/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2609

You stupid bricks shinking minecraft is a code or yes?

>1 million of russian pigdogs already died

Sauce?

Make yourself some hearty delicious stew.

Ingredients:

Beef cubes
Potatoes
Cayenne peppers
Broth (beef or vegetable)
Flour
Salt
Pepper
Onion salt
Olive oil
Vinegar

Start by salting and peppering your beef generously, then brown it in the pot with olive oil then remove the meat. Once that's done, add a bit of vinegar to the pot then take your cayenne peppers, cut off the stems, remove the seeds and put them whole in the pot, then readd the meat. Add a generous amount of onion salt, then add flour. More flour = thicker broth. Then, add the broth. Put in oven at 325°F for two hours, stirring every half hour. Cut potatoes in manageable chunks in the mean time. After two hours, add potatoes then put back in the oven for another two hours, still stirring every half hour. Take it out of the oven, let rest a bit.

Ingredients you can also add if you like, though they're optional:

- Onions (roasted, I usually add some but the onion I had was fucked so I skipped it this time, add with meat)
- Garlic (crushed and roasted, add with meat)
- Carrots (gives color to the stew, add with potatoes)
- Bats (only if you're a fuckmongrel)

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x_mariana_s

No. No one believes this. Why do you waste your time here?

Reminder that the bioweapon theory has been debunked multiple times

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>be a nothingfag
start calling it the npc pill while you're at it

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>It doesn't affect young people
>I'm a 20 year old zoomer with perfect immune system
>If i get it i'll just tough it out no problem

Well well well, say that to the 14 year old aryan male currently fighting for his life in a respirator with NO PREVIOUS UNDERLYING CONDITIONS, IT JUST TAKES LONGER FOR YOUNG PEOPLE TO DIE COMPARED TO BOOMERS.

direkte.vg.no/coronaviruset/news/5e7e0062b35a5a00184f23bd

There aren't cures for viruses, only vaccines.

I hope that girl dies. I would mutilate her body and cut her breasts off.

Swine flu killed 150,000-500,000 people dumbass
livescience.com/covid-19-pandemic-vs-swine-flu.html

docs.google.com/document/d/110N1IKbV7tlB61qD-QZGqTBr5a2MCZqAqXgDCIfJxGE/edit

You shouldn't be allowed post here until you've read this document. The quality of these threads has gone to shit. Read it now. It takes only 10 minutes.

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Remember when copefags were saying
>the flu is worse bro
then they moved to
>its just the flu bro
and are now at
>its basically a worse version of the flu bro
pic related, what will they say next?

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I fucking love this happening.

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>It doesn't affect young people
Of course they say that so people won't panic.

>Girl
She looks 40

Mega Happening stage 2 begins

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the flue is worse LMAOOOOo

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is it safe to go outside yet?

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>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 85,762 (1,306) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,858) Germany 47,373 (285) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 12,311 (207) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 8,603 (546) Austria 7,393 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Portugal 4,268 (76) Canada 4,043 (39) Norway 3,687 (16) Turkey 3,629 (75) Australia 3,180 (13) Sweden 3,046 (92) Israel 3,035 (11) Brazil 2,991 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Chile 1,610 (5) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Romania 1,292 (24) Poland 1,289 (16) Pakistan 1,252 (9) Thailand 1,136 (5) Saudi Arabia 1,104 (3) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,041 (5) Russia 1,036 (3) South Africa 927 (2) Greece 892 (27) Iceland 890 (2) India 863 (20) Philippines 803 (54) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (13) Mexico 585 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +327 (+11) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+493) Germany +3,435 (+18) Iran +2,926 (+144) Switzerland +500 (+15) South Korea +91 (+8) Netherlands +1,172 (+112) Austria +484 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +315 (+2) Sweden +206 (+15) Israel +342 (+3) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Chile +304 (+1) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Argentina (+1) Mexico +110 (+2) Iraq +76 (+4) Serbia (+1) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Moldova (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +6 Czech Republic +137 Poland +68 Pakistan +51 Saudi Arabia +92 Finland +83 Russia +196 Iceland +88 India +136 Estonia +37 Croatia +56 Hong Kong +64…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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>this entire board thought this was going to be a big deal early on
>turns out, yeah, it is
this is by far the best part
love this

Thas naw wo i sayan :ccc

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>Boomer cope
You are going to die and the healthy young people will live-on
Have fun in hell boomer

COPE

no.

