/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2610

>day or night whenever I come across these threads, not even ten replies
It’s over.

>it's actually happening

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This was made three minutes ago

Godspeed corona chan!

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CORONA VIRUS WAS INVENTED BY ELON MUSK. PROVE ME WRONG

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Guess I was wrong they're seething before it's even over.

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>USA: Doctors fear severe lung damage after recovery.
Sauce me up

In fairness, AnCaps don't always claim to be in it for the best for everyone and often admit they are sociopaths.

Elon wouldn’t collapse society until after he’s released the Cybertruck for the Mad Max utility

>persistent postnasal drip and occasional cough
*takes allegra and symptoms reduce* its just allergies bro

>suddenly start getting chills
its over for me

Lets say the immunisation lasts a good 6 months.
Do you think the people who get through the first infection without lung damage are safe for reinfections or will the reinfections suddenly be way worse?

It wasn't

There you go

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tokyo is going to fall,animebros

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you don't greentext your own statements, newfren

WE HAVE DEFEATED JAPAN!!! CHILE IS GROWING!!!!!

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CIVIL WAR

Reminder to stop being a filthy coomer

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THREE FUCKING MINUTES AGO OMG THREE GOSH DARN HIGH FALUTIN' MINUTES

Elon musk isn’t a chink.

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 85,762 (1,306) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,858) Germany 47,373 (285) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) United Kingdom 14,579 (759) Switzerland 12,311 (207) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,393 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Portugal 4,268 (76) Canada 4,043 (39) Norway 3,687 (16) Turkey 3,629 (75) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (11) Brazil 2,991 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Romania 1,292 (24) Poland 1,289 (16) Pakistan 1,252 (9) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (5) Russia 1,036 (3) South Africa 927 (2) Greece 892 (27) Iceland 890 (2) India 863 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Singapore 732 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13) Mexico 585 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +327 (+11) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+493) Germany +3,435 (+18) Iran +2,926 (+144) United Kingdom +2,921 (+181) Switzerland +500 (+15) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +484 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +315 (+2) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+3) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Iraq +76 (+4) Serbia (+1) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Moldova (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +6 Czech Republic +137 Poland +68 Pakistan +51 Saudi Arabia +92 Finland +83 Russia +196 Iceland +88 India +136 Singapore +49 Dominican Republic +93…

>FULL LISTS
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Sharing one last time before I stop bothering you with this:

Make yourself some hearty delicious stew.

Ingredients:

Beef cubes
Potatoes
Cayenne peppers
Broth (beef or vegetable)
Flour
Salt
Pepper
Onion salt
Olive oil
Vinegar

Start by salting and peppering your beef generously, then brown it in the pot with olive oil then remove the meat. Once that's done, add a bit of vinegar to the pot then take your cayenne peppers, cut off the stems, remove the seeds and put them whole in the pot, then readd the meat. Add a generous amount of onion salt, then add flour. More flour = thicker broth. Then, add the broth. Put in oven at 325°F for two hours, stirring every half hour. Cut potatoes in manageable chunks in the mean time. After two hours, add potatoes then put back in the oven for another two hours, still stirring every half hour. Take it out of the oven, let rest a bit.

Ingredients you can also add if you like, though they're optional:

- Onions (roasted, I usually add some but the onion I had was fucked so I skipped it this time, add with meat)
- Garlic (crushed and roasted, add with meat)
- Carrots (gives color to the stew, add with potatoes)
- Bats (only if you're a fuckmongrel)

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UK IS FULL OF RETARDS.

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN.

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Binged on too much of my prep food last night and had a stomach ache all night/morning. Finally flushed it out with laxative drink, but now I'm all out of liquid laxatives. Fucking hell.

The best way to protect yourself from the virus is to drink vodka and eat garlic. The virus can't stand a degree in Russian vodka and will die!!!

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I greentext your moms butthole

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I was pointing out the fact that there was a REASON the thread had such little activity, but ok

“I don’t believe you need 40,000 or 30,000 ventilators. You know, you go into major hospitals, sometimes they’ll have two ventilators. And now all of a sudden they’re saying, ‘can we order 30,000 ventilators?’

marketwatch.com/story/amid-coronavirus-crisis-trump-says-i-dont-believe-you-need-40000-or-30000-ventilators-2020-03-26?mod=home-page

RIP AMERIBROS
RIP AMERIBROS
RIP AMERIBROS
RIP AMERIBROS
RIP AMERIBROS
RIP AMERIBROS

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About the same risk. Reinfections will be a big problem for those who do sustain lung scarring. You can only get pneumonia a few times in a life time before dying.

