave me her snapchat. We are on a 7 day streak rn. She is a virgin and so am I. There's only one problem; she is 60km away in austria...

ok bumbar

Was a her (grandma). The cashier gave her a look like he was about to kill her too and she just waved her head like 'no no no this is just an coincidental coof, not coronachan'

Sneak over the mountains, no one is checking those parts. Statistically speaking they will do more harm to you then you to them.

native or muslim swede?
>'no no no this is just an coincidental coof
sure

Nice user. Ensure the existence of drunken Slavic children

You don’t mind I slip into this thread?

no probs slovak bro, more than enough room

>There's only one problem; she is 60km away in austria...

everything considered that's the least of your problems

>She is a virgin
pic related

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>objavlja nigerje

>uporablja čefurske izraze kot so rakija namesto sadjevc

spizdi iz niti čefur

neveš kaj je nigger naredu, uporablja izraz sadjevc
>Why Yes, I do suck dick, how could you tell.

>t. pic related

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zakaj bi ljudje ki so slovenci lizali tiča če uporabljajo izraz sadjevc ki je slovenski namesto izraza rakija ki je čefurski.

čefur zaznan

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Dnevni primeri naraščajo eksponentno
Daily cases rise exponentionally
50 yesterday, 90 today

some days are less some days more, not really exponent

there he is, the autist. How was your day today, did you get any tendies from mommy?

>misl, da me s tem izrazom žal
ngmi

Das rite, get 2 million women ready for us

he's like an embodiment of say the line Bart meme

youtube.com/watch?v=37nwLhIA1zs

Im trying tinder out for like 3-4 days
>very picky
>slovenian girls look like thrash
>swipe right mostly on AU, HU, CRO
>matched with 1 slovenian
>matched with more than 10 from our neighbours
kek, why are slovenian girls so shitty on tinder?

Kako bo Janez nadaljeval svojo vladavino, ko korona pobije njegovo volilno bazo boomerjev?

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200 cases tomorrow, get ready

A lot of them are not comfortable with using it. Because it's a small country pretty much everyone with a tinder account will see you.

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Hmm thats weird... I'd say my ratio is 7:1 slovene:foreign. How many matches total? I have 64 currently and probably unmatched/got unmatched at least 20

Funny thing, the zoomers will go against levica when they see how they let their parents die.

11, i have 60 likes if that counts as anything kek
i just dont swipe right most of the time, saying that im picky asf

never 200
ill bet on it

HAARP working overtime. All these weird coincidences.
24ur.com/novice/slovenija/vecji-del-evrope-zajel-oblak-saharskega-prahu.html

Even I can see it in my sheltered basin. At first I thought it was raining far away when the sun shined through the clouds

tip dejansko priznal da je čefur. kaj delaš slovenia general sploh ? spizdi nazaj pa delaj general od tvoje države

One day earthquakes, another polar snowstorms, now Saharan sandstorms. What's next?

reading the comments of that article gave my flashbacks to the shit I heard boomers talking about chemtrails years ago