IT’S FUCKING OVER LADS

Hundreds of thousands or millions in the UK have already had it. That is the only explanation for why public figures are getting it at such a high rate.
livescience.com/half-the-uk-infected-coronavirus-covid19.html
It also explains the exorbitant death toll in countries like Italy and Iran. Compare their death rates to the tightly controlled, highly tested environments like Diamond Princess (our best cohort to date, ship full of thousands of boomers and only a handful died), Iceland (most testing per capita), South Korea (2nd most testing per capita). It is solely a survivorship bias. Only severe cases are being tested due to lack of testing kits.

Antibody testing will BTFO this meme virus. It is literally less dangerous than the flu. Then media heads fly.

Malvinas inglesas

Falklands? i hardly know her.

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Falkland Islands.

Boris the absolute shagger will drink the virus away in a week.

Ive always wondered, why did he become PM and Not Nigel Farage? I thought he was farages right hand man and Farage led his party? That always confused me.

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Imagine thinking someone getting the flu was newsworthy. Jesus, you faggots have destroyed this place.

lmao that pic is the biggest cope i have ever seen
We should have killed more of you monkeys

That's fucking adorable. Someone took the time to make this little fantasy. I think I hear a dog fucking your wife gringo.

your a really fucking dumb mutt or a good shitposter.

kek

The worst part is that his girlfriend is pregnant.

>Antibody testing will BTFO this meme virus. It is literally less dangerous than the flu.
It's less dangerous for the average person, it's going to end up with a pretty small death rate. It's still a problem just because it's completely new and a certain amount are all going to go to hospital at once and overwhelm things

HERD IMMUNITY

Farage isn't even an MP, he's an effective shit-stirrer but that's it.

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DIE DIE DIE
SSSSSSS

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Yeah, and I'm sure that just like every other famous person that supposedly has the virus he wil show no symptoms at all.

KAM ON COVID SKOR SUM FAKIN GOALS

Are you a devout christian by any chance?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Fuck the queen and fuck the british people

Buenos dias.
Las Malvinas
Son argentinas

The foreign secretary takes over. Dominic 'Literally Who' Raab

Every picture of him is a perfect candidate for "if you only knew..." etc.

Jeremy get off this fucking board.

Based hooe he dies.
Fuck all beauracrats.

Boris will butt fuck covid-19, meanwhile old man winter is going to be absolutely rekt.

Why do political analysts view Argentina as having great potential and likely to achieve greatness within the next century.

Whats happening their and what makes it different from other South American nations. Genuinely curios.

Seems like it might be a comfy place to move to if it has a bright future.

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oh look a filthy expat probably shitting up the beautiful beaches of Mallorca, kys

SOON

I'd rather fuck a dog than british women, they're honestly vile and disgusting

based

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I highly doubt he actually has it. Just a publicity stunt to reign in the mongos.

Nobody fucking cares meme flag.

Corona-chan doesn't discriminate.

Farage was the leader of UKIP, not the Conservative Party. Farage 'led' the Brexit campaign in a sense, but he was never in a position to lead the country since UKIP was a fairly fringe party focused primarily on the UK's relationship with the EU rather than governing the UK per se.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY POLITICIANERINO

WE GOT TOO COCKY HERD IMMUNITY BROS

You were off by one so he's unfortunately gonna live to bring niggers to your country

How many bongs til he dies

You're missing the point. Millions in every country are already infected. Possibly over a billion worldwide. When the cases suddenly (and seriously mean suddenly) stop in Italy, you'll know why. There will be no more uninfected people. It's going to happen soon. Screencap this.

Boris Johnson?

More like Voirus Johnson am I right lads?

Why do so many politicians and celebrities contract it? So many public facing workers are fine after weeks.

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>I'd rather fuck a dog

*Clapping*

This is a scheme for all the elites (Prince Charles, Boris, etc.) to fake their own deaths and abandon this world for another planet they have been preparing for years. The plebs will be left here

How is that heard immunity going Boris?