POLICE FIGHTING EACH OTHER IN CHINA, RESIDENTS HELPING

twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243510558227337216

Lots of vids

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It could be that i have it but i am not sure. I got a somehow stuffy nose and a bit of sore throat also i am feeling pretty strange but that is somehow normal for me. For the time being i medicate with port wine, whisky and cigs.

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Chiangkaishek in hazmat when?

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The best way to protect yourself from the virus is to drink vodka and eat garlic. The virus can't stand a degree in Russian vodka and will die!!!

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Godspeed Russia
I hope Taiwan reclaims China

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We are at stage 3, but it will probably boil over in a week or two.
Hasn't Japan done like 8000 tests in total this whole time?

Judgment for David’s Sin

10 But after he had taken the census, David’s conscience began to bother him. And he said to the Lord, “I have sinned greatly by taking this census. Please forgive my guilt, Lord, for doing this foolish thing.”

11 The next morning the word of the Lord came to the prophet Gad, who was David’s seer. This was the message: 12 “Go and say to David, ‘This is what the Lord says: I will give you three choices. Choose one of these punishments, and I will inflict it on you.’”

13 So Gad came to David and asked him, “Will you choose three[d] years of famine throughout your land, three months of fleeing from your enemies, or three days of severe plague throughout your land? Think this over and decide what answer I should give the Lord who sent me.”

14 “I’m in a desperate situation!” David replied to Gad. “But let us fall into the hands of the Lord, for his mercy is great. Do not let me fall into human hands.”

15 So the Lord sent a plague upon Israel that morning, and it lasted for three days.[e] A total of 70,000 people died throughout the nation, from Dan in the north to Beersheba in the south. 16 But as the angel was preparing to destroy Jerusalem, the Lord relented and said to the death angel, “Stop! That is enough!” At that moment the angel of the Lord was by the threshing floor of Araunah the Jebusite.

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+++ 14:38 Ärzte zeigen infizierte Lunge: Massive Folgeschäden möglich +++
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correct me if it's outdated, but didn't they say that there are 40 different strains which don't share immunity? and that immunity lasts only a few weeks at best anyways?

Stop coomin

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>paging yid rats, paging

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Damn. Haven’t seen that work in a while.

Will someone please take this thing to Mexico city.

It gets better

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cryptome.org/2020/03/wh-pandemic-playbook.pdf

Wow, Balkanizing already. I just hope whoever takes Beijing gets my package delivered

I'm a Jewish transexual lady. What are my chances of getting coronavirus?

>Ban visitors to hospitals and nursing homes to prevent spread to riskgroups.
>Keep critical cases within capacity of the health care system.
>On 13.03., german authorities had to concede, that containment had failed and slowing of the spread, to "flatten the curve" was now the only viable option.

exact same scenario playing out in the US right now as well. it seems like most of the West got caught with their pants down with this thing, our authorities were accustomed to being able to isolate a small number of infected cases and nip the epidemic in the bud, but this virus flew under the radar due to the long incubation period before showing symptoms and high level of contagiousness. once the genie is out of the bottle, all you can do is continue mass-testing and mass-quarantining

OFFICIAL /cvg/ ANIME GUIDE

Back with a vengeance edition.
youtube.com/watch?v=U1dKdYv9rEc

Hopefully 100%

check'd

It's like when 2 give go to war.

How is the general situation in Russia?

Japan already applied social distancing way before CoronaChan visit, so they're not going to be hit so hard like most other countries.

>USA
>+471
They're starting to lie now.

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>China: Widespread disorder

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HERD

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-3.87%) Germany (-4.89%) France (-5.23%) United Kingdom (-5.93%) Italy (-3.80%) Switzerland (-4.17%) Spain (-4.65%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-1.62%) Netherlands (-4.52%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-7.13%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-5.56%) Japan (+1.11%) Hong Kong (-1.28%) China (-0.59%) Australia (-8.73%) Singapore (-0.61%) India (-2.48%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-4.50%) South Africa (-5.82%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-5%) Tokyo (-14%) Beijing (-27%) Wuhan (-21%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-2%) Rome (-44%) Milan (-23%) Berlin (-34%) Munich (-33%) Brussels (-49%) Paris (-49%) Madrid (-51%) Barcelona (-52%) London (-39%) Johannesburg (-54%) Sao Paulo (-38%) Buenos Aires (-29%) New York (-29%) Washington (-17%) Miami (-16%) Toronto (-21%) Chicago (-29%) Houston (-13%) Mexico City (-64%) Los Angeles (-49%) Seattle (-34%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1300m) China (760m) Pakistan (211m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Dominican Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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you want get anywhere with such numbers Hans

Friendly reminder, that dumb fuck has said multiple times "I hereby invoke the emergency Defense Production Act" and hasn't actually done anything with it. He just keeps saying it.

