Damn why was Vlad The Impaler so savage?

>"Turkish messengers came to [Vlad] to pay respects, but refused to take off their turbans, according to their ancient custom, whereupon he strengthened their custom by nailing their turbans to their heads with three spikes, so that they could not take them off"

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Based Vlad

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looks nordic

he was a prisoner at the sultan's court when he was a child. probably got abused there.

>"... [Vlad] had a big copper cauldron built and put a lid made of wood with holes in it on top. He put the people in the cauldron and put their heads in the holes and fastened them there; then he filled it with water and set a fire under it and let the people cry their eyes out until they were boiled to death. And then he invented frightening, terrible, unheard of tortures. He ordered that women be impaled together with their suckling babies on the same stake. The babies fought for their lives at their mother's breasts until they died. Then he had the women's breasts cut off and put the babies inside headfirst; thus he had them impaled together."

because he knew the enemy.

he did all of this yet the world is still overrun with shitskins.

Yeah I was reading up on him and that was my first thought as well. It would explain why he hated Ottomans so god damn much.

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have you read about his feast for bums?

>"The sultan's army entered into the area of the impalements, which was seventeen stades long and seven stades wide. There were large stakes there on which, as it was said, about twenty thousand men, women, and children had been spitted, quite a sight for the Turks and the sultan himself. The sultan was seized with amazement and said that it was not possible to deprive of his country a man who had done such great deeds, who had such a diabolical understanding of how to govern his realm and its people. And he said that a man who had done such things was worth much. The rest of the Turks were dumbfounded when they saw the multitude of men on the stakes. There were infants too affixed to their mothers on the stakes, and birds had made their nests in their entrails."
No

YOLO

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Every battle he had with the turks was a hilarious shit show. He knew all their tactics and strategies and countered them constantly. My favorite is when he walked up to an ottoman fort, spoke in fluent turkish that he was part of the army and to let him and his boys in. The turks did and then Vlad got a free fort and made them into kebabs

based and pikepilled

smol peepee

It’s the only language those roaches respect user

lol seething welfare turkroach

Hellsing Ultimate implied this was true lol, I didn't realize it could be based in fact

vlad was a khazzar jew just like how colombus was jewish. so dare I say vlad was /ourjew/?

a lot of this is hungarian and german propaganda. Vlad expelled the german merchants from his kingdom becaues they weren't paying taxes. Then when the germans wanted to stage a takeover he killed them. That's why they started spreading bullshit stories like that about him. It's all made up.

>assaulting messengers
>based
and you tards unironically call gengis khan based for killing yuropoors who killed mongol messengers.

Of course not... most likely he was treated like a prince. Probably grew up with the sultan's sons, received the same education, etc. That's how these things were done back then to 'prisoner' children of royal families. The reason he was tough is simply because he was smart... and had a broader perspective of the world, right and evil, etc.

You could make a dark comedy movie with this guy

is this why a lot of americans hate the deepstate?

He was no Jew, Sw*de

Yeah I'd believe that. But apparently he did impale people on a whim and had a forest full of impaled. I'm sure he was an evil bastard but he hadn't muzzies so gg.

imagine insulting a man by assuming things about his genitals...

Sounds similar to something

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you are wrong on an aspect here. Turks back then (and now?) practiced man-boy love. A lot of the teachers in the court were pedophiles, it was their tradition. Maybe they wouldn't dare to touch the sultan's sons but the rest were open game.

yeah most likely he was forced into the sultan's sons circlejerking fun time sessions

Germans fail at everything omg hahahaha

"german" merchants

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>(((Turkish messengers)))
Mercantile kikes watched his family killed one after another ascending to the throne.
He executed those too old to enslave, and worked the other (((merchants))) to death.

where did you read that ? unironically asking

>Vlad was very concerned that all his subjects work and contribute to the common welfare. He once notice that the poor, vagrants, beggars and cripples had become very numerous in his land. Consequently, he issued an invitation to all the poor and sick in Wallachia to come to Tirgoviste for a great feast, claiming that no one should go hungry in his land. As the poor and crippled arrived in the city they were ushered into a great hall where a fabulous feast was prepared for them. The guests ate and drank late into the night. Vlad himself then made an appearance and asked them, "What else do you desire? Do you want to be without cares, lacking nothing in this world?" When they responded positively Vlad ordered the hall boarded up and set on fire. None escaped the flames. Vlad explained his action to the boyars by claiming that he did this "in order that they represent no further burden to other men, and that no one will be poor in my realm."

murder-horror propaganda has been a main stay of historical revisionism for millenia.

They didn’t want to follow house rules.

>Turkish messengers came to [Vlad] to pay respects
Maybe I remember it wrong, but I thought they were there for collection because Vlad had to pay the empire annually.

it was a romanian history book I studied in high school. it was old and in romanian anyway, you couldn't find it.

>Damn why was Vlad The Impaler so savage?
Much like Halagu Khan and the Mongol sack of Baghdad, the only way to combat the Islamic world is to either match or exceed the degree of barbarism that muslims inflict upon their enemies. Proportionate to disproportionste force that muslims would inflict upon you and your people must be redirected 10-fold with much greater savagery.

do not ask, he himself is a faggot

haha... yeah like that woman who 'saw' hitler personally burn her family at the stake and kill children in front of her at the camp... in 1942... many such stories... are we really that retarded to them ? or are they retarded thinking this would stick forever ?

I'm Greek and he looks kinda like me kek

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Remember reading that once

Literally solved the homeless problem in a single night.

If you impale your enemies they win. - Some potatonigger on Yas Forums

greeks fucked boys and men for pleasure and women for procreation

ottomans = we wuz byzantines
byzantines = we wuz romans
romans = we wuz greeks

that's it

he was a khazzar aka a jew. bong.

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(((german)))

Sounds like propaganda.

A man of his times, doing what he had to do to protect his people. He is considered a national here here and 90% of romanians think we need a new Vlad Tepes to rule us

no, they were germans from Hermannstadt

No, nigger

Sounds like bullshit.

uno

he was based as fuck

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One of his first orders as ruler was to set free everyone imprisoned and warned that if they break the law again they will be killed, not imprisoned.
Some of them started breaking the law and taking sanctuary on the lands of the boyars as the army couldn't hunt them down there.
So he lured them all with a great feast and set the inn ablaze.

>thousands of years of history
>to be reduced in a single post
>the level of comprehension

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There are literally surviving weeks from them on the topic. Paintings and mosaics.

>If you build a man a fire he will ask again the next night, but if you set a man on fire he will be warm the rest of his life
t.Albert Vladstein

>ottomans = we wuz byzantines
haha yeah not sure they saw themselves as such

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I’m not even English so trying to attack that isn’t working

the pajeet reveals his true form

The Chronicles of Sinbad

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>What else do you desire? Do you want to be without cares, lacking nothing in this world?"Vlad ordered the hall boarded up and set on fire. None escaped the flames.
How does that feel neets?

Pretty much concentrated BASED sauce

they actually did. not in the sense of christians, but inheritors of the byzantine culture

this
he just impaled roaches and wasn't Catholic and none of his neighbors helped him and wanted his land

Based as fuck.

"Sometimes the world doesn't need another hero... sometimes what it needs is a monster".

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his subjects regarded him as a hero

As would I.

As we still do

Doesn't take much to defeat the turks. We did it back in 1565 and we are a very small country. How their empire managed to grow to the extent it did is beyond me.

cry more faggot

Paki here, this is the sort of thing I will do the bongs soon.

Yes.

And we still do.

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