"Estimated" is NOT "confirmed" fatass. Two different things.

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This shit is already fizzing out huh? Damn the CIA can't do anything right, what a joke

Based
Make this shit every week regardless.
Only Island fags can't afford to make this.

Isolate yourself with some anime.

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>Cayenne peppers
too spicy for a soup famalam

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Hot

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I'd kill her and cut her wrists for that watch. I could use a watch like that. And I would cut her face a ton too.

new narrative is that there's no virus at all, yet i don't see any of these faggots flocking to new orleans or nyc hospitals to prove it.

Oh man, I wish there was a stream

oh god

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My family all has a bad throat and cough but no high temperature, and I have no cough. If you have no high temperature are you safe?

nigger desu

VERY IMPORTANT HAPPENING

IMAGE OF THE DEFECTIVE TEST KITS WHICH SPAIN BOUGHT TO CHINA (60,000 OF THEM). THE TEST KITS ALREADY SAID THEY WEREN'T 100% EFFECTIVE THEMSELVES!

>abc.es/sociedad/abci-prospecto-test-defectuosos-comprados-china-advertia-no-eran-eficaces-para-detectar-coronavirus-202003271404_noticia.html

READ THE 3 POINTS, IT DOESN'T ONLY DON'T WORK BUT CAN ALSO INFECT PEOPLE OF CORONAVIRUS BECAUSE OF ITS USE! CLOWN WORLD!

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Me too

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How would libertarians contain this pandemic if they had their way?

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any other sources?

> civil unrest always comes after government's mismanagement and lies affecting a lot of people at once

yeah, it's pretty fucked up everywhere

Corona's actual death rate once there is enough proper medical equipment, medical facilities and trained medical staff is very very low.

But that's the problem that everyone is experiencing. We don't have enough proper medical equipment, medical facilities and trained medical staff at the moment on top of the need to do widespread testing.

Also what is very interesting is because of testing it shows that Corona aka Corvid-19 isn't as widespread as what people are claiming.

Get TorrenoMVP to go back to China and film it.

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1584555923947.webm

youtube.com/watch?v=8X0SOUhRanY

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How long until the CIA will send them guns and supplies?

Lmao you pathetic schizos never fail to amuse me with you "cvg threads"
Face it, most sane people will be infinitely more successful than any of you crazed lunatics ever will be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it retards

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-3.55%) Germany (-4.43%) France (-4.76%) United Kingdom (-5.19%) Italy (-3.53%) Switzerland (-3.72%) Spain (-3.71%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-1.35%) Netherlands (-3.83%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-6.34%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-4.70%) Japan (+1.39%) Hong Kong (-0.73%) China (+0.01%) Australia (-7.52%) Singapore (-0.12%) India (-1.68%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-4.12%) South Africa (-5.35%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-5%) Tokyo (-15%) Beijing (-37%) Wuhan (-21%) New Delhi (-90%) Dubai (-15%) Moscow (-5%) Rome (-35%) Milan (-23%) Berlin (-33%) Munich (-27%) Brussels (-34%) Paris (-41%) Madrid (-46%) Barcelona (-43%) London (-35%) Johannesburg (-40%) Sao Paulo (-45%) Buenos Aires (-29%) New York (-32%) Washington (-22%) Miami (-20%) Toronto (-28%) Chicago (-29%) Houston (-23%) Mexico City (-55%) Los Angeles (-28%) Seattle (-19%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
pastebin.com/raw/S29XMKEr

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Yeah that I do not understand. Hospitals set up extra beds early so they are ready for the influx of people and somehow this is evidence that no one is sick.
Levels of cope I never thought possible

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Bros, why can't coronavirus manifest itself into a cute gf.. this is unfair

Stupid roastie. Roast beef whore. Shoot her had off

I have a really bad feeling about americas mortality rate.

Your sheer amount of obese people and people with diabetes will mean countless young people will die who normally wouldn't have.

I unironically think this could kill 15% of america

>not linking mongolian throat singing

youtube.com/watch?v=pD1gDSao1eA

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twitter.com/ConflictsW/status/1243537356768055296

>he doesn't eat Carolina reapers
Not gonna make it desu

Although jokes aside, there is a correlation between the bodies ability to handle spicy food and the proficiency of the immune system

youtube.com/watch?v=8CIfudW67zs
>Misty tales and poems lost
>All the bliss and beauty will be gone
>Will my weary soul find release for a while
>At the moment of death I will smile
>It's the triumph of shame and disease
>In the end Iliad

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>I can bet my anal virginity
How the fuck are you gonna bet something you don't have faggot?

