Brit/pol/ - BORIS HAS KUNG FLU

YOU WILL NEVER WANK ALONE

First for TripChads

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>SOMEONE GOT THE FLU. ITS A HAPPENING. THIS IS NEWS GUYS.

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Timely reminder: ignore doom mong and filter out /cvg/ msm bullshit.
Thank you.

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Kill all tories.

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wtf at lower right

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a toast to braphogs! *tink*

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Based

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>conspiracy fag TRUST ME I HAVE CONNECTIONS
you were posting last week about martial law coming in Thursday night.

get lost weirdo

Gake and fay. We still have empty beds

NO REFUNDS

get your masks on lads. no one is safe.

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Fuck the queen and fuck the british people

Woes is a confirmed faggot. Watch his latest vid

ID2020

there is no crisis, there is no pandemic
there is only the RESPONSE to the artificially induced PROBLEM

what if the reaction is worse than the problem?
why must millions die for lack of healthcare, whilst we clap the NHS for keeping helathy flu sufferers on expensive ventilators?

cui bono lads

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THIS but unironically

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youtube.com/watch?v=G_sxjnaVEwA
Watch a fucking movie, or come play me in Dawn of War.
Or King of Fighters 98.

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FOR THE HERD

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tl;dr

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threadly reminder

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A TOAST, TO BRIT/POL/ AND BRITISH POLITICS

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if this is a ploy for easing of bringing back British Raj then Im all for it.
We all know the Indians want us back anyway

Based negrito

I'm putting my money on larp

I remember some going on about how the military was shipped into London on shoot to kill orders few weeks ago and they was going to kill 1000s and everything is still normal just a few shops are shut

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and it was Monday when Boris announced that

*tinks at a acceptable social distance* Good afternoon fellow brapologhists

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predicts london lockdown on monday
time will tell

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They need us to relieve them of all their shiny rocks

I'm not that guy, but believe what you want.

cope more

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

The lockdown coming in wasnt a particularly well kept secret all the normie Twitter political accounts were constantly talking about it

I hate toryboys

respond doctor. if that is your real meme

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why the fuck is hair like this anyway?

>They expect one of us in the Herd brother

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Corona virus is our fourth turning, destroying liberalism at the root and opening the way for real change as economic stagnation and hyperinflation kick in. You should all be preparing if you aren't already.

>I remember some going on about how the military was shipped into London on shoot to kill orders few weeks ago and they was going to kill 1000s and everything is still normal just a few shops are shut
Well that's pants on head retard, so it's not surprising that it didn't come out true. Look, all I'm telling you is what our director told us. He's in contact with the government and other hospitals.

Good lad

Yeah, they're all just hazarding guesses, theres no real 'knowledge' just empty words with the faintest chance of actually happening, the problem is, if they make 100 'THIS WILL HAPPEN' posts, and only 1 or 2 is correct, it only inflates their ego even more and gives themselves the impression theyre some sort of elite social/political observer. Fucking nonces and sweatlords the lot of them.

I think that was me mate

Good PR piece by Bojo. Emerges in two weeks just as curfew get eased up on saying "we can beat this together".

The idea he wouldn't have been tested every few days for the past 6 weeks is laughable. This is pure optics.

British president Johnson now have COIVD 19
Where was the Britain patient zero?
We think the Britain is lie about number

This now called the Britain Virus

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Post NHS lanyard and I might belive you

So is this actually a happening or not?? I'm getting a lot of conflicting information in these threads

>Yas Forums: Jews run the media
>Yas Forums: believes Jewish media

EXPLAIN YOURSELVES YOU FUCKING DUMB GOYIM.

ANSWER ME

DO YOU ENJOY BEING SUBVERTED BY JEWS AND TRAITORS OR SOMETHING??

Honestly.
Why are people breaking apart over a few days of isolation and a bit of distancing.
Am I really that fucking weird that all this feels fine, if not more clean and respectful than before.
I have a fucking AT field in the name of social distancing, this is cool.

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>Jalur Gemilang
Come again?

>Look, all I'm telling you is what our director told us. He's in contact with the government and other hospitals.

You're not even trying are you?

You were wrong.

