PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - DAD IS COMING BACK (NOT!) EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom
warroom.org/
snowflakevictory.com/
armyfortrump.com/

VISIT Coronavirus.gov
>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/
trumpwall.construction/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
SCHEDULE/WH Public Pool: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Hannity 3/26/20
youtu.be/A6Jd-e1vUoA
>Pres Trump/Corona-chan Task Force News Conf 3/26/20
c-span.org/video/?470715-1/ (pt1)
c-span.org/video/?470715-101/ (pt2)
youtu.be/3BfdG7C0lDs
>SoS Pompeo on HughHewittShow 3/26/20
youtu.be/rnrjo0Sxat4
>TreasSec Mnuchin on CNBC 3/26/20
youtu.be/D4Q6FHv-gHk
>WHTradeDir Navarro on FoxNews 3/26/20
youtu.be/DLC_KMXPeqI
>WHTradeDir Navarro on (((FakeNews))) 3/26/20
youtu.be/0kdrvwFdjhA
>NECDir Kudlow on EWTN 3/26/20
youtu.be/1fsVXQnIpTM
>WHCorona-chanRC Amb Birx on FoxNews 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6145059172001
>LabSec Scalia on FBN 3/26/20
video.foxbusiness.com/v/6144900259001/
>ActCBPCommr Morgan on Tucker 3/26/20
youtu.be/yj1yAQKjoWk
>NIAIDDir Fauci Corona-chan Q&A w/Stephen Curry 3/26/20
youtu.be/iuX826AGXWU
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on HowieCarrLive 3/26/20
youtu.be/nqHGtxO5BXE?t=8000
>AsstHHSSec4Health Adm Giroir on F&F 3/26/20
video.foxnews.com/v/6144897832001
>Lara Trump/Trump2020PressSec McEnany @Women for Trump Rally 3/26/20
youtu.be/-xobAQv14Uo
>RNCChair McDaniel on Spicer&Co 3/26/20
youtu.be/m3kI7pFMmA4
>FEDChair Powell on TODAY 3/26/20
youtu.be/WjCAoPYefQ4

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
prev

Attached: Screenshot - 2020-03-27 , 12_36_50.png (764x859, 440.45K)

Other urls found in this thread:

theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/us-couple-with-positive-virus-test-fled-sa/news-story/cfc814c1ddbd0ea13b6eba3d630c2304
youtube.com/watch?v=YWq8k78z5O8
twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243514785645260801
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/inside-australias-only-medical-mask-factory/12093864
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

2nd for Awooo!!!!!!!

WELL ANONS?!?

Attached: Screenshot - 2020-03-27 , 12_17_35.png (755x881, 120.39K)

GRETACHADS

ASSEMBLE

Attached: 1584747805412.jpg (1080x1080, 47.65K)

TWO

MOAR

WEEKS

Attached: 20200327_100318.jpg (1080x1806, 221.81K)

>304
IMBLEACH

Attached: Bildschirmfoto 2020-03-27 um 11.29.56.png (1844x1760, 2.05M)

i got this, no problem

Attached: 1580642481723.png (462x583, 229.72K)

>lie about your coronavirus case/death numbers
>believe your own lies and reopen things
>remember you're lying
>have to shut everything down again
OH NO NO NO NO NO

Attached: 1585317158872.jpg (1024x674, 120.72K)

It is that time of the day again, darkie slut. I'm not seeing a lot of interesting Mikus.

US based Companies/Industries are extremely important and valuable now more than ever, especially the goods being produced by them and shipped around the country. Domestic US infrastructure and logistics in this crisis is critical. Having China be so much of the US Goods production is seriously hurting the US Government ability to stop Corona, save lives and keep the public calm.

Trucking Companies need to get as much government support as they can, the entire US trucking industry does. Not fucking cruise ships of all things. The amount of goods US Truckers are delivering every single day keeping this country up and the shelves full is staggering.

Also one benefit of everyone staying at home is that shipping by Truck should be quicker now because of less traffic on the roads.

The US Railroads, US Trucking and US air-cargo all need government support and backing right now. US Roads/highways connecting cities and supply chains need to be repaired and optimized by the US military too. Keeping the US shelves full should be treated as a military operation of vital national security and stability.