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No more HRT for you

Stop cheating, you Krauts.

twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243505898359869440

based Indian superspreader

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Based
Prove him wrong
Pro tip: you can't

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FUCK I'VE JUST SNEEZED

the day is young brazilanon

Those are the afterhours reports. Full daily reports aren't out yet.

6,000,0000%

>I shook all the coronavirus patients hands

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WITNESSED

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>mass-testing and mass-quarantining
Precisely, South Korea managed to contain it, the west failed, allthough we had a heads-up.

YOU BUNCH OF NO-FAITH HAVING FAGGOTS WANTED PROOF ELON MUSK INVENTED CORONAVIRUS. HERE YOU GO. IT IS NOT CORONA CHAN, IT IS MUSK CHAN.

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FUCK
RIP

It’s not even 10 am here yet

>post nasal drip
>coughed a few times
>still have sense of smell/taste
>no chills/fever

Am I good? Parents have cough but none of the other shit too. Is it just a regular cough?

Lung damage is mostly caused by your own bodies cytokine reaction to the infection. This is often worse with novel infections because the body has no defence and allows the infection to grow and spread before it gets noticed...then the immune system over-reacts. The damage is actually done by unfolded proteins, which lock onto and disrupt many organic functions...including, hopefully, the viral ones, but aslo, unfortunately, the ones you need to survive. It's kind of a deadly balancing act between the virus killing you, and your body's ability to kill the virus without killing you.
Having recovered from the disease, your body shouldn't have such a severe reaction the second time round, even if you can go down with it twice (which has yet to be confirmed).

FORGOT THE ACTUAL GUIDE

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what's boris hair cut called?

Ty fren

usbros... I'm afraid our presidents are retards...

LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 33 (THIRTY-THREE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 33 (THIRTY-THREE) DAYS
LOCKDOWN ALERT HAS BEEN IN PLACE FOR 33 (THIRTY-THREE) DAYS

DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE
DO NOT GO OUTSIDE

REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE
REMAIN INSIDE UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE

IF YOU LISTENED AND LOCKED DOWN WHEN ALERT WAS ISSUED YOU ARE WELL BEYOND THE UPPER LIMIT FOR INCUBATION.
YOU MADE IT IF YOU LISTENED

YOU WERE WARNED

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Good luck, Corona-chan!

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It’s a combination of the Trumpcut with JUST

Please no

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fucking BASED

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It's full of jews and chechens.

you have a chance in sa region

may be

Filthy masturbator--no wonder you're bald.

>nose has been running all day
>coughed twice in the past hour
Should I go quarantine?

Nigger how's it now.

Nasal drip and no change of smell / taste means you should be aight

>Having recovered from the disease, your body shouldn't have such a severe reaction the second time round
ADE mother fucker the second time is when it kills you

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>900 new cases in Germanstan

The virus will drown in borsch and get stuck in salo, add vodka and garlic and it's over for coronacels.

Everything's more or less shutting down, even internal flights. The Interior Ministry is getting ready for a potential curfew situation. It's more serious in Moscow, in my town they're just closing down everything except civil service, communal services, transport, banks, grocery stores and factories that can't stop production lines. i'm getting a haircut tonight, as tomorrow I will no longer be able to, so hopefully I don't get corona then.

He is obviously correct, but his organization is what caused the world not to take the opportunity.
If he hadn't shilled for the Chinks people might have acted sooner.

It's the responsibility of HIS organization that the opportunity was ignored. HE refused to call it a pandemic HE said that closing borders doesn't work...

Anyone wanna chill and do some corona research? Currently livestreaming:
youtube.com/watch?v=nnjm1_sk9Vk
twitch.tv/NEET_FEET
dlive.tv/NEET-FEET

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u aight, go outside for some fresh air

>Detected: 556

We made it!

Good thing I’m a NEET who bathes three times a day in hot ass water.

It looks like a bio weapon deployed by USA is actually working huh

This legit sounds like stand up comedy act.

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Go back to work, coward! Brazil can't stop!

Trump still thinks he will solve anything without exploding america's budget.