Stop coming here for information then you spastic.

haha well said *tink*

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What a gorgeous shot. Where was it taken?

no it's less bad than the men thought it would be by a very large fraction

lol leftie twitters gone from saying brows is saving his own skin not wanting to get to laughing at him forgetting it.

yes it is when was the last time they had a lockdown?

>shop workers, teachers
> ESSENTIAL WORKERS
I don't know where bullshit-job service-wagies suddenly acquired their ridiculous conceit, but I'm most eagerly awaiting the day when reality crashes back into them again, because it's fucking intolerable

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I know, it's just that someone in the navy told me that something big would happen

Intentional, everything about him is carefully done to be as unassuming as possible. Lets him be very crafty because nobody is expecting it from him. Pretty smart tbqh.

>Is it happening
Not really, it's shit.
And we'll be fine but our internet sucks dicks now because everyone is online and annoying the shit out of everyone else, also their immediate family.

Are we finished?

>shopworkers
fucking hell i wouldnt mind but the lazy cunts havnt even bothered to restock the shelves fucking nob heads

There are a million different opinions. I don't have the data to know who is truly right or wrong. But what I've stated above is what our director told us.

what did you mean by this
>brows is saving his own skin not wanting to get to laughing at him forgetting it

Somebody is getting stabbed in South London in the next week screencap this

Everyones Uncle here, I'm reporting straight from Nintendo's HQ. I'm posting this dire warning online incase the smoke signal from my carrier pigeon doesn't reach you all.

Britian is about to undergo a tea and crumpet shortage.I also have intelligence Scotlands Iron Bru and battered heroin factory has shut down unbeknownst to the Scootish public. Please, this is not a LARP.

Are you saying there is an entire politician whose gimmick is merely pretending to be retarded?

This. He even planned a fair ground ride "breaking down" halfway through to make him look like a jolly japer. This "positive" diagnosis is a massive PR stunt to get people to stay at home.

martial law across the gloe
bad

virus turns out to be very mild and not deadly
good

most chumps fall for the meme and demand bigger boots stamping on their face
bad

some people are wokening up to the cabal that run governments
good

economy is collapsing, currency devaluating, blackrock, central banks et al raking it in
bad

re-ordering of the global system away from boomer hedge funds
good

Fuck

dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/coronavirus-scotland-tunnocks-factory-shuts-21752673

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It's our hamburger hill. The prominence of pimms.

It's gonna rain within the next week
Screencap this

No, just the neoliberal chapter of our story is coming to a dramatic end. The following chapter is going to be an eventful one.

I'm on standby for Op RESCRIPT and have heard absolutely nothing.

>Irn Bru and Heroin are offline
Mother of fucking God we are entering 28 days later level of danger.
s e n d t a n k s

I feel sad for the poor doger

neoliberalism will never end

far from it.
This unironically is going to be a great year for GB
>deaths per week still below last 5 year average
>RNHS arguments died off
>750k volunteers for NHS in just over 24hrs
>manufacturers have cracked on and begun making ventilators and sanitiser
>we "forgot" to include EU in sharing ventilators (LOL)
>France taking such a battering they will be screaming for whatever on brexit deal end of the year
>scousers have their premier league title removed
>normality to resume just in time for cricket season

I'll actually put money against you on that

Me on the left

Workers want a nice holibobs till easter in othe words, paid.

There'd 12 threads about this...

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good, i hope he dies from this shit

I spent too long replying and missed the new thread. Here are my thoughts for the mourning.

#
Yorkshire tea*

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Yeah, he'd be great if he just fucked off beyond Hadrian's Wall. I mean, we'd still hear him, but the rude bawling man would be out of sight at least.

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Surely I am not the only one whose conscience feels a socially manufactured pang of guilt for not clapping r NHS?

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Good meme.

#
No. I feel bad for Boris and do not wish to be ruled by an Indian. I suspect Give is secretly a white nationalist, but I don't trust him. Get well soon, Boris. Please get Philip Hammond and Jeremy Corbin before you Brexit this life.

For the love of all that is holy, why are all women such whores.

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>postman sat a package at my door, chapped it and then left
I wish deliveries were like this all the time desu. Less awkward

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Where we lead the world follows.
Unironically.