Jeff has come around to our side.
He wants Trump to be able to execute congressmen

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-095955_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 749.5K)

Pray that Trump converts to Traditional Catholicism

Attached: yyyyhgfdf.jpg (2400x1600, 1.56M)

HOUSE IN SESSION NOW, /ptg/

VOTE ON THE BLIMPFBUX IMMIMENT LATER TODAY

They're really putting the pressure on driving down the birth rate during this crisis.

>hehe, iwill hijack /ptg/ by ASOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM things that never gonna happen
pack it up lads, one anonymous shitposter finally got us

Attached: 1579966017846.png (553x679, 622.21K)

The media sucks.
Here's MichGov complaining that Trump doesn't know her name.
1/?

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-013035_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 663.59K)

TWO MORE WEEKS

Attached: 20200327_022839.jpg (1080x1139, 410.19K)

I live in PA and work in NJ. I haven't seen any change in highway traffic.

anything below 5% mortality is a meme

Cerno hot take. Get it while it's hot:
>I've often said that a majority of romantic relationships would fail people couldn't "go out to eat," get drink / buzzed enough to forget / tolerate who they are with.

>Based on what I'm seeing online, a lot of people living together hate each other.

>Right again!
We're not about to see a new baby boom. Instead we're about to witness the greatest seperation/divorce rate of our history. THINGS ARE GOING TO SHIT!!!

How is the Rubio timeline handling this?

Attached: 1520479823370.png (500x475, 51.49K)

Still lower than the number of people niggers, doctors, and cars kill every year. Corona-Chan is style over substance.

Attached: 512966_p0.jpg (543x800, 73.65K)

i want to MAGA her from behind

Attached: 1585069480346m.jpg (610x1024, 50.21K)

Then, a journalist says a midwest hospital is out of ventilators.
Gee. I wonder which state it is?

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-012319_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 631.3K)

>deficit don getting mad at an actual conservative that is fiscally responsible on twitter

Turns out, someone leaked a document showing what triage looks like.
It's a draft. Its worst case scenario. But they have a document.

Attached: EUFgPDwVAAgGcPt.jpg (985x1345, 210.76K)

new shift of disrupters arrived

Attached: one id.jpg (376x356, 40.04K)

Based

Attached: 94974DD6-3AD0-44C3-9823-5756C58AC454.jpg (1241x816, 291.42K)

The hospital is forced to respond on fucking Twitter.
Of course it's not true. But that doesn't matter.
These people need to lose their jobs.

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-013357_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 669.16K)

Awww you poor thing!

People deserve 10 years of happy retirement with fully funded medical care then it's on them if they want to live longer. If you're not rich and healthy over 75 you can just die. Sorry but you just cost too much.

MAGA

The kike journalist deletes the tweet and can't be bothered to admit he was lying.
But not before Ted Lieu of California and other journalists repeat the story.
This country is fucked.

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-094140_Chrome.jpg (1080x2280, 606.49K)

I AM NOW OFF the TRUMP TRAIN

Massie's based and glink is being dumb.

Attached: Made.in.Abyss.full.2183330.jpg (1200x1200, 222.78K)

Massie is fucking dead politically

You’re a faggot snow Mexican

TWO MOAR WEEKS

its lower than the amount of people who slip and head their head in the bath tub every year

Attached: 1585284637303m.jpg (948x1024, 85.48K)

If it was all about sustenance the animals would be dead and butchered, not alive in fucking cages. This cunt wont admit its not about food, its about these insects mostly torturing then eating weird shit to improve their erections

This.

Turns out the foam they used in his favorite gay club is the cure.

Find Fubukis! Now, here is something I just happened to found out
> What Fubuki, Yumeko, Shinobu and Hiiragi have in common?

They're all best girls* and they're all voiced by the same voice actress.
> * Fubuki tied with Tats and Yumeko tied with Kirari

Pic related

Attached: same.jpg (1517x2126, 356.14K)

I think his lips would have to be surgically removed from his kike masters buttocks first if he would have to start kissing nigger toes as well.

Attached: orbc3a1n-viktor-c3a9s-xi-jinping-2017-05-13-fotc3b3-cgtn-com.jpg (3068x1726, 386.5K)

wtf trump just order some from alibaba

Attached: OGxoVUBbcN.jpg (1028x924, 135.36K)

I heard from sources familiar with the matter that this is AWOOVEMENT

Attached: incognito_awoo_1.gif (900x900, 175.97K)

most people never get that old. so i'ts kind of a scam. and there always raiding it.

Not well. But the ¡Jeb! timeline is going pretty smoothly. He's at a 93% approval rating and Congress is about to amend the Constitution to allow more than 2 terms for a President, all so they can re-elect him for more than just one more.

