/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2607

► Detected: 550,536 (+18,726) ► Died: 24,903 (+835)

— 3.7 billion people put under lockdown —
— 200 countries and territories infected —
— 34% more confirmed deaths than swine flu in all of 2009-10 —

>NEWS
UK's prime minister infected with coronavirus
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"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
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Chinese company amassed Australian supplies and shipped them out
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16 year old female dies in France
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China estimates case fatality risk at 1–2%
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>RESEARCH
Virus might spread through banknotes
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SARS-CoV mechanism for antibody-dependent enhancement
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Virus affects blood circulation
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23 year old football player dies in Iran
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Xuzhou first case reinfected weeks after "recovery"
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>REMINDER
China province covers up "viral pneumonia" explosion
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According to CCP, the flu only kills 144 people a year in China
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MRC: 10% or less cases detected in China, 25% outside China
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H1N1 only had 18,500 DNA-confirmed deaths, rest is estimated
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Engineered SARS-related bat coronavirus caused polemic over risks
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>LIVE
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>LATEST CASES
05:07: First death in Uzbekistan.
04:58: 62 new cases in Queensland, Australia.
04:53: 54 new cases in Victoria, Australia.
04:51: 186 new cases in New South Wales, Australia.
04:48: 14 new deaths in Germany.
03:50: 134 new cases and 3 new deaths in California, United States.
03:39: 91 new cases and 1 new death in Thailand.

>MORE
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webmd.com/lung/news/20200319/about-half-of-covid-cases-show-digestive-signs
epidemicforecasting.org/
youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao&feature=youtu.be&t=6793
twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1243522325397622784
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elespanol.com/mujer/al-dia/20200327/rae-dice-ahora-covid-19-malo-femenino/477952645_0.html
reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-russia-grain/update-1-russia-proposes-grain-export-quota-in-response-to-coronavirus-idUSL8N2BK4L2
youtube.com/watch?v=8NAZQev5c70
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j-just wait a few more weeks guys
muh exponentials will finally kick off
t-thats when the REAL happening will start, you'll see

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>"Recovered" men tested had half the normal levels of testosterone
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600k FUCKING WHEN

>Portugal +724 (+16)

Here is the dark horse in this race.

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Godspeed corona chan!

this evening or by tomorrow morning

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Diarrhea and other digestive symptoms are the main complaint in nearly half of coronavirus patients, Chinese researchers report.

This suggests that patients with digestive symptoms sought care later because they didn't yet suspect they had COVID-19 due to a lack of respiratory symptoms, such as cough or shortness of breath, the researchers explained.


Patients with digestive symptoms had a variety of problems, including loss of appetite (nearly 84%), diarrhea (29%)

Patients without digestive symptoms were more likely to be cured and discharged than those with digestive symptoms (60% versus 34%), according to the study published March 18 in the American Journal of Gastroenterology.
VERY IMPORTANT

No one talks of the shits when talking about the wuflu, so if you got the shits, assume you have it. My dad was admitted yesterday, had the shits for 2 days then called the ambulance (before the difficulty to breath appeared), he's in the ICU and i'm waiting for the doctors phone call for a situation report.


IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
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>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
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>IF YOU GOT THE SHITS YOU GOT THE FLU
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webmd.com/lung/news/20200319/about-half-of-covid-cases-show-digestive-signs

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>this thread is still going on
Seriously? We have all under control in flag-related and we are not even in querantine. Go back to work.

Just like the Chinese did....

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>epidemicforecasting.org/
Nick Boström made a thing

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Reminder:
Both the nothingburgers and the extremely damaging to our society with the collapse of many governments and loss of significant life however not the loss of all total life as that is unrealistic and humanity will inevitably rebound as it has done before level event posters are retarded.

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nigger

> North America has multiple Wuhans because of chinkoids and AIPAC
tfw

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combined with the rumors that it damages testicles, yeah I can see why governments are pulling off all stops with their efforts. If this shit actually causes infertility it'd be the end of small countries.