History has no sides

cope

It's not about choosing a point "somewhere in-between"
It's about desiring to see the truth, rather than what you hope or fear to be true.

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Friendly reminder the virus is of Russian origin.

Based Spanish priest understands this is a biblical plague.

twitter.com/Erramun2014/status/1243142973086457856?s=20

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fuck yes

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to everyone using the flu line, I wonder do they know they estimate flu deaths cause so many diseases present similar outcomes of death, thats why you never see the flu ending with an odd number but an even number all the time. If we did the same and they will btw, with corona chan, we will see a larger calculated number of deaths btw.

Natural selection has been ramped up a notch. Survival of the fucking fittest. Watch out fatties and baldy shitheads.

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anybody else COMFY? all the dumb cunts who denied it and were too stupid to see are now dying, poor, rich, famous, no-name, all of them, nobody is safe! feels fucking amazing to be honest, dumb americans dying, uppity euroniggers dying, countries that were painted as fucking axis of evil and third world like Russia, Cuba, China, are actually dealing with it relatively well and even manage to help other countries, while the so-called developed countries USA, Europe are sucking chinese virus COCK ahahhaahahahahahahahahahah amazing. fucking euroniggers showing their true colors stealing medical supplies from each other left and right, too many such cases for all of them to be mistakes ahahahahah Fucking DIE niggers DIEEEEEE ahahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahah

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Reminder that you're wasting precious weeks/months of your youth on a disease you have a 99.8% chance of surviving

it's not low, look how it's around 1.5% on diamond princess and south korea right now - both reliable numbers and it will likely go up

fake and gay

Lets be honest if I was a doctor in all of this I would probably just end up sleeping at the hospital. Going home would be a waste.
Still the memes being real is hilarious

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it's an american virus

Where's the vidya version?

incel nigger. Love women, they smell nice

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youtube.com/watch?v=3Udze8vnvX4
I cant believe Boris Johnson got the Coronavirus

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The truth is in the middle.

Bump

channelnewsasia.com/news/singapore/covid19-moh-update-49-new-cases-singpost-cluster-12582990

+49 singapore

Video*

Is there a way to export filters? I don't want to have to redo my 50+ /cvg/ filters for the switch to HTTPS. And yes, I know I should have already been using it.

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Friendly reminder that it's an Italian virus

i only have 2 months worth of food...is that going to be enough?

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wat edm in webm

Everyone in this thread is manually breathing.

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Marx BTFO

>NEETs are holed up and comfy?
>shut the internet down

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Pol was actually right

>Car accidents are worse bro

I believe that I'm immortal so I kinda don't care at all, I have all the time in the world

Well, China being united under chinese rule is most uncommon thing in history of China. They are usually either united under foreign ruler (tibetan, mongolian, manchu - doesn't matter) or scattered in 30 kingdoms. Time for another balkanization it seems.

>Muh chink govermint so strong

anarchoprimitivism. there would be no containing it. and that's a good thing. fuck societycucks.

Zoomers are more likely to catch this shit and die due to a lesser evolved immune system compared to millenials who are at the peak of their immunity and bodily general health.
Zoomers, gen X, baby boomers and the silent generation is fucked. Only millenials will come out of this relatively unharmed when all is said and done.

Not always.

yes, I think so

Da gaspozha,but only the women who look like pic related deserve love

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mainland chinks uprising? i find it unbelievable. the insectoid chinks cant go against authority. does this mean CCP has lost mandate of heaven in the eyes of ordinary chinks??????

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All the people crying hoax are shills or people who have only been following since March and have leaked out of /ptg/ containment.

youtube.com/watch?v=sX-Rfe4d_r8
I make a call, so far to fall
Restless craving
Inundating

The summer snow
But it's not cold
Once it's tested
Thus infected

I've lost myself again
I've lost myself again
It's a nightmare
But it's clear
It will end, but when?

The break of day
I rot away
With every breath
I pray for death
Death....

I've lost myself again
I've lost myself again
It's a nightmare
But it's clear
It will end, but when?

Let me say
Pepsi generation
A few lines
Of misinformation
Watch your money
Flow away oh so quick
To kill yourself properly
Coke is it

I've lost myself again
I've lost myself again
It's a nightmare
But it's clear
It will end, but when?