Attached: 1478632882408.jpg (790x602, 132.51K)

RILED UP QT IN THE HOUSE RIGHT NOW

I have one already. The artist is TheGoldenSmurf. Pretty sure he lingers in the Yas Forums drawthreads.

Attached: 80378272_p1.jpg (1556x2200, 2.13M)

Thomas Massie is right and you are all wrong

>"If it were just about helping people to get more unemployment (benefits) to get through this calamity that, frankly, the governors have wrought on the people, then I could be for it," Massie said.

>"But this is $2 trillion," he continued. "Divide $2 trillion by 350 million people — it's almost $6,000 for every man, woman and child. I'm talking about spending. This won't go to the men, women and children. So if you have a family of five, this spending bill represents $30,000 of additional U.S. national debt because there is no plan to pay for it."

$2 trillion (Congress)
+$4 trillion (Fed & Treasury)
———————————
$6 trillion stimulus

$6 trillion divided by 350 million citizens = $17,000 per citizen

times a family of 4

=$68,000 per family of new national debt and dollar devaluation in this stimulus.

not a good deal
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 26, 2020

Attached: images.jpg (1920x1080, 407.32K)

it will be implemented soon

The eternal Amerimutts - they escaped from quarantine in Australia:
In other developments, on Friday, Premier Steven Marshall lashed out at two American tourists who recently fled Australia before receiving coronavirus test results despite being asked to quarantine for 14 days.
theaustralian.com.au/news/latest-news/us-couple-with-positive-virus-test-fled-sa/news-story/cfc814c1ddbd0ea13b6eba3d630c2304

Very well done and very detailed, specially the dress

if they had to give your family your money you payed in if you died. congress would shit.

>"I'm having a really hard time with this. Because they're saying, well it's hard to travel, yadda yadda yadda," Massie said. "Well, last night, 96 out of 100 Senators voted. All we would need is 218 out of 435 to vote," he added, pointing to a section of Article I in the U.S. Constitution that states "a majority of each shall constitute a quorum to do business."

>"I know there are people saying, 'Oh you gotta vote for it. You can't slow this down,'" he continued. "Meanwhile, they spent a week in the Senate arguing how much money should go to the Kennedy Center."

>And he has repeatedly spoken against "stay-at-home" and business closure measures. On March 16, he tweeted: "When this is over, I fear FDR’s internment of Japanese-Americans is going to look like a 'light touch.'"

>Massie has developed a reputation over time as the House's "Mr. No," frequently voting against measures proposed by both parties. In February, he was one of four representatives to oppose a measure that would make lynching a federal hate crime.

The greater harm to society is the public’s unquestioning acceptance of the unchecked authority of governments to force private behavior and disrupt economies.

When this is over, I fear FDR’s internment of Japanese-Americans is going to look like a “light touch.”
— Thomas Massie (@RepThomasMassie) March 16, 2020

Attached: Kino.(Kino.no.Tabi).full.2157501.png (570x806, 296.87K)

true. Most of the cash goes into administrative cost and dem pet projects to fund their elections.

It's his usual quality: a bang up job.

We aren't a shithole country like Italy.
So no. It won't.

youtube.com/watch?v=YWq8k78z5O8

ZERO DOLLAR MORTGAGE TRUMPBUX PLAN

youtube.com/watch?v=YWq8k78z5O8

Attached: 1578428486294.jpg (1021x1024, 94.53K)

SHE'S LIVE
>SHE'S LIVE
SHE'S LIVE
>SHE'S LIVE
SHE'S LIVE
>SHE'S LIVE

Attached: AOCF39.png (528x508, 292.24K)

Furthermore it is wealth redistributing socialism adding incalculable amounts of debt and future woe to the country where some 40% of government funding will be solely to pay interest on debt. Over what? Governors decisions to close businesses for non risk groups? Lack of tight borders? To fund modern arts programs?

Attached: 1578253253087.gif (500x375, 123.24K)

I think you might have bigger problems.

Attached: 1585311111709.jpg (750x1094, 425.2K)

Listening to NPR right now.
>Good Lord, I despise panicky leftists.

Attached: 02_Rally.png (726x542, 413.45K)

is she for or against the bill?

He's right, but the country has to open back up and get back to work. It's very obvious now that leftist governments world wide are using this China flu as a political and money scam. It's no more deadly than the common flu
(Inb4 muh spain and Italy)

Link where?

