/cvg/ - Corona Virus General #2606

Literally nobody is saying this will cause an “extinction” but thanks for equating a strawman with the most basic bitch normalfag opinion

they dont miss a single opportunity

Who
>imperial herd
Here?

so when are the billions going to die from muh exponentials? is the happening on pause?

The article I read said hundreds of staff across 3 different Boston hospitals were already positive

Post your best /Herd/ memes now that Boris was /herded/

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>newsweek.com/uk-prime-minister-boris-johnson-tests-positive-coronavirus-1494646
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BRITBROS ITS OVER

**AHEM**

**AHEM**

*TING TING*

FUCK CHINKS

how come every famous who gets sick has mild symptoms?
what the fuck happened to merkel anyway btw?

Just passing through: what is your bell weather stat to track this?

Mine # of deaths percent increase per day. That is what I track to see if good/bad outcome.

JOHNSON TESTS POSITIVE FOR WUFLU. /HERD/ IS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS.

Why are all the top world governments doing such a shit job at taking care of this?
I refuse to believe this is real. This faggot virus should've been stopped weeks ago.

Hivemind.

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>Now This
Kike Garbage

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the virus is still in the stage of propagation. Syndromes will be turned on later.

Boris is pretty overweight and old is he going to be alright?

Tards ask every thread as to why governments aren't falling over yet.

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because they get tested at the first sniffle they can be pumped full of medicine before the lungs get fucked

>COUNTRIES LIST
United States 85,749 (1,304) China 81,340 (3,292) Italy 80,589 (8,215) Spain 64,059 (4,858) Germany 47,278 (281) Iran 32,332 (2,378) France 29,155 (1,696) Switzerland 11,951 (197) United Kingdom 11,658 (578) South Korea 9,332 (139) Netherlands 7,431 (434) Austria 7,317 (58) Belgium 7,284 (289) Canada 4,043 (39) Turkey 3,629 (75) Portugal 3,544 (60) Norway 3,443 (16) Australia 3,180 (13) Israel 3,035 (10) Brazil 2,988 (77) Sweden 2,893 (77) Malaysia 2,161 (26) Czech Republic 2,062 (9) Denmark 2,010 (41) Ireland 1,819 (19) Luxembourg 1,453 (9) Ecuador 1,403 (34) Japan 1,387 (47) Chile 1,306 (4) Romania 1,292 (24) Pakistan 1,252 (9) Poland 1,244 (16) Thailand 1,136 (5) Indonesia 1,046 (87) Finland 1,038 (5) Russia 1,036 (3) Saudi Arabia 1,012 (3) South Africa 927 (2) Greece 892 (27) Philippines 803 (54) Iceland 802 (2) India 799 (20) Diamond Princess 712 (10) Singapore 683 (2) Panama 674 (9) Slovenia 632 (9) Argentina 589 (12) Mexico 585 (8)…

>LATEST CHANGES
United States +314 (+9) China +55 (+5) Spain +6,273 (+493) Germany +3,340 (+14) Iran +2,926 (+144) Switzerland +140 (+5) South Korea +91 (+8) Austria +408 (+9) Belgium +1,049 (+69) Norway +71 (+2) Israel +342 (+2) Malaysia +130 (+3) Romania +263 (+1) Thailand +91 (+1) Indonesia +153 (+9) South Africa (+2) Philippines +96 (+9) Slovenia +70 (+3) Mexico +110 (+2) Iraq +76 (+4) Serbia (+1) Lebanon +23 (+1) Lithuania +46 (+1) Tunisia +30 (+1) Albania +12 (+2) Moldova (+1) Cameroon +13 (+1) Uzbekistan +8 (+1) Nicaragua (+1) Australia +130 Brazil +3 Sweden +53 Czech Republic +137 Denmark +133 Pakistan +51 Poland +23 Finland +80 Russia +196 India +72 Estonia +37 Croatia +56 Hong Kong +64 Bahrain +8 Armenia +39 Hungary +39 Latvia +36 Bulgaria +12 Slovakia +43…

>FULL LISTS
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Isn't he a boozer as well?

>Archduke of Austria has been assassinated
>1 death
>OMG THE END IS NIGH
Stop shilling this bullshit already, this faggot little skirmish won't cause a world war

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Or maybe you're getting the same answer twice because it's the only correct one.