Let me say
Pepsi generation
A few lines
Of misinformation
Watch your money
Flow away oh so quick
To kill yourself properly
Cope is it

I am convinced bill gates is full of shit and the China results are temporary and meaningless.

He was btfo by Max Stirner who knew that no one gives a shit about anyone except themselves. Always true and always wil be.

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She's gonna cummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Yes, expect a dynastical change in our lifetime

Anyone who didn't prepare dies I guess

>no leisure time for you goyim
>only one person in the super market per household goyim
>you're an essential worker, get to work goyim

Fuck this shit, how long before they just start shoving us in portacabins like the good little drones we are?

im surprised there isnt rioting in uk
i always figured if a world leader got it, it would be the start of real panic

Listen to The Dick Show, host is super libertarian and is fuming about muh lockdown.
According to what he’s said on his podcast and twitter he’d have no shutdowns of any kind, everything would stay free and open and if you get the virus “lol too bad it only kills grandma anyway XD”

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>wat edm song in webm

>millenials
two n's bud two n's

Checked, and I'd say that's a safe bet

I should instead do something productive, like stare at the wall.

666 Billion.
Cap this

Friendly reminder coronavirus immunities typically last only a year, this strain likely being no different, and that we are stuck with this situation until a vaccine becomes widely available which probably won't be for another 18 months at the earliest.

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Rioting for what? Everyone is scared of crowds now

Then you are lost.

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Soon I hope.

So long as you don't have a high temperature you're good right?

our generation is full of straight-up alcoholics. Literally almost everyone I know struggles with drinking. The doomer meme is real.

UK
+2,921 new cases
+181 deaths

What the actual fuck

no, some people died without fever

woah damn those digits woahhhh dabbing on those chinkaling communist cocksuckers with your triple sevens

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U ok rosbif?

What a fool.

well if i run out perhaps i can fashion together a hobo hazmat suit.

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Can I get some links showing left media dismissing this thing in January/February?

Yes yes "debunked" because they say so.

>tfw wa state
>do facility maintenance
>we've gone from 500 employees to 40

I guess the company considers me 'essential' at the moment but it is pretty depressing anons

Stewing makes it less spicy, though it's still spicy mind you. And like the other user said, capsaicin is good for you.

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that asuka looks like a fish

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based ausbro, thought you were a goner

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Truth is far stranger than you think.

It's true. Every one in my generation (and I mean, every single person I know) gets blackout drunk every weekend. They're textbook alcoholics.

Feel free to post everything that 100% confirms this is not a hoax. You can't. All of the available information is unreliable. Shit, the test kits aren't even reliable.

>B-but it grows expotentially!

Fuck off.

What did I miss that has you all so excited? No chaos in the US yet. No videos of any foreign chaos.

Nice

not yet made how about
>division
>fallout
>doom
>plague inc
>left 4 dead
>half life
>Warhammer games
>???

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the media didnt even care about it until mid february,they wrote 0 articles about it throughout january. that's your proof

Do you also have 2 months of everything else you need?
Toothpaste, dish soap, trashbags, kitchenroll, supplements, waterfilter.
If not you better buy that stuff now or order it soon. With every day it will be harder to get things and the chance of meeting someone infected will grow exponentially.
And if you quickly want to get some additional food, check some fitness shop and order some weight gainer and protein powder, which should easily add a few weeks of calories to your supply, with very little hassle involved.

check your testosterone level, ability to smell/taste

Corona Chan loves the NHS! And said so to Matt Hancock, the Health Secretary of the UK.

"I clapped through the night for the NHS with Matt! So much fun. I love the NHS, secretary Matt. I care!" - Corona chan

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8159701/Boris-Johnson-tests-positive-coronavirus-crisis-grips-UK.html

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I just have a phlegmy throat but no temperature, only a weak cough and have my sense of smell/taste. Am I good?

npc headass don't be scared of being judged you might learn something, bucko

Im working from home and playing vidya/watching torrented movies and series and using groceries delivery service. I was doing the same before the outbreak too, tho..

That's how a bioweapon would likely be created, infecting a bunch of animals over and over until it mutates into a deadly straing

Average Chinese know they live under a dictatorship, average Americans do not.

The vegan burger pill sounds better.

i made it into a webm for you

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libertarians, basically classical liberalism, is built on bad ontology. The idea that the individuals exists pre society is just wrong. The individual is a product of the group not the other way around.
That is why their reasoning always produces this type of flawed thinking

Losing an argument in another thread, huh?