>has to open back up and get back to work
He's been very solidly adamant about travel bans early and opening businesses now.

If the stereotypes prove true, they're not really stereotypes are they?

> this spending bill represents $30,000 of additional U.S. national debt because there is no plan to pay for it.
He is right about the numbers but he is even more right for a reason he would likely disagree
> there is no plan to pay for it

Debt only exists if the loaning party has the ability to collect and, as of now, there are zero parties capable of collecting. Back in the days you had the cost of paper to BRRRR print but as of right now it is pretty much just racing Japan Central bank, the EU BCE and China central bank in who is the fastest in adding zeroes to the right of their monetary supply.

There is only one valid argument against this bailout and it is **not** the size of the debt. It is
> people should work for their money and should save for the even they are not able to work

Massie is a complete idiot for being right but using the wrong argument. He mostly lack the balls to say outright the real reason

Yeah

She was mostly grandstanding and pretty incoherent...each member only gets one minute to speak, so I can't even tell what her position was

>the bugs are swarming and starting to fight back against King Bug
We Tienanmen Square 2.0 soon.
twitter.com/TruthAbtChina/status/1243514785645260801

Attached: snip.png (577x480, 170.28K)

That happened in February.
Australia government thought the virus is nothing burger until the middle of March. Before that the whole country is running full performance on sell-out to China mode.
Right now Australia only has one face mask factory with only 2 machines:
abc.net.au/news/2020-03-27/inside-australias-only-medical-mask-factory/12093864

Australia is not an independent country.

This continuation into third world oblivion for the country would only be hastened by the destruction of the currency and ability to finance government that would result from low financial grade and ire of Europe and other allies in not paying debts which are mostly held by Americans anyways.

she railing against the money not enough. ignoring the fact that those laid off get paid FULL salary AND still get the TrumpBux. Same position as baboon mindset. 1200 is not enough when people are out of work!!! Uh hello they get fully paid PLUS 1200.

damn this guy is getting rekt

Attached: Screenshot_20200327-102525.jpg (1080x1920, 478.2K)

Soon.

Attached: China Truck-Kun ambush.webm (720x404, 764.92K)

Do people honestly believe Quid Pro No Show Joe is gonna beat Trump?

Attached: ETsc8enUUAAA6Pi.jpg (490x327, 35.34K)

Dude Trust Me General Hospital

Please no namefagging, thank you.

Guys, I have to admit I was wrong about Trump. I thought he was an incompetent grifter who conned his way into the White House. But just over two weeks ago China had us beat by 80-1 in coronovirus. Trump didn't give up though, and now we're number 1! MAGA!

LMAO 250k is embarrassing
and people say it's HAPPOONing

Flat out Massie is correct and everything from the refusal of congressmembers to show up, which is abhorrent and shameful, to the horrendous additions to debt and devaluation of currency for the actions of specific governors is insane.

Attached: 1580580549304.jpg (1280x1040, 209.74K)

>the little larva that was spared and looks around completely confused
Aw :(

Where's this 37% unemployment meme coming from? Is that the amount of the workforce staying home or something?
Please stop namefagging without a reason, thank you

And he's right, and he should definitely go on record with that. But right now, the country is being shuttered and some people need a bailout. I consider it compensation for suspending the 1st Amendment right to free assembly.

And yes, Trump is going to have to strongly encourage we ease up significantly on these lockdowns on Monday. The retarded "quarantine" needs to end as it never made sense to begin with.

>just a flu bro

Quid Pro No Show has zero chance especially after the economy roars back one this pathetic little china flu passes. We're not even at 2000 deaths. Pshaw! This is a big nothing of a virus.

Attached: ETquebxXYAgnhMV.png (518x900, 437.52K)

>that ID
>Wasted on a name fag

Glad to see you have finally seen reason and turned on Trump as every smart person has done already. Capping your post every time you pretend to be a supporter. We all know you're just here to post MILF and be a troll. NOBODY ON THIS BOARD ACTUALLY FUCKING SUPPORT TRUMP. ITS AL MEME AND TRIPLE LAYER IRONY.

I do not see the big deal of forcing a roll call vote. I actually want to have people on record. Plus the bonus of the chaos and logistics of having 400+ votes while adhering to social distancing.

I think Trump maybe using reverse psychology because you know someone with TDS will think opposing the bill will piss off Trump

Attached: lulz.png (650x738, 481.23K)