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>old world order collapsing
>america, europe devastated
>china, russia remain strong
what will the new post-covid era be called?

Where can I find a breakdown of victims' demographics?

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REMINDER:
>REMINDER
Fauci specifically called out Antibody-Dependent Enhancement at the WH press conference yesterday.
He spoke of Zika (a variety of Dengue) and SARS (a variety of kung flu). Both Dengue and SARS have ADE.
Right afterwards he said:
>Something that I want to make sure the American public understands.
>It's not only safety when you inject somebody and they get maybe an idiosyncratic reaction, they get a little allergic reaction, they get pain.
>There's safety associated: does the vaccine make you worse?
>There are diseases in which you vaccinate someone, they get infected with what you're trying to protect them with and you actually enhance the infection.
>You can get a good feel for that in animal models. [a trial vaccine for SARS killed the lab ferrets.]
>So that's going to be interspersed at the same time that we're testing, we're going to try and make sure we don't have enhancement.
>It's the worst possible thing you could do is vaccinate somebody to prevent infection and actually make them worse.
youtube.com/watch?v=q4o7nryuJao&feature=youtu.be&t=6793

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china also probably had multiple wuhans, they shut down all communications

You know what? Everyone on Yas Forums should be on a terror list. Every single incel. I couldn't give a single shit about their "freedom of speech"

I THOUGHT THIS WAS ALL JUST A MEME! WHY AM I HEARING SIRENS AT NIGHT! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK! Yas Forums YOU PIECES OF SHIT! YOU DID THIS!

>Project GF 2020 postponed another 6 months

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OUR HEALTH SECRETARY HAS IT AS WELL

twitter.com/MattHancock/status/1243522325397622784

Fauci is based

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Funny how the OP forgets to include the number of recovered cases, it’s almost like you guys need to make something out of this nothingburguer

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>"From March 19-20, the curve of the number of new cases of" coronavirus "seems to be easing in its rise", "we are not in a waning phase, but slowing down growth", said the president of the Istituto Superiore di Sanità, Brusaferro, at a press conference. The peak of the epidemic is approaching but we are not yet there.
And he specified "we must not delude ourselves that a slowdown in diffusion can lead to a slowdown in the measures of social distancing adopted", for now it is impossible to estimate asymptomatic. Source: RAI

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switzerland is crashing and burning, how come noneone talks about them?
where the mountain bankers anons at!!??

The death toll just keeps rising. Over 2500 people die a day now. How many people total died yesterday? I think it was close to 3000

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Herding has ACCELERATED

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literally 6 hours from now
cap this

There used to be several sources on jewtube, but nothing out of china anymore. Got any links or sources of new vids?

based numerics from the last thread:

ruins

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 85,755 (1,304) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,858) Germany 47,373 (285) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,951 (197) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 7,317 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Portugal 4,268 (76) Canada 4,043 (39) Norway 3,669 (16) Turkey 3,629 (75) Australia 3,180 (13) Israel 3,035 (10) Brazil 2,988 (77) Sweden 2,893 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (52) Ireland 1,819 (19) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Chile 1,306 (4) Romania 1,292 (24) Pakistan 1,252 (9) Poland 1,244 (16) Thailand 1,136 (5) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,038 (5) Russia 1,036 (3) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) South Africa 927 (2) Greece 892 (27) Philippines 803 (54) India 803 (20) Iceland 802 (2) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (12) Mexico 585 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +320 (+9) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+493) Germany +3,435 (+18) Iran +2,926 (+144) Switzerland +140 (+5) South Korea +91 (+8) Austria +408 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Portugal +724 (+16) Norway +297 (+2) Israel +342 (+2) Malaysia +130 (+3) Denmark +133 (+11) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Mexico +110 (+2) Iraq +76 (+4) Serbia (+1) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Moldova (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +3 Sweden +53 Czech Republic +137 Pakistan +51 Poland +23 Finland +80 Russia +196 India +76 Estonia +37 Croatia +56 Hong Kong +64 Bahrain +8 Armenia +39 Hungary +39 Latvia +36 Bulgaria +12…