>not liking spicy soups
Nonsense.

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i have a months worth of shit tickets but i have a lot of paper towels so i should be fine. every thing else is up to par

> Average Chinese know they live under a dictatorship
no fucking way. there's like 700 million people living in poverty, all those peasants cant possibly think such complicated thoughts.

>he doesn't have 10TB of unconsumed media downloaded already
Lame.

Waiting for this. Then the riots start

Based Frisia user

Those kits don't infect pantiets, you dumb Romanian. What is said on the 3 point is that if the result comes out negative then it's likely a false negative.

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I do NOT have the Chinese virus but I do have Yellow fever

AMA

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> imagine an evening without beer or two
> literally a fucked up evening
> it's not like tomorrow will be better

most people under 40 have no well-organized life with a good family. everything is fucked, you feel it to the bone.

> literally seeing corona as salvation cause current establishment is worth shit

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Some of us have been preparing for a happening of this scale our entire adult life fren, embrace the happening. Those who deserve it will be left standing the rest will be culled. Darwinism in full effect.

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More threads than cases, this is a huge NOTHINGBURGER

China is CONTAINED and UNDER CONTROL

am I imagining it or are the dumb normans confined to their cucksheds driving the internet speed down? how prevalent is this shit in your countries lads? I think I saw some news that some internet providers are like 'dont send memes to each other it's putting strain on our systems :^('

I will fucking kill the next person who says exponentially.

gonna have to check those

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I don't know any thing about the science of the virus biology woohoo, so I'm going to listen to others with the same lack of knowledge because every one that knows that stuff is in on the coverup!

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uk.reuters.com/article/uk-health-coronavirus-malaysia-karex/condom-shortage-looms-after-coronavirus-lockdown-shuts-worlds-top-producer-idUKKBN21E1PK
Condom shortage lads.

Corona-chan is here to stay forever, isn't she? She'll just keep mutating and becoming immune to vaccines. She'll be with us like the non-Chinese flu.

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in a libertarian society everyone should have a bunker with food, medicine and ammunition where they can last a full year
if they don't it's natural selection at work

Blessed be

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Stupid cunts. Stab them both to death.

this only means that it can't guarantee that the person is infected, not that it has the potential to infect, you mentally ill retard

Okay schizo

Which Asian country has the best women?

Please rank the following: China, Japan, Korea, Thailand, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Indonesia

Pretty much. I did let go of Alcohol altogether when the pandemic started, though. My life is still shit but at least my health is improving somewhat.

Florida strikes again. I'm in a beach town and the rules right now are you can't be on the beach from 11 am to 4 pm. It's 10:30 am right now and it's 80 degrees out more like 90 degrees with humidity. All it's accomplishing is exposing the police who have to kick everyone off the beach (and literally anyone can be on it not just residents)

fuck that, I don't need another seasonal disease like flu

NATURAL SELECTION IN ACTION. SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST. DESTROY FUCKING EVERYTHING

India seems to be able to enforce the quarantine with this one simple trick

twitter.com/cuetazopuerto/status/1243308973807329281?s=20

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No

the best day was yesterday

40 STRAINS OF COVID IN THE WILD
>40 STRAINS OF COVID IN THE WILD
40 STRAINS OF COVID IN THE WILD
>40 STRAINS OF COVID IN THE WILD
40 STRAINS OF COVID IN THE WILD
>40 STRAINS OF COVID IN THE WILD
40 STRAINS OF COVID IN THE WILD
>40 STRAINS OF COVID IN THE WILD

in theory she should become weaker through mutating, a virus does not want to kill its host

SK might go down since they are losing control of the situation. The faster something spreads and the slower it kills, the more deflated the apparent lethality rate.

>Chile +304 (+1)

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>rioting over border control during a pandemic
This gonna be juicy as fuck.

Trying not to coom in my self isolation and you post this?
KYS

Checking that check

It's probably the most idealistic, inherently flawed political philosophy of all the current ones out there. Its proponents are so naive about human nature and how the world operates that their mindset is potentially dangerous. It's both anti-moral and anti-empirical.

I don't want it, because I want to go back to the gym. It just doesn't seem possible to fight something that spreads like Corona-chan does. The best you can hope for is to develop antibodies.

Scared? No, I'm diamonds user.

>no Mongolia
>no Buryatiya, Yakutia, Tyva
You clearly don't have a taste in asian women