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Shut the fuck up

You're not having it back

>Hundreds of thousands or millions in the UK have already had it. That is the only explanation for why public figures are getting it at such a high rate.
No its not you idiot. Internationalist jet setters who fly everywhere and have meetings with many people are more likely to be infected then your average joe who only goes to his job at the corner office and maybe the pub once a week.
These figures are at higher risk that is all

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how could i contact you ?
France would be delighted to put an end to the ANGLO blight that's infected Europe for far too long.

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You have to get it to get immunity you absolute disgrace.

You subhuman baboon. You literal nigger.
How dare you speak, you swarthy jungle monkey. How dare you open your big lipped, rim encrusted, menthol cigarette smelling mouth?
You are human trash, Diego Tyrone LeShawn de Maradona. Universally despised, derided and mocked. Your nationality and skin tone offers no hope to the world that South America can ever prosper. Crawl back in to the Brazilian jungle you came out of, you literal orangutan.
I hope you decide to sail your grandfathers skip to the Falklands and rape some sheep, as is in the negroes nature. It would still be the whitest pussy you ever had. Give Nigel and Robert a chance for some target practice, your sole use to the world. Argentinians obsession with a few windswept islands in the Atlantic is hilarious but sad. Coincidentally its the only worthwhile contribution Argentina has made to the medical field. The MUH LAS MALVINAS sentiment in the average negro Argentinian is both an early warning sign of autism in children, and early on set Alzheimer's in adults.
Take your black hairy fingers off your keyboard, and never talk about the human species again, you mockery of our supposed shared ancestor.. No amount of olive oil and wheat flour slabbed on your face every morning will make you white. It's about as delusional of an idea as your daydreams of European heritage.
You nigger.
You make Bolivia look like a beacon of civilisation.
You are the Baltimore of South America.
Go fertilise the pampas with you and your families corpses, its the best you can hope for in life. For the first time in your life, nigger, you have a job making food for beings vastly superior to yourself. Uruguayan cattle. Coincidentally, it would be the first time an Argentinian "man" provided for a family.
Die, Diego. No one would miss you. Except for Australian Aboriginals, who now would have no one to make them look good.

Because it turns out that Oxford study is right and millions have had it already with no or mild symptoms. Politicians and celebs obviously just are able to get tested when they want

I should clarify, have already been infected and had the disease run its course, literally most people will have 0 (zero) symptoms. A small amount will have mild symptoms. An even smaller amount yet flu-like symptoms. A tiny, almost microscopic amount will have severe symptoms. Literally a few thousand at most out of tens or hundreds of millions. You're being played. Incite panic, print money, buy the country up.

>I'd rather fuck a dog than british women, they're honestly vile and disgusting
Cope. Every argie woman I've met is a hairy barefooted shitskin namaste spastic who rides the crusty cock carousel

He's tested positive for being a complete cunt

Yeah even when they're relatively old which is pretty suspicious, either they're lying or it's just that the elites are getting way better medical care, probably including (hydroxy)chloroquine on a prophylactic basis.

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kek

>porky little fuck
>guzzled wine and battered charlie his whole life
>looks like shit, no sleep for months
he's already dead - screencap this post.

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Good. I hope Zion Dogblumpf and Zionvini gets it too so we can prove God exists and that it's on our side.

Ah yes... France... That would be one hell of an ally to Argentina. Not like you ever got totally demolished and needing saving...

Remember when Argentina tried to have a go and got completely BTFO and is an ongoing embarrassment for their country?

Both of you. At once.

Thanks for the pic, it gave me a good laugh

S

>You're being played
Did you miss the part where those who do actually have symptoms make up a significant enough number to cripple ICU wards you great big spastic.

JEREMY! I SAID GET OFF THE BOARD.

>Yeah even when they're relatively old which is pretty suspicious,
The official death rate of those under 70 is pretty low. It's only 70, 80 year olds where the deaths shoot up to like 10%

That or they are deploying DRACO for select individuals

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*blocks your path*

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My fellow Britons, I come before you today to announce:
I coof.
I am a coofer.
I know many of you out there also coof. I can no longer coof in silence. Briton is becoming a nation of coofers. I want you all to know that I, as your prime minister, will be coofing along-side - and possibly all over - you.
Hashtag iCoof.

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