You aren't taking airborne aids seriously.
Civilization will crumble and definitely all of us will die.

So what does that have to do with extinctions? You do realize governments have fallen in the past and the human race continued, right?

Male nurse here
Just got my results and was cleared to go back to work wew

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Probably not.

Because we live in a time where you can travel all across the world in hours.

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We are Halfway to 600k Bros. Powerlevel is rising fast.

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> estimated cases are actually ×20 than confirmed
> we're now at 803 confirmed = more than 16k roaming around

no wonder our biggest hospitals now are outright crying out loud that they can't handle any more infected.

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>bong pm tests positive for corona chan
Who Herd team here

We survived Black Plague during the fucking Medieval, we will survive this. But at what cost?

No one thought about jumping the fence, that's actually kind of civilized and retarded at the same time.

OUR PM IS DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAD

I never said otherwise.

lol nice

STATUS ON CHLOROQUINE???

WHY ISN'T IT BEING MASS PRODUCED??

We must keep markets open, amirite fellow goy?

I can hear my neighbor coughing and hacking his lungs out on the other side of the wall. Heard him desperately telling his son over the phone to stay at his mothers place.
Will be interesting to see what happens first, an ambulance showing up or the stench of death. Wouldn't be the first neighbor to die and be found days later.

kek'd

>FUTURE MARKETS
United States (-2.98%) Germany (-4.50%) France (-4.51%) United Kingdom (-4.56%) Italy (-3.74%) Switzerland (-4.15%) Spain (-3.86%) Austria (+0.00%) Poland (-0.88%) Netherlands (-3.64%) Hungary (+0.00%) Russia (-4.52%) Greece (+0.00%) Brazil (-4.17%) Japan (+1.63%) Hong Kong (-1.06%) China (-0.32%) Australia (-8.51%) Singapore (+0.25%) India (-1.06%) South Korea (+1.78%) Taiwan (-3.82%) South Africa (-4.32%)

>LIVE TRAFFIC
Sydney (-9%) Tokyo (-2%) Beijing (-18%) Wuhan (-25%) New Delhi (-60%) Dubai (-7%) Moscow (-8%) Rome (-25%) Milan (-16%) Berlin (-20%) Munich (-17%) Brussels (-31%) Paris (-37%) Madrid (-13%) Barcelona (-20%) London (-30%) Johannesburg (-20%) Sao Paulo (-6%) Buenos Aires (-4%) New York (-1%) Washington (0%) Miami (-38%) Toronto (-32%) Chicago (-17%) Houston (-15%) Mexico City (-11%) Los Angeles (0%) Seattle (0%)

>LOCKDOWNS AGGREGATE
India (1.3b) China (760m) Pakistan (205m) United States (196m) Mexico (129m) Egypt (97m) Germany (82m) Philippines (70m) Brazil (66m) France (66m) United Kingdom (66m) Italy (60m) South Africa (56m) Colombia (49m) Spain (46m) Argentina (44m) Ukraine (42m) Poland (37m) Morocco (35m) Peru (32m) Venezuela (32m) Malaysia (31m) Nepal (29m) Australia (24m) Romania (19m) Netherlands (17m) Ecuador (16m) Belgium (11m) Tunisia (11m) Czech Republic (10m) Greece (10m) Portugal (10m)…

>FULL LISTS
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I had diarrhea for 2 days the other week am I fucked?

BASED
also fuck kikes

Are we gonna hit 600k today? Yesterday it was around +60k in one day so its possible.

if numbers then my family and brothers on pol will be safe. god bless anons

How fucks are we?

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'Cause you touch yourself at night, that's why.

Kek

Oh, for crying out loud.

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I'm going to the limit on my vit c intake so it happens now and again anyway....

It works, but since "orange man bad" , it can't be used.

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hobo mass extinction in california when?

If all governments will fall, it still will be not extinction level event.
I'll tell you more, even if 95% of population will die if still will not be an extinction level event. Remaining 375 millions of people will repopulate the Earth just fine in 200 years which is nothing by historical means.

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>male nurse
Checks out

>How fucks are we?
All the fucks

yay i love u all brothers. blessed be our heavenly father

Very fucks

This is not going to end and only get worse

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why else would the to sell out?