>FULL LISTS
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LEARN TO SWIM

>how do I google things
Please die now

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italians are fleeing to switzerland en masse
they are even climbing the alps

Virus is not bioengineered

>Let's not do fantabioterrorism

Our chief of civil guard
What a retarded Boomer, people like him will die first

>Sauce
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SPANISH ROYAL ACADEMY, RAE, DECIDES COVID-19 IS FEMENINE (LA COVID-19) INSTEAD OF MASCULINE (EL COVID-19), AND FEMINAZIS ARE MAD ABOUT IT
>SPANISH ROYAL ACADEMY, RAE, DECIDES COVID-19 IS FEMENINE (LA COVID-19) INSTEAD OF MASCULINE (EL COVID-19), AND FEMINAZIS ARE MAD ABOUT IT
SPANISH ROYAL ACADEMY, RAE, DECIDES COVID-19 IS FEMENINE (LA COVID-19) INSTEAD OF MASCULINE (EL COVID-19), AND FEMINAZIS ARE MAD ABOUT IT
>SPANISH ROYAL ACADEMY, RAE, DECIDES COVID-19 IS FEMENINE (LA COVID-19) INSTEAD OF MASCULINE (EL COVID-19), AND FEMINAZIS ARE MAD ABOUT IT
SPANISH ROYAL ACADEMY, RAE, DECIDES COVID-19 IS FEMENINE (LA COVID-19) INSTEAD OF MASCULINE (EL COVID-19), AND FEMINAZIS ARE MAD ABOUT IT

>elespanol.com/mujer/al-dia/20200327/rae-dice-ahora-covid-19-malo-femenino/477952645_0.html
OH NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

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>Danish guberment preparing reopening the nation

I hope you used this societal reset to improve yourself and didn’t just fap it away along with your brain receptors and vital nutrients

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As much as I hate to say this is true, this is actually true. It's not a nothingburger, but it's not THE happening everyone was predicting either. With that being said, some social good will come out of this for sure.

Viral based global shift.

why is this so slow and why is switzerland doing so well

Food Ration Incoming Edition
reuters.com/article/health-coronavirus-russia-grain/update-1-russia-proposes-grain-export-quota-in-response-to-coronavirus-idUSL8N2BK4L2

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OH LET ME GUESS YOU'RE ONE OF THOSE SPOILED ASS MILLENIALS MAD ABOUT MISSING SPRING BREAK?? Guess what faggot at a time like this your rights are the thing you should least be concerned about. HOW ABOUT WORRYING ABOUT YOUR FELLOW COUNTRYMEN YOU SPOILED FAGGOT!

Fauci knows the vaccine is a long shot but playing it up for propaganda. He had to put the ADE info out there so when it goes bust he can say see I told you guys it might not work.

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This will hit Russia like a freight train
Slavs are too chaotic and disorderly compared to chinks and they half-ass everything. Putin is more or less successful because he's an Aspie unironically and likes organizing

Teaching bitches how to swim

2,500? Those are rookie numbers. Spanish Influenza was like 5 million total.

Ok nigger, post Google results that actually show the demographics.

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Don't worry goyim, (((they'll))) make sure your countries survive with more immigration.
>inb4 mutt comes along and agrees with me but says BBC

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They should organise a mass public protest.