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OK lad I've found a source
you are a hoax

twitter.com/TraderTropical/status/1243516848659980289/photo/2

this is a message being passed around twitter

I strongly suspect it's designed to increase fear, make people worry and thus make them easier to CONTROL

fear is the mind killer
now that bojo has it but the numbers are low, more people see it as an ELITE disease for rich people, whilst the pooor people get boned in the ass by BoE stagflation - literally robbing the quids from their pockets.

so doctor shill is a shill and corona is a fear meme to induce totalitarian state control

DROPPED

Do you think the bobbies will catch me if I sneak off to a beach somewhere? I know a couple of hiding spots if you catch my drift

Is this Haworth?

Lads I didnt clap, am I going to be okay?

God I wish I was that doggo

going to the beach is a basic human right

>Fear is the mind killer
The real mind killer is the amount of times you hit the enter key,
Stop that shit, be polite.

DO YOU HAVE NO INSTINCT FOR LIBERTY AT ALL?
twitter.com/ClarkeMicah/status/1243517906488627202?s=20

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Delet this, Lum isn't a whore!

yes. Derby police have been getting hammered on twitter for posting police drone footage of two people sitting on some hills in nature going DON'T DO THIS OR WE'LL SNATCH YOU UP STAY IN YOUR CAGE SLAVE

I'm fine with it.
My mum is losing her mind tho.
She's one of those people who's constantly out and about.
She's been out twice this morning already.
I told her if she goes out again I'm phoning the police.

>DAY-TRIPPERS are not welcome to Brighton and police may be turning people away at the station.
theargus.co.uk/news/18337973.coronavirus-brighton-beach-closed-visitors/

tbf he is putting in the graft dispelling this fuckin nonsense.

Enter doesn't post though it just makes a new line

baste

doing God's work

>This is what white women call an arse

It was obviously LARP as the government isn't going to share those kinds of details with a hospital, and they'd certainly not be passed on to some rando.

>I unraveled this far fetched and pointless conspiracy theory from the safety of my home by reading things on the internet.
I have no time for this nonsense. Going for a nap.
I'll see you on Monday mate.

newfag

Ohh look at this picture of heath lads, "no underlying health issues" - it's almost as if the media have changed tact to this from "under 80's" for clicks.

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Damm, thanks for the warning lads

>People were banging pots out of their windows above and below me
>Only noticed because it knocked the beat off on Mortal Kombat
I might be a noted dick now, I think we'll be fine.
Wish I didn't learn about that a hour after it happened.

Got a good reason
Were taking the easy way out

So, is spaghetti bro dead? Ive not seen him much recently.

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Very interesting expression from the flufferino

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he's from greenock, their a bunch of underclass inbreeds

How is this a larp? It's exactly what's happening everywhere else in yurop
Never lurked this general, is this like /ptg/ with crooked teeth? Are you guys a bunch of newfaggots?

>People were banging pots out of their windows above and below me

We Wuhan now.

You are going to hell

see pic related, obvious dnc shill
cry harder doomfag

oh feeling so sleepy, hope you drop off the edge of consciousness into the sweet comfort off death
DO NOT RESUSCITATE

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he was here yesterday. not in the best of spirits

Can confirm

Older people think outside is some magical place where every stranger is a thread of new beginnings.
Don't be a dickhead about it but kindly inform them there is nothing out there for them for now due to everyone being indoors.
>Then make sure she knows how fucking doe eyed she is

his sleeping pattern is wrong from watching eddies stream

best post itt

Np. Here's the tweet thread btw for anyone wanting to look
>stay in your concrete hellhole, drones

twitter.com/DerbysPolice/status/1243168931503882241?s=20

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Fuck off back to CVG, Luigi.

We're just a bunch of twats with unfunny injokes

>lincolnshirelive.co.uk/news/local-news/coronavirus-police-nhs-chase-poo-3990040
Sterling journalism from my local news team.

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>BRO TRUST ME

based peter

clapping is cultural appropriation

why would anyone want to watch this beta faggot?

Simple you blatantly obvious shill
We didn't get out information from the media
The media were the ones downplaying or ignoring it for months

based, fuck London

>is this like /ptg/ with crooked teeth?
it's the oldest general on this shite board.

kek

Without any context that is hilarious and mental