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Netherlands 8603 (546)

All according to plan

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No its no
They are fining you and asking you to remain home
You are not being welded into your home
Be fucking responsible and dont go outside just to fuck arround

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>Dr John Campbell - The Truth About Coronavirus: How To Make Sure You Survive The Covid-19 Pandemic
Dr John Campbell - The Truth About Coronavirus: How To Make Sure You Survive The Covid-19 Pandemic
>Dr John Campbell - The Truth About Coronavirus: How To Make Sure You Survive The Covid-19 Pandemic
Dr John Campbell - The Truth About Coronavirus: How To Make Sure You Survive The Covid-19 Pandemic
>Dr John Campbell - The Truth About Coronavirus: How To Make Sure You Survive The Covid-19 Pandemic
Dr John Campbell - The Truth About Coronavirus: How To Make Sure You Survive The Covid-19 Pandemic

so is he a con artist or not? why were some on pol shitting on him?

youtube.com/watch?v=8NAZQev5c70

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>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-3.11%) Germany (-4.47%) France (-4.42%) United Kingdom (-4.80%) Italy (-3.26%) Switzerland (-3.78%) Spain (-3.65%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-0.57%) Netherlands (-3.68%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-5.51%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-4.89%) Japan (+1.43%) Hong Kong (-1.15%) China (-0.32%) Australia (-7.33%) Singapore (+0.07%) India (-1.43%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.94%) South Africa (-4.72%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-8%) Tokyo (-12%) Beijing (-30%) Wuhan (-20%) New Delhi (-71%) Dubai (-10%) Moscow (-4%) Rome (-30%) Milan (-17%) Berlin (-25%) Munich (-22%) Brussels (-30%) Paris (-37%) Madrid (-18%) Barcelona (-23%) London (-34%) Johannesburg (-20%) Sao Paulo (-54%) Buenos Aires (-44%) New York (-44%) Washington (-31%) Miami (-36%) Toronto (-41%) Chicago (-32%) Houston (-31%) Mexico City (-38%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (-4%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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people who refuse vaccines or go outside when they don't need to now should be fucking shot. Fuck you selfish faggots worried about yourselves

H E R D

Maybe because lower count of niggers.

Does the royal academy have a shit poster on /cvg/? They are only confirming what was already known

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pls explain to me how we are butning and crash iv been waiting for it to happen for weeks now and noth is happening the hospitals are fine the case deaths are super low the new cases are leveling out (very slowly)

so the economic damage is going to be a much bigger happening than the virus itself.

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Spain focusing on the important stuff

Brazil will shoot up to 2nd place real quick

if we even test people, my bet is lots of people are dying of corona already and they just get buried before any diagnosis

80% of recovered stats come from China
Unless you're a chink these numbers should be meaningless to you.

FLUSH IT DOWN

is argentina a nice place to visit? I have always wanted to visit there or chile

Brazilbros it's over for us.
I'm seriously thinking in take all the money i have and gtfo of this country. I know america or even UK will be more safe than this shithole we live when things get worse

male nurse
also where did you get this link sven its unlisted

My city with infected people is having a protest againist the lockdown

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Their women's march spread it, so it fits.

>War-Post War times
>Primitive Healthcare
That's the same virus from the 2009 pandemic (and Corona-chan has surpessed it already)

That was the kike's plan all along. That's why America allowed international trade and travel to go on for so long. They wanted to wait until we were infected with a lethal virus in order to try and impose Communistic shit on us. take a look at how things are playing out. Yang wanted UBI. Bernie, a literal jew, wanted UBI. Now, we're getting a sample of UBI as a means to appease the masses from mr trump himself.

And they're passing all sorts of shits behind closed doors that the jewish owned press doesn't even talk about like the earn it bill. This shit was orchestrated by kikes to make white countries more communistic since Communism is a jewish ideal.

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Corona femenine
Virus Neutre/masculine
19 Neutre

Based RAE

Hopefully it will be the end of Israel. Someone from Yas Forums should volunteer to get infected and then visit Tel Aviv.

>YOU NIGGER SHOW ME DO WORK FOR ME
>DO IT SHOW ME SHOW ME
>NIGGER DO IT
>DO IT
>PLEASE I BEG YOU
>DO RESEARCH FOR ME

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